_Ice Kingdom_
In the frozen tundra of the Ice Kindom, past the snow-cap mountains, past Iceclops and Snow Golems, you'd find one mountain particularly intriguing. The Ice King, formerly Simon Petrikov, resided at the top of the tallest mountain in the ice kingdom. His intention for such a remote location, primarily "seclusion" were sketchy at best.
Ice King was pacing around his icy living quarters, looking at his reflection on the floor, wondering what he needs to do. Deadpool's antics spread to the Ice King after Wizard City was invaded by Marauders, with Deadpool leading them. At the time, the Ice King was chillin after a day of debauchery themed "princess peeping time ." News of the Marauder's raid had appeared in a Wizard City mass email, to which Ice King replied with a video of Deadpool spraying the entire Candy Kingdom with soda. She responded back by confirming Deadpool was the one in Wizard City.
Knowledge of Deadpool surfed it's way around Ice Kings brain. His antics, penchant for violence, and overall, bat S*** crazy attitude, made Ice King give some serious consideration into what he had planned for Deadpool. Gunter, one of his penguins, was quaking at Ice King to try and get his attention. Gunther laid on his bell, with his feet against an ice wall.
Gunther:" Quack, quack,"
Ice King:" No Gunther, I'm struggling with a huge decision here," he said still pacing.
Gunther:" Quack."
Ice King:" Ok, fine I'll tell you ," He rubbed the back of his head while he gave an odd smile right at Gunther. He was nervous, sweating bullets that quickly turned to icicles, because to him this, this decision would alter the course of events of an entire planet.
Gunther:" Quack."
Ice King:" This Deadpool guy,"
Gunther:" Quack."
Ice King:" I think we should," he said narrowing his gaze, thinking about the consequences of his actions.
Gunther:" Quack."
Ice King:" Add him to my Fionna and Cake fan fic,"
Gunther:" QUACK!"
Ice King:" Oh why not?," disappointed by Gunther's response, Ice King stomped his foot on the icy floor, like a kid who never "never got what he wanted." his foot slipped on the last stomp, making his legs spread until his butt hit the floor.
Thud
Gunther:" Quack, quack,"
Ice King: " WHAT THE SLIZ." He rubbed his butt to help numb the pain, if the ice didn't do it all ready.
Gunther:" Quack."
Ice King:" Deadpool in Aaa, it's been done? What do ya mean?"
The bat Marceline told to hide the pants with the tracking device after they got Deadpool back, had reached the Ice Kingdom. The pants in its claw were flapping uncontrollably as it swooped down, aiming at the Ice king's cave. When the bat managed to get in the Ice Kings cave, it let them go and flew out as soon as it when in. They ended up on Ice Kings face.
Ice king:" What the* grabbing the pants* Gunther, why are you still ordering hot pants?"
Gunther:" Quack," his head started to shake "No"
Ice King:" Don't lie to me Mr. Stank Booty,"
beep, beep, beep
Ice King:" The pants beep? Gunther you sicken me," he turned the pants inside out to find out how they were beeping. A small sliver of the fabric was torn, to reveal the tracking device.
beep, beep,beep
Ice King:" Is a security tag? YOU STOLE THESE GUNTHER…..WITHOUT REMOVING THE TAG?"
Gunther:" Quack, quack , QUACK!"
Ice King:" No Gunther, that's a bad penguin," White shards of ice dispersed from, and shot an ice beam at the pants, fully encasing it in ice," Now no one can wear the hot pants."
Gunther:" Quack quack." His shrugged his shoulders briging his flippers in the *Why the F*** not stance.
Ice King:" One , you botched up a simple snatch and grab by getting a bat to do your biz. Two, the tags spray ink if ya try and mess with it. It gets on your face , the clothes, a squirt went in my mouth once," Gunther couldn't help putting up T sign with his flippers, as if to say " Too much information."
Gunther:" Quack Quack."
Ice King:" *sigh* Get out of my sight,"
FART
Gunther farted hard enough against the wall to propel his body across the ice to the cave entrance, and falling just as fast. Ice King through the block of ice that had the pants in them outside to see if it would nail Gunther on the way down. He ran towards the entrance when he heard a smash outside. What came up was a Banana guard scaling Ice King's mountain with his squad. The Guard that got hit with the iced pants clutched the edges of the entrance, pulling himself into Ice King's Cave.
Banana guard: "Owie!, " he cried.
Ice King:" What the Sliz you yellow oaf?"
Banana Guard:" Jeez, this hurts and burns at the same time," The bruise on his head was quite extensive, some parts of it were numb to the touch," Oh GLOB IS THIS FROSTBITE?"
Ice King:" Of course not," His hand went up to touch the Banana guard's stomach region, and shot a blast that trapped the guard in ice from the neck down" give that a few hours, you'll know and feel what frostbite is like at the same time.
Banana Guard:" AHHH MAAAAN!," He yelled trying to struggle and hopefully break the ice, but it failed. Let's face it, you don't hire Bananas for their strength, you pay to play out the whole Candy Kingdom "Shtick."
Ice King:" Spill it banana, there's only two reasons why you'd be hear. I haven't taken any Princess…today, so that just," He gasped." GUNTHER DESTROY MY COMPUTER *slience* ah butt traps."
Banana Guard:" You're gonna torture me aren't you?" his teeth started to chatter as the numbing effect of the ice started freezing his spine.
Ice King:" Don't get so dramtic , just tell me why you're here."
Banana Guard:" We had orders."
Ice King:" We?" his eyebrow was raised.
Banana Guard:" My whole squad Is climbing up here," his speech became rapid wondering why he couldn't feel his arms," Umm, we were supposed to climb the mountain, and like , arrest you for harboring a fugitive. I got here first cause I carb loaded on Wheaties, and not I really have to poop so can ya help a brother out and let me go?"
Ice King:" Hmm, so you squad's still climbing my mountain?"
Banana Guard:" Uh huh," Doink
Ice King kicked the frozen Banana Guard out of the cave. The guard starting rolling down hill , collecting bits of snow on the way until he became a gigantic snow ball. Sadly, his squad took the same path he did. When the banana squadron saw the oncoming mass of snow, they retreated, or at least tried to. Not before getting engulf inside the rolling snow ball.
