"GOD! Thats Brilliant! He'll be begging for the war to be over! A double prank! I love it! He'll never see it coming." Ianto smiled the next morning at work.

"Good I knew you'd liked it." Gwen answered.

"But what about Tosh?"

"Easy, I'll lock her in the store room for a while. That would piss her off more than we need"

Ianto smiled to himself. "Perfect."

"Here he comes! I'll get Tosh." Gwen hurried over to Tosh. Ianto smirked at Owen as he walked by.

"What? You got a practical joke coming? I'm so scared." Owen laughed sarcastically.

All Ianto could do was smile. This was going to be epic and Owen wouldn't know what hit him in the end. And yes, it was immature but he did have paint pored all over him so he was allowed to be immature.

Gwen returned soon and walked up to Tosh who was sitting at her computer. "Ah Tosh?'

"Yes?"

"could you grab me a few files from the store room?"

"Okay." Tosh hopped up and headed to the store room which was conveniently located on the other side of the hub. She walked inside, not realizing that Gwen was trailing not to far behind her. She stood on a few boxes and pulled files from the top shelf but before she realized it the door behind her snapped shut and clicked into place.

She banged on the door. "Let me out of here! What are you doing?"

"Sorry Tosh, Owen first!"

"You..."

Gwen moved away, ready to help her partner in crime finish what they had started. She movede behind Owen and grabbed his shoulders. He jumped at the contact.

"What are you doing?"

"Just seeing how you're going."

"Fine, now bugger off."

Without Owen even realizing it When had slipped one of her favorite alien devices onto his wrist.

"What the hell! Whats that?" He pulled on the little black object. It looked a little like a bangle and clicked shut like a hand cuff. She ran back to Ianto who was holding a small little black switch in his hands.

Owen jumped up and pulled at the bangle but it was no use it was stuck on his arm. "What is this?"

"Only my favorite device ever! It send out electrical shocks with just the click of a button."

He looked up to see Ianto holding the switch in his hot little hands and gulped at the thought of what he would do with it. "Put that down!"

"Make me!"

Owen moved a little closer but was struck down by a small jolt of electricity. "You can't so this! Its our turn!"

"That's the perfect time! When you least expect it!"

"You're both cheats!"

"Now we don't want to hurt you so we only set it as a light shock."

"Don't wanna hurt me? That hurt enough!" Gwen smiled.

"That's what what you get for destroying my best suit!"Ianto smiled evily.

"What?"

"Remember the paint attack? You ruined my best suit and this is my payback."

"You already got me back for that, you bastard! Where's Tosh?"

"She can't help you now."

"Mark my bloody words, you will get whats coming to you!" Owen snapped.

"I'm scared. Really."

"What do you want?"

"Whatever do you mean?" Gwen grinned.

"For the key to this bloody contraption!"

"Go up to Jack and tell him you love him."

"What?" Owen looked horrified.

"Do it or I'll shock you again!" Ianto boomed.

"That's just bloody wrong!"

Ianto glared.

"Do it!" Gwen hissed.

"No!"

Before Owen knew it another bolt of electricity shot down his arm and to his torso. "Son of a bitch!"

"Do I now?" Ianto asked.

"No. I wont do it!"

Ianto went to press the button again.

"Stop! Don't!"

"So you'll announce your true feeling for Jack then? Tell him that you've loved him since the moment you met him?"

Owen cringed. He couldn't bring himself to do it...could he? He stayed silent. Ianto put his finger to the button but was stopped by a desperate cry.

"No! Don't, please!

"Well then?"

"Bloody fine! He wont believe me though, you know that!"

"Be convincing or the cuff doesn't come off!"

Owen huffed. This was bloody humiliating. He marched up the stairs to see the caption but stopped at the door. He looked back at Ianto and Gwen with resistant eyes but was waved away. He turned back and knocked on the door.

"Come in." Jacks voice answered. Owen entered the office.

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"Jack will see right through him." Ianto laughed.

"He'll most likely play along to scare him." Gwen answered.

They both chuckled together.

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"Yes Owen?"

"Eh, I um just wanted to tell you something..."

"What is it?"

"I um...well...its kinda been playing on my mind the last few days."

"Ahuh."

"I...I..."

"Spit it out then!"

"I bloody love you Jack!"

Jack stayed silent.

"Have for a while now and..." 'God...' Owen thought to himself."I can't stop thinking about you."

"Oh really?" Jack glimpsed down at Owens wrist. Re recognized the little black ring around his wrist and knew immediately what was going on. He raised an eyebrow.

"Eh, yeah and um, I just wanted to let you know."

Jack got to his feet and moved towards a very awkward Owen. He brushed his lips up against his ear and whispered. "I knew it."

Owen pulled his brows together. "You did?"

"Yep. I've been eying you off for a while now and I knew you noticed.

Owen gulped. Oh God! This was not happening.

"I never could resist an Englishman. Specially one quite as...yummy, as you." Jacks mouth was right next to his collar bone now. S mall smile flickered on his face when he felt the small flinch he recived from Owen.

"Uh... I should go..." He went to leave but was stopped by Jacks strong arm.

"Why would you leave? We have so much to talk about." He pushed his face up against the doctor and moved his lips back to his ear. "So much to do..."

Owen felt his heart beating a mile an hour. Jack was actually interested. Surely things couldn't get worse.

Jack thought he'd finish it off with one movement. He grabbed Owens ass and felt the other man jump higher than he had ever seen, ever thought humanly possible.

"Alright! Enough! This is bloody mad!"

Jack's laughter boomed.

"You bastard! You knew the whole time and didn't stop it?"

"How could I, you were basically throwing yourself at me!"

"I was bloody not!" He stormed from the room to see the pair laughing their heads off. "Hilarious! Give me the bloody key!"

Ianto threw him the key and Owen quickly released himself from the device. "You're both gonna pay! Big time!"

Gwen rushed off to let Tosh free from the store room. A double prank. Best day ever.