Okay you have no idea how sorry I am for not updating in forever!! I was writing my other story 'The Odd One Out' and I was having fun writing it. I just have to write a chapter four. Okay, so anyway, I might write another chappie for this today if I get atleast 5 reviews within four hours if not sooner. Anyway, I can't do the 'favorite/nicest review' because I don't think its very fair.
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SmellaBellaPOV (Bella)…(oh I had to)
"A talent show?!" I screamed. "Are you serious Alice?!"
She squealed and bounced in Jaspers lap, who was trying (unsuccessfully I might add) to calm her down.
"Oh it will be so much fun!" Rose said, come in from the kitchen.
"Why were you in the kitchen?" I asked her. Edward came behind me and put his arms around my waist and chuckling in my ear while Rose replied.
"I had to cool off after that damn dare."
Emmett walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her, but because his arms were so large, Rose made her way out of his embrace. "Don't even," Rose warned. "Alice I have an idea," she began, "and we have to—"
"Yeah, yeah, we have to go upstairs and practice. I know. I saw. Oh Rose! You are a GENIOUS!! It will be soo cool!! Boys, goo make a make-shift stage and set up the speakers and light. Oh and don't forget the microphone," Alice said while Edward laughed, letting go of me and clutching his sides.
"Oh my god, you guys are so weird," Edward said.
I looked at him, confused. "Huh?"
He looked at my confused expression and laughed harder. "You'll see, love."
I looked over at Rose and Alice who were by the stairs, smiling huge smiles at me. Oh god.
"Bye!" they said at the same time and dashed up the stairs. I rolled my eyes and turned to Edward, only to notice they weren't there. Where the hell did the guys go? Then I heard the sound of an engine starting and people rustling around in the garage. What are they doing?
I walked outside to see the Volvo gone and Emmett and Jasper fighting, each with a hammer in their hands.
"No, you don't get it, stupid! If we use this hammer, we are less likely to split the wood," Jasper yelled.
"Idiot!" Em screamed. "We could too easily break it, that's why we should use this one. It's tougher."
"So! Then we would have to go all the way back to the store and buy more wood. And, Edward has had those many years being delicate with Bella when she was human, so he could be delicate with a simple hammer. Hah! I bet the hammer was stronger than Bella!" Jazz snorted.
"Shut up, will you?" I sneered at him.
He put his hands up defensively. "It's true!"
I gritted my teeth. "Well, I'm stronger than you now. Now where is Edward?"
Jazz dropped his hands and Em snorted this time. "Well, you won't be so strong for long. And Edward went to go buy wood so we can build a stage. Which brings me back to the hammer. We need a more durable one."
Jazz and I groaned at the same time. "Will you shut up!" Jazz complained.
"Guys, you need to make a hole to put the nail in so you don't split the wood," I told them.
Their faces showed sudden realization. They looked at me and they murmured, "Oh."
"Idiots," I mumbled and walked away as the Volvo pulled in.
"Hey, babe," Edward said with his crooked grin, getting out of his car.
"Hey," I said back, going up to kiss him.
He pulled back and all I did was pull him closer. "Well somebody missed me," he chuckled.
"Well, yes, but Emmett and Jasper's idiocy annoyed me and I needed my head cleared," I said.
"Oh, well, help me take this wood into the garage, love."
"Okay," I sighed.
We took in the many pieces of wood and before I went into the door, I froze.
"Love?" Edward asked. "What's wrong?"
"Uh…First off, do you even have the tools? And second, why are we making an entire stage if we don't really need one?" I asked stupidly.
"Well, we do have the tools…Emmett likes to build the stupidest things. And, Alice loves to go overboard, and it could be really fun with the stage," he said, putting the wood down. I did the same.
"Oh…well, okay…"
"Hey, the wood!" Emmett exclaimed running over to the wood.
"Well, you better listen to what I said about the wood," I warned them and walked off into the living room to think about what I'm going to do for the talent show…
4 planks of wood split, a couple of arguments and one stage finally built later…
"We're done!!" Jazz called as Alice and Rose walked down the stairs.
"So are we!" Alice chirped.
"Okay…judges?" I asked.
"Oh…erm…okay first, Bella, Em, and Edward will judge me and Rose and Jazz. Then the winner and or winners will face against whoever wins between Edward, Bella, and Em," Alice announced.
"Gotcha,'" Em said.
The boys dragged the stage in front of the couch and Em sat down followed by me and Edward. Edward wrapped an arm protectively.
"Alright, Rose and Ali, you are up!!" Em announced.
"Okay!" They said cheerfully and got into the stage in front of the microphones wearing these stupid (tiny) outfits.
Then they started to sing. (I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry)
Alice: This was
never the way I planned, not my intention. Both:
Rosalie: No, I don't even know your
name, it doesn't matter. Both:
Alice: Us girls we are so
magical, Both:
I got so brave, drink
in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna
try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the
taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I
hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so
right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I
liked it (I liked it).
You're my experimental game, just human
nature.
It's not what good girls do, not how they should
behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so
touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's
innocent.
We all went into a round of applause and they took a bow and said, "Thank you, thank you," and blew us a kiss.
"Iight," Emmett said in a gangster voice. "That was tight, yo!"
"That was, like, totally amazing!!" I said in a high, girly voice.
"A little rusty around the edges, but all around, FANTASTIC!!" he said in a British accent.
"Thanks," Rose rolled her eyes.
"Jazz, you're up!" I called.
"I'm right here!" he yelled back, getting up on stage. He took out a pair of pom-poms and put his hands on his hips, putting a huge, fake, cheery grin on his face. "We will, we will, rock you!" he sung while doing cheer moves. "(Rock you!) We will, we will, rock you (yeah), shake you up! Like a ice cube and chill you up! We're number one and we're here to say, LET'S GO VAMPIRES ALL THE WAY!!" he screamed and finished it off with a back tuck.
(Just so you know, I don't really know it in the cheerleading way or what ever, and yeah I meant the ice cube and chill thing. I wasn't a cheerleader and the cheerleaders cheered/sung this song anyway…)
We were all laughing and tears would be running down our faces if it were possible.
"Oh my god, Jasper you are so stupid!!" I yelled.
"I know aren't I special?!" he yelled.
"Yeah!" Edward screamed. "Special E.D.!!"
Another round of laughter fell upon us, but Jasper tried to glare, but because he was an empath, he laughed along.
"Thanks," Jazz said sarcastically.
"Welcome!!" I screamed.
"Okay! I think Jazz wins," Emmett said.
"Hmm…I agree, but I do think that Alice and Rose's was really funny…" I said. "Yeah, Jazz. Edward?" I asked, looking at him.
"I think Alice and Rose's was better. No offence Jazz," Edward chuckled.
"Majority rules!!" Jazz screamed. "I win!!"
Alice giggled at him. "Okay, Okay. Next round."
"Me first!" Emmett yelled and ran on stage.
Oh, no.
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