The Dating possibilities of Jaune Arc

Chapter Ten- Contestant-Neopolitan(RWBY)

By Azure

Warning- this program contains out-of-universe craziness involving parallel dimension characters including but not limited to: Sorceresses, Catgirls, Mythological warrior women, reverse gender male characters, Maidens and/or maiden versions of main girls, extremely amorous Grimmified versions of main girls, evil versions of girls, warrior women of other worlds, good versions of Villains, humanized weapons, Spartan soldiers, mythological legends, famous voice actresses, freelancers, Non-blood related siblings, psychotic stalkers from another dimension, humanized witches and robots, vampiresses, etc. You get the idea.

Compatibility Ratio Scores- 200% being maximum limit.

Ruby Rose- 89% -(40% Initial Familiarity)

V4 Ruby Rose( 49% performance bonus)

Yang Xiao Long-64%-(30% Initial Familiarity)

Barbara Dunkelman (34% performance bonus)

Pyrrha Nikos- 72%-(40% Initial Familiarity-)

Agent Carolina (32% performance score)

Raven Branwen- 64% (First time encounter adaptivity plus performance bonus)

Weiss Schnee-80%(Initial Familiarity-35%)

V4 Weiss Schnee-(Performance bonus-45%)

Neptunia Vasillias- 61%-(Initial R63 adaptivity plus performance bonus)

Glynda Goodwitch-66%-(30% initial Familiarity)

Teenage Glynda G. (36% performance bonus)

Nora Valkyrie-66%-(32% Familiarity)

Nora the Valkyrie Warrior (34% performance bonus)

Current Roster- Neopolitan( Present day RWBY), Winter Schnee(Present day RWBY), Lian Ren (R63),(spot reserved by threat of Erza)

Reserve Roster- Erza Scarlet(Fairy Tail), Penny Polendina(Human AU), Romana Torchwick(R63), Cat Ninja Maid Blake(AU-RWBY),

A fanart image of Jaune and Ren cosplaying as Soldier 76 and Genji respectively filled out the screen.

The girls and Ren were impressed by it, not only was the artwork epic but they even knew what characters the two boys would choose. Which was odd since they never actually did this before.

"Assuming that it isn't stereotyping, I'll admit our sensibilities do align. I would've gone with Genji out of all the other characters." Ren commented with arms crossed.

"You would've totally rocked it too, Ren! Got it nailed down to the whole 'Tranquil Ninja' thing you have going on. Anyone one want to know who I would choose?" Nora cheered and pulled him into a crushing shoulder hug from the side making Ren puff his face in pressure. It was okay, he was used to this after all.

"Mine would be…" Nora eyed the sky with wide starry teal orbs about to declare her go-to character.

'Reinheart." They all thought in unison dryly, it was obvious.

"...oh wait it's starting! We'll talk about it later!" Nora chirped when seeing the Gameshow resume and let go of a panting Ren.

'That girl's got a mean grip, I wonder if her Valkyrie counterpart would put Jaune through that pain? I wonder how Loverboy would look if I put him into a hug like that.' Yang thought before shivering a bit in delight. 'Jaune in pain...why does it sound so appealing?' Her thoughts shifted to something involving a whip and leather-wear with Jaune in the same room bent over her lap ready for the 'judgement'. 'No no! Snap out of it! Oh god...I'm think I'm more like my mother than I thought!' She silently thought in terror.

The screen resumed to what may be described as chaos, which was unsurprising at this point, but the girls were still surprised to see Erza standing menacingly across from Whiz and Boomstick glaring menacingly with demonic glowing eyes.

"If you keep churning out random contestants before even picking some of us out from the actual reserve roster I will deign to punish you dearly, power or not." She stated before re-equipping into her Purgatory armor that came with a large spiked club held in her right hand. She oozed an aura that radiated red and even her weapon glinted in the color.

"Ulp! Uh...we don't uhh..Boomstick help me out here." Whiz stammered when standing behind the announcer's podium. 'I know I shouldn't be that afraid, but why oh why is it always the Redheads that go psycho? Boomstick however…

"Marry me, you crazy woman!" The red armored cosmic host crooned out while clinging to one of her armored legs. Jaune could swear he saw hearts in his visor. "That club of yours can do whatever it wants to me! Just make sure to aim for my keester."

Whiz facepalmed and walked over to lift up his partner from a malevolent aura emitting Erza Scarlet, but it was a contest of pulling him off that was proving to be difficult.

'As if I don't have enough to deal with as it is.' He thought when looking to Jaune and Neo hiding behind the row of contestant podiums. Lian Ren simply stood there calmly observing the chaos with her arms crossed.

Winter Schnee stood calm and poised as well while carefully observing a potential disturbance in her fellow warrior. 'I am perhaps beginning to see a trend.' She thought when remembering the mannerisms of Valkyrie Nora, Raven, and now Erza.

Nyan-Ninja maid Blake took a spot in the reserve roster giddily while watching the scene, not the least bit irked by it.

