A/N I am UBER sorry it took me so long to update! I wish I had a better excuse than having writers block! But I seriously couldn't think of anything except what will happen on Monday at school. I wanted to thank all my reviewers who encourage me to write. Oh and did ANYONE catch that the last song in chapter 9 was called Break? Ironic maybe? Oh, R&R
Disclaimer: Today I have no one special to do the disclaimer, just me! I own nothing! Except Mason! XD
Rachel POV
This date has been amazing! Its only noon and Rachel is having a blast!
"Rachel?" she hadn't really been paying attention to his story but heard her name and answered,
"Yeah? Oh, I'm sorry Mason! I'm just a little out of it."
"Rachel, what about the break thing? I thought you were going to forget about Puck and Finn?" Mason was just trying to help Rachel but at the moment his voice was annoying her.
"Your right! I'm sorry. So, um… when are you coming back to school?"
"I go back Monday. And, I was hoping I could be in Glee Club with you." Was Mason's reply.
"We already had auditions for Glee. But I'm sure I can pull some strings and Mr. Shue will be thrilled to have you!" And Rachel went into her major plans for the glee club.
The day went on without a problem and they both had a great time. By seven Mason had agreed to pick Rachel up for school Monday and they had a date for the following Friday.
Mason dropped her off in front of her house and kissed her goodnight at just after ten.
Rachel ran up to the door and waved goodbye after she stepped inside. She set her keys down on the table just inside the door and flipped on the light.
"Ah!" Rachel jumped seeing what she did.
"Holy crap! What are you two DOING here?"
Finn and Noah didn't speak they just stared at her. After a few moments of silence Noah broke the silence,
"We just wanted to make sure he followed the rules" but then Finn cut in,
"And we had to make sure you came home at a reasonable time!"
"Who are you two her mothers?" Brittany just came out of the bathroom and was scolding the boys, "How was it? Did you have fun? What did you do? When's he coming back to school?"
Rachel just giggled and answered, "great, yes, we went to the Karaoke Diner and he sang to me! He sang one of my favorite songs! Break by Three Days Grace… I'll tell you 'bout it later. And he's coming back Monday, and he's picking us up for school that day."
Rachel had fibbed a little bit but she wanted Brittany to go with them. Brittany kept interrogating with the boys looking over her shoulder at Rachel. Rachel finished answering Brittany's questions and looked at two of her favorite boys.
"What's wrong guys? I had fun! And he followed your stupid rules!" Rachel was really starting to get upset with the two for being so stupid.
"So, he didn't kiss you?" Finn said just loud enough for them all to hear.
"Um, she didn't say that!" Brittany stepped in before Rachel exploded from embarrassment. "Besides its not any of YOUR business!"
"Can I cut in?" Rachel muttered, "I really don't want to stay here, can we go to one of your houses to stay the night?" Rachel just didn't want to go sleep by herself since she fell asleep with Noah the night before.
"WAIT! I have a freaking amazing idea!" Noah practically yelled it and he didn't cuss! Rachel was proud of him! "We should go to Wal-Mart!"
Rachel and Brittany exchanged a glance and then burst into laughter.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha! Noah! Why the heck should we do that?" Rachel finally sputtered out.
"Because," Noah seemed offended, "we are going to play a game." He had exchanged a glance with Finn who seemed like he understood.
"What game Puckerman?" Brittany demanded
"Wait until everyone gets here, and I'll tell you!" Noah answered. Rachel just thought they were funny. She giggled and ran upstairs dragging Brittany with her.
"What do you think we're going to do?" Brittany asked after they reached her room.
"I'm not sure but I'm gonna change! You wanna borrow some sweats?" Brittany just nodded her head to answer.
The girls were just putting their hair into pony tales when the doorbell rang.
"Who's that?" Rachel asked. Brittany shrugged and bent down indicating Rachel should jump on and they ran down the stairs; piggy-back style.
"Hey!" Rachel looked at the people sitting on the couch and jumped off of Brittany's back. "Um, What are you guys doing here?"
Kurt sitting on the couch answered, "That's what I want to know! Puck called us and told us to come over!"
