Me: HI HI HI! THANK YOU, everyone that reviewed! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS! And bluesroyalty98, heehee...maybe I could put a character in to battle- SO NINJA!- with the chick twins over Hika and Kao. Oh, and my favorite host is DEFINITELY Kaoru Hitachiin :D And yeah, I was thinking of having Renge fight to try to win Kyouya's affections, but, sorry, I don't think Mori will be getting it on with Maiko...gomen ne :( Oh yes, OHSHC still doesn't belong to me...sadly...
Hikaru: I'm alone in a room, with a girl... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Me: *looks unamused* Yeah, yeah, you cocky boy. You're not too smooth in this chapter...haha *bursts into giggles* Your...ears...
Kaoru: D*MN YOU, STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE!
Me: Um...we're not really...
Kaoru: I DON'T GIVE A $%#*^&%! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Hikaru: He's grumpy :)
Me: NO, Hikaru, I HADN'T NOTICED.
Hikaru: *says proudly* Yay! Then I'm glad I told you!
Me: So...dense...
Hikaru: *snaps awake* AHHHHH! You rewired my brain! I would never say all that dense stuff- ehehe, 'cept maybe the pervy line- cuz that's Tono's job!
Tamaki: *breaks away from Haruhi's embrace* HEY!
*tackles Hikaru, and they start screaming*
Kaoru: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Me: *crawls into Tama's corner of woe to hide from great fury of Kaoru's wrath and whispers* REVIEW! PLEASE!
Hikaru looked up at the girl on top of him. She looked positively frightened. Actually, he was scared too. Not because a girl was on top of him, but because he was terrified his heart would burst out of his chest. It thrummed rapidly, so loud he was sure Izumi could hear it. Why wasn't she getting off of him? Not that he disliked it…but still. He could feel his ears starting to turn pink. He clenched his jaw. What had happened to the cocky king of sexual harassment he used to be? The one who, with his twin, licked cream off Haruhi's cheek, without the slightest trace of embarrassment? He knew he couldn't fight it- even after just meeting a week ago, he was falling in love with her. But wasn't this too soon? After all, he had just gotten over Haruhi a month or two back. And Kaoru would definitely tease him. An idea popped into his head. If Kaoru asked, he would just say it was a secret game to see if he could make Izumi fall for him. Hikaru nodded to himself. That would work. Kaoru loved games. Hikaru was immersed in his thoughts for a while before remembering he was under the girl he had somehow come to love. He regained his confidence and flipped himself out from under her so that he was now on his hands and knees above her. A lock of black hair tumbled over her eyes, and he brushed it away. Taking her wide-eyed face in his hands, he leaned forward and did something he'd wanted to do ever since he'd laid eyes on her. He kissed her.
Aiko pointedly ignored the little boy (Ehehehehe...not really) in front of her. He scarfed down cake after cake and tried to feed some to Usa-chan, smearing frosting all over the stuffed animal's face. Aiko turned back to her lemon raspberry cupcake as Honey looked up from his fifth cake. He looked at Aiko, who turned to look at the handsome cashier, while still munching on her cupcake. He felt a surge of something akin to anger- almost, not quite though…he had no idea what it was (So dense...IT'S CALLED JEALOUSY, HONEY) - run through his veins. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw three shady-looking guys approaching their table. While passing their table, the guys glanced at Honey, and then completely disregarded him. Honey sighed. He knew he probably didn't look like much of a threat. He fell back into his seat, playing with his spoon. Suddenly, he jerked up from his seat. The three guys were surrounding Aiko.
"C'mon, come play with us," the first guy, running a hand through his bleached hair, said with a perverted leer.
"Let your big brothers show you how to play," the second one, in baggy clothes and a backwards baseball cap, smirked.
Aiko struggled as the three guys placed their hands on her. Honey stood up on his seat and glared at them. Where the heck was the cashier? Probably on break. And none of the other customers of the cake shop seemed eager to help.
"Let go of her," Honey growled with a venomous glare.
The three guys looked up from Aiko and sniggered.
"Well, aren't you a tough one, pretty boy," the second one said as the third grinned lecherously.
They started to laugh cockily. Suddenly, they were interrupted by a very sudden shriek from Aiko.