"Umm...Erza...sweetie?" Jaune let out awkwardly as he stood up from his hiding spot. Several pairs of teeth grinded in annoyance somewhere beyond the world at the word 'Sweetie' being used for someone else, Pyrrha's was felt to be the loudest. "Maybe you should relax a little? Probably not a good idea to terrify the hosts, I mean I...wouldn't want them to send you back before we got to our..ahem.. date."

When she turned her red eyed gaze over to Jaune she immediately reverted back to her normal almond eyes and cool headed demeanor.

"Of course, Jaune. I had no intention in mind of hurting them, given that they're cosmic gods and all that would've been fruitless, but I felt I had to express my grievance somehow over their loose play of the rules." She explained and reverted back to her normal armor set and eyed the empty podium before looking back at the hosts.

"Well? Aren't you going to deploy a random? Or use your Nyan cat ninja maid?"

Whiz collected himself and muttered a silent 'Thank you' to Jaune as he got from behind the podium. Neo would've held onto him longer if he had stayed there.

"Well like how it always is, we select at random for the current line up, there's always the off-chance a member from the audience will get selected. Like I said; it's totally random, but we will keep the fourth spot vacant in a whole 'Wild Card' sort of way whenever we roll for new contestants. Sound fair?"

Erza nodded. "Relatively so, but it's better than putting us on the backburner. Poor little Penny over there is just anxious for her first big date." Erza said referring to human Penny Polendina in the stands waving friendly at him.

"Salutations, I'm looking forward to our time together. It'll be most fun!" She declared cheerfully.

Whiz, Boomstick, and even Jaune stared at her with flat expressions in regards to her obvious excuse.

"Hee hee, it's eerie that Penny is totally human there, but still has the same Penny like quirks." Ruby commented then twitched when she mentioned the human part.

"Human?" Weiss asked making Ruby sweat. "What did you mean by that?"

"Is she a Faunus in our world then?" Blake asked, Ruby sweat a bit more.

"Ruby…?" Yang chimed in expectantly "You hiding something from us?"

Pyrrha felt she had to come to the rescue of her little red rival.

"Let's focus on the show, shall we? We may perhaps get another little Jaune picture coming up." She said the last part temptingly causing all three girls to snap their attention back to the screen.

Ruby let out a sigh of relief and muttered a silent 'Thank you' to Pyrrha who nodded back in acknowledgment.

'Really? That is their unifying force?' Ren thought flatly and turned to look at the several trash bags of nosebleed tissues. 'I guess it is.'

"Alrighty then, let's get back to the fun, folks. Pump up the random selection marker and get this party started!" Boomstick cheered out and gestured to the holographic screen displaying Jaune's stats and compatibility ratios.

The selection light lit up over the three occupied podiums while Erza sat back in the stands.

"Real classy, Red." Romana Torchwick commented earning a pointed glare from her.

Jaune stood ready for the next contestant, the other girls sans Neo waited patiently with calm faces. Winter was curious about him after seeing the date with a future version of younger sister during her interview, normally men like him didn't interest her since he was less than graceful in nearly every manner possible. Although she was proven wrong and entertained at the same time when witnessing his dates.

Lian Ren mulled that there was an off-chance of her world's Jaune coming into the fray and how awkward it would be if they meet. She herself was uncertain about dating a male version of her leader, but she'll admit that he's different yet similar in all the positive attributes. Not to mention handsome despite his slightly unkempt appearance.

'I should perhaps keep those thoughts private when our date comes up, lord knows it's awkward enough already.' Lian thought when remembering Neptunia's time with him.

Neo stood fidgety in impatience. 'Just pick me already dammit!'

'Oh!...YES!' She thought a second later.

The selection light hovered above Neopolitan's podium confirming the current choice. Jaune eyed her cautiously while she did a little dance with her hips shaking left and right.

"Huh, there we have it. Our little twin tailed stalker is the chosen contestant for this date!" Boomstick announced when pressing the button on the terminal setting off the fake audience cheer.

(Synthesized audience clapping)

"Really?" Jaune uttered when he felt the tug of Neo's arms wrapping around his left hand. He turned to look down into the adorable face of the twin-tailed girl in black.

'You know...now that I look into those colorful eyes she is kinda cute when you get right down to it.' Jaune thought until Neo's face changed into a more wicked depraved looking smile that included her licking around her lips. 'Maybe I spoke too soon.'

"Well it looks you two kids will get along just fine." Boomstick chuckled completely missing the sinister look in her eyes. Whiz pressed a button on the holographic control panel opening the preselected location for their date which happened to be shopping center courtyard in Vale.

Neo's eyes lit up when seeing the variety of ice cream shops set up there and tugged Jaune along with her like an eager child.

"Oop, okay! Then off we go!" Jaune said as he followed Neo into the portal.

Yang turned to look around at her peers. "Is anyone else worried for him? I mean sure Loverboy has gotten a lot cooler and stronger, but the pint-sized stalker kinda has me on edge."

Pyrrha and Ruby nodded vehemently.

