This was updated as part of Writing Spree Day, a day devoted to updating your fics or writing new ones. Apparently, this was only my third contribution to the day, and now that the day is almost over here in Ireland it is apparent that this hasn't been a successful Writing Spree Day for me. Well it's still a Hell of a lot better than nothing. Anyway, enjoy!


That night Alejandro was helping Cody brush his teeth. Cody didn't need the help, and he certainly didn't want it either. But Alejandro ignored him. He squirted too much toothpaste onto the toothbrush and rubbed the toothbrush against Cody's teeth too vigorously it was slightly painful. It was much better than having Duncan brush Cody's teeth for him. Cody remembers how last night Duncan brushed Cody's teeth and Duncan was twice as rough as Alejandro. Plus, Duncan used twice as much toothpaste, so it stung Cody's mouth. Still, Cody wanted to do it himself. He knew how to brush. What's worse is that Alejandro was teaching Cody how to brush, as if he thought Cody didn't know that despite his age. What was the point in that anyway, considering that Alejandro and Duncan were going to keep brushing Cody's teeth in future?

"Thirsty?" Alejandro asked Cody when he was done with Cody's teeth. Without waiting for an answer, Alejandro picked Cody up and carried him downstairs to get him some water. Instead of leaving Cody in the cot and returning with the drink. What's worse is that Alejandro was only wearing his boxers. That was it. Nothing more. Nothing less (thankfully!). To say that this made Cody extremely uncomfortable would be a terrible understatement, but Alejandro took no notice (or at least chose not to notice).

Anyway, Alejandro carried Cody downstairs to the kitchen where Duncan was sitting at the table reading something. Like Alejandro, Duncan was also wearing only boxers. Yet, that didn't stop Alejandro from going up to Duncan and saying:

"Here, take Cody while I fill him a glass of water."

"Sure thing, babe," Duncan smiled, pulling Cody onto his lap. His bare, hairy lap. Also, his legs looked longer when the delinquent was not wearing pants. Alejandro had commented on that far too many times opposite Cody, even while Cody was sitting on Duncan. Anyway, while Cody was sitting there in a position that was almost too awkward for him to handle, he noticed that Duncan was reading a porno magazine. Worse, that porno magazine happened to be all about Duncan.

True, it did make sense since Alejandra didn't care about what Duncan was reading. But seriously! Duncan was getting horny over a magazine about himself! Who does that kind of thing?! While Duncan was very popular among Total Drama's fanbase, especially the horny fans, but why would Duncan be jerking off to himself at night?! Cody hoped that wasn't the case.

Cody also hoped that Duncan would stop bouncing the leg Cody was on up and down because that too was making Cody uncomfortable. It felt like being on a superfast roller coaster with far too many twists and turns for it to be considered safe for the public to use and seats that were lumpy and bumpy to a point where it was hard for the users to sit still. Cody decided not to bother ask Duncan to stop because chances are Duncan was going to continue anyway or bounce his leg at a faster pace. Duncan also had the magazine open on a page where there were two Duncan's; one sodomising the other, making poor Cody feel nauseated.

Eventually, Alejandro returned with the glass of water. Took him long enough, Cody thought. Before Cody could take the glass, Alejandro handed the glass to Duncan instead. Duncan held the glass as he tipped the rim towards Cody's mouth. This annoyed Cody greatly because he is fully capable of holding a glass himself. But he knew there was no point in arguing.

"Now remember Cody, only drink in small sips," Alejandro lectured. Normally, Cody took gulps when drinking, but knowing Duncan was going to take the drink from Cody if he did take gulps, Cody sighed and took sips from the glass. When he was done, Alejandro refilled the glass in case Cody needed more during the night.

"I'll bring him up," said Duncan, closing his magazine. He rose up from his chair and carried Cody upstairs to the master bedroom. Alejandro followed after them with the water. He left the water at a corner of the room so that the glass would be less likely to tip over. Duncan placed Cody into the cot and Alejandro tucked him in. The two continued to stand over him, however, staring at the geek.

Then they sang a lullaby in unison.

Actually, it wasn't a lullaby. They were singing Wiener Blut by Rammstein to Cody. In fact, they were singing an English translating of the song, which made it all the more disturbing. Worse, Duncan and Alejandro replaced all the feminine pronouns with masculine ones to make the 'lullaby' more relevant to Cody's dire situation. Duncan even had an instrumental version of the song on his phone for added special effects, and had his phone turned up to the highest possible volume. Cody wasn't sure whether his kidnappers were deliberately trying to screw with Cody's mind or were simply terrible at singing lullabies, but one thing's for certain, Cody was definitely going to have more trouble sleeping to night than he did any other night since the start of his captivity put together.


There and done! And listen to Wiener Blut if you are truly daring for more twisted content. Watch the music video, and also watch a video of the song on YouTube where there are lyrics translated onto English. The song is just downright crazy, just like the band Rammstein. They have written plenty of twisted songs and I guess you can say that their songs may have influenced my writing. Their songs have definitely influenced the writing of one of my favourite authors on the Happy Tree Friends fandom, deadliving. Not sure when the next chapter will be up, but I can guarantee I will have it up ASAP.

Until next time!