Disclaimer: I own no characters present in this one-shot. They belong to the lovely creators of ATLA; who can write amazing story lines and characters, but don't know how to make proper relationships that don't end in forced face rape, so I have taken over writing for them. MAHAHAHAHAHA… HAHA… hahaha… No ,not really. I still don't own them.
Lu Ten: Thank Agni
Me: What the Hell? No! You're not here!
Lu Ten: And what makes you think that. I am talking to you.
Me: One, I will not become one of those fandom writers who talk to you.
Lu Ten: But you have become one already
Me: Two, you're dead! Dead people don't talk!
Lu Ten: I was dead, but some horrible fandom writer decided to bring me back to life.
Me: I should have left you dead!
Lu Ten: Why don't you just shut up and write this thing so you can get back to working on my fic? How does that sound?
Me: Don't patronize me! I will work on 'A Life Returned' as soon as I find time.
Lu Ten: And that will be…?
Me: Whenever I feel like it. Now shut up and go away Lu!
I present another installment of "His Zukoness!"
WARNING! THIS CHAPTER IS SLIGHTLY MORE INNAPROPRIATE THAN OTHERS! IF YOU ARE OFFENED BY DIRTY WORDS AND CRUDE LANGUAGE, JUST SKIP THIS ONE! I MEAN IT!

"Zuko got some boody!" Sokka sang as he danced around Zuko; who had been trying to retie the belt around his waist when he had walked into the room to find Suki, and Aang, along with said singing friend.

"What are you talking about?" Zuko raised his one remaining eyebrow as he watched his possibly insane friend dance around him. The others in the room sat a short distance away; a safe distance just in case Zuko decided to just throw Sokka in fury. The Water Tribe Warrior danced on, oblivious to his closeness to dying. "What are you doing?"

"This is my someone just got boody dance," Sokka continued to dance around his friend, while adding highly inappropriate slapping gestures to his dance. "And since you clearly have gotten the boody, it seems fit to dance."

"I didn't get any boody!" Zuko growled glad that no members of the staff had ventured down the hall in the past few minutes. His golden eyes narrowed at his dancing friend as Sokka incorporated a few more slapping gestures into his already annoying dance. The last thing he needed at the moment was for someone to come walking down the hall and catch a few lyrics of the 'boody call' song. The newly crowned Fire Lord had enough to deal with all his plate, he didn't need to add a rumor about him getting boody calls to the list of things that the world seemed to talk about. "Will you stop that before someone sees you! And why would you think I got boody anyway?"

"First off," Sokka stopped his dancing and grinned wickedly at his friend, "you've been missing all morning-"

'So has Katara,' Zuko thought but felt best not say.

"-and than you magically appear again, with your shirt undone, your hair an even bigger mess than it normally is, your belt in a knot, you're covered in sweat, and there's a bright blush all over your face. Either you just got some serious boody or-"

"I found Katara!" Toph's voice echoed through the room as she dragged a disheveled waterbender behind her. All eyes locked on the many strands of hair that had pulled themselves out of the braid that trailed down Katara's back. She had managed to at least to redress herself properly, but the pink ting to her tanned face was still present.

"Whats ever freaking out about?" She asked innocently, her blue eyes moving over the stunned faces of Suki and Aang, the static face of Zuko as his mouth opened and closed trying to form words, and the pure pissed and hurt expression that was quickly overcoming her brothers face. Her mind clicked on where Sokka was heading. "Sokka, it's not what you-"

"You had sex with my sister!" Sokka glared his best friend down daring him to speak out of line.

"No," Zuko tried to hide the slightly terrified tone in his voice. He could break in an out of a fortified prison without breaking a sweat, he could run head long into a fight and not think twice, he could jump in front of a bolt of lightning without a moments hesitation. But when his fiance's brother started accusing him of having sex with her, that was where Zuko froze.

"We were just sparring Sokka," Katara looked around the room for support but the others seemed frozen in anticipation and fear. Even Toph beside her was quiet; the fact that the human lie detector wasn't speaking at the moment might have bough a few free moment for her to try and calm her brother down. "Just sparring. Outside. In a very public setting."

"Does your two's 'sparring' always end up with lipstick marks on Zuko's neck?" Sokka growled through very clinched teeth.

"I thought you washed that off," Katara stared at the incriminating evidence of the remnants of her light lipstick on his pale neck.

"I thought I did too," Zuko chuckled tying to ease the tension. "Lipstick, when they say it stays on for hours..."

With that Zuko spun and ran for it; Sokka a few seconds behind him as the two brought their struggle out into a bust hall. Shouts of fury, and pain could be mixed with the surprised squeals of those working through the hall.

"Katara got some boody!" Toph sang as the waterbender dashed after the two boys, in hopes of stopping the argument before they killed either each other, or some poor soul who had merely been trying to work that morning.

-oOo-

Another super short one.

Lu Ten: That was so inappropriate! You should feel ashamed of yourself, bringing that kind of vulgar into the ears of young children. You should stop working on this 'thing' post haste before you corrupt any more ears.

The boody dance was spawned from "Scrubs." Funny show, I suggest you watch it.