"Us?" and the doorbell rang again. Great! Rachel ran to answer the door. She opened the door and saw Artie in the front with Quinn, Tina, Santana, Mike, and Matt behind him. And since Mercedes came with Kurt the entire Glee Club was here.
"Hey guys!" Rachel muttered as everyone sat down in her living room. "NOAH!" He came into the living room with Rachel's black with rhinestones top hat, which had paper in it.
"What are we here for? You interrupted my beauty sleep white boy!" well I suppose you all know Mercedes said that! XD
"I'll tell you after you draw names! Mercedes you first! Then we'll go around the circle." He handed the hat to Mercedes and said, "Don't announce it until everyone's got theirs. Oh and only the ladies pick!"
"Oh and Kurt, you don't count as a girl!" Finn said loudly. Hahaha dorks!
It got passed around and finally when Brittany got one Noah said, ''Okay, Mercedes. Who do you have?"
"Artie"
"Kurt" Santana
"Matt" Quinn
"Mike" Tina
"Noah" Rachel
"Finn" Brittany (I swear I drew names! It was all random!)
Noah was trying to hide his smile but Rachel was panicking! 'I can't be with him! Uh oh!'
"Ok, everyone go sit with your partner." Once everyone was sitting with their partner and Quinn was sending daggers towards Britt; Noah continued, "Everyone is going to get a list of things that they have to do. It won't be the same! You must video each thing you do. First ones back win! And the prize is awesome!"
Rachel looked at Noah and thought to herself this will be totally fun! But just as she was about to ask what the list was when Finn handed her a piece of paper.
The list was kind of funny! And it said,
1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Go up and down the halls dancing and singing a Miley Cyrus song
11. Go up and down the most populated isles looking at random things and screaming "WOW! That's a low price!" and throwing the item in your basket! (Have you ever seen that Staples commercial? Its so freaking funny! I have a link to it on my page!)
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
Rachel was about to pee her pants! Hahaha this is TOO funny! This is going to be FUN! Rachel looked around the room and saw others laughing too. She then looked up at Noah and he yelled "GO!" picked Rachel up and ran out to his truck!
"What the heck?" Rachel demanded
"I want to win! The prize really is awesome!" Noah replied as he drove down the long rode to Wal-Mart. "What does the list say? Finn did it all."
As she read the list to him he laughed as hard as she did.
"Dude! This is gonna be funny!"
They were still laughing when he pulled in and parked. Rachel jumped put before he could open her door and ran into the store with him following close behind.
"Ok lets start from the top!" Rachel stole the paper out of Noah's hand and pulled him to the clocks.
Noah pulled out his phone and gave it to Rachel.
"Record me doing this" and she did as he said. It wasn't all that funny right now, but it was on the list.
"Check" she said this as she checked it off her list. Moving onto the next thing she took his hand and ran to the bathroom. She had grabbed some tomato sauce before she left and gave Noah back his phone.
"Action"
With a sigh and a giggle she poured the sauce starting at the men's bathroom heading towards the women's.
"Brilliant!"
"Haha you are such a dumbtard!" (Yes he's a dumb retard! My friend Aaqila taught me that!) Noah looked insulted but grabbed her hand and ran towards the front.
"Code 3?" Rachel questioned and Noah answered with a shrug. He walked up to a young girl who Rachel thought went to their school and he spoke, his voice liquid ice.
"We have a code three in the house wares." He said it like a normal worker not panicked but nonchalant. The young blonds' eyes got big and she picked up the intercom and said clearly,
"We have a code 3 in the house wares!" when no one did anything she looked back expecting to see Noah, Rachel and Noah had already left. "Shit!"
"hahahahaha! You were amazing! We got that all on video! Can you say youtube?" Rachel muttered.
"Yes, I can! Youtube! HA!! Noah laughed back, "Oh and thanks! Your turn!" and he grabbed her waist and picked her up and threw her over his shoulder and ran towards the service desk grabbing a bag of M&M's on the way.
"Excuse me ma'am. Can I put this on layaway?" Rachel was videoing this from his shoulder. What she didn't realize was that he was referring to her!
"NOAH! I am NOT going to be put on layaway!" She was laughing while she said it.
