Double merde, with a side helping of poo and PANTS

by Graci93

This story is set a mini second after 'love is a many trousered thing' ends and includes lots of snogs, PANTS and red-bottomitsy and even a few badgers. Please Review it means a lot to me, and in return i will promise to keep updating!

10. Adios Amigo

Chapter 10

Adios Amigo

Thursday or one day until Dave reaches no.10

Okay, so maybe I like Dave possibly more than Masimo but that doesn't mean I'm going to dump Masimo my luuurve god and declare my love for Dave and then we're live happily ever after

2 minutes later

I'll just have to get over Dave

I'll put a firm hand on my red-bottom say adios amigo and that will be that

1 minute later

Then why is it so bloody hard

20 seconds later

Tres merde

5 minutes later

But maybe by the odd chance that I did dump the luuurve god which by the way would never happen maybe me and Dave the laugh would become official snogging partners

1 minute later

My mind is tres pondering

2 minutes later

Still pondering

50 seconds later

Maybe I should flip a coin

Heads I dump Masimo, tails I don't

20 seconds later

Tails, so that's settled I won't dump Masimo

But maybe I should do it again, just to make sure.

20 seconds later

Tails again but maybe I didn't flip it right

45 seconds later

Dam, the coin is just balancing in between, so does this count as a head or a tails.

1 minute later

Oh merde this is never going to work

Why don't I write a list of good things and bad things about Masimo and Dave the laugh

Good things about Dave the Laugh

Well he is a laugh

His lip nibbling technique is yet to be followed

He is a very groovy dancer

And I suppose on Jassy's huge knickers that he is quite marvy looking really, in a groovtastic way…

29 seconds later

But he is going out with Emma

And Ellen does literally dribble over him wherever he goes so if he was my official snogaroo then it might be a bit tres confusing and vous annoyent with Ellen giving me evil's

2 minutes later

There's got to be another bad point about Dave

3 minutes later

Think brain, think

159 seconds later

Erm…he doesn't make my knees go all jelliod

12 seconds later

But maybe that's a good thing

So would that go under good or bad points?

26 seconds later

Tres merde

Well I'll come back to Dave, now what about Masimo

2 minutes later

He is very marvy and georgy looking

His Italian speechio is quite nice

He has a scooter

And is a vair, vair good snogger

29 seconds later

But better than Dave the laugh's nip libbling

5 seconds later

I mean lip nibbling

Bad points on Masimo

He has snogged wet Lindsay erlack!!!

He does go to Italy quite a lot

And he's in Italy now, meaning we cannot snog amazingly

What should I do?

2 hours of tres pondering later

I think I'm going to erm…dump Masimo because well for all I know he could be in Italy for the next 50 years.

7 minutes later

Well maybe not 50 years, maybe 5 months but that's still too long.

1 minute s'later

Besides I'm not dumping him so that me and Dave the laugh can become official snogging partners, I'm dumping Masimo for myself, I can't do long distance, that's all.

5 minutes later

And if Dave the laugh and Emma happen to break up and me and Dave become official snogaroo

chums it's just a coincidence.

12 seconds later

Right

Phoning Masimo

Oh I can't do this what am I thinking, dump my luuurve god

2 minutes later

Come on Georgia pull yourself together it's just a teenzy weensy phones call

Phoning Masimo

"Ciao, Georgia why are you phoning, I can't wait to see you again, but unfortunately I may still be here for a bit longe-"

"Well that's what I actually phoned up for, well…my mum's got cancer"

Dear merde, blimey'o'reilly's trousers, I didn't just say that

"So it's going to be a bit of a struggle for her so I think it would be best if you and me broke up"

I did just say that, tres merde

"I understand, I'm so sorry about your Mum, I know all you need at the minute is not a boyfriend, so that you can concentrate on your Mum"

"Er..ciao, yes but me and you we're stay friends"

"Yes of course, you never know, maybe when I return me and you can meet up"

"Yeah I suppose, bye"

"Bye, I'm sorry about your Mum"

2 minutes later

Well that went easy enough I've dumped Masimo and we're still mates

1 minute later

One slight problem he thinks my Mum has cancer

3 minutes later

But that's a small price to pay for an easy break-up

Besides it's not like he's gonna see her anytime soon

5 minutes later

But now I'm boyfriendless

2 minutes later

Oh merde

5 minutes later

Why did I break up with Masimo, maybe I could ring him up and tell him that my Mum has radically recovered and we can still be official snogaroo's.

2 minutes later

Or maybe I should celebrate my newly found singleosity.

Hmm what do single people do?