"If he was able to face down with your Sword master mother then I'm sure he can handle her. For what it's worth I'm worried for him too." Weiss concluded with crossed arms and a slightly bashful expression.

Nora leaned to the side at Ren. "She's still so 'Tsun' for Jaune, but I think she's cracking."

"I can totally hear you , ya know!" Weiss shouted indignantly with a blush.

Pyrrha kept a careful look on her and aimed to claim her Jaune before Weiss had a chance at him, assuming she did warm up to the goof.

Ruby however looked a flux between pouting with a cute glare and looking confused with herself. 'This is so crazy! I Know I like Jaune, but Weiss likes him too! Should I let my two BFFs date each other? No, I...I want to take Jaune on a picnic with me, but I also want Weiss to take the sticks out her butt and loosen up with him. Ooohh why is this so confusing, did my mom go through this with Dad?'

Comical swirls were her eyes in that moment.

Once they teleported out of the portal Jaune and Neo arrived inside another stylish food circuit of Vale, much like how his date was with teenage Glynda Goodwitch. The only difference was they were in a food court that served mostly treats, it just so happened today was Ice Cream Day.

Neo put her hands to her cheeks gushing with stars in her eyes, a nano second later she grabbed Jaune to lug around with her.

The blonde boy soflty chuckled at her childlike exuberance in starting their date.

"You must really like Ice Cream, huh?" Jaune asked casually as he fished out his wallet to pay at the checkout.

Neo give him a flat 'Duh' expression when gesturing to her triple scoop 'tower to heaven' serving held in her hands.

"I think I'll skip the question on what's your favorite flavor, seems pretty obvious." He commented lightly and received a 'Boop' on his nose courtesy of her finger.

"Hey that's my shtick!" Nora cried out in accusation.

Jaune just received his scoop which was simple blend of sherbet flavors and walked back with Neo to sit down in the court.

'So far so good, nothing crazy yet.' He thought thinking the peace could not last that much longer. Once they had sat down on the bench Jaune absentmindedly took her free right hand into his left making her blush a fair bit. Neo flashed him a cute wink and resumed eating her scoop in peace beside her challenger date.

"He's being really courteous with her, which is saying something considering how psychopathic she is." Weiss commented. 'I must say when it comes to simpler things like going out to eat he's pretty much nailed it down.' She added in thought.

"I agree, he's becoming more of a confident gentleman in these dates but still retains his lovable goofy charm." Pyrrha added as though reading Weiss's mind.

Back on the show Neo accidentally dropped a scoop after licking it too hard, she pouted heatedly with tearful eyes and felt the urge to eviscerate others until Jaune plopped one of his own scoops onto her cone.

This made her look up into his friendly smiling face, she blinked twice when surveying that her cone was three stacks long again, the sight alone pleased her greatly. Granted it was sherbet flavor mixed with her personal Neapolitan one, the contrasting flavors would've bothered had the gesture not been so sweet.

Neo reached her tongue over to taste and puckered her cheeks in savoring the oh so sweet taste.

"Awwww." All the girls minus Yang and Ren cooed impressed by Jaune's gesture.

This made the little fighter hook her arm around his to pull him closer.

Jaune was surprised how well and how disturbingly peaceful this date was going.

'I just know something is bound to happen.' He thought when finishing his cone, feeling a tug from Neo's hand he turned to see the girl licking around her slicked orbs of ice cream...seductively.

"Eh…?" Jaune didn't know what to say to that as she worked her tongue around suggestively in front of him. Was it getting hotter in here?

Neo knew how he was reacting and felt pleased with herself when seeing him shift uncomfortably in his seat.

Elsewhere however…

"That little slut! I'm gonna kill her!" Yang bellowed in jealousy.

"Vulgar as always, but...I agree." Weiss stated dripping the end of that sentence acidly.

Ruby didn't know why they were technically angry, but she knew she didn't like Neo after all, Her cute silver eyed glare returned full force. It was just a shame it was too cute to take seriously.

Both Ren and Nora however, with the latter feeling pretty peeved herself with the petite girl, dreaded looking back towards Pyrrha who…

Seemed perfectly calm in her spot as though nothing bothered her. "What? Thought I'd get upset and show it? I know what she's doing and I know Jaune better, there's nothing to worry about." She pleasantly stated surprising both Ren and Nora when they turned back to the screen.

If only they saw inside her mind which played out in various fantasies of Pyrrha beating the twin tailed in battle repeatedly and brutally.

"Oh..kay! I can see you really like ice cream now." Jaune squirmed when she finished seductively rolling the last roll of of the frozen treat on her tongue before throwing the cone away. Neo took her time licking up the cream around her lips before whipping out her scroll to text a quick message.

Once she brought it up Jaune leaned in to read.

'I do love Ice cream, that's for certain, but what I love more is the face you're making right now. And the person wearing it.'

"Wow, eh he, you really have a way with words, even though you don't say them." Jaune blushed and got a sweet smile from her. "I'm kinda curious though, we've never met either in your world or mine, what made you so crazy for me in the first place?"

