A/N: -sniff-...-sniff-...WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I...I...I'm sorry! it's hard to come up with funny stuff all the time! -crys-
p-please keep reading! You have no idea how sad I'll be if you don't read/review. Anywayz! the chapter now begins! Don't you just love my mood swings? LOL!
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SPLAT!
Everyone in the room froze. They slowly turned their heads toward a certain Uchiha. Sai and Naruto just laughed.
A dark aura surrounded Sasuke. "Who. Threw. That?" A deadly voice rang out. The five SANE men in the room started to back away slowly, pointing at Naruto and Sai. Sasuke turned and glared at the two idiots who were laughing their asses off. Sai looked up and saw Sasuke's glare, he immediately stopped laughing and hit Naruto in the stomach with his elbow. "OW! What the fuck Sai!"
Sai glared at Naruto and pointed at the now, raw-egg-covered Uchiha. The blonde looked at Sasuke, then slowly backed away.
Sasuke reached for a piece of dough on the counter. Naruto's eyes widened. "Now..uh...let's think about this for a second Sasuke!" The raven-haired Uchiha moved closer. "Um...don't do anything you'll regret later!" Naruto was sweating now.
"C-come on Sasuke! You wouldn't throw that at me right? I'm your best-friend! R-right?"
SMACK!
The dough connected with Naruto's face. He screamed, "AIEEEEEEEE!"and fell on the ground. After insuring that Naruto was indeed unconscious (probably quite bloody as well) , Sasuke looked up at Sai.
"Oh fuck!"
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Temari, Hinata, Ino and Tenten were still in the cellar. The lights were off and they screamed when the light flickered on. "AHHH!" "My eyes!" "It BURNS!" Sakura just gave them all weird looks. "You guys are freaks." "Yeaaaa...well...at least we're not blonde!"
"Um...Ino...you are blonde." "SHUT UP BLONDIE!" Sakura sweat dropped. "Maybe you guys should stop drinking..." "Wha? WE STOPPED DRINKING HOURS AGO!"
"We're reading porn now!" Sakura twitched. "Excuse me?" "I don't smell anything." Hinata and Tenten giggled. Temari thought her joke was hilarious and started snorting. "GWUFAHAHAHAHSNORTAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ino glared at her. "Keep it down blondie! I'm trying to read!"
Ino looked back down to her porno book. Sakura growled and snatched it from her. Her eyes widened when she saw the cover.
Come Come Paradise
By: Jiraiya
"What the fuck is wrong with you guys!" They all stared at her. "THESE ARE ONLY PICTURES OF WOMEN! YOUR LOOKING AT WOMEN PORN!" They looked at her, then at each other, then back at her. Temari shrugged, "What can we say? You looked hot in that bikini."
Sakura's eyes widened once again. "Wh...WHAT!"
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Somewhere in Konoha...
Jiraiya was smelling his money from the new Issue of Come Come Paradise. "Mmmm. Money money money money money money!"
He picked up a copy of it and started to flip through it. He stopped on a page he had entitled Cherry Blossom; Uncovered! There was Sakura, in a red bikini with white flowers. There was also a picture of her in the bathtub, and many more pictures of her wearing something less then decent.
Jiraiya snickered, unaware of the murderous intent 500,000 miles away. (YES! That's far I know, but that's why they took a bus)
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The kitchen was littered with bodies, spoons and baked goods.
After a bloody and gruesome dough battle to the death, Sai had surprisingly come out the victor. Kiba and Gaara were the only conscious ones besides Sai.
Kiba had used Shino as a shield, repeatedly. And Sai just knew better then to throw things at Gaara.
Sasuke was laying on the couch, head hanging off the side, covered in flour. Kankuro had been hung from the ceiling by Karasu, so if the bandages broke, Kankuro become a more violent and bloody 'Humpty Dumpty.'
Everyone else was sprawled across the counters, tables, ceiling fans...
"MWUHAHAHAHAHA!" Sai laughed maniacally and ran to Sakura's room with his cake. "SAKURA!" He looked around the room and saw she wasn't there. "Huh?"
An earth shattering scream was heard and identified as Sakura's. Sai's eyes widened, Oh god, she's not going to hurt me, is she?
It was loud enough to wake up every unconscious man in the kitchen/living room. "The fuck?" "Was that Sakura?" "Oh my god! Michael Jackson must be raping her!" They all turned and looked at Shino. They expected something like that from Naruto, but SHINO?
"What the fuck man?" Shino coughed and quickly pulled out a smoke bomb. He threw it to the ground.
As the smoke cleared, they saw Shino still standing there. "Um...you're supposed to...you know, disappear when you do that." Shino looked around, "I thought the smoke took you to unicorn land...that's what Sai said would happen."
They all sweat dropped. "Um, Sakura was screaming right?"
Then before anyone could say prostitutical (my own word, LOL) leprechauns, Sasuke had run down to the cellar.
"Sakura!" Sasuke was now in the cellar, looking at Sakura who was...what's was she doing?
She was stomping angrily on seemingly poor, defenseless book. "Damn you jiraiya! I'LL KILL YOU!" The raven-haired boy walked over and tapped her on the shoulder. "Um, sakura?"
Sakura glared at him "WHAT!" She had fire coming out of her mouth, like a dragon. He put a hand on her shoulder, "Calm down."
Her glaring ceased and she looked down, "Gomen Sasuke-kun." Sasuke bent down and picked the "harmless" book up. "Sakura, why were you stomping on this book?"
She snatched the book from him and showed him her "Uncovered" page. His eyes widened, he grabbed Sakura's arm and stomped upstairs. When everyone (the girls had come upstairs after Sakura screamed) saw Sasuke stomping up the stairs, Sakura in tow, they moved farther away.
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A/N: ah, sorry to end it here, I know it's not good at all, but uh...I got lazy! BLAME IT ON SCHOOL! Anyway, this chapter is a little longer then the others. nice guy pose
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