A/N:
Foxy: I know it's been awhile.
Luna: You're damn right!
Foxy: everyone welcome my special guest; Luna midnight moon.
Luna: hi everyone!
Foxy: well you're in for a treat
Luna: I can't wait to read it!
Foxy: oh it's amazing and awesome and sexy!
Luna: THERE'S A SEX SCENE!
Foxy: no not yet but close.
Luna: give me that computer!
(Luna pounces onto foxy like a crazed fan girl.)
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Chapter 8: What aPurr-fectIdea
Bella tossed and turned for hours before she snapped. She threw her sheets off and stormed over the next building where the raging party was blasting. She banged the door till her neighbor answered the door.
"Hey baby you want to join the fun?" He slurred smelling of booze. (A/N: This is Paul.)
"No," Bella hissed. "Could you turn down the music just a tad so some of us can sleep?" She practically growled. He just laughed and slammed the door leaving her stone faced.
"Awe hell no, I'm taking over good night Bella" Izzy said as she took over Bella. Her butterscotch eye zeroed in on the door as she kicked it down. The once roaring party became silent expect the music.
"What the fuck are you doing you crazy bitch!" He yelled as he went to grab her which provoked her more. She jumped on the bar like a cat. She grabbed the soda gun and spread the first speaker.
"What the fuck my speakers!" He screamed.
"WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU!" She as she spread the next speaker. He fell to his knees.
"Pease stop!" He begged as she sprayed the last one. The room fell quiet except the weeping of the once bad ass known as Paul.
Bella jumped down from the bar and walked up to him ham pulled him up to her face and hissed, "Keep it down."
She threw him down and went home.
"Bella, I'm about to rock your world." Izzy stated as she grabbed a pair of scissors.
"Now, for a little styling." She said as she began to cut the long locks of Bella's hair.(A/N: remember her hair is really long down to her butt, now if you want to see what it looks like now go on my profile and you can see the link.)She brushed it back into a pony tail and sprayed hair spray onto it and set her bangs.
"Now some glamorous make up." Shea said as she gave herself Egyptian Mau eyes and red lips.
She went to the closet and pulled out the leather outfit Bella hates so much and put it on. She laced up the corset, slipped on the skin tight pants and boots. (A/N: I CHANGED THE TOP. IT'S ON MY PAGE.) She looked into the mirror has she slipped on her gloves.
"Not, half bad." She said as she blew a kiss. She walked to the window and jumped out and landed with ease. She eyed her neighbors prize possession; his motorcycle.
"Time for some fun." She purred as she hopped on to the bike and zoomed off.
~Sometime later~
She parked the bike and strolled to the window of the jewelry store and gazed at the beautiful necklace from earlier. The sound of glass breaking broke her from her daze.
The store was being robbed. "W ell looks like I'm not the only one here." She said with a sly grin. She slipped in undetected till she found a mask. (A/N: Also on page.)She scaled the pole and held herself on the railing.
"Well what do we have here?" She called out startling the robbers.
"What the; how did she get in?" One of the robbers said in shock as he orders her demise. They shot at her only for her to jump down unshaved. She landed in front of him.
"Stealing all these pretty things I see. What a purr-fect idea." She purred as punched him in the face.
She did a standing back flip with a twist to avoid the bullets and scaled the column to the next floor. She ran across the railing on all fours and pounced on the gun shooter.
"Now you're going to get it you little bitch." The last guy standing yelled as he went to pouch her but only to get his balls and teeth knocked in.
"That's no way to talk to the bitch that just kicked you ass." She said to the mean who were all unconscious. She walked over to the first case and helped herself.
~The Next Morning~
Bella awoke curled up in her bed. As she stretched out she felt something cold. She opened her eyes to her bed covered in jewels. "Oh shit Izzy what did you do…"
'I thought you wanted them so shoot me.'
"Not all of them! I just wanted one." Bella gasped as she grabbed paper bag and started to scoop the jewels up. "And I wanted to pay for it."
'At least keep the one you were looking at yesterday, I have an idea for that'.
"Fine." And she fled with the bag of jewels.
Mean while at the jewelry store Edward and a team of cops and C.S.I. workers were examining the scene.
