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Sorry guys that I haven't updated in a very, VERY long time, but was busy, lazy, and had writers block…he he, well I'm backy wacky!
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Emmett and Seth in the limo…o.o
Emmett: This is AWESOME! Carlisle never let us do all this stuff with our money, cause he thinks we will get to full of our self's. * after a sec or two of silence they bursts out in laughter*
Seth: *laughing*
Emmett: *suddenly stops laughing* wait a sec…
Seth: What? *looks worriedly curious*
Emmett: Why go to a hotel…when we can go visit the Danali Coven! YES! *Smiles evilly and excitedly* Driver! Drop us off at the rich hidden houses near the woods.
Driver: um…where's that exactly sir? *confused, cause there's woods everywhere, and houses in the woods everywhere.*
Emmett: How should I now, just drop us off. *lays back, with eyes closed*
Seth: yeah…what he said. *stuffing his face with the food in the limo*
Driver: yes…sir. *still confused, but just goes to one of the places around there.*
Seth: *peeks head out that opening in the roof* wooooop wooop! This is sooooooo AWESOME! *sticks tongue out again*
Emmett: *Joins Seth* dude, do you have to stick your tongue out?
Seth: yes! *sees people driving by in a red sports car* you LOSERS! *Sticks tongue out to them*
Emmett: what was that for? *confused*
Seth: we are richer than them…
Emmett: um…*still clueless*
Seth: They still drive them self's, we have someone to do it for us. *smiles proudly*
Emmett: oooo, AWESOME! Great thinking man! *HI 5's Seth*
Driver: Sir, is this the place you wanted to be?
Emmett: *sniffs the air* yup, this is it alright…we'll walk from here, thanks! *hands the driver 100 $*
Driver: *stares at the money like he can't believe it*
Emmett: C'mon Seth! Wait till you meet the Danli's! *"walking" but it looks more like running, up to where the Danli's sent comes from*
Seth: *carrying all the bags* Emmett, you can help you know!
Emmett: o right! *walks over at takes his bag* sorry man. *smiles and walks on*
Seth: *rolls eyes and follows*
At the Danli's house…
Emmett: *knocks on door*
Seth: *sits down on the steps* I'm hungry!
Emmett: *ignores Seth and knocks again*
Kate: Emmett? *opens door* what are you…*smells Seth* ew! What's that smell! *plugs nose*
Emmett: Kate! *hugs her* ow! *gets shocked* stop doing that! *rubs his arm*
Seth: *Stands up* hi, do you have any food…human, food? *cute smile*
Carmen: *Next to Kate in a sec* Emmett? What are you…*smells Seth* aw! Ew! The dogs again! Really? *plugs nose*
Seth: Hey! *frowns and folds arms*
Emmett: Car! *hugs Carmen*
Carmen: yeah, hi Emmett. *pats him on back*
Kate: What are you *glances at Seth and frowns* doing here?
Seth: Looking for food! Now do you have some?
Carmen: *went to get a hotdog in a sec and pops it in Seth's mouth* there, happy now? *folds arms*
Seth: very! *with mouth full and eats it*
Kate: So? *to Emmett*
Emmett: well, it's a long story…*rubs back of his neck*
Carmen: we have time…
Emmett: Well…Carlisle is trying to kill us! And we came to Canada and he wants to kill us with the FISH! AHHHHHH! THE FISH! *He and Seth runs in circles in panic and screams*
Kate: Em….Emme…Do…STOP IT!
*Emmett and Seth stops in shock*
Eleazar: *out hunting nearby, and hears Kate and rushes home* What's going on? *in panic in front of Carmen holding her hands, worried*
Kate: *calms down* nothing, just that Emmett and the dog is here…*looks at them*
Emmett: *mouth open, leg in air, hands like claws in air* hi
Seth: *standing the same way as Emmett* hi…*falls over, on his butt*
Emmett: *laughs and points at Seth*
Seth: Hey! Not funny! *folds arms, still sitting on ground*
Carmen: *rolls eyes at them*
Eleazar: *smiles, kisses Carmen lightly and goes over to Emmett* Hey man! Long time, no see. *hi 5's Emmett.*
Emmett: hey, yeah…it's been like forever! *girlish*
Eleazar: um, yeah…man. *awkwardly*
Irina: *back from hunting* What's he doing here. *glares at Seth*
Carmen: Irina, be nice.
