I'M BACK! Thanks everyone who has reviewed, it's really a pleasure opening up my email and seeing reviews, favorite story alerts, and favorite author alerts. So, now on with the story. I have three drabbles that I'll be uploading, and I'm going to be trying my hand at something longer than 1000 words.

A note for this story: the next stories are on complete CRACK!!! I swear, the more depressed I get, the more weird my stories get…so bear with me 

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Food

"How long Kakashi?" Iruka asked in a low voice, glaring at his lover who was currently on the couch.

"How long what?" Kakashi replied innocently.

"Don't play games with me. Naruto told me."

"Damn brat." Kakashi growled. "He couldn't keep a secret even if he tried."

"Well I'm glad he didn't." Iruka growled back. "At least I was prepared."

Kakashi looked at himself. Damn, he hadn't had enough time to clean himself up, so lying was out of the question.

"I'm waiting. How long?"

"Ever since you left for the mission."

"So you couldn't keep your hands to yourself for three days?" Iruka asked, his voice dropping to a menacing tone. Kakashi almost squeaked.

"No," he was mortified to clear his throat. "no, no. It wasn't like that. I can-"

"Then explain to me why I walked in on you, filthy and smelly." Iruka half yelled. "Where did you do it?"

"The kitchen." Kakashi replied meekly.

"And you had to do it in my kitchen, why?"

"Because mine is too small. And I know my way around yours better?" Kakashi replied.

"Whydid you do it?"

"Well, you see, when you left, I got bored-"

"You got bored?!" Iruka exploded. "I came back after three days to find you and my kitchen filthy because you got bored? GET OUT!"

Kakashi leapt up and away from Iruka's flailing arms. "You weren't supposed to find out this way. There was supposed to be a beautiful chocolate buttercream cake and a clean, dust-free, house waiting for you after your mission. But I didn't realize that baking a cake requires finesse and practice. But I finally got it. Only I was really tired after cleaning the entire house first so I took a nap before cleaning the kitchen. I didn't realize how long I was out until I heard you walk through the door."

"Yes," Iruka replied, more calm than before, "but why did it have to be my kitchen?"

Kakashi laughed. "At least admit the rest of the house is clean."

Iruka smiled before wrinkling his nose. "Something's burning."

"My Cake!!!"

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There you have it! Enjoy and please don't burn cookies and cakes like I do. They're too good to waste.