Neo put a finger to her chin thinking up what to say and then typed again on her scroll.

'You're just my type is all, the moment I came to the show I was shown all your achievements, or lack thereof, and fell for the goofy idiot you started out as. Some of it was the more dominatrix side of me, it was only after that you started becoming dashing and strong, not to mention charming in your own way, that only amplified what was already there. Fairly simple reasons, love.'

He blinked in stupor, he thought her reasons were similar to Valkyrie Nora's in a sense, but it was just her falling for him in the present like several others.

"Well I'm glad I didn't disappoint, you are really cute and surprisingly friendly despite all the murderous glares you gave the other girls. I am sorry about accidentally hitting you with a censor bar on reflex during the date with Valkyrie Nora." He said chuckling nervously.

Neo shook her head and whipped out another message, how ungodly fast was she to do that?

'Water under the bridge, besides I think I liked you getting rough.' She licked her lips at that last part.

'Noted, dammit boner not now, again!' Jaune thought feeling his pants become uncomfortable again at her provocations.

Somewhere back at the dorm Pyrrha maintained the pleasant unassuming grin while imagining even more brutalities being inflicted upon Neo. Oddly enough Yang was the same, as was with Ruby.

"Kick her ass again, Jaune!" Nora cried out emulating their feelings and voicing hers instead of just daydreaming.

She was about to lean in closer obviously itching for a kiss, but before she did she had brought up another message.

'I also see great potential in you as something in a more core part of my life. You might like it.:)' She ended that message with a smiley and pulled herself closer.

'It's eerie how similar she is to myself, but that doesn't mean I want her to win in any possible way.' Pyrrha thought.

"Huh, okay then." Jaune didn't know what to say to that and felt Neo's hands clasp around his neck in an attempt to pull him in for a kiss.

Emerald gripped the edges of her scroll in quaking anticipation, normally she didn't care too much for this sort of stuff, but dammit it was too entertaining to put down.

Mercury appeared nearby and noticed his partner drooling at the screen. 'Do I even want to know what she's watching to make her look like that?' He wrestled his thoughts until the thought came to mind that he could teaser her a lot if he glimpsed something private.

'You know what, yes I do.' He settled and leaned in over her shoulder without her noticing. His eyes widened a bit when seeing their little illusionist partner, who honestly frightened him, leaning in about to pucker her lips against the blonde partner of Pyrrha Nikos.

"What the-? Isn't that the Jaune guy who's friends with team RWBY?" He let out startling Emerald and receiving an elbow to the face!

"Dammit, Mercury! This is just getting good, so don't interrupt. Dont spy on me either."

Mercury rubbed his nose while on the floor. "What...the hell?"

Back to Jaune and Neo…

Right before Neo was about to kiss a flustered Jaune, much to the angry glares of nearly every girl back at the dorm, something else happened instead.

!

"There you are, kiddo! I was wondering where you ran off to." A voice interrupted their moment from above.

Neo looked up to see Roman Torchwick standing out on a Bullhead's opened bay.

"Torchwick?!" Several voices including the ones in the room as well as Emerald and MErcury's let out in surprise.

Even Neo was perplexed seeing as how she hails from a world and time where he is imprisoned, but then she and Jaune remembered it's part of the simulated date's rules.

They knew how she liked to play things out.

Smirking mischievously she bolted up and shifted back tino her usual pink,white, and brown outfit ensemble surprising Jaune.

"That is kinda cool." He mused when she pulled him with her towards the docking Bullhead on the ground. Many of the civilians scattered about when the face of a known criminal arrived on the scene picking up his partner and her date.

"Uh..Neo? Where are we going?" Jaune asked nervously as he was being led into the ship.

Neo looked back with a smirk and wink, she typed a quick message on her scroll and brought it up to Jaune's face.

'The second part of our date, silly. What better way to top it off then going on a fun heist.'

"A heist?! But I'm not a criminal! I got framed once or twice by Sun and..well spent a night in jail, but I've never-!" Jaune was silenced when Neo put a finger to his lips seductively.

She brought out another message saying; 'Just roll with it and have fun, I know I am by hanging with you finally. Besides you won't do any of the dirty work, just helping out.'

Reluctantly Jaune sighed and nodded as the door to the bullhead closed and they took off.

'It is a date after all, and to give a girl the perfect experience is to do everything with her.' He reasoned when feeling Neo curl up around his arms like a loving girlfriend.

"Never expected you to play the girly type, Neo, but if its scrawny blonde men you're into then who am I to judge." Roman commented taking a puff of his cigar before pointing his cane at Jaune. "Just make sure to keep him out of trouble and by extension out of our way, I don't want to have to blow his brains out, y know. Just cleaned my suit up after all."

Neo nodded a 'Yes sir' kind of smile whereas just Jaune sighed wary of the trouble to come.

"Why hello, handsome. My male counterpart certainly looks as dashing as I expect him to be, even just as as stylish." Romana Torchwick uttered and turned to Penny. "Does that make me a narcissist by chance?"

