Yup...I got Nothing to say. Oh well.
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Sasuke tried a second attempt. With his eyes not even bothering to open the hand of the Uchiha moved onto a waist. Once the lenght of his arm was around the pelvis, Sasuke, who still had is eyes closed, pulled his arm.
This action caused the other's butt to Sasuke covered member. That was when Sasuke noticed something different. Naruto seemed...heavier? Usually Naruto would squirm and moan a little. This time..Nothing. Not even a gasp.
Sasuke was too sleepy to care much anyway. He guessed Naruto was really sleepy. The curious hand snaked its way down a thin thigh, passing pants and boxers. Sasuke knew something was wrong when the blond didn't even protest or mumble for him to stop, Sleepy or not.
The confused Uchiha wanted something out of him. He wondered if Itachi got him drunk. Itach DID carry Naruto to the house unconscious.
The teen who still had his eyes closed half pretending to be asleep slid his hand between two fine legs and onto the bare member. Almost instantly Sasuke was shocked. Sasuke had the penis in his hand. Only one small problem, or should I say big problem.
Normally Naruto's dick small enough, that he could wrap fingers around it, no sweat. BUT the one he had in his hand right now, he could barely hold it. And Sasuke knew that Naruto couldn't grow THAT MUCH over one night or maybe less than a couple hours. He played with it, seen it more than 5 times and put it in his mouth. He of all people would know that wasn't Naruto's size. Which lead to a single conclusion..
There was only one person he knew that was bigger than him in THAT way was...Itachi. At this point Sasuke had his eyes open in clear view. Sadly, they were not the only pair of eyes open. Black eyes were greeted by red.
"Sasuke, that felt kinda good. Why'd you stop? You really have a neck for this stuff. Anyways..Naruto was right, you really are a pervert. And I would personally appreciate it if you would get your hand of my pants, you perv." Sasuke stared in shock as he looked at Naruto sleep peacefully on the other side of Itachi. Sasuke calmly removed his now-tainted hand out of his brothers pants.
Sasuke slowly got up from the bed and walked to the bathroom and closed the door. Itachi waited for what would happen next. The bipolar Uchiha took the time he was waiting to look at Naruto was continuing his dream.
"HAHHHHHHHHHHH!" An ear piercing scream was heard from the direction Sasuke was in. The girlish like scream echoed in the room the pair were in. Poor Naru. The blond jumped upwards like there was a firecracker that just popped under the bed. "WH-What happened?!" Naruto shouted as he clutched his shirt.
"Oh Nothing..Sasuke just found out he's a girl and just started his period." Itachi smiled as he lied to Naruto. "WHAT?!" Naruto dropped his mouth for a full minute. "But we-we..If Sasuke's a girl that means I-I was..Huh.." Naruto halted as Itachi laughed at him.
"You big meanie! You were lying to me weren't you? I don't want to talk to you anymore. Hmhp!" The blue eyed beauty crossed his arms and turned away from the person who was currently laughing at him.
"Gomen. Gomen. Your too cute..Sasuke is just having a moment right now. It would be better if you see him later and eat breakfast ." Naruto's adorable anger faded away as he took the others advice and left him.
"Fine. I hope he'll be alright." Naruto looked back behind him as he followed after Itachi. "Sasuke..Oh he will be okay. It's Sasuke."
"I guess your right." The questioning teen took a seat, "What are we having?" Naruto took the time to place his hands on his face as he waited. "What do you want?" Itachi looked at Naruto. "Rame-!"
"No Ramen. It's not healthy for you in the morning or any other time." Itachi almost had a mental breakdown as he stared at the cute pout in front of him. "Aww...Fine then surprise me." Naruto looked left as he heard sounds.
"Naru-Chan wanna hear a secret about Sasuke? It's something you can use later on." Itachi had an evil grin plastered onto his face. "Um, sure." Naruto was unsure if he wanted to hear. 'Well Itachi-Nii-Chan said that it would help me later. I guess that couldn't hurt.'
Itachi lean over to Naruto's ear to whisper his secret. Naruto was shocked at what he heard. "WHAT! H-how would you know that?" Naruto backed up from Sasuke's brother. "He won't let me touch it ever again and the first time I did I got hit really hard. Afterwards he couldn't even look me in the eye. So that must be true."
"What makes you think that I need to know that?" The evil grin has revived itself on Itachi. "BECAUSE YOUR CUTE! Not only that Sasuke likes you so he wouldn't mind." Two pairs of eyes were set dead on the person who came from downstairs. Well mostly one.
Sasuke had just came down stairs looking more pale than usual. "What's that smell? It-It smells like lemon and it's strong." The blond sniffed the air looking from in any direction to find that scent. "That's just me..I bleached my hand three times." Sasuke rose up his right hand. It was easy to tell that his hand was really pruny. 'Is it me or Sasuke seems like he's a zombie? I think its just me. Humm..' Naru-Chan it wasn't you.
