Hi there again! I hope you peeps are enjoying how the story is going! This chapter is going to have dirty truth or dare YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. There is also going to be some fluff and stuff like that!

Disclaimer: Don't own DGM based off Dane Cook skit.

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Leenalee was walking down the hall to her room. She had been on a long mission and was tired out from it. As she was walking she saw Lavi talking to Allen and Kanda. She stopped and decided to join in the conversation.

"Hey guys. Whatcha up to?"

Lavi looked at Leenalee blushing a little bit.

"Uh… we were thinking of playing an adult version of truth or dare do you care to join?"

Leenalee looked at the three of them noticing that Kanda had his arm wrapped possessively around Allen's hips. She gave them an evil yaoi fan-girl evil smirk.

"Okay I'll love to!"

Allen felt a shiver run up his spine. Then he looked to Kanda and all he did was gave him a sadistic grin.

It was midnight and the quartet was sitting on the floor of Allen's and Kanda's bedroom. Lavi was looking who his first pick of prey would be.

"Leenalee! Truth or dare?" Exclaimed Lavi

"Truth?"

"Okay." Lavi was now tapping his index finger to his chin thinking of what to ask. "Oh! Do you like to read hard yaoi?"

With a blush of embarrassment she replied. "Y-yes."

Then Leenalee looked around and she gave a devilish grin in Kanda's direction. "Okay! Kanda truth or dare?"

"Truth" said Kanda with a flat voice.

"How long have you and Allen been together?"

Kanda looked at his Moyashi then looked back at Leenalee. "About three months starting with the mission where Moyashi had to dress up as a girl." Kanda looked at them with pride on his face and a smug smirk.

Leenalee then started to squeal like the crazy fan-girl she was. "OMG! That is soooo sweet!"

Kanda then looked over to Allen and gave him his sadistic rape face. "Moyashi, truth or dare?"

"Tru…no d-dare?" Allen was somewhat s scared of his choice that he made regretting it already.

Kanda gave an even bigger grin. "I dare you to sit in my lap the whole game and whisper sweet nothings in my ear every so often."

Lavi whistled while Leenalee got out her camera to take a picture. Allen with no other choice got up sat in Kanda's lap and said his first sweet words that made Kanda blush furiously. "I don't like this game Kanda I can't be truthful with my body."

Lavi saw Kanda's face and was dying to know what Allen had just whispered to him. It was now Allen's turn. Allen innocently looked around then his gaze stopped at Lavi.

"Lavi, truth or dare?"

Lavi thought through his options and decided that Allen's dare couldn't be that bad. "Dare."

"I dare you to French kiss the person that is the most sexually attractive to you." Allen had a calm flat face which made Lavi shiver. Then Lavi looked toward Leenalee. Leenalee was going through all her thoughts and couldn't believe that her crush was the one that was to kiss her. Lavi leaned into the kiss and reluctantly they both had to separate. Lavi then decided to pick Kanda. "Kanda, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Lavi then gave a chuckle. "Make Allen moan."

"No."

"Okay then…" Lavi was scratching his head trying to think of something that Kanda would approve of.

"I dare you to stand up and tell us what type of…of body wash Allen uses."

"Vanilla Mint mist." Kanda said without getting up. "Leenalee, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"What is your favorite thing to eat?"

"Uh… an egg salad sandwich."

Leenalee then looked over to Allen. "Allen, truth or dare?"

With a yawn Allen replied. "Truth."

"What is your deepest secret right now?"

Allen looked at Kanda for reassurance. Kanda gave him a loving nod. "Do you promise both of you on your life not to tell anyone and if you do tell I'll send Kanda to kill you both."

Both Leenalee and Lavi nodded fast and swore that they would not tell a soul over their dead body.

"I'm pregnant." Allen was now slightly shaking in fear. Kanda noticed this quickly and hugged his Moyashi to tell him it was okay. Leenalee and Lavi looked at each other shocked. Leenalee then got up and lovingly hugged Allen. "Oh, my, gosh Allen, I'm so happy for you."