Penny popped her eyebrow and shrugged. "If loving yourself in a literal sense is, then I suppose so."

This pleased Romana. "That's the answer I wanted to hear. If the boy does well as an accomplice then that might score a few points with me." She said when eyeing Jaune on the screen carrying bags of Dust Crystals and money while running for his life.

Hunching over panting Jaune couldn't believe he had just done that. It was an empty warehouse sure, but now several Police V-Tols pursued their ship.

Neo played back the recording of seeing him aid in their robbery of the Dust til Dawn, she felt it was a good beginner's run for her date. Although she never accounted for how tough the shopkeeper was, who knew the old man had so much fight in him.

'This is crazy!' Jaune thought as he got up and sat by Neo as the ragtag group of criminals decided to hit their next stop. 'But I will go through with it, it's what being a man of my word is all about.' He added when Neo took his hand into hers interlocking fingers.

She brought up another message. 'You're a natural at this, sure it's simple stuff but you pull it off with a bit of flair and style. Are you sure you haven't done anything like thievery before?'

Jaune gulped and averted her gaze to twiddle his thumbs. Neo simply giggled and took that as a 'yes', which only made her want him more.

'I won't push it, I guess he did something he's not proud of, but it's nice to see a dark side to Jaune-licious here.' She thought until Jaune distracted her with pulling her left hand up to his lips with a chaste kiss.

!

Neo's eyes fluttered between colors of pink,white, and brown after he did that.

'That may have been a dirty trick, but I definitely don't want to reveal my whole 'Transcript' secret out on public television.' Jaune thought when Neo curled up on his side locking both her arms around his left one.

Roman simply shook his head grumbling. "Gag me with a sock full of quarters, this is pure cringe at its finest. I'd never thought I'd see her of all people gushing over some guy. Oh well, at least he makes a great stooge in robberies, almost a natural really."

Back at the dorm…

"Poor Jaune! Forced to commit heinous crimes such as theft!" Nora bellowed melodramatically. "This will be on his permanent record forever! Before you know it he'll be running a mediocre camp somewhere wearing shorts and dying his hair brown before cutting it, singing in guitar to a group of misfit kids while wearing that overly bright smile on his face. When you see that smile plastered on you just know it's fake and learn that he's dead inside." She conclude with a dramatic pose.

Pyrrha and Weiss clapped softly once she finished.

'That's awfully elaborate for a hypothetical, Nora.' Ren thought, he was never disappointed with Nora's imagination.

"Hmph, all the more reason to hate that girl, especially since she's Torchwick right hand!" Ruby let out glaring at the scene of Neo curling up on Jaune's side. If she had Cresent Rose in her hands she would definitely be gripping it hard.

"Gee, it's only a good thing that it's all fake, at least the date is anyway. Jaune's not actually committing crimes, remember? Cosmic simulation?" Weiss attested.

"Still though, it may weigh on his conscious a bit, if he had to go that far for a girl no less." Blake added.

"I agree with Ice queen here, there's nothing to really worry about since its simulated. I think that's why the little psycho was so surprised to see Torchwick on the scene, but I think it's about to end now. Check out where he's at." Yang pointed to the screen.

Where Jaune was at…

"I can't believe I'm breaking into a casino dressed like this." He muttered when looking back on his outfit; a stylish dark leather trench coat, red gloves, and elegant dark clothing and shoes. All of it screamed 'Class thief', but the weird mask over the top half of his face made it even weirder. It was pointed, colored in white and black and had fox like slits for eyeholes.

Roman's voice buzzed over the earpiece microphone. "Quite complaining or I'll shoot you when you get back. The disguise you're dressed up in is called 'Phantom Thief', that is your current persona for this robbery. Can't have you running about in civilian wear, now can we?"

"I want it on record I hate this." Jaune muttered when receiving a text from Neo, who was with Torchwick outside in the escape Bullhead waiting for Jaune to come.

Her message said; 'You look absolutely fetching, I designed it myself after all. Pull this off and you'll have made yourself even more impressive in my eyes, not that you haven't already. Now go steal the heart of the casino, this sacred treasure, and be my smooth criminal.'

The message ended and left Jaune blushing a bit behind the mask. He put his scroll away with a blush on his cheeks as he walked carefully along the catwalk hovering above the 'Sacred Treasure' stationed in a glass case down below.

'I hate this I hate this I hate this!' He thought when thinking how this casino was owned by Mistral officials and held some very desirable treasures.

There were various Atlas security guards roaming the area in routine patterns, he waited for an opening to grab what appeared to spherical Dust crystal surging with white and green energy. He assumed that to be the treasure.

Once the next shift of guards moved Jaune descended down the rope he tied to the catwalk and carefully removed the top of the case to pull out the orb.

"Whoah, pretty…" He mused in awe and whipped out the steel briefcase to put it inside.

"Halt right there!"

"Oh crap. Escape!" Jaune shouted to himself and broke into a run while a legion of Atlas guards charged straight for him!