"Why?" Naruto still was in his own little world. "Don't ask. Why are you still here? How long do you intend to stay anyway and ruin my day? Just looking at you makes me angry. Not only that how the hell did you get in here I made sure all the doors were locked?"
Itachi cracked two eggs into the frying pan, hiding his evil smile from his younger brother. "Little brother you did indeed lock all the doors but you didn't secure the windows. Anyone can sneak in you know? I extended my stay two weeks. So basicly a week after you go back to school. Not long at all. Right?"
"I honestly believe that your doing this on purpose, especially when your normal stay is two days."The younger Uchiha rolled he eyes and focused his energy on Naruto for now. The raven haired teen picked the other off the chair and sat down himself, leaving a pissed blond.
"Hey. What you do that for? he had enough time to finish his childish remark before Sasuke picked him up and placed Naruto back on his lap. "I'm running low on my touching Naruto meter." As corny as that was Naruto didn't reject and just went along with it.
Yes, Naruto's face was red since Sasuke kept squeezing his butt and legs in front of Itachi, he didn't mind much. After a moment of silence the three heard the echoing door bell. "Some one's at the door, Could you answer it Sasuke?" He could tell that Itachi wasn't asking when he said that. It was more like a nice way of ordering him around. Luckly he was saved.
"I'll get it Itachi-Nii-Chan." Naruto ran off to the front door. "Aww..How cute he calls me Itachi-Nii-Chan. Why can't you call me brother sometimes?" Itachi ended that remark with a childish whine.
"Because I hate you." Sasuke looked down. "Sasuke, That hurt. Telling your only immediate family member left that you hate them. That makes me sad inside." Itachi pulled out a tissue from absolutely no where and pretended to cry. "You'll be fine."
"Sauske you got visitors." Naruto said. The blond stood in front of the six that were behind him.
"Sasuke seems to never get my phone calls or show up at hang outs. So I thought that ALL of us would meet here instead. So we are here to stay for some hours, that is if it's okay with you Itachi?" A brunette told Sasuke about his reasoning for being there.
"Yeah. It's just fine with me. Sasuke never brings friends over here anymore and Naru-Chan can have people to play with. So good luck brother!" Itachi waved Sasuke off. "I swear, you make homocide and suicide sound fun." He mumbled when he left.
Sasuke gave his older brother a smug look. He knew that he didn't want anyone interfering with him and Naruto. 'Damn you. That bastard, he knew that I didn't want company. But now that I look into it I figured this would happen. He's right in a way but still a bastard.'
"Fine just wait in my room I be there in a minute." Sasuke moved his hand in a wafting like motion, telling the to go ahead. "Sasuke, you okay?" The angry yet calm younger Uchiha looked Itachi dead in the eyes. "I don't want to talk to you right now."
Sasuke left the kitchen without another word. Up the stairs he went, but as he reached the top a small voice was heard. "Sasuke, I can't come with you?" Naruto looked at Sasuke in a sad way. Sasuke to tell that he felt left out. Maybe it was because it was all of a sudden. "Who said that? Come'on Naruto." Naruto laughed and ran up the stairs, at the top he hugged Sasuke and went in his room.
The blacknette was not pleased to find everyone in his closet or at least staring into his closet while the brunette and his look alike went in it.
"What the hell are you doing going though my closet." Sasuke shouted. He scared everyone except his look alike, he must have went unoticed when he entered. "You know you have a lot of clothes that don't really seem like you if you ask me." the same guy before was still digging through his closet, even though Sasuke yelled at him.
'That's because there mine. Why are they looking at my clothes so wrong? That also means that Sasuke or Ita-Nii-Chan moved all my stuff into Sasuke's room. Well..that saves me the trouble of walking down the hall each day to change. And Sasuke looks kind of angry? Is he angry at them?' Naruto looked at Sasuke. He could easily see that the vein popping and his eye twitching.
"Sasuke are these. . . girl panties?" Sasuke's look a-like said as he held the black boy-cut under wear. 'Crap.' Sasuke thought to himself. Naruto is going to know that those were really for girls. That is if he paid attention.
"There's a whole lot more in here." The brunette yelled back. "I didn't know you were like that Sasuke." The male sitting on the floor said calmly. He had on harry potter glasses and a gray coat, though he was inside.
"Get out my stuff or I'll mess you up so bad that you will so fucking scared to closed your damned eyes." The brunette flinched as he put the underwear back in it's place and closed the door, all in little time. He could have swarn that he saw red in Sasuke's eyes.
Naruto would have said something about the underwear thing, but he didn't want to make Sasuke more mad then he already seemed so he kept his mouth shut. Besides, Naruto will get over it anyway. Did you know panties are pretty damn comfy. Yeah they are.