Disclaimer: I do not own Inazuma Eleven … so don't sue me!
This is… such a crappy and half hearted chapter! I REALLY HATE MY SELF…. School SUCKS SO MUCH!
Um, anyway. Bad news: IE ended. Good news: No confirmation on Gouenji's status with Natsumi… at least in anime (whatever happened in game is something I've tried to forget) YEAH! But readers have got SOMETHING to look forward to….
Next chapter is a.. special. A readers' special more like. I'll fill you all in the end of this chapter.
More Good news: IE character songs RULE! Kazemaru and Kidou TOTALLY won me over while Gouenji's made me sad and happy at the same time! (bcoz it was a sad song but gives more hope to a GouenjiXHaruna maniac like me because 'passion' doesn't go with Yuuka nor Natsumi can be described as 'innocent'. *smirk*)
Oh.. And this chapter has got a cameo debut in IE! And this is the LONGEST chapter I've typed in my WHOLE life!
So….
-Everybody
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So what?
-Midorikawa and Hiroto
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TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN BURN AND GAZELLE'S WINDOW!
-Everyone dying of suspense
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Shan't.
a. We are waiting till the time is ripe. (by Hiroto)
-Midorikawa and Hiroto
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?
a. Waiting for Midorikawa's hair to ripen into Hiroto's, are you?
-Everyone
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Don't bother with the lovebirds….. You have some nasty surprises to deal with.
-Kiyama Hiroto
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What nasty Surprises?
-Inazuma Japan
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NIGHTMARE AT THE ELM STREET!
…A strange soul-reaper like apparition with a pink furry body and radiation green eyes was seen floating in American area's Elm Street. People are fleeing at the very sight of it…..
It is not looking good people.
-Midorikawa Ryuuji
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!
a. Somebody. Seriously shoot me. (by Kazemaru)
b. Oh God! Not the French Manicure! Anything but the French manicured nails! (by Kogure)
c. What's wrong with French manicure? (by Toramaru)
d. EVACUATE THE ISLAND! (by Kidou)
e. Why are writing on the Notice board instead of running? You guys really are weird.(by Fideo)
-Everybody
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CAPTAIN SNORES LIKE A JACKHAMMER!
As all of the Sun Garden can readily testify, Saginuma Osamu, The "Absolute Moron" and the captain of Neo Japan, who has destroyed night after night back in Japan has hit Liocott and how! After a prison break… I mean salon break, Desarm decked up in a pink bathrobe and cucumber eyes successfully lectured everyone about how to make strawberry shaped scented candles. Soon, he fell asleep in the Cappuccino Counter, a phenomenon whose side effects woke everyone from THEIR sleep.
Reports of all quarters have informed that this has caused extra disturbances in the airways causing problems in radios and aviation industries. If he keeps this up even for an hour more, scientists have predicted that Liocott Hospital will collapse from the sheer sound energy being produced.
So. RUN.
-Midorikawa Ryuuji and Otonashi Haruna
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I hate being herded like an animal, you know.
-Tobitaka Seiya
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I don't care, Toby
-REAL Fudu Akio
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I wasn't talking to YOU, stuck up Mohawk boy.
-Tobitaka Seiya
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Stuck up? Like your hair, aka the Swiss Roll?
-REAL Fudou Akio
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Stop fighting, boys.
-Coach Kudou
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Then tell this goat (or moose or whatever he is) to stop attacking me with his anthlers!
-Tobitaka Seiya
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Oi Someoka! Shift a bit towards the left will ya!
-Fubuki Atsuya
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Kind of hard to do when you are stuffed in a pitch dark endlessly long trailer with all teams plus some freeloaders. Mind you, if you don't take out that armor of yours, I'll kill you Desuta.
-Someoka Ryuugo
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I am a God.
-Aphrodi Terumi
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So what. I am an Angel.
-Sein
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Yeah, but in case you didn't notice: I am a GOD.
-Aphrodi Terumi
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Like I said. So WHAT? I'm an ANGEL.
-Sein
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Both of you are freakkin Kamichama Karin clones. If you don't shut up with your Angel-God garbage, I'll hurl.