"Go Jaune go!" Ruby cheered for him while also not condoning stealing at the same time.

"He sure can move when he wants to, I've rarely seen him run that fast before." Ren said noticing his leader and friend hauling ass down the Casino aisles until he got up to the various catwalks above near the ceiling.

"Doesn't he remember he could beat them up with ease? I mean he went toe to toe with other badass warrior women after all." Yang pondered.

"I think it's more of a crisis of conscious thing, he probably doesn't want to hurt people for criminals." Blake addressed feeling impressed with Jaune, it was the same attitude she desperately wanted for the current White Fang.

"Wooo look at him go! Shake those chicken legs, Jauney boy!" Nora cheered as her leader made it to one of the large windows and charged right through it in a dynamic escape!

"I'm guessing he didn't see the already opened door to the rooftop there." Weiss stated with a deadpan face.

Once Jaune crashed through the window sill and onto the rooftop he was met with the sight of an airborne Bullhead. It hovered there just out of reach of the casino but just close enough for him with a ladder rope ready for him to grab onto. The sight he was most transfixed on was Neopolitan on it with her hand outstretched and ready.

He made a mad dash as several security guards rushed out the door running for him!

'Speeed! I call upon thee!' Jaune's thoughts screamed as he jumped off the roof lunging at the rope ladder!

He grabbed a firm hold onto it while lugging the briefcase around, the Bullhead hovered away leaving the Casino rooftop. After Jaune looked at Neo's face cute face he decided 'why not' and waved tauntingly at the guards on the roof while keeping himself on the rope ladder in a stylish way.

'Like a smooth criminal indeed!' He thought pleased with himself when noticing Neo's face gazing adoringly at him with hearts in her eyes.

She had climbed down enough to hold himself on the other side of the rope ladder and pull him into a deep kiss by wrestling her little arms around his back!

Sharp gasps were heard from all around the dorm room, but a particularly loud came from Emerald Sustrai sitting down outside watching all of this on her scroll.

Elsewhere Sun and Neptune watched in amusement, they too let out sharp gasps of surprise at Jaune's antics in theft.

"Would you look at that? He even made it look good too! An example I can live by." Sun commented with a proud grin.

"Not exactly something to brag about." Neptune added.

Back with Jaune and Neo, the two finished kissing from across the rope ladder and pulled themselves up to the Bullhead. Sitting down and letting out a deep breath Jaune relaxed with Neo sitting on his thigh.

"Huff..I don't want to do that again...huff…" He said as Torchwick yanked the case from him with a graceful bow of thanks.

Neo brought out another message on her scroll. 'Oh there'll be more if I decide to come back for rounds two and beyond, cutie. We'll make excellent criminal pair together.' Neo did a cute wink with her finger pressed against her cheek making a cute pose.

"Goodie…" Jaune let out and relaxed when the watery portal opened up to pull him and Neo in.

Stepping out the portal and onto the stage Jaune once again returned to the show and looked back to see Neo in the watery doorway looking at him with a smile.

He walked up to it to do his usual farewell of placing his hands ontop of theirs from the other side of the mystical surface.

Neo gave a cute pout then a wink before flashing another message on her scroll.

'Remember, we have more fun ahead of us, so I'll be back for you later down the line. I have even more illegal ideas in mind such as stealing from an Ice Cream shop and robbing a weapons warehouse.'

"Heh, sounds fun. I'll be seeing you later, Neopolitan." Jaune said with resolve as Neo pulled him into another deep kiss that lasted a few seconds longer than normal.

"Sniff, I want that experience." Penny said with a forlorn look at them.

"Me too." Erza chimed in wiping a tear from her eye.

"Oh gag me." Romana uttered taking another puff from her cigar pipe.

Once they broke off Neo teleported away into the mystical vortex leaving only Lian Ren and Winter Schnee as the current roster available.

"Well now I think we all enjoyed watching a sweet romantic moment mixed in with high profile theft. Let's take a look at the board!" Boomstick let out and gestured to the holo board.

Neopolitan-68% (First time encounter adaptivity plus performance bonus)

"And there we have it! Good work as usual, Jaune." Whiz announced as Jaune beheld the score with a complacent nod. He was back in his normal clothing again, but he'll admit he liked wearing that outfit for it made him feel cool.

"What?! That little imp has a better score than me! Hell no, there'd better be another me coming through the portal to up that ratio. I am not losing to Ice Cream freak." Yang shouted.

Ruby, Nora, and Blake all tried calming her down a bit by offering a non-alcoholic Strawberry sunrise Ren was able to mix together somehow.

'At least she's finally gone, I was always cautious that she'd go berserk during her stay here.' Lian Ren thought sighing in relief.

Jaune turned to the hosts expectantly as Whiz fiddled with some buttons on a holographic terminal. 'Funny, didn't always see that 't they always use their powers?'