"Shut up! Let go of me, b*stards!" she yelled, squarely kicking one in the face.
He fell, but the other two paid him no heed.
"You'd rather stay with him? He's hugging a bunny!" the third one snickered. "You wike your pwoh wittle bunny?"
Honey kicked his jaw in and slammed him into a wall, and the guy hit a table as he collapsed.
"Actually, I would rather stay with him," Aiko said coolly, with a level stare at the last one standing.
Honey looked at her, surprised. Suddenly, Aiko's eyes narrowed into a glare as she leapt at the last guy.
"So, for challenging me and making me MAD, I'm gonna KILL you!" she yelled furiously, roundhouse kicking him down and jumping repeatedly on his head.
Honey grabbed one of his precious cakes and whipped it at the last guy, as Aiko did the same with a cupcake. They grinned at the moaning group of perverts on the ground, and Honey turned to smile at Aiko.
"Let's go, Ai-chan, we're gonna be late," he grinned, as he grabbed her hand in one of his and Usa-chan in the other, and led her out of the store.
"My hero," she smiled, and pecked him on the cheek, ignoring the bewildered cashier who had just returned from his break.
Honey beamed adorably, and, with joined hands, they ran back to class.
Kaoru kicked the wall of the cafeteria repeatedly, his hands clenched into furious fists. Maiko and Justin were sitting on the other side of the cafeteria with the rest of the host club. Hikaru and Izumi had just emerged from the host room red-faced and flustered, and it didn't take a genius to figure out what had happened in there. Honey and Aiko had come back from the cake shop two seconds ago, suddenly declaring their couplehood, and Kyouya and Emi were arguing about whose stocks were worth the most, and who had the most…which was about the closest to getting along they could get. Mori and Ayu were discussing their love of animals together, and even though they weren't exactly a couple, could you really expect two silent types to get together so soon?
"And…everybody's…so…lovey…dovey…and…in…their…lovey…dovey…wonderland," Kaoru muttered, an angry kick following each word. "And…it…makes…me…SICK!"
He groaned and banged his head once against the wall, ignoring the "is that kid crazy?" looks he was getting from his peers. Thoughts flew through his head. Why? Why had it taken someone else taking Maiko to get him to realize he loved her? He was so fr*aking dense! He gave another agitated moan and slid to the ground. Two pretty girls passed him on their way to class.
"Oh my god. Did you hear? Justin's got a new one," the first girl, a tall brunette, whispered urgently to the other.
"How many has he gotten? I heard he carves a notch in his bedpost for every girl he's gotten," the second, a petite blonde, gossiped.
"I know! I've heard that too. My friend dated him before. She was totally in love with him. I mean, with those looks, who wouldn't be? But she caught him kissing, like, three other girls behind her back," the brunette said seriously.
"Ouch. She should've known. He totally only uses them for sex. Once he's slept with 'em, he dumps," the blonde said wisely. "My sister dated him too. She was a total mess after he dumped her, cause he was her first. She was so convinced that he loved her, you should have seen her go on about how great he was while they were still dating. She cried every day for, like, a month after the breakup."
"I know," the brunette said sympathetically. "After seeing my friend and how bad she was after she got dumped, I vowed never, ever to fall for him."
"Me too. But, you have to admit, he really knows how to play the girls. Even the teachers are convinced he's some sort of saint," the blonde nodded.
"I feel so sorry for the new girl. She's the Japanese girl from Lobelia, right?" the brunette asked.
The girls walked away, still gossiping.
Kaoru stared after them. Oh no. Maiko. He was always sure Justin was a little too perfect and had that slightly arrogant air around him, but he never knew Justin was the type to do…that.
"I've gotta save Maiko," he said to himself as he pushed himself off the ground and took off running.
*swoons* So...HEROIC... WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? Oh and sorry it seems that all the relationships are totally perfect and that they start kinda early, but trust me...if there's no problems right now (except for KaoMai, which will still have other problems I think) there's gonna be problems later in the relationships. Now... *says in deep voice* FULFILL YOUR DESTINY, MY SON. REVIEW. OR I'LL SIC MY MASSAGE CHAIR (who I happily named 'Elvis') ON YOU... BEWARE THE SHOULDER RUBS...