Finally it has come to the final Tale! A few ideas have been going around in my mind but only one stood out! So here it is. But first I want to take this time and thank everyone who has participated in the voting. I'm glad there were pepole out there that could help me out! I believe all these tales came out great. Better than I had expected! So here is my Soundwave tale! Please note I tried to make a little bit of a unexpected ending to this. Let me know if the end was surprising.
Prankster Soundwave
Bumblebee walks down a street in his own neighborhood not expecting anything special to happen. He thought wrong when Megatron came up behind him and hand him a gun.
"Hey Bumblebee, I want you to test this gun out to see how powerful it is!" Megatron said giving it to him.
"But didn't you test this already?" Bee asked looking it over.
"...No..." Megatron simply said trying to hold back a huge grin.
The gun was big making it hard for Bee to hold. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a huge cybertronian boxing glove sprung out the back and punched Bee in the face making him drop the gun and stagger back. Megatron went crazy with laughter.
"HAHAHAHAHA...poor Bumblebee, didn't see that coming did ya?" Megatron laughed and flew off leaving behind a very steamed Bumblebee. Soundwave walked by.
"Whoa Bumblebee, you okay?" Soundwave said.
"NO, Megatron just pulled a fragging prank on me!" Bumblebee snarled kicking the prank gun away.
Everyone of Bee's friends knew how angry he gets when he gets pranked. Ironhide tried it once and it didn't end so well. Soundwave put a clawed-servo on Bee's shoulder.
"You know, you're not the only one who gets mad when Megatron pulls a prank!" Soundwave said. "You want revenge?"
"You bet the spark of Primus I do!" Bee snarled.
"Well, mind if I tell you about the last time I got pranked by him?" Soundwave offered.
"Sure, I love hearing your tales!" Bee said calming down.
"More tales I see!" A voice came from behind Soundwave.
Soundwave jumped and accidently punched Starscream right between the optics.
"OW!" Starscream whailed covering his nose.
"Oh, sorry Screamer! You scared me!" Soundwave said.
"Ugh, whatever, just get on with the tale!" Starscream said.
"You're always so nosey!" Soundwave said. "Anyways, Megatron used to be good at doorbell pranks.
Some point in the past...actually a week ago!
Megatron headed over to Soundwave's house with an energon cube. Once there he sat the cube down in front of the door and rang the doorbell. Megatron was far gone by the time Soundwave opened the door, he looked down and there was a note that only said "To Lazerbeak!"
"Hey Lazerbeak, someone sent you an energon cube!" Soundwave said and deployed him.
Lazerbeak flew down to the cube eager for a drink. But only to discover that it was frozen, he suspiciously pecked at it making sure he was only seeing things, but suddenly the cube exploded sending Lazerbeak into Soundwave knocking them both back in the house. Lazerbeak squawked angrily and Soundwave became mad.
"I know one person who would dare to this...Megatron!" Soundwave growled.
Soundwave decided to spy on Megatron as said mech went up to the next house and rang the doorbell. This house was Barricade's. Megatron runs off just in time as Barricade begins to open his door, Barricade finds nothing except a bucket of energon landing on his head from the roof. Megatron laughed as he proceeded to find Brawl's house. Soundwave followed him there. Megatron rung his doorbell and ran away just when Brawl opened the door. Brawl looked around confused...a few seconds later he gets hit in the face with an incoming tire! Megatron laughs nearbye and flys off. Soundwave continued to follow him.
"What is he thinking?" Soundwave wondered. "Where is he going now?"
Soundwave soon found out when Megatron headed for Insecticon Territory. Soundwave gasped. Megatron landed by a fence and found only one insecticon closest to him who's name was Hardshell. Megatron was going to scare him. Soundwave resisted the urge to stop Megatron. It was better that Megatron recieved punishment if Hardshell awakens before he escapes. Megatron crept up to the sleeping insecticon who was faced away. He charged up his fusion cannon and fired a shot that blasted the ground right beside Hardshell. Hardshell screamed as he jumped onto all fours. He looked frantically around before noticing no one there! He growled soon after.
"WHOEVER WOKE ME UP IS GOING TO BE CRUSHED!" Hardshell threatened as he continued to look around. Soundwave nervously came up to him.
"Um excuse me!" Soundwave said.
"WHO ARE YOU? DID YOU DO THIS?" Hardshell growled leaning over the mech threateningly.
"I'm Soundwave and no I did not do this! I was spying on Megatron who woke you!" Soundwave explained.
"UGH, MEGATRON! I'M GONNA-"
"I can help you get revenge!" Soundwave said.
"Hmm, what do you have in mind?" Hardshell asked grinning.
Cuts to present...
"Megatron scared an insecticon?" Starscream said in disbelief.
"Yep!"
"How is he still alive?" Bee asked.
"Trust me, the punishment he recieved was a lot better, it was something you would never expect Megatron to do."
"Was I there?" Starscream asked.
"Don't you remember anything? You were present for the aftermath of the punishment.
Back to past...
That night, Optimus and Megatron were watching a horror movie in their living room. Optimus wasn't scared but Megatron was getting a bit scared.
"You scared Megatron?" Optimus asked.
"NO, no way, me? Scared? Never!" Megatron lied.
"Okay, if you say so!" Optimus said turning back to the TV.
Optimus suddenly recived a call and walked away into their kitchen. He came back a minute later grinning. Megatron looked at him confused when the doorbell rang.
"Megatron if you would please, I have to use the bathroom." Optimus said.
"Fine!" Megatron said getting up and went to the door.
But just as he opened the door something tackled him down and pinned him. He stared in horror at the red glowing optics and the very long and sharp claws pinning him down. It was Hardshell who had him pinned.
"YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY SCARING ME...WELL NOW I'M HAVING A TASTE FOR PRANKSTER METAL!" Hardshell growled leaning in closer to Megatron's face.
Then, for the first time ever, and I mean ever, Megatron pissed his pelvic plating creating a dark color covering the whole body part. Megatron was too frightened to notice at first, but once he did his face-plates went as red as his optics. Hardshell scared him even more by attempting to eat his head. But stopped when Megatron began to squirm. Hardshell broke into a laugh.
"GOTCHA!" Hardshell laughed getting off of Megatron.
Megatron looked past Hardshell to see Soundwave, Starscream, Brawl and Barricade chuckling. Optimus came over to pick Megatron up.
"Megatron relax I was just messing with you as revenge!" Hardshell said.
Megatron, too embarrased to speak, walked back to the TV not even scared of the movie anymore.
Back to present...
"Apparently Megatron got over the scare and started up pranking again." Soundwave shrugged.
"Let me guess Starscream, you don't believe anything he said!" Bee asked.
"Oh I do...but this reminds me that I have a tale for you...something that Shockwave regretted to tell you Soundwave." Starscream smirked.
"What are you talking about?" Soundwave asked.
"Uh...remember at the beginning of this week, that new device Shockwave built and used on you because you wanted to be invisible for a day?" Starscream asked.
"Yeah, but he changed me back the same day!"
"True, but...during that day, Megatron told Shockwave to add a side-effect to the weapon."
"And what is it...I feel fine!" Soundwave said.
"Yeah...YOU'RE A FEMME!" Starscream yelled out.
"WHAT!" Soundwave and Bee looked at each other confused.
"Yeah, Megatron told me it was a prank on you. When Shockwave blasted you back to normal, the blaster also turned you into a femme." Starscream explained.
"How, nothing's changed. I sound like a mech, I look like a mech, so how am I a femme?" Soundwave said.
"Check your bio readings!" Starscream smirked.
Soundwave's face-plate showed a list of his features, once it got to the gender section, he gasped when it read "Femme".
"SHOCKWAVE!" Soundwave growled. Shockwave was already walking over towards them and winced when he heard his name like that.
"Uh...what happened?" Shockwave asked.
"YOU SLAGGER! I HAVE BEEN A FEMME THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK?" Soundwave snarled.
"Uh...oh scrap!" Shockwave said remembering.
"OH SCRAP MY AFT! CHANGE ME BACK!" Soundwave demanded.
"Alright I'm sorry, I didn't think the blaster would have actually done that. Megatron installed it in. But I can get it out and change you back!" Shockwave assured failing to calm down Soundwave.
Just then, Megatron came by laughing a bit.
"I'm assuming Soundwave has finally found out that he had been changed into a femme am I correct?" Megatron asked.
Soundwave turned to him with his head vibrating.
"MEGATRON YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! YOU ARE ABOUT TO VISIT ALL OF THE TALES I HAVE TOLD!" Soundwave growled.
"And how do you plan to do that?" Megatron challenged.
5 seconds later...
Megatron finds himself being shot out of a stunt cannon and across the city (Daredevil Soundwave), however, he landed in a surprisingly burning building downtown, the building explodes sending Megatron flying all the way and through a hospital window leading into the same hallway with all the doors and he slid through each one face-first (Rescue Squad Soundwave), the speed he was sliding sended him through another window landing in front of the police station where he is crashed into by a speeder (Enforcer Soundwave) sending him crashing through an old pile of rusted DJ supplies (DJ Soundwave), next he was able to transform and gain control only for a limited time as the eradicon ninja's mistook him as part of their training with Wheeljack and knocked him back to the ground (Ninja Soundwave) where he transformed and found himself in front of a bar where inside was another fight taking place (Private Eye Soundwave). Some snapped off wings were accidently tossed at him through a window and for some reason a surfboard was also one of the things thrown out (Who throws a perfectly good surfboard?) (Surfer Soundwave) Megatron thought the worst was over as he put down the surfboard that had landed on his feet tried to walk back to his house...until he hears Optimus slam open the front door to their house with his copy of Shockwave's gun! (Weapons Specialist Soundwave)
"I KNEW YOU COULDN'T KEEP THIS FROM ME THAT EASILY!" Optimus said back in his crazy mode.
Megatron ran off dodging blasts from Optimus, but for some crazy reason, Optimus was firing pillows that were apparently barrowed from Bumblebee (Babysitter Soundwave). Megatron ran back to Starscream, Soundwave (who's back to a mech now), Shockwave and an angry Bumblebee.
"THAT WAS ALL OF THEM!" Megatron yelled in horror.
"Except this one!" Bumblebee snarled with a look that could kill. He also pulled out his own copy of Shockwave's gun! "You pull a prank on me, I pull a GUN ON YOU!" (This tale)
"SCRAP!" Megatron yelled before being chased by an enraged Bumblebee.
"Wow!" Starscream said. "Got any tales left?"
"Nah, that's pretty much everything. However, now I can remind Megatron about this in a few years!" Soundwave said.
"I'll be there!" Shockwave said.
"That's good and all, but we should be running now!" Starscream said nervously.
"Why?" Soundwave asked.
"OPTIMUS HAS A GUN!" Starscream yelled.
"AAAHHHHH!"
"Guys it's out, and I'm a terrible shot!" Optimus said coming over to them.
"Oh...so has Bumblebee even took a shot at Megatron yet?"
BLAST!
"OW MY AFT!"
"Nevermind!" Starscream face-palmed.
End of tale #10
THE END
I hope you guys enjoyed this story! I had fun writing each and every one! I hope you guys tell what you thought and I hope it was worth reading! Was the ending surprising at all? Please let me know! See ya!