"If you're wondering about the keyboard let us explain that it's because summoning and teleporting takes a lot of power, so we designed this baby to make it easier for us. It is a prototype though, so don't know if it's a hundred per- uh oh." Boomstick stopped in mid sentence when he noticed his can of beer, stationed over it tip over a bit and spill onto the panel.

A small surge of blue electricity discharged from it making the portal panel temporarily go haywire! This lead to several portals opening up in the sky above Jaune and the stage.

"Heh! Whoops, here comes a spontaneous shuffle of contestants pulled from out suggestions box!" He explained making everyone including the viewers outside the show watching in suspense.

!

Four bodies plummeted out the portals with the fifth one still lagging to drop its own! Smoke resulted from the short circuit sorta masking the new arrivals, but one by one they were groggily getting up.

"Oooh my, how did I get here?" Said a woman wearing a white hooded outfit similar to Ruby's save for having longer dark red hair with colored tips. She looked around with a wondrous gaze until her eyes feasted upon Jaune standing there in stupor. "Hmm? You seem rather familiar."

She stood up and once everyone took in her appearance a certain little Rose exclaimed in excitement. "Is that my MOM!?" Ruby shouted bringing herself closer to the screen.

Yang peered in and took it all in, she confirmed with a heavy nod that it was in fact Summer Rose herself in flesh, but...younger and wearing a Beacon uniform.

"Well hello there, you can call me Summer." She greeted Jaune with an outstretched hand he took shakily.

Whiz cleared his throat. "Teenage Summer Rose from RWBY alternate universe!"

Another form arose and appeared to be some sort of Grimm humanoid hybrid with a human like face sans nose, her eyes were blood red and her lips were kinda puffy and sexy. Her 'hair' was a mess of white tentacle like appendages with her 'outfit' consisting of seashells for a bra and a translucent pareo covering her hips and seashell made bikini bottom.

"Ora…? Ra…?" She spoke in incoherent words until she locked eyes on Jaune standing just a few feet away looking cautiously at her. Suddenly her hands locked together and hearts were in her eyes!

"Rrraaagghh!" She lunged at a terrified Jaune tackling him into a tight overly affectionate hug! She then moved behind him and started slurping her lips on his scalp.

'This feels too familiar! Don't tell me it's-'

"Humanoid Mollusk Grimm from Grimm Anthro universe!" Whiz declared making Jaune feel despair again with comical tear streams down his cheeks, the Mollusk Grimm simply looked overjoyed slurping on his head.

"Quite a scene, I wonder if I should perhaps slay it." A more composed feminine voice spoke out revealing to be a young blonde woman around Jaune's age. Her eyes were blue and piercing with wisdom in them, her form was athletic and honed to perfection, her hair was tied up in a long ponytail and her battle armor, which left a fair of skin exposed, resembled his own. The markings on her armor pieces also reminded Jaune of his favored weapon and sheath back home.

"That won't be necessary, toots. Let's see who you are…" Boomstick said as he glossed over the list with beer in hand. "Ah ha, there we are."

'Who is she?' Jaune pondered while the Grimm kept itself latched on.

"She is Crocea Mors from the AU weapon verse! She is your literal sword made flesh!" Boomstick announced.

'She's my sword?!' He exclaimed when noticing the fourth body arise with a mane of beautiful red hair.

"I never expected to arrive here, I was on my own back to the underworld with my club members." The fourth person said with a beautiful feminine voice, Jaune actually got nervous when looking at her for she was breathtaking.

Long flowing red hair like Pyrrha's except my stylized and somewhat spiky, beautiful blue-green eyes, an elegant uniform and….large bust. Jaune tried not to stare, but she was a goddess in shape and form, except when he noticed the bat wings sticking out her back.

She noticed him and greeted Jaune with a friendly smile and gesture. "Pleased to meet you, I don't entirely know where I am, so I am hoping you'll help me. I am Rias Gremory of the Gremory household of Hell."

"There we go, Rias Gremory from Highschool DxD universe!" Whiz announced as the smoke cleared revealing all four brand new contestants.

Jaune stood there stumped not noticing the fifth and final portal hovered above him unclosed.
!

"Waaaagh!" Out fell another girl landing straight for an unsuspecting Jaune.

"Huh? Ooomphf!" he looked up in time for the mystery girl's rear to land roughly on his head bringing all three of them down in a pile.

"Ooohh….I think I'm gonna motion sick, who'd thought that would include portals." A shaky girlish voice said as she attempted to get off of Jaune, only for the boy himself to glimpse at her in horror.

Her sneakers had 'Left' and 'Right' written on the soles, her jeans were jean shorts were tight on her lean girlish figure, she wore pieces of armor haphazardly over herself with a familiar bunny hoodie worn on her chest. Her hair was partially unkempt in its blonde luster and tied up in a ponytail in the back trailing down her spine. Her face was cute and well rounded bearing ever familiar blue eyes and a somewhat nervous uncertain expression on her face.

"You..have got to be…" Jaune uttered when making eye contact with her.

"Joan Arc of the R63 universe!" Boomstick declared making Jaune mentally curse at the repeat use of that universe.