"You two make a lovely couple." The woman said. Rachel was about to correct her but Noah spoke before she could.
"Thanks. But I really want to put this on layaway." He offered the M&Ms' to the woman.
"Um… I don't know that I can do that." The woman seemed unsure
"Why not?" Noah was being so for real! Rachel almost believed him.
"Um… let me talk to the manager" and the woman went over to an older man and spoke in whispers to him.
"I can take that. What's your name sweetie?" The woman took the M&M's and a pen to right down his name.
"I'm Mason Anders. Next time I come here, please deliver them to me!" Did he really just say Mason? Huh.
"Thanks!" Rachel said still laying on top of Noah's shoulder.
"!" Was all Rachel heard from Noah after he dropped her in a basket.
"Why did you say you were Mason?"
"Cause it makes him sound stupid!" Noah replied.
"Why am I in a basket?" Rachel asked the question just as she saw Finn and Brittany redressing a mannequin!
"What the hell?" Puck yelled over to them and their only reply was fits of laughter!
Rachel was reading the list and saw the next thing on the list was to move a "caution wet floor" sign to a carpeted section.
"Hey, Noah! Go get a "caution wet floor" sign from the bathroom! And then put it in the middle of the women's underwear."
"It doesn't say I have to put it there!"
"No! But it'll be funny!" What's sad is he actually did it! While he was placing it in the underwear, Rachel had gotten out and pulled out a HUGE bra and walked up behind him. She tapped on his shoulder and just as he turned around she shoved it in his face!
"What the-?"
"! You are such a loser!"
"Oh yeah?" and he started tickling her sides and she started wriggling and ran to the cart. She jumped in and yelled,
"GO!" with a chuckle he did as she said.
He turned around and headed towards the camping stuff, where a tent was already up. Lucky us!
"Get in there!" Noah murmured in her ear. He helped her out and started recording just after she was in.
They both heard footsteps and she poked her head out not really looking and said in a freaky voice,
"I'll let you in if you get me some pillows from the bedding department!" Rachel heard laughter from Noah but looked at the man she just spoke to and he asked,
"Rachel?" CRAP! Its Mason! I'm gonna hide… yeah hide! And she ducked back into the tent.
"Yo Anders! I think you should go up to the service area, I think they had something for you!" There was no reply and Rachel crawled out of the tent.
"That was priceless!" Noah just couldn't stop laughing and Rachel was just about to smack him playfully when a sales person came up to them.
"Can I help you?"
"NO! Why don't you people just leave me alone?" Rachel screamed making tears fall down her face. The man looked slightly scared and he left her alone.
"Dude! You are lucky I never stopped recording!" Noah stuttered
"Yeah, lets go look at some guns." They walked a isle over and saw the same man behind the counter. "I got this one" was all Rachel said as she walked up to the man.
"Excuse me," hearing her voice the man jumped.
"Ye-yes?"
"Can I look at that gun right there?" He looked at her like she was crazy and pulled out the small gun. Rachel made it look like she was pondering something but then she spoke.
"Before I buy this, can you tell me where the antidepressants are?" the man looked utterly freaked and pointed towards the section.
Setting the gun down Rachel said thank you and walked in that general direction.
"You are amazing! How do you do that?" Noah asked bewildered
"Magic!"
"There's a security camera right here! Pick your nose!" He didn't even ask, he just handed her the camera and did as she said.
"Oh yeah! Work it!" she was seriously impressed, not!
She looked at her phone and realized it was midnight! Haha this is SO fun!
"Miley song! Which one?" Rachel asked her partner
"I don't know! Do I look like I know any of her songs?"
"I bet you do!"
He sighed but muttered, "Party in the USA, as long as you shake what you got!"
She smacked his chest but started singing. She was going all out dancing around and over Noah. She pulled him into the most populated isle around, the electronics. Where someone was playing with their itouch.
The song's music came through the ipod and Rachel began singing louder dancing funnier! The last note ended and Rachel bowed as the nerds clapped and cheered!
"Thanks" was all she muttered
"Oh! Haha I call dibs on the next one!" Noah told Rachel quietly
"Why?"
