Low-Wage Worth
All right already! Hold yer hats or horses, or WHATEVER.
Geez, I know the story seems to be leaning very closely to NaruSai, but gimme a break!
This story is SasuNaruSai, all right?
Blondie's in the middle. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY for the lulz. EVERYBODY is with EVERYBODY. EVERYONE except Neji GETS LAID. I can't see him having sex, sorry.
Now, since someone gave me some plot ideas, I give what it seems no one has been waiting for.
THE SASUKE CHAPTER. Yay.
Warning: This chapter contains copious amounts of EVIL!Sasuke and it's short.
Nerve Nine – The Evil
Sasuke was not evil.
He was a very nice and understanding person.
Once you got to know him, that is.
Until then, he was an evilly plotting bastard with crazy hair.
Now, what made Sasuke seem evil in the first place? Well, I'll give you a hint, it isn't the hair.
It was the laugh.
Sasuke, in all of his seventeen years of life, had spent years perfecting the perfect evil laughter. And the scary part is that he actually succeeded. After all, he learned from his old teacher, and that was the evilest fucker anyone would ever meet.
His laughter wasn't like the stereotypical "MUWAHAHAHA" cackle, but more like a carefully timed "Kukukukuku" chuckle.
Oh yeah, he was pretty damn evil.
"Kukukukuku…" Sasuke chuckled as his current interest stalked through the doors. Naruto looked at him oddly and shrugged.
Sasuke could've sworn he heard "Creepy-ass bastard…" underneath his employee's breath.
Ignoring the sentiment Sasuke smirked evilly as Naruto changed into his work uniform. The blond looked back at him and scowled.
"What?" he snarled. Sasuke smiled deviously.
"Well, I wonder if you've seen the billboard notice for today?" the brunette asked lightly. The billboard was exactly what it sounded like, a board covered in bills. It was enforced when Neji was still manager, and it was his way of saying "Screw you guys, I'm taking half of your pay because I hate you and this hellhole needs repair."
So, basically, it was something no one wanted to get faced with. Since whoever's pay was getting docked was chosen at random.
"No, I haven't bastard. What about it?" Naruto demanded suspiciously. Sasuke smirked. The blond looked at him warily before stomping over to the billboard.
"What the hell is this?!" he yelled. Sasuke patted his back in amusement.
"After a long conversation with Neji and much consideration, we've decided to take the general thought of a paycheck out of your hands and use it to fix the plumbing," Sasuke explained with a gleefully evil smile. "But don't worry; we're only doing it for this week and the next."
Naruto was livid. "What the fuck do you mean?! I was planning on getting NFL 08' with that money!" Sasuke tutted him calmly.
"Then just wait until you get your paycheck in three weeks, you act like it'll be gone today!"
The poor blond was growling at him slowly. "IT WILL."
Sasuke shrugged. "Oh well."
Naruto let out a strangled scream that probably took a lot out of his vocal chords and stomped angrily to the cash register. Sasuke followed him idly, just to annoy the poor boy. He was just that evil.
"Why are you following me?!" Naruto snapped at his boss. The brunette smiled.
"Because I love you so much!" he said. Naruto twitched but then the infamous customer of annoying proportions sauntered in.
"Hey there Naruto, hey there Bitchy Boss!" Sai greeted with his usual fake smile. Sasuke waved at him with a smile, but inside his head, little chibis were screaming in urgency because Sai could be a hindrance to his fun.
"Why hello Borderline Bowl-cut!" he replied. Sai narrowed his eyes and Sasuke kept smiling, twirling a black moustache in his head. Naruto looked at the two in suspicion, until Sai snapped to attention.
"Oh, Naruto, I got you something that you might like!" the choppy-haired teen said. Naruto cocked an eyebrow at him.
"Oh really? What is it?"
Sai grinned, a bit less fake than previously, but still fake all the same. "Check this out!" He handed a game cartridge to the blond and both Sasuke and Sai watched in amazement as his face twisted through fifteen different emotions.
Absolute adoration was one of those emotions, by the way.
"Oh my fucking god, this is NFL 08'!" Naruto whispered. Sasuke paused in his black moustache-twirling and looked at Sai in shock for a second before faking a smirk.
"How long did you have to stand on the corner to afford that?" he sniped. Sai smiled.
"Less that you did for your haircut."
"Buuuuuurn…" Naruto murmured with a smirk at Sasuke, still cuddling with the NFL game.
Now, in Sasuke's mind, Sai was the one twirling the black moustache and laughing evilly.
And he wasn't going to stand for it.
End Nerve
…School starts today.
Pray for me.
I didn't do my homework.
God, please help me.