Ice King:" heh heh, slipping on a banana, on ice. It beats dipping em all in boiling chocolate," he suddenly felt hunger creep up on him, so he made his way to his kitchen to stuff his face. Grabbing a few items from the freezer and cabinets, Ice King began to fix himself up a Banana Split with scoops of Banana ice cream with Dublin mudslide syrup. After topping it with whipped cream, he grabbed it and walked back to his living room, but someone was standing there blocking the way out.
Rattleballs:" Ice King, where is she."
Ice King:" Not this again, I told your flunkies I don't have the Princess, if you don't mind I need to eat this ironically crafted bowl of ice cream on their icy graves."
Rattleballs:" I know she's here Ice King," He pulls out his rapier sword, swinging it hard enough for Ice King to feel its breeze, and cut through his banana split. Rattleballs must have been 10 feet away, his technique was flawless. " I won't ask a third time, her prison uniform had a tracking device implemented inside the fabric, and scanners show the last location was here, now where is Marceline?
Ice King:" Marceline? Why would her pants be here? It's not like she's a princess so I wouldn't even want em." Rattleballs just started walking towards Ice king, it was clear he wasn't going to cooperate. " Oh come on, don't judge me, queens are too old, and Princesses are old enough for me not to feel a bad when I stalk them."
Princess Bubblegum told Rattleballs to kill the Ice king if he found Marceline and Deadpool or if Ice King denied anything. Ice King just stood there , watching as Rattleballs raised his sword again. Ice King held his arms out while screaming "WAIT" at the top of his lungs. It was too late.
Gunther:" Quack," he walked right inbetween them , dropping something on the floor.
Rattleballs:" WOAH !clunk." He fell on his metal cheek meat first, then his back and legs.
Ice King:" I told you to wait, GUNTHER, this is not how we treat guests," Gunther finished the banana he ate, and looked over at Rattle balls. A spark of pure bliss radiated in Gunther's eyes,"
Gunther:" Quack,"
Ice King:" Gunther, what are you doing, how'd you get back up here? Are you even listening?" Gunther seemed spell bound as he was walking to Rattleballs fallen body, more specifically his head. Rattleballs spotted the penguin coming towards him, his body wouldn't let him leave though, the fall must have broken something inside of Rattle balls that left him immobile. Gunther gazed at the glass head of Rattleballs, his flipper rising in anticipation, savoring the moment before he slammed it down, shattering Rattleballs head completely.
Ice King:" Ouch, tough break, remind me never to make you angry Gunther."
Ice King let Gunther smash Rattleballs some more as he gathered his thoughts. Princess Bubblegum sent her peons to ask about Marceline, but according to Huntress Wizard she was dealing with Deadpool. Then it hit him, Marceline and Deadpool were leading that raid at Wizard City. It was time to meet Deadpool in person.
_Princess Bubblegum's Castle's:Ooo _
Night had fallen on the Candy Kingdom, every citizen was asleep, and the streets were filled with guards. Princess Bubblegum had doubled Banana guard security in the kingdom itself, with her castle being watched by Gumball Knights. These Rattleball look a-likes served as the Princess newly appointed night shift guards.
One wing of the castle was only protected by one Gumball Knight, the servant's quarters. This was where Peppermint stayed as the Castle's live in…..butler, obviously. A guard was stationed behind a door leading into his bedroom. It was classy, not as big as the princess's bedroom, but still had all the amenities she had. He was coiled up in the pink satin sheets of his bed, candy canes posted on all corners ,with multi colored marshmallows as pillows.
Peppermint Butler had gained most of his body composition back after the soda incident with Deadpool. Only thing that was missing were hit red stripes. He tussled a bit in bed trying to get comfortable, completely ignoring the red portal opening up on the right side of bed. Marceline, Pinkie Pie, and Deadpool stepped through quietly. Marceline was wearing camouflage pants with a black tank top and a red headband that held up her hair. Both Pinkie Pie and Deadpool wore their suits, masks and all.
How did they get there? Back in Aaa Deadpool figured that if Ooo was the Same as Aaa, Marceline could make the Portal to get back to Ooo, but in the place they needed to be to avoid the guards. Marshall Lee brought everyone to Prince Gumball's castle. He asked the Prince if he could take his new friends on a tour, to which he replied "Not a chance." Pinkie Pie had taken the initiative, sneaking behind Prince Gumball and put him in a sleeper hold. The Prince fell unconscious, but not before Pinkie Pie cutting his hair and eating it, sure enough it was actual gum.
It took them a while before they made it to Peppermint "maids" rooms. Marshall Lee gave his goodbyes and wished them luck, since this was as far as he'd go. Once they snuck in to Peppermint Maids room, Marceline bit her thumb to draw blood, and etch the trans-dimensional portal in the air. And that's how they got in, fascinating.
Deadpool:" I'm starting to rethink this," Deadpool whispered.
Pinkie Pie:" Now you tell us," pinkie pie retorted.
Marceline:" I know he's not your biggest fan right now, but his dark magic skills dwarf mine. If you want get Prismo back , this is the guy to talk too."
Deadpool:' Prismo, that's the Wishmaster's name? Sounds like the Grandmaster Rubics Cube player."
Pinkie Pie:" Yumm, I thought this guy was a salt lick," Pinkie Pie was licking Peppermint Butler's head.
Deadpool:" Pinkie Pie!," He yelled very quietly," Girl are you crazy?Are you trying to get me killed or his chewy center of his Tootsie Pop?"
Peppermint Butler:" huh..*slowly opens his eyes* You ," he pointed at Deadpool." You have the nerve to sneak into my bedroom, you PYCHOPATH!"
Deadpool:'' Ahem, highly dysfunctional sociopath," he corrected Peppermint Butler,"and pose.
Pinkie Pie:" Hey Mr. Candy Man, don't mind me," Pinkie Pie grabbed him and licked his entire back.
Peppermint Butler:" EEEYYUKK, you vile thing, how dare you blah blah blah," Pinkie Pie completely ignored him.
Pinkie Pie climbed one of the candy cane posts with Peppermint Butler under her arm. When she got to the top, she stuck Peppermint Butler to the ceiling like Movie Theater used piece of Peppermint Butler could see everything going on when Marceline flicked the light on. He was stuck on the ceiling , looking down at Deadpool, who drew one of his katanas and stuck it in the floor boards blade up, right below Peppermint Butler. Marceline decided to do mitigate the situation.
Marceline:" P.B., This has got to come to an end," she started narrowing her gaze at Peppermint Butler to let him know she meant business," Bonnie has gone too far trying to cover all of this up."
