Chapter 10: Family adventures of the other kind

*Lily's POV*

I groaned and stretched my arms, how long was I in here? I left Kid with Victor but there's hasn't been a sound. I wonder what they're doing...hmm. I just hope Kidd didn't kill my poor baby!

Maybe I'm worrying too much? He is his father after all? He Had this...glint in his eyes when Victor responded to him. Never thought I'd see him so proud and patient with someone. Not even with me...hmpf.

A warm feeling spread through my body as I picked a few books up and decided to take a nice bath and then eat dinner, maybe some steel corn flakes? Haven't had those in a while.

You try explaining to your son why you eat metal and he doesn't.

My appearance is weird as it is, no need to pressure the child, I just hope he didn't take many of my genes..

*Kidd's POV*

I watched my son try to frantically catch a butterfly and giggling like a mad thing when it flew away. What was so fucking interesting? It's a bug. It flies. Seriously, kids don't make sense to him.

Victor was what, barely 2? He' s too energetic I wanna nap or drink or both. I groaned and stretched on the railing yawning loudly. It would be a lazy afternoon, if you mind Victor's giggling.

Suddenly he screamed and I shot up alarmed. Did someone attack? Did he hurt himself?

I let my eyes wander in panic and saw him by the mast, sniffling. He was holding something in his hands.

˝Daaadddy! I BROKE IT!˝- Victor wailed. Broke what? I didn't bring him any toys.

˝Oi brat, what did you break?˝- I said crunching down to his level and taking his hands to pry them open. Surprisingly he held them tightly refusing to open them. ˝Oi open!˝- I said in a harsher voice and he flinched allowing me to finally open his hands. In them was the butterfly, but now it's wings were crushed. He swatted him like a fly while trying to catch him.

Shit.

I have to explain that it's dead now?

Shit.

Roheline where the fuck are you now?

˝Brat uhmm..the bug, erm butterfly..˝- I tried and saw Victor eye me hopefully.

˝Daddy can I fix him?˝- He asked in a small voice. Fix him? You can't fix a dead bug.

˝Uhm sure?˝- Curiosity got the best of me, maybe he's morbid? First wailing then picking it's wings? Who knows, the brat has mine and Roheline's blood in his veins, it's bound to be weird and crazy.

Victor grinned at me, showing missing teeth and baby gums. He was too young for this shit, I'm to old for this shit.

˝Daddy I can fix him!˝- He said proudly and layed the dead bug on the wooden deck. I watched as Victor closed his eyes and exhaled. A light blue flow, something like smoke, came from his mouth and enveloped the butterfly. First nothing happened and then it fucking rose and flew off.

Victor waved at it ˝Bye bye mister bug! Come back to play, okay?˝

The fuck just happened?

˝Victor what did you just do?˝- I asked sternly. Was it a Devil Fruit? When did he eat one? Didn't Roheline watch the damn brat? And what did that gay parrot do? I swear to god if Bartolomeo let him eat a DF on purpose I'm going to strangle him by his balls.

˝Mommy can fix things too!˝

˝Oh fucking christ…˝- A too familiar voice. In front of us was the gay parrot, Bartolomeo.

˝The fuck is happening here?!˝

˝Uhm maybe Lily should explain this..˝

˝Don't fuck with me Barty! NOW!˝- I growled and unconsciously pulled Victor behind me.

*Lily's POV*

I was relaxing in my bath and nibbling a fork when the door busted open and my only ( god forbid I have more of those) son ran inside jumping in my tub. In his clothes. Dirty.

KIDD I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS!

˝Hey little trouble maker˝- I greeted my now dirty and wet son snuggling him on my chest ˝Who let you become so filthy!˝

˝Daddy!˝- Victor cooed and grinned. He was already relaxing in the warm water, not a care in the world.

˝Roheline explain why our son revived a dead bug˝-Kidd's voice tore me from snuggling and cuddling my child. Hey, he's 2 okay. Barely 2. I still can use that card on my son! He'll fly off with some damn pirates as soon as he.

Oh..

Pirates.

Whoops.

I mentally smacked myself and turned to Kidd, glaring ˝Why is he so dirty? Because I can..wait what?˝

˝He swatted a bug then wailed then breathed on it. Some weird blue smoke came and revived it˝

˝Oh my..I was afraid of that..Kidd my pregnancy as a Devil Fruit user affected him˝

˝You never told me your DF now that I remember˝- Kidd said and leaned in the doorway folding his arms over his chest. I saw Barty hide behind him and oogle the muscles. Such a perv. Too bad I can only touch those hehe

Oh wait, getting side tracked again.

˝I ate the shine-shine no Mi, the Death Death no mi Kidd and somehow while I was pregnant he developed the Jinsei Jinsei no mi, the Life Life no mi. I think it has something to do with out genes and heritage. Barty?˝

I saw my brother approach and shrug ˝We had alchemist in our ancestors, you never know what they did to our genes, I mean look at our teeth and metal cravings, it's not normal.˝˝

˝Wait, you have that Devil Fruit?˝- Kidd asked with curious eyes. I could already see and hear the gears turning in his mind. Nope, not gonna go there Kidd.

˝Yes and Kidd I'm a mother, I can't be the woman I was before. So stop thinking about it and also..until we confirm this, please don't tell your crew, only me and Barty talked about it.˝

˝You think I would jeopardize my soon?˝- Anger laced Kidd's words. So he's been with his son what, 2 days? Barely 2 days? And he's already attached to him?

That's actually awesome. I smiled at him and hugged my child closer to me.

˝No excuse me you fucks I need to bathe my child!˝- I said and Victor lolled his tongue. I heard Barty chuckle and Kidd ramble something about non respecting brats as the shut the door.

˝We're finally a family Victor˝- I whispered to my son and watched him squeal.

People this story is starting up again! I'm sorry for making you wait so much, I truly am. College and well writers block were to blame mostly. I will try to finish this in a week or week in a half completely. Thank you for waiting and to all who reviewed/faved/followed