Irina: whatever…*walks inside*
Kate: never mind her…she's just, in one of her moods, again.
Seth: She reminds me of Rosalie…*shudders*
Emmett: hey! *folds arms at Seth*
Seth: oops, sorry bro.
Eleazar: So why are you here? Is there trouble?
Emmett: YES! Carlisle is trying to kill us! With…wait for it, wait for it…THE FISH!
Seth: *Jumps up* And the plastic fire!
Emmett and Seth: OMG! WE ARE GOING TO DIE! *bursts out in tears*
Eleazar: Um…*steps back*
Carmen: O please Emmett, why would Carlisle kill you?
Kate: Yeah, your just playing a prank on us again, aren't you.
Irina: *Thinking about calling Carlisle*
Emmett: You don't know how EVIL he is! EVIL! *Dramatically*
Seth: THE FISH! *Runs in circles*
Emmett: Ahhhhhh! *joins Seth*
Eleazar: This is going to be a LONG day. *rubs his forehead*
Kate: *walks over and catches them as they run and shocks them* SNAP OUT OF IT!
Seth: *sits down and sucks his thumb*
Emmett: OW! Jeez, stop doing that! *rubs his shoulder*
Irina: *leaves it for now and goes up to her room*
Kate: Then stop running in circles like you are mad or something.
Emmett: I think it too late...we ARE mad, duh!
Carmen: o Help me. *puts hand on forehead and walks into the house*
Eleazar: *laughs slightly at Emmett and Seth's madness* okay, so why did you two come here?
Seth: *rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb*
Emmett: Well, we were kinda hoping to stay here for a while…and if Carlisle comes to get us, can you please back us up?
Irina, Carmen and Kate: NO! *In panic of Eleazar saying yes, they all are outside in a sec*
Eleazar: *rolls eyes at the rest* sure, you are like family. *smiles*
Carmen: *puts hand to forehead* idiot. *walks back in*
Irina: Moron! *walks back in*
Kate: *frozen in shock of the things going through her head*
Emmett: Thanks man! *hugs Eleazar*
Seth: yes! Thanks soooo much! *hugs him to*
Eleazar: Sometimes I wonder if I have any common sense. *frowns at the choice he made*
Once they were settled in, Emmett went hunting and Seth went to the burger place…
Irina: Are you mad! We are going to suffer with these two!
Eleazar: Well, um…
Kate: Yeah, what were you thinking?
Carmen: Hey guys, let's not take all this out on him.
Irina: Yeah, let's just smile and be happy as they stay here for…forever! And drive us MAD! *Sarcasticly*
Kate: Yeah Carmen, do you really, REALLY want them here?
Eleazar: Hey! Emmett is like family, how would you feel if one of us went to him and he said no.
Irina: Yeah, but we are not insane and mad, and a complete utter IDIOT! Now are we!
Eleazar: good point. *lays back on sofa*
Carmen: Eleazar…
Eleazar: what? They are kinda…well…
Carmen: *frowns at him*
Eleazar: okay, okay, sorry. *holds hands up in surrender*
Irina: Well, if they are going to stay here…for a WHILE! *to Eleazar* I'm not going to feed, talk, sit near, touch that dog thing. *frowns*
Kate: *rolls eyes at Irina* I'm sure he feels the same to.
Irina: *glares at Kate*
Carmen: hey! Let's not fight, okay?
Irina: *Turns and looks out window*
Kate: *does the same, only she turns the other way*
Eleazar: Well, this is great…
Carmen: What is great, Eleazar…what can possibly be great NOW?