Peppermint Butler:" I have no idea what you are referring to Ms. Abadeer."
Deadpool:" *tsk tsk tsk* That's too bad, guess we found the wrong guy," He pointed at the door with his thumbs," Tell ya what, since you are completely innocent in Princess Bubblegum's nonexistent plan to take me out , we'll just go. I'll leave my sword here to catch you when you fall."
Peppermint Butler:" WAIT….I ..may know something," He went from terrified to calm in less than five seconds . Either he knew something and it was legit, or he's talking out of his candy $$.
Deadpool:" Out with it," Deadpool's voice deepened," Or I'll have my associate smother you with a pillow."
Pinkie Pie:" And who doesn't like a mint on their pillow?"
Peppermint Butler:" That won't be necessary ,"he sighed," It's true Princess Bubblegum wants you dead. And her reasons are less than admirable I'm afraid. She doesn't want you spreading the news of her lack of involvement during Lemongrabs dictatorship. The Princess knew how they were being treates, and saw no reason to help them, until you came and killed everyone. Right now she has every corpse of the Lemon people who dies there , in her lab. She figured it could benefit the Candy Kingdom to learn where she went wrong, so she could build a new race of Lemon people who were just as crazy as Lemongrab, but obedient. "
Marceline:" So she sends my father to kill Deadpool, and if her secret got out she could blame Deadpool for the thing."
Peppermint Butler:'' Correct, you were the only one who knew what happened, but Hunson and The Princess decide to keep you alive."
Marceline:" To keep me from blowing the whistle on you guys," She threw in hand up in anger," UNBELIEVABLE!"
Deadpool:"…" when deadpool heard about operating tables, his brain defaulted to bringing back memories of being tortured by Dr. Killbrew , then Pinkie Pie stopped it.
Pinkie Pie:" Uh Mr. Wilson, you in there?"
Deadpool:" Huh, yeah ," his took a deep breath to slow his rising heart beat.
Peppermint Butler:" I do feel bad about all of this, despite being humiliated by that clown."
Deadpool:'' Then fix it, you said she was keeping the bodies in her lab right, are they still there?"
Peppermint Butler:'' Of course they are, but you'll need the key to get in," He points to a key ring on his nightstand. It had a copy of every key to all the locks in the castle, including the one to the Princesses Lab. Pinkie Pie grabs the key ring, combing through everyone trying to find the one to the lab.
Marceline:" That's a start, but it's not enough," She opened her copy of the "Winchester Gospel," to the page describing Wishmasters." See this?," She floated to Peppermint Butler could read it.
Peppermint Butler:"hmmm," he started reading it to himself," you want to resurrect a Wishmaster? That's easy, we just need to crush a fire opal, say a few incantations , and throw the opal dust at an empty vessel to house him."
Pinkie Pie:" Like what, a lamp?," She shrugged her shoulder.
Deadpool:" *sigh* this is isn't Aladdin Pinkie Pie, we're not summoning Robin Williams, although why Eris didn't recruit him is beyond me," Deadpool walked over to his sword and pulled it out of the floor board. Peppermint Butler sigh in relief knowing he wasn't going to be impaled.
Peppermint Butler:" Oh thank Glab."
Deadpool:" No, thank Marceline," He points his sword in her direction," She suggested we talk to you, specifically. Dark Magic from a butler made of peppermint sounds ridiculous, and it would've never crossed my mind."
Peppermint Butler:" I don't quite understand."
Deadpool:" Let's just say you'd be taking the Pepsi challenge again,"
Pinkie Pie:" Uh oh, I don't think I'm eligible to compete,"
Marceline:" How does that happen?"
Pinkie Pie:" Because I'd test positive for "Coke."
Peppermint Butler:" Excuse me, if this intellectually stimulating is finished, I'd like to help you in your endeavors."
Deadpool:" Didn't the book say we needed a vessel?"
Peppermint Butler:" You could use one of my Zombies I keep in that cage where we met. "
Deadpool:" Oh yeah, I forgot about them," he scratched his head." If this were a horror film I'd be dead by know,"
Peppermint Butler:" If I may ask, why do you require the assistance of a Whishmaster, power over your enemies?"
Deadpool:" *sigh* Pinkie Pie , get him down," Pinkie Pie jumped back on the Candy Cane posts of Peppermint Butlers bed. She stuck one of her butcher knives in between the ceiling and Peppermint Butler, jiggling the handle until she pried him of, and falling hard on the floor."
Deadpool:" Hunson C*** blocked my healing powers, and I don't know a damn thing about dark magic. If this were D&D, I'd be a chaotic neutral ninja who's half gargoyle and half smart $$. You don't ask the smart $$ to cast "resurrect," cause the smart $$ would use it on the Dungeon Master's junk. Do you get my point?"
Peppermint Butler:" Not in the slightest, but I'll help if it means stopping the princess. We do have a small problem."
Marceline:" OH MAN," she face palmed herself at not thinking about the pickle they just got in," How are we going to get passed the guards? I can't keep zapping us places by portals, they take too much out of me."
Deadpool:" Hmm, and that would mean you need to feed," He grabbed his other katana and gave it to Marceline," Just in case," looking at Pinkie Pie," Pinkie Pie, take Peppermint Butler up to that cage, grab a zombie."
Peppermint Butler:" I do have fire opals up there as well, Oh, before I forget," he grabbed the krey ring from Pinkie Pie and pulled out the one he wanted," This should get you into the lab, if you have a cell phone, take picture of the Lemon People, they won't be hard to find."
Deadpool:" You guys have cell phones."
Marceline:" Don't you?," She pulled out a small black call phone from her pocket and showed it to Deadpool.
Deadpool:" Well I'll be damned, If Steve Jobs made it to Ooo I'm questioning his death," Clutching his katana in his right hand, he motions his left for everyone to get ready to leave. Pinkie Pie pulls out both Butcher knives and stands next to Deadpool behind the door out.
Deadpool grabbed the door knob, turning it gently , and peeked outside to see a Gumball Knight standing right in front of them with its back turned. He turned his head towards Pinkie Pie, giving directions in military operation hand signals. The message was, " One, enemy ,go prone, stay true." She curled her thumb and index finger to signal " I understand."
Pinkie Pie took a few steps back with Deadpool ready with the door. Deadpool raised his hand to countdown the number of seconds, to signal Pinkie Pie to….
