Back at Brawl, the real Pit walked into Master Hand's office.
"Hey Master Hand," Pit said. "Why are you cuddling with white feathers that look like my wings' feathers?"
Master Hand was rocking in a chair and hugging white feathers just like Pit said. "Pit! You're alive! Are your wings still awesome?" Master Hand yelped.
"Wait, what do you mean when you said I'm still alive?"
"You don't remember?"
"Remember what?"
"You went on a quest with your pals, Link and Ike, to find Toon Link."
"No I didn't. I was yelling at Mario and Luigi for being freaks."
"Wait, if you were yelling at Mario and Luigi, who did Link take on his quest?"
"Maybe we should go find Link and Ike and find out who the other person is," Pit suggested.
Master Hand agreed to Pit's idea and had everybody at Brawl to get partners and go find Link, fake Pit, Toon Link, and Ike.
"Great. Link is gone. So I can't pair up with him," Zelda said. "Who am I supposed to pair up with now?"
"Hey Zelda," Ganondorf said. "I heard you needed a partner."
Zelda looked at Ganon in disgust and turned to Pit. "Hey Pit! Need a partner?"
"No, sorry. I'm going with someone else," Pit said.
Zelda asked everybody, "Do you have a partner?" Everybody said yes. The only person that was left was…Ganondorf. Zelda shivered.
"Well, I guess we're have to be a pair," Ganon said.
"Fine, you'll be my partner. Just don't look at me, talk to me, touch me, smell me, kill me, kidnap me, harass me, and don't even think about me!" Zelda commanded.
"How do you know if I'm thinking about you?" Ganon asked.
"Then, I'll cut open your head, look at your brain, and find out what you are thinking about," Zelda answered.
After a hard time for Zelda and Ganondorf to be partners, everybody went on a search to find Toon Link, fake Pit, Link, and Ike.