-Desuta
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Can't you freeloaders be real helpful and sprout some wings and fly?
a. Try Red Bull. It gives you wings.
-REAL Fudou Akio
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When you guys are just a few feet away from each other… WHY ARE YOU WRITING ON THE NOTICE BOARD?
-Rococo Urupa
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?
a. Writing on the Notice Board is F-U-N! (by Endou)
b. Yeah. It's the latest fad in our team, you see. (by Gouenji)
c. Plus there is a limit to 'Let's play Soccer' in here. (by Kidou)
-Inazuma Japan
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You guys are weird.
-Rococo Urupa
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I've been saying that from day one, Urupa.
-Teres Tolue
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-Gossip Boy-
I'm getting bored… has anybody got some goss?
-Aphrodi Terumi
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Now…. TELL US WHAT HAPPENNED! Hiroto! Midorikawa!
-Everyone
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Won't.
-Hiroto and Midorikawa
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You little aliens! Fess up now, otherwise I have half a mind to drag you guys to Tahiti and make you grovel at MILEY CYRUS' feet!
-Kidou Yuuto
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Calm down Kidou.
a. Well. You see, Midori here went a little overboard with the vodka… You see, Burn MESSED UP. BIG TIME. (by Hiroto)
b. Instead of 'I love you Gazelle' ….. he said something vague like 'Sein has no wings' or something. Gazelle was furious.
-Hiroto and Midorikawa
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Oh… so THAT's why Burn has got a toaster embedded on his head!
a. Now it must be real easy for Gazelle to turn him on! LOL.
-Aphrodi Terumi
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I hope Gazelle goes with a microwave next time!
-Kiyama Hiroto
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Laugh all you want to Aphrodi… how else I'm to explain the two slices of bread which keep popping out of my head every now and then? And I'll pay back some day Hiroto, mark my words.
-Nagumo Haruya
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-Gossip Boy-
Hey, Gouenji! I heard a rumour that your GF is actually that Shana girl from the Sorority of Cool and Society of ASS kicking (Y)united (SASSY).
-Kidou Yuuto
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-Gossip Boy-
Uh… No.
Just because I attended a post match party with her DOESN'T mean I'm dating her.
-Gouenji Shuuya
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-Gossip Boy-
Who is it then?
-Endou Mamoru
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-Gossip Boy-
Don't laugh, okay.
It's… Rei Hino…..
-Gouenji Shuuya
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Wait. What?
a. You are going out with SAILOR MARS! (by Kidou)
b. You are SO damn lucky! You must be having a nice time with all those sailor senshi… (by Endou)
c. Have you SEEN the size of the miniskirts? Lucky dude (by Midorikawa)
d. Rei beats Kamichama Karin anyway. (by Someoka)
-Everyone
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Hey! My Karin is not that bad!
-Kazemaru Ichirouta
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-Gossip Boy-
Wait. YOUR Karin?
-Inazuma Japan
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-Gossip Boy-
I went out a bit with her….I AM straight.
-Kazemaru Ichirouta
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-Gossip Boy-
Dating Kamichama Karin is not our idea of straightness, Kazemaru.
-Everyone
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Notice Board Games!
GUESS THIS ANIME!
Since WE all are getting bored… let's play this game. I'll tell the plot of an anime and everyone has to guess which it is. Okay?
-Fubuki Shirou
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Fine.
-Everyone
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Notice Board Games!
GUESS THIS ANIME!
Plot: After a mysterious Gohan SSJ2 lookalike moves in town, the Severely Optimistic badass goalkeeper/ captain of a puny Junior High's Soccer Club goes around recruiting team members. The said captain leads the said puny team (with Gohan) to defeat nation's top team in district level after some shocking scandals (like the evil coach, one of the managers turning out to be the sister of the captain of the rival team etc.) and goes on to defeat 'Gods'(aka some kids in black tights and tunics) in nationals. After this they defeat some pseudo aliens to save the earth with help of a schizophrenic, PM's kid, a crazy surfer, a budding fan of Captain goalie and a random crazy girl(with some Severe optimism by Nekketsu Captain) . After this the hero leads the National team consisting of some old faces and some new ones (plus a couple of pseudo aliens) to world champion's title (after some more SO by Captain's part).
