Finally hit the halfway mark for this too! I'd like to thank Happygirl122, jerina3333, kelkel153, Me The Awesome, XxKimiChanxX, Mars, Alyx1373, Vicky, FaeTheDevoutScholar, Andrew, AzuMaria, you-probably-don't-know-who, thelittlelostbrain, Lidsworth, and RavenOfLiterature for the reviews, and Killer Bunny of SCIENCE for the frankly impressive rant.

By the way, RavenOfLiterature, I believe he's planning on doing Star Wars next. Unfortunately, there's a chance I won't commentate that one, since I don't know jack about Star Wars.

Everything in bold italics in this chapter is My Immortal quotes.

This chapter will be from Draco`s point of view: This should be good.

After being baptised by Michael, who is one of the best person I know, other than Jesus Christ of his my best friend ever. Michael? You just met him and he's your best friend? How lonely are you? After coming up from the waters I feud new purpose in life, which was to live a true Christian life, and be god, In the eyes of many of the fangirls, you already are. and worship our lord and savior Jesus Christ of Narrative. When Jerry had come over from the holey United States of America he had be turned into a prayer warrior so that I could spread the Gospel throughout England, and teach the evilness that is Anglicanism. Anglicanism is a branch of Christianity, Tommy-boy.

And at that meeting I saw a very pretty grill, A grill? Did it have any burgers on it? with blonde hair The grill had hair? and golden white skin. I have pale white skin Her hair was tied back in a Christian manner, and she man sure that she was not taller than any man. Even Collin Creevey? She probably crawled around… She wore a green dress still St. Patrick's day that didn't show her knees. Her eyes were limpid blue, …and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and she did not ware any lipstick.

"Hello" I said.

"Hello" she said.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

"Want to go out" I asked.

"Yes" she said.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

"Let's go to a Christian rock concert which happen tomorrow. Jars of Clay are planning in the nearby town of Portsmouth. Want to go with me?" I assed her. To quote Michelle from Full House, "How rude!"

"Jars of Clay are my favorite, of course I will go with you" she said. "By the way, my name is Ebony." He doesn't know her name and he's asking her out? Where has normalcy gone?

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

And so I met her the next day and we went to the convert. (geddit cuz he's "Christian") Family Force Five were the support act. And we need to know this, why? While in the care of whom? we read verses from the Bible, and Jerry, Mary and Hadgrid came with us, so they helped us read the Bible You can't read by yourself? and analyse it, and proof that it is true.

We then came to the convert, we sat down, for moshing was satanic, Not to mention, you can't mosh to Christian rock. It's impossible. I've tried. and no one did it. We listened to Family Force Five play, sitting quietly like good little children? and then we waited for Jars of Clay to come on stag. They were going to come in on Harry's Patronous? So we read more of the bible. And then Jars of Clay. You read the bible and then Jars of Clay? I didn't know it was a book. I noticed Ebony varying.

We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

"What is wrong" I asked jerk

"Dan Haseltine is cutch a good singer, but he is not as hot as you" she said. She then kissed by in a Christian way. Really? Ginny's not allowed to pat Michael on the back, but Ebony's allowed to have a tongue-fest with Draco? And then we went to Hagrid`s hut after the convert Concert. It's spelled C-O-N-C-E-R-T. and read some of the Bible. And then we kissed even more for I loved her very much, but we didn't do anything more than that, you sicko. …only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko And then we went back to the school and I went to bed.

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

A short chapter, whoop-dee-doo.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait until I get to Evil Gods Part 2. Spelling mistakes abound!