Pinkie Pie:" HEEE YYAAA," She sprinted towards the door, jumping into a flying sidekick, breaking the door into pieces , and nailing the Gumball Knight with her boot. The knight flew towards the wall, breaking it's glass head until gumballs rolled on the floor. Pinkie Pie spit out Prince Gumball's hair , replacing it with one of the Gumballs that fell out of the Knight.
Deadpool:" What the heck was that?" He asked while walking over to her.
Pinkie Pie:" I did what you told me to do, you signaled " Knock his butt through the wall on the count to 1."
Deadpool:" Who in their half-baked mind would count to one, and that's not even close to what I said."
Pinkie Pie:" Hey, that's not what I got from it,"
Deadpool:" Then you heard what you wanted to hear."
Pinkie Pie:"….maybe," She gave him a smile under her mask and a ween."
Marceline:" Someone must of heard that," she said coming through the door with Peppermint Butler.
Deadpool:" Perfect," Deadpool picked up the gumballs and grabbed the knights body by the legs," P.B. , take Marceline and Pinkie Pie to the attic, grab what you need to make the spell work, give Marcy the key and directions to the lab. Marceline," He started dragging the body in Peppermint Butlers room," When you know how to find the lab, come find me in here and we'll go together," he dumbs the body P.B.'s room and was about to close the door," Oh and Pinkie pie…..if you take out any guards along the way, you can keep the candy inside them."
Pinkie Pie:" Really?," on that note, she grabbed Peppermint Butlers hand and dashed to the first flight of stairs. Marceline was about to follow, but she had to ask Deadpool something.
Marceline:" Are you gonna be ok in there by yourself?"
Deadpool:" I think I can spend 10 mintues alone without going into a panic attack, I'm sure Peppermint Butler has some kind of Porn laying around, like a Dove Chocolate catalog or something."
Marceline:'' Ok," She started to float toward the stairs Pinkie Pie went up," I'll come back for you, just thing happy thoughts until I get back,'' she was long gone, leaving Deadpool to hide the Gumball Knight corpse.
Deadpool closed the door behind him. Not having the patience for something as dull as hiding a robot body, he just stuffed the Gumball night underneath Peppermint Butler's bed. It looked pretty comfortable, so Deadpool got on it and sat down crossing his legs. Then a chill ran down his spine, reminding him of the cold metal operating tables. The worst was when he saw other patients being handles by Dr. Killbrew. Deadpool wasn't the only one who was tortured. Some of the interns got sadistic when they opened the chest cavity of a 16 year old mutant girl. It was hard to tell what she was wearing, due to the full body restraint buckles. From what he remembered , she had black boot, black skin tight pants, a skimpy black tank top, which was later removed when they sawed through her rib cage while she was awake .Like Deadpool, she had a healing factor, which gave the interns a chance to play with her. Deadpool stood was on an adjacent table, looking over at the young girl being groped by all the male interns. A mirror floated above her to give any medical staff member a better view at the operation. What Deadpool saw wasn't ol Doogie Howser trying to cop a feel. He could see her chest , flayed like a rack of lamb. When they sawed through her ribs, one intern grabbed the sternum bon , and popped it off like a soda tab. He could hear her ribs cracking more as he pulled it back. Another intern grabbed a camera while the one who took out her ribs, cupped her still beating heart and told the dude holding the camera to take a picture. From Deadpool's point of view, this was a sadist who wanted a selfie of him motor boating this girls organs. All the while, her head kept hitting the metal table, her blood soaked black hair whipped around while she screamed , flinging bits of tissue everywhere.
Long story short, he didn't want to go to the lab at all. He knew once he saw those bodies , it would take all of his concentration not to have a panic attack. The problem was, while he sat on the bed, his heart was beating rapidly in anticipation. Then he got an idea, a sort of last resort plan. He interlocked his fingers, holding his hand together, and bowed his head.
Deadpool:'' Umm, Eris…It's me Deadpool. I'm not clear on how this works, but I'm desperate. I get why you recruited Pinkie Pie, I mean who wouldn't, but i'm guessing you didn't get enough power to come here yourself. Don't feel bad , cause I don't. I blame the Princess. She may look as sweet as Big League Chew gum on the outside, but she's looking to hang me with a red licorice noose. Everything I've done, she's manage to keep it silent in not bury it completely. I'm not making excuses, I just wanted you to know why you haven't been getting your daily dose of Chaos Mojo lately. If you can hear me, just realize me getting out of this alive, is not gonna happen. If there's any way you can pitch in and try to help me, think of something fast."
Tap tap tap
Deadpool:" Huh," Deadpool's eyes spotted what was making that sound. A blue figure was outside Peppermint Butler's window. " Great, I ask for help and I get a an angry bird knocking on the window," He walked to the window to stop the "bird " from making any more noise.
tap tap tap
Deadpool:" Jeez, stop tapping you idiot or I'll put you in a sling shot and launch your egg laying $$ at a bunch of green pigs," He reached up to unlock the latch, what flew in wasn't a bird though.
Ice King:" Are…are you Deadpool."
Deadpool:" Uh yeah," he snapped his fingers in front of his eyes to make sure he was awake. An old dude in a robe is flying right above him, so he must either be dreaming or this guy was about undo his belt like in that scene in Ghostbuster.
Ice King:" tee hee, I feel like a fan girl. It's just that I've heard so much about you that I had to see it for myself," Ice king landed in front of Deadpool, grabbing his hand and shaking it uncontrollably." It's so refreshing to meet a fellow stalker."
Deadpool:" Buddy, I don't stalk. Women "invite" me to spy on them in a tree."
Ice King:" *chuckle* oh you are too much, but not very accurate. Princess Bubblegum's room is a few floors up," Without realizing it, he had been shaking Deadpool's hand the entire time," Whoops, sorry about that."
Deadpool:' No biggy," he said while wiping his hand on Peppermint Butler's sheets," Who are you, cause unless you tell me in the next 10 seconds , " Ice king saw his sword come up in between his own eyes," or I cut off your nose and stuff it down your diaper."
Ice King:" Chill out bro, I'm tight with Marceline, she'll vouched for me." He said raising his arms in defense.
Deadpool:" wait, you know Marcy?," He remembered a conversation with her about a Wizard she's known her entire life, this must be him," You're the Ice King aren't you."
Ice King:" Blue ice cold skin and a crown, what was your first hint?," He said in blatent sarcasm.