Sounds familiar?
-Fubuki Shirou
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…..
a. Is that the plot of 'Pokemon' by any chance?
-Endou Mamoru
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Um. It's some series called 'Inazuma Eleven' . I found it on net yesterday.
-Fubuki Shirou
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?
a. 'Inazuma Eleven'? What is 'Inazuma Eleven'? Don't tell me they made a story on THE old raimon team…. Most of them are in their sixties, dude. (by Endou)
b. What KIND of a story line is that? Who's heard of pseudo aliens anyway? (by Hiroto)
c. Don't they check who they are taking in their team? Didn't they verify whether that defender dude was from that rival team whose captain was the brother of that hot chick? (by Gouenji)
-Inazuma Japan
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Who hot chick?
-Kidou Yuuto
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Uh…. The girl with the glasses?
-Gouenji Shuuya
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Who hot chick with glasses, Gouenji?
-Kidou Yuuto
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Sailor Mercury.
-Gouenji Shuuya
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Does Sailor Mercury's brother play soccer?
-Kidou Yuuto
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Forget it Kidou. It's very deep. You wouldn't understand.
-Gouenji Shuuya
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-Messages 4m d Future-
Hey Grandpa! What's up? You look young!
-Gouenji Masato
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Gouenji Masato, right?
a. Tell me one thing…. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU RELATED TO ME? Why do fangirls bother ME for YOUR number, anyway? P.S: Grandpa who?(by Gouenji)
b. And last thing off the record. Who's this Kanon character, by the way? (by Endou)
-Endou Mamoru and Gouenji Shuuya
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-Messages 4m d Future-
Jeez Endou. Your Grandpa is a tad too dense you know!
-Gouenji Masato
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-Messages 4m d Future-
Which is more than I can say for YOUR Grandpa. He doesn't even KNOW who Axel Blaze is! Let alone SEISHUN ODEN!
-Endou Kanon
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-Messages 4m d Future-
Yeah.. But Grandpa is looking TOO young… He's all wrinkles nowadays.
-Gouenji Masato
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Private Eye!
First case: Fudou's missing brain!
Fudou Akio, one of the prominent mid fielders of Inazuma Japan, famously lost his brain after the establishment of the notice board. We, Fubuki Twins will investigate this matter!
We request Otonashi Haruna to be ready for the interrogation.
-Fubuki Shirou and Fubuki Atsuya
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Okay.
-Otonashi Haruna
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Private Eye!
Are you involved with Fudou in any way?
-Fubuki Shirou
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Um no. He's my nii-chan's 'rival' … so no.
-Otonashi Haruna
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Private Eye!
So, dame. Is Kidou Yuuto your brother?
-Fubuki Shirou
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Yes. He is my nii-chan.
-Otonashi Haruna
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Private Eye!
So, dame. Kidou really IS your brother.
-Fubuki Atsuya
I told you. He is!
-Otonashi Haruna
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!
a. I can't believe this! (by Shirou)
b. It means that she's Kidou's sister!
-Fubuki Twins
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What the hell?
-Otonashi Haruna
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Really! You guys don't need to search for anything that wasn't lost!
-REAL Fudou Akio
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Yeah cause it never really existed in the first place!
-Kidou Yuuto
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MKF Publications proudly presents:
The third in the Inazuma Diaries…..
The Toramaru Diaries: Vol III!
P.S: Some people are so gonna die.
-REAL Fudou Akio
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An excerpt:
4:00-Wake up to Tape Recorder san aka Captain singing 'Katte Nakou Ze'. Tape Recorder san and his homely ways just make my heart well with happiness. Not.
Stuff my ears with cotton and go to sleep.
6:00- Wake up to see Fubuki Twins have a mini WWE Wrestle Mania on my floor while Midorikawa san and Mark Kruger are setting a betting booth outside my window.
6:15- Show some Hitman-ness and drive them away.
10:00- Soccer. Tape Recorder san saying something about 'Sakka Yaroze'.