Allen looked at Leenalee with a smile then looked at Lavi. Lavi then looked at Allen smiled and questioned him. "Is that why you can't stand Bacon?" Allen gave him a small nod in return.

It has been an hour since the game had started and it was once again Allen's turn to go. Lavi was asking the question. "Allen, truth or dare?" There was no reply. "Allen?"

Lavi looked at Allen and saw that he was sleeping. Allen's head was resting on Kanda's chest, part of his snowy locks were in front of his face. Allen to Lavi seemed to have been asleep for some time, and looked peaceful in Kanda's embrace.

Kanda had known that his Moyashi had been asleep for the past thirty minutes but didn't bother to wake the over worked boy. Kanda then shifted his position so that he was standing Allen in his arms bridal style. Then he gently laid Allen on their bed. Lavi and Leenalee then left soon after saying goodnight.

Kanda then changed into some sleeping cloths and went to sleep.

THE NEXT DAY

Allen was in Leenalee's room going over what baby thins he would need and how to take care of himself while he was pregnant. While Allen was going over that Kanda was talking to Lavi.

Lavi was trying to explain that all Kanda had to do is be himself and Allen will love him forever. And that he would have to share the responsibility of the child. (Kanda already vowed that he would and was rolling his eyes.) Soon it was lunch time and Allen was reunited with his lover.

Allen went up to Jerry's window to ask for his meal. "I'll have two orders of soba, some dried sea weed time twenty, uh… chocolate ice cream three scoops topped with a cheery, and thirty sticks of dongo. Oh, and a tuna salad sandwich!"

Jerry looked at Allen noticing the order change from the rest of the days he had been here but went on with the order. Allen then sat down giving a plate of soba to Kanda and keeping one for himself. Kanda saw that Allen's taste had completely changed. "Moyashi did you pick up the wrong order?"

Allen looked at Kanda. "N-no I just felt like eating this. It's strange though. I was craving for soba all day yesterday and decided to try it out." Allen gave Kanda a smile and pecked him on the lips.

Kanda was half way through his meal when he noticed Allen had not touched his soba. "Moyashi what's wrong?" Allen looked at Kanda with teary eyes. "I tried to eat it but then wasn't sure I was eating it the right way and…and"

Kanda put his finger to Allen's lips. "Shh, it's okay Moyashi I'll show you how." Kanda then picked up Allen's right hand and showed him how to eat the soba. Soon there was a click and before they lovers could react there was a flash.

Leenalee squealed with glee. "Oh, Kanda that was so sweet, and nice! I'm so glad I got a picture!" Leenalee then sat on the other side of the lovers and they chatted for a while. Then Kanda decided that he and Allen both needed a bath.

Kanda was filling the tub with hot warm water in him and Allen's room. Kanda looked to see Allen looking out the window his hands were absent mindedly on his stomach. Kanda then brought Allen into the bathroom closed the door and started to get undressed. They were both in the warm hot water. Kanda was washing Allen's fluffy white hair with some vanilla scented shampoo. After he was done with that Allen started to rake his fingers and massage Kanda's scalp rubbing in the lotus shampoo in. Kanda closed his eyes in bliss.

Once that was taken care of Kanda rubbed Allen's stiff stomach and gave him a kiss on the head. "Moyashi?"

"Hm?"

"What are we going to name our child?"

"Kanda it's a little early in my opinion. We don't even know the gender, you have to be patient. My stomach is only tight right now it's not even rounded out I want to wait on the name." Kanda gave anod and nuzzled his face in Allen's hair inhaling deeply. "Moyashi?"

"What?"

"We should get out of the bath." With that said they both got out dried themselves off and got redressed for the rest of their lovely afternoon. Except when Allen woke Kanda up asking for him to get a chocolate bar wrapped in sea weed.

Thank you for reading.

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