Deadpool:" Sorry about that old timer, I remember Marceline mentioning you," he thought to himself, was this a sign from Eris? A powerful wizard that controlled ice just happened to fly in the same castle he was breaking into? Coincidence, the universe isn't that lazy. " Hmm, so you've heard of my work?"
Ice King:" Are you kidding, nothing happens in Wizard city without someone sending a mass email. You can't expect privacy in a city that has butt load of Psychics and fortune tellers," Ice King noticed an arm sticking our from under Peppermint Butler's bed," *gasp* are you on a job now, OOOH, CAN I HELP? I PROMISE I'll so a good job, we can be bosom buddies fighting the tyranny of current marriage laws." This was getting ice king excited, Deadpool had other plans though.
Deadpool:" Actually you can help, I was gonna head to the Fire Kingdom, but," Deadpool started speaking with a southern belle accent," I couldn't bare the heat. Now you've come along to help little old me, I always depended on the kindness of strangers, ya'll think you can cause a little ruckus over there in my place?"
Ice King:" Really, the fire kingdom…..what do ya need done?"
Deadpool:" hehe, make it snow, everywhere!"
Ice King:" What? It's the called "fire" kingdom. Even I'm not that powerful. Believe me I tried. Only thing I could do was open the castle gate to let in a cool breeze, and then pass out from the heat."
Deadpool:" Give me a sec," Deadpool dug into one of his pouches that hung form his belt. He searched a bit until he found what felt like a Rubiks cube. Blue light started to glow as he pulled his hand back, revealing a small cube. Ice King felt a heavy magical presence when Deadpool held the cube in his hand.
Ice King:" What the," He bent his head to get a better look at the cube," I think your snow globe is busted."
Deadpool:'' This is not a snow globe my perverted friend, this is what many comic book geeks refer to as the Cosmic cube, guaranteed to amplify a magic users powers."
Ice King:" Are you giving me a gift?," he started to get emotional," I've never felt so happy!." He pulled Deadpool in for a hug, grabbing his head and pulling it in his chest. Deadpool started to suffocate form his beard. Ice king let him go before he started coughing.
Deadpool:'' *gasp* DUDE, it F***ing stinks in there, you know you've got bits of food in that shag carpet you call a beard, is that like a snack to you," He brushed the food crumbs from Ice Kings beard off." Just take the cube and make it snow in the Fire Kingdom. Go nuts, build a snowman there ,build an Ice Castle, shoot ice shards from your butt, do whatever you want."
Ice King:" You mean I should "Let it go?"
Deadpool:'' *sigh* I should've known, everyone has seen Frozen," He handed Ice King the Cosmic Cube," Oh, but before you go," He searched another pouch and pulled out an extra Deadpool mask," wear this," He took of The Ice Kings crown, and stuffed his big head in the mask. It managed to fit after Ice Kings nose pierced through the fabric. Deadpool put his crown back on.
Ice King:" How's it look?"
Deadpool:'' Like I just put a condom on a dude you doesn't "Man" scape. Just wear it until you've frozen the Fire Kingdom over."
Ice King:" Are you kidding , I'm never taking this baby off," With the cosmic cube in his possession , Ice king floated to the window again," Hey, when I get back, let's all have a sleep over at my place, bring princesses."
Deadpool:" You got it."
Ice King:" See ya later bosom buddy," Deadpool waved goodbye as the Ice King flew off into the night sky with his eyes set on the Fire Kingdom.
Deadpool:'' I am no man's bosom."
Marceline:" Psst , Deadpool. Get your goofy butt over here."
Now that Deadpool set himself up with an insurance policy, he ran out the door following Marceline to Princess Bubblegums lab. They raced upstairs to the next floor, knowing full well where they were heading. Marceline grabbed Deadpools arms before they got to the top. Both ended up floating near the ceiling of the third floor hallway. Deadpool got a birds eye view of the numerous Gumball Knights on patrol. They landed in a spot in the middle just as a few of the guards were facing the other way. Marceline and Deadpool both grabbed their Katanas, and stood back to back.
FART
That got the attention of every guard on that floor. When they saw the source of the fart, they all drew their rapiers and charged in. Deadpool's blade met with the guards first. He deflected a downward strike , causing the Gumball night to stumble in Marceline's direction. Marceline pulled her leg back and side kicked the oncoming Knight off is feet in the air, allowing Deadpool time to jump up, stabbing the helpless knight in his back. The knight stayed stuck to his sword like a shish kabob. Marceline got distracted on her side, so she didn't notice two Gumball knights throwing their swords like a dart. Marceline didn't notice until it was too late, both swords went through both of her shoulders. She gritted her teeth trying to hold in a scream. Smoke had escaped her wounds, causing her skin to burn uncontrollably. The Gumball Knights took the advantage. One kicked her in the stomach, causing her to bend over in pain, while the other grabbed her head and brought it to his metal knee, breaking her nose in the process. Her whole fell backwards, causing the swords still stick in her, searing her flesh. It took her a awhile to realize their swords were silver. While she was down , the Knights grabbed their swords, only to push them deeper in Marceline shoulder muscles. Deadpool turned back to see Marceline getting her butt kicked. He still had one of the knights on his blade. His reflexed took over as he gripped his katana like a baseball bat, and swung it as hard as he could. The Gumball knight hit both guards, stopping them from further violating Marceline. Deadpool knelt down and took both blades out of Marceline shoulders. She did her best not to scream while the blades kept burning her when Deadpool pulled them out. Without even thinking, Deadpool cut his own wrist and offered it to Marceline. Instinct took control, she started sucking on Deadpool's open cut. Deadpool started to feel faint, so he pushed Marceline's head back.
Deadpool:" I'm cutting you off for now," Since Deadpool didn't have his Healing factor, how was he supposed to stop bleeding? It was time to do somtihng stupid.
Marceline:'' she was breathing heavily, her body was healing itself on it's own," You didn't, have to do that…," She saw Deadpool grab his gun as he remove a bullet from the chamber. He popped the lead out, and poured the gunpowder on his cut. Then he pulled out a lighter and set gunpowder on fire, casuing it to spark and seal his wound shut.
Deadpool:" F***!,"
Marceline:" Right, no healing factor. That looked like it hurt."
Deadpool:" Was that you?," he asked trying to change the subject," did you….back there….you know."
Marceline: she started to blush "SO what? You never heard a girl fart before?"
Deadpool:" Not really, but sure got their attention," They were wasting time Deadpool thought. His legs buckled when he tried to stand up. Pain shot through his arm when he flex his fore arm, making sure the wound stopped bleeding.