Eleazar: Well, no I have someone to play PlayStation with. *smiles wide*
Irina: ugh! *gets up and goes to her room*
Kate: moron! *goes to her room*
Carmen: real smooth. *lays back on sofa, folding her arms, gazing in front of her.*
Eleazar: *puts arm around her, pulling her close* hey, it will be okay…promise. *smiles*
Carmen: *turns to look at him* promise? *smiles, lips inches for each other*
Eleazar: yes, promise. *smiles and kisses her*
Emmett: *bursts threw door* awww, cute!
Carmen: EMMETT! *furious*
Eleazar: *pulls back awkwardly and lays back* yeah man.
Emmett: oops, sorry was that a private kiss…aw well! Who wants to hear a story of me eating a cookie once! *excited smile*
Irina: PISS OFF! *from her room*
Seth: *walks in* like I said…reminds me of Rosalie. *walks to kitchen*
Emmett: *sticks tongue out after him and turns back to Eleazar and Carmen* So? Wanna hear? *smiles*
Kate: help me *whipers to herself*
Eleazar: aw, man…maybe a next time…um, have some…um, things to do. *pretends to be disappointed*
Carmen: um, yeah…and I have to…um, help him. Yeah, help him, that's it! *smiles innocently*
Seth: *comes in living room* Aw man…mmm, wanna go prank call Edward! *excitedly*
Emmett: YES! That's brilliant! *runs to the phone*
Eleazar: poor Edward. *shakes head and takes Carmen's hand and they go up to his study*
Seth: Okay, but make sure it's Edward not Carlisle.
Emmett: Got ya! *presses in the buttons*
Seth: Is it ringing? *inpatient*
Emmett: yes!...um, what are we going to say?
Edward: *answers* hello
Seth: um, maybe that Bella's dead? *doesn't know he answered*
Emmett: No, she's probably with him right now….we can always tell him his car has been stolen.
Edward: what the…
Seth: YES!...no, he'll see that he's car is still outside.
Emmett: What about we tell him that Mike Newton is planning to visit Bella's.
Seth: Yes! Wait, who's Mike Newton?
Edward: Emmett!
Emmett: um, this guy…and what?
Seth: what, what? I didn't say your name. *confused*
Edward: SETH! EMMETT!
Emmett: o shit! HE ANSWERED! *puts phone down*
Seth: Thew! *wipes forehead* that was close!
Emmett: yes! He could have heard everything we just said.
Kate: idiots! *her phone rings and she picks up* Hello?
Edward: Hey, it's Edward.
Kate: Edward thank god!
Edward: Let me guess, Emmett and Seth is there?
Kate: yup…
Edward: And they are making you mad?
Kate: super yup!
Edward: Now you know how we feel, he he. Well, why are they there?
Kate: Something about Carlisle killing them, a fish and plastic fire.
Edward: o
Kate: yup, know what all that is about?
Edward: yup, and no…
Kate: very helpful, well, come and get them!
Edward: nope, we all see it as a vacation, good luck! *hangs up*
Kate: *looks shockingly at the phone and crushes it* ass wipe! *hears annoying, loud banging from kitchen* what the hell is going on? *goes down stairs along with Irina* Emmett?
Seth and Emmett: *Making music with the pots, pans and classes* We are making a ROCK band!
Seth: *makes guitar noises*
Emmett: *hits the pots and pans* woooo woooo!
Irina: I'm going out…um, hunting. *runs out frustrated*
Kate: Stop it!
Emmett: *ignores Kate* bom nom pow! *as he hits on the pots*
Kate: ugh! Wait for me Irina! *runs after her*
Seth: *gets an idea* hey, Em!
*they stop playing*
Emmett: Yes?
Okay, what does Seth have in mind?
What will the Danli's do?
Find out in the next happy chappy! He he, hope you guys liked this chapter! I'm going to update the next chapter soon, cause this one is just like and build up to what's going to happen in the next one…PS: the next one is going to be FUNNY!
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