Author's Note: Well, here's chapter 10! I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them
Poll: Who's your favorite super hero?
Mister America
Continuity: Any Halloween
"Beast Boy, what on earth are you supposed to be?" Raven asked, obviously bored.
It was Halloween, yet again. And yet again, she had been blackmailed into participating. This year's blackmail was photos from last year's Halloween when she was forced to dress up as Buttercup from the Power Puff Girls. This year, the Teen Titans were going as…what else?...super heros. Raven was forced to be Wonder Woman, lasso and all. Robin was The Dark Knight (what else was knew?), Cyborg was Superman, and Starfire was Blossom from the Power Puff Girls.
"I'm Mister America!" He shouted, pumping his arms. All he had on was a pair of jeans, a white shirt with an American flag on it, and a red and blue paper mask taped to his face.
"…Mister America?" Raven stared at him, an eyebrow raised.
"Yep! Lowering the world's IQ one person at a time! Get it? Cause America has one of the lowest IQs population wise." He laughed.
"Well, you're doing a good job." She muttered sarcastically.
Therapists
Continuity: Anytime
"What are you watching, Cy?" Beast Boy hopped over the couch.
"It's some game show…Jeopardy I think. The contestants pick a category and whatever amount of money they want from that category." He explained dully.
"Cool." The changeling sat still, watching the program.
"What category would you like to choose from, Mr…Gianni?" The host asked.
"I would like The Rapists." He answered, quite seriously.
"Sir…that's pronounced 'therapists'." Cyborg and Beast Boy burst out laughing.
Analyst-Therapist
Continuity: Anytime
"Now what are you watching?" Beast Boy asked as Cyborg flipped the channel. The two had just calmed down from their laughing fit from the 'therapist' session.
"Arrested Development." He answered.
And so, they watched the show. One of the main characters described himself as the world's first "Analyst-Therapist", which Beast Boy found boring. The show itself was pretty good. Very funny. But come on, "Analyst-Therapist"? However, a few minutes later, he found out the catch phrase. On the guy's business card, it said "anal rapist". Again, the two teenage boys laughed at the sexual innuendo.
"Two hits in one day, that's got to be a new record!" Beast Boy said in between fits of laughter.
Explanations:
Mister America:
Well, this week is Spirit Week, the week before Homecoming. And the day I wrote this, it was Superhero Day. I dressed up as myself, because I'm already a superhero. I had a friend who actually dressed up as Jesus. He had a white turban on, and his hair (which is black and shoulder length) was hanging down. He actually looked like him. Anyway, besides the point, my sister dressed up as Miss America, with a paper mask she colored red taped to her glasses. I'll give you three guesses what her catch phrase was.
Therapists:
What really goes on at Bible Study with my mom and her friends. I decided to tag along with her once, why I don't know. So her and her friends were talking about an episode of some show, I think it was Jeopardy, where this actually happened. I made up the guy's name, but everything else is true.
Analyst-Therapist:
Yep, really happened on an episode of Arrested Development.