Hey my awesome friends! Guess what I did today! I finished KYO AND THE HYPNOTIST! HURRAY! YOU KNOW I'M EXCITED BECAUSE I'M WRITING IN CAPS LOCK! :)
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"BADGERS!" Yuki said."DAMN THOSE BADGERS!" For the 50th time this morning someone in the school said the word Prince."THOSE RAGAMUFFINS! THEY TAKE OUR LAND AND STEAL OUR SOCKS! DAMN THOSE BADGERS!" Yuki ranted. Momiji laughed happily."This is fun!" He said. Yuki continued his rant."AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON AIR! OH MY LORD AIR IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO JAPAN!" He shouted."When I was a lad there was NO air! We all just held our breath!" "Eh Sohma-kun!" Tohru interrupted." No one can survive with out air!" Yuki rolled his eyes." So dramatic!" He said sarcastically." I suppose you can't survive without food or water too! Kids these days! Its all that darn oxygen!" Kyo sighed."Will you shut up you, crazy old fool!" Yuki frowned." WHAT?" He shouted. Kyo glared at him."I said shut up." He said. Yuki put his hand to his ear."WHAT?!" Kyo's eye twitched." I SAID SHUT UP YOU DEAF OLD CODGER!" He shouted. Yuki looked startled." Alright young man! No need to shout!"
"Oh my Akito!" Yuki said walking home." That was the most embarresing day ever." Kyo laughed."You acted like a idiot!" Yuki glared at him."Shut up you stupid cat." He said. Kyo smirked. Revenge.
"So where does this hypnotist guy live?" Kyo asked Shigure. While they were at school, Shigure had researched the hypnotist guy."Apparently he lives in a strip club-" Kyo grinned."- for the over 85." Kyo stopped grinning."Thank you Shigure for that wonderful picture." Yuki said."I am now scarred for life." Tohru looked confused."Whats a strip club?" She asked. Yuki smirked."It's where Kyo will work when he's older." Kyo punched Yuki missed and face planted the ground."OW!" Tohru still looked confused." I'll just google it then!" She thought and went upstairs. She typed."Strip Clubs For The Over 85's." Legend has it her screams can still be heard echoing across the town...
"So here we are!" Shigure said dropping them off." Have fuuunnn!" He called before driving off. The 3 teenagers braced themselves and walked in to the over 85's strip club. They kept their eyes closed and walked onwards."Hey Mr Hypnotist man!" Tohru called eyes still shut. Kyo opened his eyes. BIG mistake." SO SAGGY!" He cried. Tohru opened her eyes and saw Kyo hyperventilating on the ground."KYYYOOO!" She cried. Kyo coughed weakly."Go on without me...I'll only hold you back!" He said before fainting. If Yuki's eyes were open he would have rolled them."Drama queen." Kyo opened his eyes."Am not."
Tohru and Yuki walked onwards leaving Kyo in the care of Mabel a 93 year old stripper. They kept their eyes to the ground and came to a little room with the words manager on it. The hypnotist man was getting a lap-dance."WORK IT DORIS!" He cried."Oh its them again. Go on Doris. I'll see you later." Doris left the room. Yuki was standing there frozen."Yuki?" Tohru asked waving a hand in front of his face. He didn't even blink. "Well hello Tohru! Its so nice to see you again." The hypnotist said happily."I'm fine..." Tohru said."Can you snap Yuki out of that." The hypnotist threw a glass of water in his face."AHHH!" Yuki screamed. The hypnotist sighed."So what do you want now?" He asked. Tohru gave him a pleading look."Please can you lift whatever curse you placed on Yuki and Kyo?" She begged. The hypnotist leant towards Tohru."What? I can't hear you over the sound of me not giving a *bleep*" Tohru went down on her knee's"Please! I'll do anything!" The hypnotist leered at her."Anything?" Tohru gulped and nodded."I want..." The hypnotist began. Tohru braced herself."...your socks." Tohru looked confused."What?" The hypnotist shrugged."Their so fluffy!" Tohru handed over the socks and the hypnotist smiled."YAY!" The hypnotist cheered."Now I'll lift the curse! HUKDNDHHHHHHHWHBDYBAAAABAB!" He screamed lifting his hands over his head."And thus the curse is gone!" Yuki cheered."OH YES!" Then he grabbed Tohru and kissed her. Fireworks exploded in the background."Aww..." The hypnotist said wiping the tears from his eyes."Happy endings always are the best!"
Yuki and Tohru went to find Kyo. He was making out with Mabel the 93 year old stripper."That is disturbing." Yuki said. Tohru nodded. Kyo took Mabel in his arms and ran off while the other strippers cheered."Aww...I love happy endings." Tedward Dullen said. Tohru looked at him."When did you get here." Tedward shrugged and said."I watch you when you sleep!" Yuki punched him in the face and Tedward Dullen went to go stalk some girl named Lella Lwan."That was weird." Tohru nodded. Then they both walked away into the sunset holding hands. And all was well.(except for the hypnotist who got mauled by a snail)
And so concludes Kyo and the hypnotist. Love and kisses Rainbowunicorn123.