Things you'll never hear on X-men evolution.
Storm: "sigh" I'm so board of growing these tropical plants, I think I might grow some leeks and potatoes.
Professor X: I'm afraid we can't afford the designer spandex uniforms we're just going to have to get the new ones from Ann Summers.
Kurt: Awwww professor you're so stingy with lunch money!
Professor X: Ooooh ok Kurt you can have this £50.
Apocalypse: Actually strictly speaking I'm not invincible that was just advertising!
Professor X: Ok kids lets just have take-away.
Anyone: Hey Apocalypse! Don't you want some mouth reduction surgery.
Wanda: Actually my hair is blonde; I just dye it black to stop people thinking I'm related to that Pietro.
Juggernaut: I am really just a little girl in a massive suit!
Any X-team member: Why are wearing all this spandex, have we no shame?