"This is the strangest robbery I have ever seen." Edward said to Eric Yorkie the head C.S.I.
"How so?" Eric asked as he wrote down some info.
"The robbers we found passed out said the woman who stopped them moved like a cat." Edward said confused and baffled.
"So what do we call her?" Eric said as he snorted. "Cat woman?"
"Eric you Have to come and see this!" A female voice called from the show room floor. They ran to find Luna standing at with dirty blonde hair and light pale skin. She was hunched over a bag and a box.
(Luna: Awe you put me in the story! Foxy: yeah I figured you disserved it since you got me out of my funk. (Holds ice back to head.) Luna: Awe thanks!)
"What's in it?" Eric asked as he crouched down.
Luna opened the bag and let out a shocked sound as she showed Eric.
"The missing jewels? This has never happened before in the history of crime." Eric said as he looked into the bag.
"What about the box?" Edward asked as he lend over.
"Muffins…." Luna said as she lifted the box with a pencil.
~Back at the Police Station~
Edward sat at his desk as he read the report to see what he missed when Charlie walked up.
"How's the jewelry store case going?" He asked as he sat down.
"Confusing, first she takes the jewels them brings them back." Edward said. "Well all but one"
"Which one?" Charlie asked.
"The Mau necklace, it's one of a kind." Edward said as he handed Charlie a picture of the necklace.
"Well any leads on who the woman is?" Charlie asked as he handed the picture back.
"We'll keep looking." He said as he walked away.
"Sure chief." He said as he focused on the case file. He was so focused on the file he didn't notice a certain brunette sit in the chair the chief had just left not an hour earlier. She giggled making him jump.
"Did I scare, babe?" She asked as she giggled.
"No, a cop is never scared." He said trying to be smooth. He tried to change the subject. "So you cut your hair."
"Yes I felt like a change so I cut it last night." Bella said accepting the subject change. "Anyway I can't make dinner tonight so I was thinking lunch." She said as she held up a bag of Italian food.
"Sounds wonderful." He said as he put his papers in his drawer and locked it.
"we can go to the break room." He said as they left the office area and went to the break room.
"So why can't you make it dinner tonight?" Edward asked as they entered the break room.
"Alice is being released this afternoon and wants to get started on the final details of the ball."
"That's not for two weeks." Edward said as he took a bit of pasta.
"Alice is a detail freak. She has to have every detail figured out."
"Does she have a date?" He asked with a knowing smile.
"Yes he asked her this morning while he was checking her stats." Bella said as she sipped her tea.
"What are you going to wear?" Edwards asked with his smoldering grin.
"You'll see next Saturday." She said with a smile only to fall at the sound of her worst nightmare.
"Bella Swan," Mike Newton aka: the golden retriever.
"Oh god…" Bella mouthed as Edward's face became tense.
"I'm glad I caught you." He said as he laid a hand on her shoulder.
"Whatever it is Mike, no I'm not interested and I never will be
"Don't be like that I just want to ask you to the ball." He said with a hopeful voice.
"Didn't you just hear what she said? She doesn't want anything to do with you" Edward growled. Mike flinched back from Bella but kept on asking.
'God he's annoying'
'Tell me about it.'
"Mike Newton if you don't beat it I will tell the entire force you sleep in teddies." Bella hissed but still he doesn't get the hint.
"If not the ball these Saturday come see a movie with me…." Edward became even tenser and stud up and pulled Bella to the supply closet.
"I think he'll still be waiting outside the door…" Bella said as he secured the door.
"That's the idea." Edward said as he pressed Bella up against the door. She turned red as his hands went south and up her knee length skirt.
"I get what you're saying." Bella said as she wrapped her arms around him as she giggled.
~Outside The Closet Door~
Mike stood outside the door ready to wait hours for Bella to come out. Within second he heard her giggle and Edward chuckle.
"Oh my god that feels good…" Bella's muffled voice moaned through the door.
"You haven't felt anything yet…" Edward said in an alluring voice.
"Oh my god what the hell is he doing?" Mike said to himself as the door began to shake as moaning and groaning became louder and louder; then silence.
Mike ran to find the chief. Seconds later Bella and Edward exited the closet straitening their cloths. They sat back down and continued eating their lunch. Moment later Mike came back with the chief.