Time wasn't on their side at the moment. Deadpool grabbed Marceline's arm and they continued down the hall. Marceline stopped Deadpool when they reached a set of metallic doors. It was the elevator to head down to The Princesses lab. Deadpool pushed the down arrow to open the doors. One button was labeled "Lab" with a key hole next to it. Marceline grabbed the key form her pocket, stuck it in the key , turned it, and pressed the lab floor button. The elevator started moving down its shaft, heading deeper and deeper inside the castle. When the Elevator came to a complete stop, the doors flew open like in Star Trek. Slowly they stepped out, walking aimlessly in the dark. Marceline felt around the wall looking for a switch. To help her out, Deadpool took out his lighter again to see if there was a light switch. She found one and flicked it as soon as she could. Lights started illuminating the room, showing them that they had reached their destination.
Marceline:" *gasp*," she froze, covering her mouth to keep her from screaming. Her eyes darted left and right, each image bringing back memories of Lemongrab Castle. These were the people she illed with Deadpool. It was an act of mercy, but to have it end like this.
Princess Bubblegum's Lab looked like an autopsy room. Several bodies of the Lemon people were cut open, their guts on display with their body parts sawed off and put in jars filled with formaldehyde. Marceline couldn't help but look at one jar, because it was looking back at her. Those were the eyes of the Lemon person who thanked Marceline for ending her suffering. She was about to cry when Deadpool tried to snap her out of it.
Deadpool:" Marcy?," he waved his hand in front of her eyes," Marceline, I need you to focus, look at me," he took off his mask," Look at me Marceline."
Marceline:'' I swear….I'm going to choke that B**CH within an inch of her F***ING LIFE !," she was getting hysterical.
Deadpool:" Look at me Marcy," He grabbed her shoulders gently , she was still healing form the silver," Stay focused on me, can you do that?" She nodded her head and continued to focus on Deadpool's eyes. " I know that image just buried itself in your head, but you can't think of that now. If we don't get the evidence to stop the Princess, their deaths were for nothing. Focus on that."
Marceline:"*sniff* you're right," she fought through the trauma," got any other tricks to distract me?"
FART
Deadpool:" That work for ya?," Who couldn't laugh at a fart, especially at a serious moment like this. Marceline cracked a smile.
Marceline:" Heh heh, surprisingly yes."
Deadpool:" Good," he grabbed a digital camera from one of his pouches," Let's get this over with, Pinkie Pie must be driving Peppermint Butler crazy."
It didn't take long for both of them to find "good" pictures. They took photos of the room by itself, as well as a few bodies that really showed the Princesses dark side to science. After they got what they thought was enough picture, they went back to the elevator. Part one was finshed, they thought. The next step was to summon Prismo back so he could grant Deadpool his wish to get his Healing Factor back. The elevator stopped on their floor. They walked to the door as it opened, but only to be stopped by Gumball knights, drawing their swords at Deadpool and Marceline. Banana Guards were behind the gumball knights with spears. In the center of their welcoming party, was a figure Deadpool was unfamiliar with.
Princess Bubblegum:" tsk tsk tsk, did you really think you could get in my lab that easily?"
Deadpool:" Ummm, maybe, but I'll settle for a courtesy head start to escape if you're feeling generous."
Princess Bubblegum:" Not a chance, grab them."
Two Banana guards moved forward to yank Marceline and Deadpool out of the elevator. Marceline was being pulled by her pony tail by the guard as he swung a silver chain around her neck. Deadpool thought he heard steam escaping, until he spotted the Banana guard forcing Marceline to the floor as she started to scream from the pain. Deadpool slammed his fist through his guards teeth. Two more tackled him to the ground. He struggled with them until they each grabbed one of his arms and stood him up to present to the Princess.
Princess Bubblegum:" So, this is the famous Deadpool," she started to pace in front of him, knowing her couldn't do anything as long as the guard pressed on Deadpool's injured wrist.
Deadpool:" I see, you too have heard about my Arse?"
Princess Bubblegum:" You're what?"
Deadpool:" oops, sorry. It's getting to the end and the writer is recycling old jokes," The Banana guard press his thumb on Deadpool's injured wrist, sending jolts of pain through his body. His body went limp and he ended up on his knees. The guards still held his arms so he wouldn't be a threat.
Princess Bubblegum:" Funny, but that's all I've heard about you," She walked up right in front of Deadpool," I've done my research on your escapades. People have started calling you the Dark Jester. Making morbid jokes no matter what or who you destroy, manipulating people by justifying your barbarism and selling it as some Nihilistic crusade."
Deadpool:" You make it sound so sexy," he stuck rear end out to one of the guards" Can you tell your Fruit of the Loom lacky to get my mask from my pouch and put it on me? Looking at you sickens me and the mask helps my gag reflex."
Princess Bubblegum:" A dying man's last request. Fine, put his mask on, children need a place to crawl into before they realize their mistake."
One of her Gumball Knights reached in and grabbed his mask. He stretched it over his till it started to slip on like a fishnet stalking.
Deadpool:" The eye mesh goes in front of my eyes genius," He had put it on him backwards. He Gumball Knight took it with both his mechanical hands and spun it around till Deadpool's eyes could be seen." Ouch, dude be gentle."
Princess Bubblegum:" See what happens Marcy, when you blindly trust idiots like this?" Marceline couldn't speak. The silver chains around her neck made her weak. Weak enough for a guard to still have her by the pony tail to keep her head up. Princess Bubblegum brought her attention to Marceline. " You know what else you get for trusting people like a child, bring her in here."
Peppermint Butler:" Yes your majesty," Peppmint Butler appeared behind Princess Bubblegum's shadow, dragging Pinkie Pie with the rope he used to tie her up. She was on her side, tied up in a fetal position. Pinkie Pie spotted Deadpool , and tried to shout his name, nothing came out. Her head bobbed left and right, frustrated since that was the only body part that wasn't tied down.
Deadpool:' What did you do to her?," The Princess bent down to reach Pinkie Pie mask. She grabbed the bottom and pulled it up, showing that her entire mouth was wrapped in Duck Tape. Deadpool balled up his fists in anger. The guards tightened their grip on him.
Princess Bubblegum:" Don't get mad, Peppermint Butler wanted to cut out her tongue."
Deadpool:" Count your lucky stars he didn't," He had daggers in his eyes when looked at Peppermint Butler," So where's your tongue? Did you lose it kissing the B***es $$hole?"
