Truth or Dare with the Pack
Edward's POV
I don't have to be a mind reader to know Emmet's exact thoughts, but…I am so I heard exactly what I knew he would think. 'Oh shit! Why me? Why god why? I'm going to die!'
Emmet's POV
Oh shit! Why god why? I'm going to die!, I thought. I decided to chicken out. God only knows what he would make me do.
"Truuuuth" replied, dragging out the word, warily. No doubt scared shitless right about now.
"Damn" Edward muttered almost too low for me to hear. He started to think hard for a few moments before continuing.
"Okay. Have you ever had any feelings for anyone else, while you were together with Rosalie?"
"Pssh. Hell no! What kind of guy do you think I am?"
"Emmet-" I cut off Edward.
"She's only the most beautiful woman I've ever-" Damn that asshole cut me off this time.
"I said-" Well I can't fix that. No one cuts me off. Stupid bastard.
"I know what you said. Let me finish and get this through your head. I could never love any other girl that Rosalie-"
"Can I-"
"She's too breathtakingly gorgeous, I mean-"
"EMMET WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! CAN'T YOU TELL EDWARD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! JEEZE!" I was shocked that this came from little itty bitty, teensy weensy-
"Emmet she's not that small" Edward interrupted my thought, clearly defending Bella.
"Okay, okay, whatever you say man" I put my hands up in defense. –Bella, I finished my thought and left it there. He glared at me while everyone laughed.
"Alright. As I said before, I said anyone else as in not meaning only females" Uh-oh… could practically see it on my own face.
"So you're telling me you're gay? EW I'm married to a gay guy! (A/N no offense but you'd probably act like that too if you were straight and you found out your lover was gay this whole time) Could my life get any worse-" Rosalie started rambling on until I cut her off.
"NO! I'm not gay! What are you talking about Edward? Sheesh this-" damn bastard cut me off again.
"Then-" HA! I can do the same thing Eddiepoo, I thought to him.
"He's half telling the truth" Jasper added in. Damn his power.
"WHAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?!?" Rosalie screeched.
"Hey, maybe you have a chance with him" I heard Paul whisper to Jared, pointing his thumb in my direction. I don't think it was for me to hear, but I did. I glared at them when they both looked my way and then said,
"HELL NO! I HEARD THAT! TOUCH ME AND YOUR DEAD! SCREW THE TREATY! I-" I got cut off and was held back by my damn brothers because by now I was heading towards them with my hands reaching for their necks.
"So what the hell is up? Huh Emmett?" Rosalie pressed on. The stupid dogs just snickered at me and I glared hard.
"What's up is that he used to have a liking for some football player a couple years ago so…I guess you could call him bi" Edward answered before I could make up some excuse. I hate my family. If I could blush I would be as red as Bella EVER was and let me tell you, she can get really red sometimes.
"What?!?! NO! That's a lie!"
"No it's not" Jasper responded.
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not" Edward repeated this time.
"Yes!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No it's not, remember?" he pointed to his temple reminding me that he can read my mind. Damn you, and your stupid power, I thought to him. He just chuckled while I glared.
"Okay fine! It was one time! After that I never liked anyone else. Guys included" I grimaced. Everybody burst out laughing while Rosalie stared at me shocked and appalled.
"OMG" Bella managed to get out between laughs.
"You! Your bi OMG HAHA! I can't believe I didn't notice this before!" Jasper said trying to calm himself but even his powers weren't able to help.
"I'M NOT ANYMORE! IT WAS ONE TIME! UGH!" I was getting pissed and anger was taking over embarrassment.
"WHAT?!?! OMG I CAN'T- YOU- AHHHHH!!" Rosalie finally just broke down and started sobbing when she came out of her shocked/horrified state.
A calm spread and I gave a thankful glance at Jasper when Rosalie stopped sobbing and got up but still holding he face in her hands.
"Come on Rose" I said holding her.
"How long did this happen?" she asked with venom.
"Well...err…uh…5 years ago" I whispered, "but after that I never even had one…glance at another…person and I'm perfectly straight after lots of banging my head against rocks for two days straight" I quickly added in, which was true. I freaked out and didn't know what else to do.
"Fine" she huffed. "But if you even look at another person, I'm not going to be a vegetarian any longer" thank god. That, I can handle. I grinned at her and hugged her, picking her up off the ground.
"AHHHHHHHH EMMET PUT ME DOWN!" I did as I was told, smiling.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So that's why you were out 'hunting' for so long" Alice all of a sudden said out of nowhere, making air quotes in the air.
"So…I was wondering-" Jared got cut off when Rosalie punched him in the face. Everyone burst out laughing, except for Rosalie who looked at her hand disgusted.
"Bella?" she asked. Bella was on the ground clutching her stomach and gave her the Windex bottle. Seriously. Where the hell does she keep that? I mean she wasn't holding it in the first place and her pockets aren't big enough to fit it- actually, I don't even want to know.
"I'd say that broke the treaty" Sam got out somehow even though he himself was on the ground in hysterics, "but he deserved that" and he starting rolling after that.
When everyone stopped laughing I remembered it was my turn. Mwahahaha-
"Can you stop that? It's kind of creeping me out" Edward interrupted my thought, again. I glared at him.
"Fine. Anyway it's my turn. Hmmmm… who should I pick?"
Just then Bella started yawning.
"I think he should end it now, for today. Bella needs her sleep and its getting late" Edward picked her up and was carrying her to his car.
"HEY! NO FAIR! BRING HER BACK HERE! IT'S MY TURN DAMMIT!" I shouted, running after him. Before he even noticed, I snatched Bella and started running back.
"HEY! GIV ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND!" Edward yelled back at me when he noticed his empty arms. Unfortunately, when I got back to the front of the house, Edward caught up to me and grabbed her back. Damnit!
I ran back after him when he put her in the passenger seat. When he went to the driver side, I snatched her and ran for dear life. I looked back at him and hollered to him,
"HA! I'VE GOT HER NANANANANA HAHAHA- what the?" I looked back down and she was gone. Then I looked at Edward but he didn't have her either. Then I heard Bella protesting,
"Hey! Put me down! I do have legs you know?" Wait how did he…? "Jeeze it's like they think I'm disabled" she muttered.
I looked ahead and Jacob, who was smirking at us, had her. Damn, there's another bastard pissing me off. Just then, both me and Edward lunged at him top speed.
"Uh-oh…" Jacob got out before we both tackled him to the ground. He groaned and Bella somehow was standing behind us, unscathed and laughing at us.
"You guys are just too funny" After that she just walked herself over to the Volvo still giggling along the way.
"Yeah it's getting late. I think we should head home" Sam said. Son of a bitch.
"Fine!" I huffed. "But we're continuing this tomorrow whether you like it or not!" I added in.
"Fine" everyone agreed and left for home, or in my family's case, walked into the house.
I updated! YAY! Loll. FINALLY, right? I was kinda busy with water fights, pranking people for fun, going out to wherever, and sitting around being the lazy person I am. O wellz. Just wanted to say thanks to angelpinkgal for giving me ideas and what Alice is going to pick next along with ideas for truths or dares cuz shes the last one who hasn't gone yet. I wanna vote tho and you getta pick after she goes
I end this and start a new story kinda like a sequel only they do other stuff (pack included) for when their bored one day like…iunno…with water fights, tag, spin the bottle (ouu lala haha), twister, life, monopoly, etc
I continue on with the cycle
I just end this story and iunno what else I'm gonna do with my life jkz but I won't know what else to right
Vote and tell me what Alice should choose but give me and idea of what truth question or dare she should do.
Until…whenever I feel like updating
Buh-bye :)