"What's the problem Mike?" Charlie asked annoyed.
"This so called cop was raping Bella in the supply closet." Mike said as if he just solved a case.
"Mike he's my boyfriend if we were in the supply closet it would have been consensual." Bella said annoyed. Edward smiled when she said boyfriends.
"Mike, what have I said about harassing Bella?" Charlie said in announce.
"But they were-" Mike started but Charlie hand enough.
"That's it you're suspended." Charlie said and mike stomped out of the room.
"Thanks dad." Bella said as she sighed.
"No, problem Bella," Charlie said but became stone faced. "You two weren't doing anything inappropriate, were you?"
"No, dad he was trying to get Edward in trouble. Mike was annoying me; so Edward got rid of him and that made him mad." Bella said in a sweet voice.
"Well you two enjoy your lunch." Charlie said as he snagged a piece of garlic bread,
"Bye daddy." Bella giggled and they finished there lunch.
~That Next Day~
Today is the day Bella has been waiting for since she learns she could make money from her art. Today Edward is bringing his art dealer friend to meet her. Bella is so nervous she was pacing.
"Stop pacing Bella you're making me jumpier than usual." Alice said as she looked over her magazine. Alice slept over wanting to celebrate her triumph of getting a southern doctor.
"How can I not; what if they don't like my paintings?" Bella said as she plopped down on the couch next to Alice.
"You worry too much." Alice said as her phone rang.
"Ahhhhh it Jasper!" She squealed as she ran to the fire escape. Just then there was a knock on the door.
Bella answered the door to find Edward with a woman with the same hair as his.
"Mother this is Bella; the artist I told you about." Edward said as they entered the apartment.
"And my future daughter-in-law I hope." She said with a smile and Bella blushed crimson along with Edward.
"You didn't tell me the art friend is your mother." Bella whispered as her cheeks became pale pink again.
"I figured you would have been more nervous if you knew she was my mom." Edward said as he closed the door.
"Just call me Elizabeth and relax." Edward's mother said as she smiled she look Bella over and smiled sadly.
"You look just like Renée." She said and a tear fell from her eyes.
"You knew my mother?" Bella asked in shock.
"Of course we were the wives of police men in fact my husband and your father were partners before he was killed in the line of duty." She said as she sat down.
"How come I haven't seen you over the years?" Bella asked in confusion.
"We moved away after his death, I needed a change in scenery. So we moved to Washington. Edward moved back after his graduation." Elizabeth said as Alice returned from the fire escape.
"Hi I'm Alice!" She squealed as she bounced to the couch.
"Wow you're hyper." Elizabeth said in surprise.
"How about we look at the art work?" Bella changed the subject.
Elizabeth loved the pieces Bella showed her and bought them earning her one thousand-five hundred dollars. Edward and his mother left soon after leaving Bella and Alice to celebrate.
"I can pay my rent now." Bella squealed as she held the check in her hands.
"Why don't you skip the middle man and move in with Edward?" Alice said with a grin.
"Alice, we have known each other for a month that's a bit drastic." Bella said as she placed the check in her wallet.
"You two are perfect for each other like Jasper and me." Alice gushed with visions in her eyes.
"You two have known each other for the same amount of time." Bella said with a smile on her face.
"It doesn't matter when they are your soul mate." Alice chirped with knowing eyes.
"Shouldn't you be at work?" Bella asked trying to change the subject.
"Nah I quit after the whole cream thing." Alice huffed.
"Anyway who was giving you the cream?" Bella asked like it was nothing.
"Carlisle Hedare's assistant. He said the company wanted to test it and I was a likely candidate. Jasper show me what it was doing to my brain so I stopped." Alice said. After that they ate ice-cream and watched corny teen dramas. But in Bella's head she was planning to get Carlisle: if she could find him that is. No one knows where he's from or lives.
A/N: well my lovely readers I'm back and I'm so sorry I was gone so long. Life got in the way after I got a job, found my abandon puppy and started school. If you wish to see her; she's my avatar. So tell me what you think I enjoy your input. I won't lie to you my next chapter won't be able to update for a few weeks it depends on when I have a chance to work on the chapter. So in the meantime review and send me pms to give me encouragement. I love you all.