"Uh...hi?" Joan greeted awkwardly as she laid across his stomach embarrassed. "Oh hey Ren, you're here too?" She asked looking to Lian Ren standing at her podium.

"It's a long story." She sighed. "But in short that guy, who is passed out right now, is your date for this show. He is also your male parallel from another universe."

"Eh? Him?! Me?! What- oh…!" Joan passed out as well sprawled across Jaune.

"Well that was something." Boomstick commented lifting up his helmet to take another sip of his beer before putting it back on the terminal apparently not learning his lesson.

Feeling a vein pop up in his head Whiz then turned to the screen to address the audience. "We're gonna sort this out since it's a little more than chaotic, stay tuned in for more in our next episode! Will we see Jaune and Joan interact without freaking out? Will the Mollusk Grimm girl stop sucking on his cranium? Will teenage Summer Rose and Rias continue to feel out of place? All that and more next time on 'Dating Possibilities of Jaune Arc live!'"

"In the meantime here's a picture of Jaune and Ren's secret modeling career!

The image of Jaune and Ren posing like well dressed and sexually appealing male models came up on the screen. Jaune wore a black and orange leather jacket with an orange hoodie underneath, all of it looking stylish and the bad boy face he was making only served to further the effect.

Ren appeared the same with a trendy leather coat fitting his frame, both articles of clothing matched his theme of dark and green, but the uncharacteristic sexy scowl while posing for the camera.

It wasn't so much a pose as it was just them standing them looking pretty.

Needless to say this had a profound effect on many of the viewers.

"Oh...my...god!" Yang bellowed with heated breaths feeling her nose bleed as they surveyed the image.

Nora looked at it hungrily and panted a bit with drool coming out her mouth. Ren was quick to apply the paper towels to prevent a puddle, all while feeling more than a little embarrassed at that modeling stunt he undertook with Jaune.

'And to think all we wanted was that limited edition copy of the X-ray and Vav anniversary edition comic.' Ren mulled when looking around to see the chain effect of all the girls eyeing the screen image like zombies.

Weiss remained poised and calm yet she was blushing up a storm, Ruby nibbled on the edge of her hood with swirls in her eyes and cheeks red, Blake merely felt her ears twitch inside the ribbon and eyed it a little hungrily. She fooled no one.

Pyrrha was absolutely a mess after seeing Jaune look like that, the champion brought her hands to her mouth nibbling on her fingers with a red face.

"He looks so beautiful!" She said breathing hard like the rest.

Somewhere else Velvet and Coco eyed the picture with pleasure.

"Now that's some trendy fashion wear, and boy do they wear it good. Especially Jauney boy, don't you agree, Vel?" Coco asked.

"Oooohhh!" Velvet held her hands at her cheeks looking on in with spirals in her eyes and ears twitching.

Emerald herself felt a little hot and bothered by the picture and she didn't even know them personally.

One unanimous thought ran through each of the girl's heads at that moment.

'Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?'

End chapter

Next contestant- Winter Schnee or Lian Ren or one of the new arrivals

AN: Another update down! I swear I did not expect to do this a month later! Time flies by super fast, anyhoo I hope you all liked it. A fair bit of craziness in this one I tell ya. Still working on my other fics on AO3, Maidens updated recently as did the Corruption commission. Currently working on the update for Conqueror and just recently revised the Blake chapter of Yandere, aiming to do a double update for Maidens soon as well as update JtC this week. Look forward to it, so please leave any thoughts, comments, etc, if you have any. Laterz.

Candidate options for the upcoming girls-take your pick below and list specific character according to that option. (Note- I take up cataloging most suggestions and will go over them to add into the mix.)

A)Present day RWBY character

B) Timeskip/Younger RWBY character

C) OCs(Can be your own creation or from another fanfiction)

D) Wildcard(this applies to Grimmified versions, maiden versions, whatever else crazy variants are wished)

E) R63 character

F) Other(Non-RWBY franchise characters)

Knight and his Maidens: (Freshly updated!-Sunstrewn Feathers- Jaune/Raven/Yang)(Upcoming double update- Heartshot and Motherly Approval)

Archiveofourown dot org/works/8220091

Hearts of Yandere: (Most recent update- The Black Cat's claws-Blake/Recently Revised)(Upcoming update Velvet's toy box)

Archiveofourown dot org /works/8234674

Jaune the Conqueror: (Most recent update-Claim the Militant-Winter Schnee I)(Upcoming update- Claim the Barmaidens)

Archiveofourown dot org/works/8226662

Multiverse Paramour: (Freshly updated!- Sheele from Akame Ga Kill)(Upcoming update- Momo Yaoyorozu from Hero Academia)

Archiveofourown dot org/works/8226413

The Corruption of Arkos and RWBY: Jaune/Salem x Yang x Weiss x Pyrrha x Blake)(Heavy BDSM elements)(Freshly updated- Black cat's collar)(Upcoming update- Lovely Red Riding Hood)

Archiveofourown dot org/works/10849740