"Baby, come to mama! Ahahhaha" chirped Megami, clad in only a tight leopard bikini.
Tamaki was staring at her drooling while Haruhi was in sheer disgust watching the scene. Just by the sight of Megami on the street, but in her skivvies, Haruhi felt as if her eyes were about to gorge themselves out.
"Haruhi, please, this is not what it looks like!" Tamaki pleaded, literally on his knees but his eyes were still on Megami's twins.
"Shut up, Tamaki!" Haruhi looked like she was in tears. "What are you doing here, you rat in designer clothing?"
"Well, you are in Tokyo, this is my sanctuary, little she-male nerd." Megami brought out a giant peacock-colored fan and mysteriously sheathed her face.
"And sadly, whenever I'm here, I run into you." Haruhi proclaimed.
"You're little blonde boy toy over there is cute." Megami revealed her self and her make-up was done miraculously. "I can't imagine how a girl like you got that, but you did improve your look."
"Thanks and he is not my boy anything, you can clearly see that."
"Haruhi! I can't control myself!" Tamaki cried out.
"Yes, you're just an animal, have fun with Megami." Haruhi started walking away, her eyes a little heavy.
"Ahahhahaha! I have a proposition. Let's play a little game. The prize, you don't step another foot in Shinjuku, for me at least." Megami's eyes sharpened.
"And what's in it for me?" Haruhi interrupted.
"What do you want?"
"Whenever I'm in Tokyo, don't bother me in any way."
"That's fine, but you have to win our little game first. The object of the game is Tamaki and who he chooses to be his master."
Haruhi was all confused what did she mean by this; however, due to her long history with Tamaki, Haruhi knew she had this in the bag.
"What exactly will he decide on this?" Haruhi questioned.
"We will both find the cutest outfit in the swimwear section of Tokyu Hands, and whoever Tamaki kisses on the cheek will win."
"What if I don't agree to this game?" squirmed a numb Tamaki.
"You don't have a choice!" exclaimed Megami.
Haruhi was starting to feel nervous. Tamaki usually had both his eyes on her all the time, but he just couldn't keep his pupils off Megami.
"Okay, let's do this." Haruhi agreed.
She still had faith in Tamaki.
"How hot am I? HAhahahaha!" Megami screeched as she emerged from the dressing room in a thin zebra-striped bikini, a ruby ring that seemed to have always been on her finger, and her boobs pushed out with a glowing tan.
Tamaki was staring but his eyes had the look of pain.
"Nerd, come out come out wherever you are!" Megami sang.
Out of the dressing room, an embarrassed Haruhi stepped out in a conservative pink and baby blue bikini, using her arms to cover up whatever she could.
"How adorable! You're almost 10 in that outfit! Ahahahahahha!" uttered Megami.
"Haruhi, you look so cute!" Tamaki wailed but his eyes were still on Megami.
"Tamaki….." Haruhi whispered to herself.
"Enough with this mindless chitchat; blonde boy, go and kiss one of us on the cheek!" Megami demanded.
Tamaki didn't know what came over him. It was if his body was being controlled by a magical entity. He was inching closer and closer towards Megami even if he was using every ounce of resistance to go towards Haruhi.
"Tamaki, what's happening?" Haruhi asked him as he slowly crept towards Megami.
"Haruhi, I can't control my body." Tamaki shouted.
"The body wants what the body wants, come here, boy!" Megami saddled up like a cowgirl.
Haruhi started tearing up. She didn't know what came over her emotions. She'd always thought Tamaki had her back. Since the Host Club days, she and Tamaki have been inseparable. Although she may be annoyed by him at (many) times, his presence made her feel secure, and the feelings she had for him was almost, maybe love (she denies this all the time). Her heart was breaking.
"Haruhi! Don't cry!" Tamaki was weakening as this magical pull was overpowering him.
"Go cry, nerd! He'll never go to you if he can have me! Ahahhahaha!" Megami started doing a dirty dance.
It was only then that Haruhi noticed the Ruby ring on the ring finger of Megami's left hand. She read about a Ruby ring that can attract men and draw them close to you, they can't keep their eyes, hands, and even mouth off you with that particular ring on.
"Give up control, Tamaki! Ahhahaha!" Megami kissed the ring on her finger.
Haruhi was just about to give up. She knew that Tamaki was simple-minded and would lose to the prowess of the ring, she didn't care about Shinjuku or Megami, she didn't want to lose Tamaki. As tears streamed down her face, a miracle happened.
Tamaki was moving towards Haruhi.
"Don't cry, Haruhi. I'm coming for you!" Tamaki yelped as he used all his energy, leaping to her as a magical aura around him started to fade.
"His will is too strong! NYAAAAA!" Megami was breaking down.
Tamaki's will for Haruhi was so powerful that it overcame Megami's magical ring. He finally got to Haruhi then kissed her on the cheek, although he wanted more.
"Tamaki" Haruhi cried as she dug her face into his chest and hugged him.
"Haruhi, I lo-" Tamaki was about to say until he was interrupted by a screaming Megami on the verge of having a seizure.