Princess Bubblegum:" Peppermint Butler , my louisville slugger if you please,"
Peppermint Butler:" Your bat Milady," he offered her the bat in his hands.
Princess Bubblegum:" Marceline, Pink haired bimbo," Marceline and Pinkie Pie got worried. They looked at the Princess, fearing the worst with what she was about to do with that bat." Swear allegiance to me, and I'll kill him quickly, refuse….and he dies with a few extra bruises." Marceline and Pinkie Pie tried their best to struggle out of their restraints. All they could muster was giving flipping the Princess their middle fingers.
Deadpool:" HAH, that's my girls…
CRACK
The Princess brought the bat down on his right shoulder, causing him to convulse through the pain while being restrained. The Banana Guard let his right arm go and watched it lay limp on the floor. She swung the bat down striking the wrist he cut so Marceline could feed off of. It reopened and started squirting blood with enough force to reach Marceline's face. Then the Princess heard someone coming up the stairs to the floor she was on.
Finn:" P-BUBS, I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD."
Princess Bubblegum:" Oh Finn," She tossed the bat behind her," I'm so glad you're here. We've captured Deadpool and is associates. " Finn moved his way in through the crowd of Gumball Knights and Banana guards, only to see the man he'd been sent to capture, on the floor grasping at his hand that was still bleeding, and one of his best friends suffering from the silver chain around her neck.
Finn:" What the math is all of this Princess?," Marceline wanted to tell him everything. She could only mouth the words to him, but he couldn't read lips. She felt helpless. The hero of Ooo couldn't help her now.
Deadpool:" So…ghhhh," He groined while trying to get up. The guards grabbed his wrists again, and shoved him back on his knees," So you're Finn, I'd offer you a Mentos if I could," He stared up at the Princess," This is kid you get to do all your dirty work. Heh, and you B**ch about putting your faith in people you think are idiots, or do you get off trying to act like you know what's best for everyone? No offense kid," looking back at Finn.
Finn:" Umm none taken."
Princess Bubblegum:" Finn, don't acknowledge him, it'll only feed his ego."
Deadpool:'' hah, the only chance you'd get me to feel better is by sucking my cashew lollipop till you get to the nut, BOOYA!"
Princess Bubblegum:" I'm done entertaining this idiot, Finn, take him out so we can get back to sleep."
Finn:" Whoah whoah whoah, no due process? You just want me to kill him while he's down."
Princess Bubblegum:" He is a stranger to Ooo, the law doesn't apply to him at all."
Finn:" Come on princess, I'm not gonna hurt the guy while he's down."
Deadpool:" Good man, fair fights always end in honor, respect and free beers, remember that when your balls drop."
Princess Bubblegum:" Finn, I commend you on keeping standing by your principles, but now is to the time to be cute, I'll say this one more time, Kill Deadpool so justice can be served."
Those were the same principles that made him the White Knight of Ooo, and now he's being told to forget them for a quick execution. Finn looked at a crippled Deadpool, then over to Marceline who could barely keep her head up, and finally Deadpool's Pink haired groupie with the same fashion sense. He took his years of service to the princess and weighed it against the events leading up to know. Finn turned his head to the princess.
Finn:" Why don't you call Hunson to do this, I'm sure he can bury this with everything else you've been hiding." Princess Bubblegum eyes grew wide, she was busted, and by the kid she once said was as dumb as she was smart.
Deadpool:" HAH, Perfect plot twist. Guess you didn't expect him to pull that fact out of his butt." The Princess had enough. Her web of lies was getting tangled with every second Deadpool lived. She got impatient trying to put an ending all of this. After taking a deep breath, her hand wondered to Finn's back, grabbing his sword from his backpack. No one knew what she was doing and didn't bother to stop her.
SLASH
THUD
All eyes were on Deadpool's head as it rolled to Princess Bubblegum's feet. Blood was shooting up from Deadpool's lifeless body like a geyser, and falling on everyone present. Finally, the princess got her hands dirty. She still held on to Finn's sword, baptized in Deadpool's blood , feeling the rush of energy after killing a living person.
If Marceline couldn't speak before, she sure as S*** couldn't do it now. Her eyes met with Deadpool's severed head. She forced them shut, giving in to her emotions, tears ran down her face as she tried her best to scream. It was like watching a deaf person suffer when they walked into a group of people talking. Her body gave up, she fell to the floor, crying her eyes out. Deadpool was more than a friend to her. Thoughts of them raced through her head, trying to savior every moment. The worst thought that went through her mind, was that after this was all over, she was gonna ask if wanted to stay with her in Ooo. Being Immortal meant you got to watch everyone you love die. Only few people in her life were exempt from that. Deadpool was one of them because of his Healing Factor. Now she had lost the hope of finding someone to laugh with for eternity.
Unlike Marceline, Pinkie Pie never saw one of her best friends die. She took it pretty bad. Adrenaline started pumping through her veins as her eyes become blood shot. Marceline gave in to her emotions, as did Pinkie Pie. However, her emotions didn't cripple her. Thanks to Eris giving Pinkie Pie a little extra crazy in her step, her mind went blank, and at that moment she was in full berserker mode.
Princess Bubblegum:" Fantastic, I'll have to bath in bleach to get this crap out."
Pinkie Pie:" MMMMMMM," every inch of Pinkie Pie fought against the rope keeping her tied up. The rope dug further into her body the harder she struggled. Her head tilted upwards until she was facing the ceiling while she kept screaming through the tape on her mouth….until they all broke under Pinkie Pies new found strength. " HMMMM,"rip NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The ropes that subdued her were ripped apart. She stood up, tears falling out of her mask, the same mask she saw on the floor still covering Deadpool's severed head. All she could see now was red. Everyone back away from here, not knowing what she would do next. The first one to feel her wrath was Peppermint Butler. He tried to find a place to run, but the hallway was too crowded for him to escape. It wouldn't matter anyway, Pinkie Pie started stepping on his back, cracking his entire body. She kept at it until what was left of him was bits and pieces. Her boot was now grinding his remains into a fine powder, only leaving his uniform and the Pinkie Pie's butcher knives he confiscated. She picked them up, and started slicing her way through the guards. They all fled in terror, only to be stabbed to death. It didn't matter how far someone of them got, Pinkie Pie would catch up to them. The only people to make who survived were Marceline, Finn and Princess Bubblegum. The only reason Finn and the Princess escaped was because Pinkie Pie just saw figures, to her it didn't matter who was at the receiving end of her blades, just as long as her blood lust was satisfied
_3 days Later_
Newspapers were flying off every shelf with two particular juicy articles. One covered the story on the Ice King's winter rampage in the Fire Kingdom. Thanks to Deadpools little gift, he was able to bring a new "Ice Age" look to Flame Princesses Empire. Snowcapped volcanos were cold enough to stop the everlasting flow of lava. Snow fell from every corner of the Fire Kingdom, keeping all its inhabitants form venturing outside.
