Hyper is lying on the cold pavement with chalk lines surrounding her body.

Hinata: -pokes Hyper's motionless body with a stick- I think she's dead.

Gaara: She is...

Hinata: -gasp- 0.0

Deidara: Nani?! Now who's gonna type up that sexy Deihina story that not many people were anticipating for, yeah?! Huh? Huh?

Itachi, Deidara, Sasuke -thinking-: YES! Now I can molest/rape Hinata-hime without having the fear of that neko-teme threatening to castrate/kill me with a god damn butter knife.

Gaara: I meant dead to society.

Lusty fan boys: Aww shucks.

Hello all. I don't even feel like typing up an excuse anymore. Yes. I've gotten that lazy. Now go and read. -crawls back under rock she was currently living under-

ooo

As my paws padded silently through the forest, I thought. 'Is he actually still alive? Don't be ridiculous. You still remember what happened years ago, he can't be back. I dunno Koku-kun. You can never be too sure... Never let your guard down. '

I felt my paw being stabbed by a porcupine quill."Aww, bitch!" I hissed.

I slowly lifted up my left paw to examine the damage. The quill was lodged in so deep that you could see the tip sticking up on the other side of my paw.

As I was licking my bloody wound, my ears pricked up to the sound of footsteps. 'Time to play lost pup.'

I agreed with Koku, so as soon as I heard the footsteps come closer, I put my head between my paws, put on the oh-so-famous kicked puppy look, and whimpered softly.

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzz-

"Damn it Itachi! What the fuck do ya want, yeah?!"

"... Any luck?"

"SHUT UP! AND STOP FUCKIN' CALLING ME!!!" The man threw his phone at a tree and what was left of his cell phone landed near me.

"Damn Itachi... Made me break my fuckin' cell..." I heard him say. Then he tried to mimic Itachi's voice in his own demented way.

"Oh, Deidara. Have you found her yet? If you don't, I'll look for her myself. Hurry up, Deidara. Deidara this! Deidara that! Why doesn't he just shut up!" I heard him mutter.

When he went to pick up the remains of his cell phone, he saw me, with my head between my paws, and the huge puppy dog eyes and all.

Deidara gasped. "What are you doin' here, yeah? You poor thing."

I narrowed my eyes. He didn't sound like the usual Deidara she usually talked to. He sounded... different.

He quickly pulled out the quill and picked me up... surprisingly. In this form, I should have been about 200 or something pounds.

Then I noticed something. He had bandages wrapped around his hands. And his bandages were dripping.

When I looked more closely, the bandages were dripping... Was that drool?

Then I realized I was becoming woozy. I didn't know a fucking porcupine quill can make you drowsy... That was my last thought before I fell into unconsciousness.

ooo

"Hebi-sama, Step one is accomplished."

"Good. Is Sstep two ready?"

"Hai. And the poison has entered her body successfully."

"You are dissmisssed."

ooo

Hinata's POV

I felt the sunlight beat down on my closed eye lids. It was morning already.

I forced my eye lids open and checked my surroundings. Okay... awkward.

When I sat up, I noticed that I wasn't in my bed. Or in any where familiar. Shit.

And then I realized, fuck, I'm not even in my wolf form, am I? 'Nope, you're not. You're in your half form.'

My hands traveled to the top of my head and I felt something furry, great.

I need to get out of here too.

ooo

Normal POV

"Yes, Leader-sama. It was a large wolf-like creature with purple and red streaks in it's fur, un."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. And it's in my room."

"Then bring me there."

The man named Pein rose from his chair and followed the other man out of the dark room.

ooo

As Hinata heard footsteps get louder, she cursed and quickly hid under the covers and pretended to be asleep.

The door slowly creaked open and Hinata heard Deidara gasp and felt the warmth of her blanket slide off of her body.

Off of her nude body that is.

Har har har. I'm kinda evil, aren't I? I know, the chapter's kinda short. v-v 'Neway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HINATA-HIME!!! -throws confetti in the air- ;DD

I'mma hire all the Naruto boys to be your strippers!