11:00- More 'Sakka Yaroze'.
12:00- Dittto
13:00- Forget it.
14:00- Don't even ASK ABOUT IT!
15:00- Had enough. Fake an injury to go back to my ward to catch some Baywatch Hawaii reruns for the time being.
15:30- Overhear Tape Recorder san confess that the main reason that he wanted to be in the national team so that he could watch Desperate Housewives in peace. I try to block his ramblings and enjoy my lasagna.
16:00- Kidou san ushers me about my first ever joint therapy session. He goes on how 'Latalia' is ahead of us. Ask whether Latalia is Kidou san's new girlfriend.
16:05- Kidou san slices me with The Evil Eye before telling me that Orpheus (L' Italia) is ahead of us, which is a bit weird since they are eliminated from FFI.
16:30- First ever session with Dr W. Turns out Dr. W is…. a girl. That too of Very Hot variety. And now, I can understand in WHAT rankings is Latalia ahead of Japan.
17:00- Tape Recorder san switches from 'Soccer Freak' to 'Suave Soccer freak playboy' mode.
17:05- Kazemaru san very cunning. Gives me a wink before faking a migraine as Dr W fusses over him.
17:15- Gouenji san breaks into 'Sexy Back' for unknown reasons. As Dr W ruffles his hair for more seriously unknown reasons, Gouenji-san looks smug while flashing superior smirks across the room.
17:30- Hiroto san break dances while giving the sort of looks which have traditionally melted fan girls. Kidou san mutters about wasted efforts before Fudou joins him in his mutterings of how Fideo Aldena floored Dr. W with a patriotic poem in Italian.
17:45- Gouenji san sends his ultimate off field hissatsu 'The Glare' at me, since I'm just sitting there and not 'contributing'. Whatevs.
18:00- Kabeyama san surpasses everyone by putting his washboard abs on display for our benefit, an event which I enjoy a lot.
Not. Am currently recovering in the Emergency room.
Not bestseller material… but serves our purpose. Doesn't it?
-Midorikawa Ryuuji
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Be ready for the BIG BREAKUP! Ushishishi….
-Kogure Yuuya
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I'm DEAD. She's going to KILL me! I KNOW she's going to come after me!
-Gouenji Shuuya
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Karin is pretty mild as compared to Rei.
-Kazemaru Ichirouta
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Is that why you are sobbing over how she texted you a 'It's over' ?
-Someoka Ryuugo
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Gouenji. Don't sweat it! What can a group of mini-skirt wearing weapon brandishing girls can do?
-Endou Mamoru
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BADASS SAILOR KICKS CAPTAIN'S ASS!
Sailor Senshi, as predicted, descended on the FFI Caravan to avenge their friend's 'heartbreak'. Sailor moon pulverized Tape Recorder san for 'misleading' Gouenji senpai who, meanwhile, had a calm discussion on their breakup. Sailor Senshi showed their amazing sense of humour by making Tape Recorder san sing a sweet number called 'Titanic Sabzi' while hopping around the trailer.
We sympathize with Tape Recorder san.
Not.
Ushishishi (sorry Kogure).
-Otonashi Haruna
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Thanks to: NaijiriTwinsAnimaniacs021,KisaraV, Floric1434, Icee Suicune, Mizuki-chan-18, Nagumo Kyukku, Fudou, KiyoMeow1305, GoInazuma, RaiEclipse10,XDancingInTheRainX and Kitkatcocoa22. Special thanks to: Zonez Krypton and Rinka Tokmiya for reviewing so many chapters in one go!
Thanks minna! All of your reviews made my day(s).
Now.. SPECIAL!
Here's your chance to communicate the way all the IE stars do!
That's right! This is the first and the last opportunity for the readers to send in their notices! You guys must be knowing the format of the notice board by now.. so you can send a notice for the IE cast (in the FFI Caravan)! But remember! You are writing as FANS and feel free to send in your wishes/ any messages/ anything you wanted to tell them/ hate mail/ support for any pairing/ advice/ questions (someone or the other WILL answer the questions) etc.
Till then!