"Have you not seen that Staples commercial? That's where Finn got it! Come on!" He dragged her to the food section, picking their basket back up as he went.
"Observe" and just after she said action he yelled SUPER loud,
"WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" and he threw the ham in the basket
"WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" and he kept doing the same thing until the basket was completely full!
He did it once more to get it out of his system and finally got yelled at on the intercom. Rachel saw it as an opportunity to check another thing off the list.
She dropped down to the ground after throwing the camera at Noah and cowered.
"NO! NO! Its those voices again!" and she screamed it loud! Like as loud as Noah had been yelling! They got yelled at again on the intercom and Noah yelled,
"PISS OFF!" Noah. Ah…
"Lets go." And they just left the basket.
Once they got to the women's section, Rachel and Noah both went to hide in some clothes. A person came up to Rachel and Rachel said in a high-pitched voice,
"Pick me! Pick me!" and then she heard Noah's deeper voice say the same thing. The woman didn't seem shocked she just pushed the clothes aside. ITS KURT!
"Kurt?"
"Rachel! Puck! Stop being so stupid!" and he turned and ran towards Santana who was riding a bike.
"We're stupid?" was Noah's question!
"Haha! We are almost done! Off to the dressing rooms!"
Noah was very interested in this one. So he walked into the dressing room, waited about five minutes and yelled,
"There's no toilet paper in here!" Rachel already grabbed some and walked over to the dressing room and gave it to him.
"Look before you sit!" a few moments later he came out of the bathroom and took Rachel's hand. Walking over the lady in charge over there he muttered,
"Those stalls need more tp!" dorkwad!
"Last one! Lets go Pokémon!" Rachel declared
"I never did like them."
"Liar! I remember! You were seven and had every card!"
"Not every card!"
"See?"
"hmph"
"You can do this one!" ;D (I love Pokémon! Its so pimp! I used to have a bunch of cards!)
"Fine" and with a huff he grabbed a small ball and rolled it on the ground screaming, "Go Pikachu! GO!" They were laughing so hard they didn't hear the manager come up behind them.
"GET OUT!" scary, "You two have caused enough problems! OUT!" pushy! Rachel decided it was best to leave and grabbed Noah's hand and pulled him outside to his car.
"That was SO much fun!" Rachel exclaimed
"Yeah, let's beat them all back!" and he gunned it! They were home in five minutes! That's fast! They walked in the door just about a minute before Finn and Brittany. Who were followed by Mercedes and Artie, who had taken Artie's dad's van. Matt and Quinn came in after them but just before Kurt and Santana. And last was Tina and Mike.
"WE WON!" Rachel screamed after everyone came in. And she hugged Noah, when he tried to kiss her she pulled away and asked, "What's the prize?"
Noah didn't answer he just went into the kitchen and opened the freezer and there sat two Dairy Queen cups.
"DAIRY QUEEN?!?!!" Rachel yelled, "Is it my favorite?"
"Yes!" and she took the larger of the cups and started scarfing it down. This made her remember her first date with Noah…
They were 14 and it wasn't really a date. If it were it was horrible! And amazing. Noah had decided he wanted to take Rachel out, so they walked to the nearest Dairy Queen. It was her favorite restaurant and he knew it. But her favorite drink wasn't on the menu anymore and she hadn't had it in years! He had her sit down as he got her a drink and he sat back down and gave her the drink. It was not what she ordered. "Shut up and eat it!" and that was before she said something. She took a bite and her eyes got HUGE as soon as she realized what it was. "HEAVEN IN A CUP!" he looked at her and muttered, "Yes, it's a thin mint blast!" and that was the greatest date she ever had. And she hasn't had one since.
Noah muttered four words that made Rachel know he loved her and remembered their first date, "Heaven in a cup"
A/N hahah! This took me forever to write! Since its uber long I thought it would help you forgive me for not updating! This was ten pages on Microsoft! That's a lot! Haha Whatcha think? I'm proud of it! Hahaha and yes I really do call thin mint blasts 'heaven in a cup'! I can't decide if I wanna do a Brittany POV on this or not. Lemme know what you think! As always, review!
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