Okay, this chapter is dedicated ultimately to Artemis of the Golden Apple (again... cuz I think I already dedicated a chapter to her... but that's okay, cuz, well, I have a really good reason!). So we got into a conversation about the music we liked and musicals and a whole bunch of other stuff! But, she mentioned that Wicked was sooo overdone in her school and she couldn't take it anymore when someone sings Defying Gravity. Well, since I love all things Wicked, I decided to go reread the book (I'm at the point when Nessa goes to Shiz! Yay! Well, no, not really...) and then I had this wonderful idea- and I've had the main idea for a while. I said a few chapters ago that No Good Deed was Edward's song. Totally is. So, I started writing it- but when I looke at the scene, there was so much more! So I added a few more songs, making this the ultimate medley. I might have more Wicked chapters, but this is the ULTIMATE (especially for chapter 10!). This all webbed from this convo with Artemis. Oh, and I bet you'll never be able to scream after hearing Defying Gravity after this! Well, maybe from laughter...

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or (get ready) any of the following songs from the musical Wicked: Defying Gravity, No Good Deed, No One Mourns the Wicked, and March of the Witch Hunters

The Cullens and the pack were ready to fight. All was left was to say goodbye to Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Seth. They were leaving for their night in the mountains.

"Edward, if they come your way, you must fight them! Understand, son? For Bella, you must keep her safe!" Carlisle told him, worried that this would be the last time he would see his son.

"I understand. I'll see you tomorrow- I promise." Edward reassured, and they began their trip up the mountains, Bella on his back. They could vaguely hear the singing in the background.

Cullens:
Go and hunt her
And find her
And kill her

Wolves:
(spoken) Good fortune, leech!

Cullens:
Go and hunt her
And find her
And kill her

Wolves:
(spoken) Kill the Witch!

Cullens:
Evilness must be punished
Evil effectively eliminated
Evilness must be punished
Kill the Witch!

Alice:
(spoken) And this is more than just a service to the town!
I have a personal score to settle with his mate-
The Witch!

(sung) It's due to him I'm like this
His bite made this occur
So for once I'm glad we're soulless
You'll be soulless killing her!

Emmett:

And Edward also
Has a grievance to repay
If he'd let us killed her then
When Bella was young
He wouldn't have this problem today!

Cullens and wolves:

Kill her! Kill the witch!

Wolves:
Evilness must be punished
Leeches and bloodsucker, I would join you if I could
Because evilness must be punished
Punished
Punished
But good!

"Um… thanks?" Jacob muttered in his head and Edward laughed.

"I know, my family is so weird. They're rubbing off on the pack, sorry."

"Faster, Edward, faster! I feel like I'm flying!!" Bella chanted from Edward's arms.

"Bella, you're not-" Edward was interrupted when the human decided to belt out lyrics. Of course, that's not without messing them up a bit… Edward had to wonder just how much sleep she had been getting lately.

Bella:
Tell them how I am
Defying gravity
I'm flying high
Defying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown
And nobody in all of Forks
No knives or spoons or even sporks
Is ever gonna bring me down!

"Bella, you're not flying. We're running. Or rather, I'm running, because you would hurt yourself," Edward said slowly, as if speaking to a mental patient. She just giggled nonsensically.

"Bella, I need to go fight!" Jacob yelled. "I need to help!"

"But, Jacob…" Bella cried. "I can't lose you! Please, stay with me!"

"I can't do that Bella. I'd rather die of glory than heartbreak. I love you." The werewolf backed away into the woods and then he was gone.

Bella:
(spoken) Jacob!
(sung) Oh please don't be hurt, please be alive, please don't leave me.

Oh please don't be hurt, please be alive, please don't leave me.

Victoria attacked, snarling and trying to get to Bella. Edward and her were neck and neck, but Edward, being the self loathing creature he is, was convinced that he would lose and lose Bella.

Bella cried out. She could lose both of them at the same time. She couldn't take it.

Edward:
Let her flesh not be torn
Let her blood leave no stain
If they kill her
Let her feel no pain
Let her bones never break
And however they try
To destroy her
Let her never die:
Let her never die:

Bella:
Edward, be careful, Edward, don't get hurt, Edward please get her

Edward be careful, Edward don't be hurt, Edward, oh Edward!:

What good is this fighting?
I don't even know what I'm seeing!
It's going too fast for my eyes!
Jacob, where are you?
Already dead, or bleeding?
One more disaster I can add to my
Generous supply?

Unlimited
The damage is unlimited
To everyone I've tried to help
Or tried to love
And, oh, Jacob, you're the latest
Victim of my greatest achievement
In a long career of distress
Every time I could, I tried making good
And what I made was a mess!

Edward:
No good deed goes unpunished
No act of charity goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
That's my new creed
My road of good intentions
Led where such roads always lead
No good deed
Goes unpunished!

Bella:
Jacob

The Cullens
Edward…

EDWARD!

One question haunts and hurts
Too much, too much to mention:
Should I really lose my soul
Is it beyond comprehension?

Edward:
Is this all good deeds are
When looked at with an ice-cold eye?
If that's all good deeds are
Maybe that's the reason why

No good deed goes unpunished
Trying to keep her should be circumvented
No good deed goes unpunished
Sure, I meant well -
Well, look at what well-meant did:

All right, enough - so be it
So be it, then:
Let all the wolves be agreed
I'm wicked through and through
Since I can not succeed
Bella, saving you
I promise no good deed
Will I attempt to do again
Ever again
No good deed
Will I do again!

"I am an essentially wicked creature, it's true," Edward murmured to himself as he lunged for Victoria- this time it worked. Bella's blood reached his nose, but he was too busy to notice. "But I am also selfish, and I could never live without Bella."

Victoria's head rolled around and was eventually turned to ashes. Edward propped Bella up on his back again and they ran through the forests to his family.

Bella:

There's no fight we cannot win
Just you and I
Defying gravity
With you and I
Defying gravity
They'll never bring us down!

The Edward slowly unloaded Bella from his back, and being the klutz she is, she fell to the ground with a plop

"What ever happened to never bringing us down?" she demanded and Edward rolled his eyes.

"Bella, I told you… we were running, not flying!"

"Is she gone?" the rest of the Cullens asked eagerly. Bella and Edward nodded their heads happily.

Emmett:
No one mourns the Wicked

Rosalie:
No one cries "They won't return!"

ALL Cullens:

No one lays a lily on their grave

"ALRIGHT, STOP WITH THE WICKED! I ALREADY KNOW WE'RE EVIL! WE'RE VAMPIRES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Edward shouted and the family inched away. He had cracked.

Ta-da! See how many songs from one musical I managed to fit into one chapter? ONE! Oh yeah, I also have a new story us, Somehow I Know and I'll be putting one up called We're Brothers in just a few minutes! AND if you haven't read What Edward Cullen Will Never Do or you have but didn't review a chapter, please do so! Normally, I don't do this, but it's driving me insane becuase... I hae 99 reviews for it. And it's done. NINETY NINE! One more to a hundred! I had an idea for a bonus chapter, but I'm not sure if I should write it. So, go review it and help me decide! Hint: It has to do with Emmett.