The news about Princess Bubblegum's lack of effort to help the Lemon People was on the front page. Everyone in Ooo knew that she knew about how Lemongrab tortured his subjects and not only did she ignore it, thinking the situation would handle itself, she tried to cover it up by getting Hunson to get rid of anyone who knew the truth. Pictures of her lab plastered the front page. They came from an unknown source who would only identify himself as "Prince Hot-bod."
One article didn't stand out as much. The obituary section mentioned that a service was being held at the Candy Kingdom graveyard that day. Only four people showed up, not including Starchie. Finn, Jake, Marceline, and Pinkie Pie gathered around one headstone. The epitaph read " Here Lies Wade "Deadpool" Wilson. A man who taught us that bad guys, can make the best good guys."
Marceline and Pinkie Pie had moved into Finn and Jake's tree fort until Marceline house was rebuilt. Pinkie Pie became good friends with Finn despite trying to kill him. She even showed Jake how to make a Chimi Cherry Changa. Jake tried his best to get everyone on good spirits. Finn told him everything that happened at the castle, but since Jake wasn't there, he didn't know the level of pain they all went through. Jake pulled out the big guns by bringing his kids over to the tree fort to meet everyone. Sometimes Finn would stay up late with Marceline and hold her while she cried her heart out when thoughts of Deadpool got to be too much for her.
_Candy Kingdom Cemetary_
When everyone left Deadpool's service, Starchie finished filling up Deadpool's grave with soil. Beads of sweat dripped from Starchie's face. He grabbed a bottle of water from the cooler he kept near his shed. The cold water helped him beat the heat as took a few sips and poured some of it on his head.
Starchie:" Phew, that sure hit the spot,"
Starchie went back to work on Deadpool's grave. He put a fresh layer of soil on top of his grave so something could grow. As he continued to work, he noticed that the cool feeling he got from pouring water on his head still felt cold. He ignored it and continued to work. For some reason it state to get colder, and colder. In less than 5 seconds it got so bad he could see his breath. Starchie started getting paranoid.
Starchie:" Dag nabbit Ice king, Starchie told you once , he'll tell ya agin to," He thought he was going to be looking at the Ice King for a second. Instead, Starchie saw a woman walking towards Deadpool's grave. She walking so much as hovering though. The women was as pale as the moonlight, wearing a black corset that showed off her ample breasts. Her skirt consisted of black silk strips, flowing over what Starchie though was her legs, but there was some kind of mist that followed her so it was hard to see. A cape draped across her back with a hood that didn't quite cover her face. Strachie was getting weirded out. He look at her make up, and frankly it make look creepy. Lines of black make up made it seem like she wanted to look like a skeleton. Her eyes also had black make up around them, but the eyes themselves were white as a ghost.
Starchie:'' uh heheh, How ya doing good lookin, dropping off or picking up," His laughed was tainted by the cold chill he felt around her," Sorry bout that, Starchie tells jokes when he gets…," he was interrupted by her answering his joke of a question.
?:" I'm picking up a dear friend of mine."
Starchie:" hehehehe," He chuckled nervously," well the only friends you'll find here are the worms."
The women stood in front of Deadpool's grave, stretching her arms out and focused her gaze, thinking about Deadpool's coffin. What it might look like, or how sexy he'd look in it. Suddenly, the ground started to shake. The soil Starchie put on Deadpool's grave was rising and falling to the side. Something was coming out of Deadpool's grave, and this women was doing.
?:" Would you mind giving us some privacy?"
Starchie:" You mean you and the," he figured it out," you don't have to ask Starchie twice to get the heck out of dodge." Starchie ran as fast as he could, thinking this was some kind of new Zombie Apocalypse.
Something came out of Deadpool's grave. It was levitating in the air while the dirt was falling from it. It was Deadpool's Coffin. It was just your ordinary pine box, big enough to fit him and his decapitated head. After the coffin was lifted from the grave site, the women waved her hands to bring the coffin closer to her. It was obvious that she knew magic, but something about her screamed trouble. She set Deadpool's casket down close enough for her to push the lid open.
?:" Time to wake up lover."
Deadpool:" YAWN! Holy crap, how long was I out?"
*Not long enough. We've been gone the last couple of chapters, while you're still the main character. When do we get our own chapter where we talk and you just sit there laughing at our jokes?*
( I doubt the fans would like Deadpool being reduced to a living sitcom laugh track)
Deadpool:" Wait, you mean shows aren't recorded in front of a live audience…. …DUDES! Oh my glob I've missed you guys."
*We missed ya too buddy. Who's Glob? Did you join a cult while we were gone?*
Deadpool:" I have no idea, more importantly , how'd I get my Healing factor back, and why am I in a coffin."
?:" Yoo hoo," Deadpool look up to see a women looking at him with bedroom eyes," Got room in there for two?"
*Dude just say yes, we're in the perfect setting for an Addams Family Themed porno*
Deadpool:" DEATH! Is that you? Long time no see babe, what brings you here?"
Death:" My sister sends her regards. It's funny when she gets frantic after losing one of her favorite toys."
Deadpool:" Eris is your sister? "
*Plot twist!, YEEEAAAHHAAA*
( Is it wrong that I want to see them together licking ice cream from the same cone? Eeyup, I need a towel)
Death:" Your last ditch effort saved you my love. The old man who you gave the Cosmic Cube to, caused enough chaos for my sister to hear your payers. I arrived just in time ward off the curse that sealed your mutant powers. It was a simple curse to be honest with you. You need to plan for these kind of dilemmas."
Deadpool:" I'll get right on that….Tomorrow? But first I need to pay a visit to father of the year."
The next chapter will be the last one for the Adventure Time Saga. Thank you everyone for reading my fan fics. The reviews you guys leave is what keeps me motivated to write more. Which is why I have my own idea to where I want to send Deadpool next, unless someone has a better idea.
