Zim: Zim's voice sounds funny!
Dib: Why are we doing this again?
Desi: Because it was a dare. Be in a helium filled room for a whole chapter.
Red: *Talking into a transmission* Yes this your Tallest! Now hurry and get us out of here! ...because the girl who kidnapped us filled the room with helium. ...Hey! Stop laughing! Its not funny! We need saving here! *Transmission cuts off*
Purple: No ones coming are they?
Red: Nope.
Desi: First up is Tritops1
Tritops1:
Well hello again! I'll just get right into it.
Dib: jingle bells backwards. NAO.
Desi: NAO?
Dib: There was no hidden message in it, just some jerk who likes scaring people.
Desi: Ooh! Those things always make me jump! Its funny.
Zim: you're a very pretty muffin. Do you have holes in your clothes for your PAK? It's always over them and I didn't know.
Zim: Yes, they are in every Irken clothing, just like how pathetic human clothing always comes with arm holes and neck holes.
Tallest: dude. You guys are seven foot nine? That's...insanely tall. Also, are your organs crushed all the time? Your waists are really tiny.
Purple: Our armor is made so we could fit in it without hurting our insides.
Red: Otherwise we'd be dead from our own armor.
Desi: But seriously though! Its just a little sliver! Its like as thick around as my arm!
Red: And because it is, a laser could hit our waist and not hurt us.
Desi: How?
Purple: I don't know! Something about pressure or something... Who cares? We're protected.
Tak: poke zim in the eye. Repeatedley.
Tak: My pleasure. *Starts poking Zim's eyes*
Zim: Hey! Stop that! Ow! STOP POKING ZIM! *Claws the air*
Tak: *Laughs and continues*
Desi: since you seemed to like the song I made the tallest sing, you can make them sing any other song by that band. It's called creature feature. Look them up and give red curtis's amazing sideburns. And purple has to have suspenders on! YAY!
Desi: I don't really like any of the other songs though, its so... dark. I'm not dark, like at all.
Oh and do you want to know madeline's original dare? This is not to be done. Don't do it for the sake of your sanity! Ok. The dare was... Zim had to uh... Well... Run naked through the streets while the tallest watched. NO DO DIS. DON'T. Please tell me why I am friends with that girl. Please.
Ya well, i'm tired so... Bye.
Zim: *Stops everything* What?
Desi: Don't worry! We won't do it.
Zim: *Grumbles and Tak continues poking*
Desi: Next is PartyPoisonandFunGhoul
PartyPoisonandFunGhoul:
*stands up and claps* WOOOOOHOOOO! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING SINGERS! "Invader Zim Musical" made no sense, and yet it was SO FREAKIN' MUCH BETTER then HSM! *giggles insanely* You guys rock.
Haha... The Tallest had to sing "I'm Too Sexy." That was awesome. I GOTS A DARE FOR THEM-they have to dress up like Wayne and Garth from "Wayne's World" for a chapter, and they have to talk like them (you know, say "bogus," "excellent," "dude," stuff like that).
Purple: Who are these humans?
Desi: Its from a movie. *Dresses them up and makes Purple as Garth and Red as Wayne*
Red: I hate this outfit.
Desi: No, your going to say it looks radical right now.
Red: Why?
Desi: Because... I don't know. Just say it!
Red: It looks radical?
Desi: Eh, better I guess.
Dib... I was sad when you got your hair cut off. I love it. But I was happy when it grew back, so it's all good! Your dare is to dress up like Harry Potter and speak with a British accent for a chapter! Sorry, it's just that I see a guy wil black hair and glasses and think, "HARRY POTTER!"
Desi: Why does everyone think that? Am I the only one whos completely clueless?
Dib: *Goes into another room and comes out looking like Harry Potter*
Desi: *Stares at him; thinking* Your missing something... OOH! I know! *Hands him a stick* Perfect.
Dib: Um, ok.
Desi: You have to talk in a british accent now.
Dib: *Now in british accent* Fine, fine.
Desi-I WISH I HAD PURPLE HAIR! But... My mom won't let me dye it. Oh, well.
Zim, if something absurd happened... Like, say, I don't know, your mission turned out to be fake (again, we're being hypothetical here), and Dib stopped hating you, is there even the SLIGHTEST possible chance of you guys becoming friends?
Well, see y'all later. Piece! I mean, Peace!
~Party Poison
Zim: Never! He's a filthy human!
Desi: I completely hate ZaDR, but even I have to admit you guys could make great friends.
Dib: No we couldn't!
Desi: Fine, say what you want. Sheesh. Next is EE Lover
EE Lover:
OKAY! CALL ME CAKEZ, ALL OF YOU!
Dib: Hug Zim and LIKE IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! TORTURE!
Dib: Again? Seriously?
Desi: Yes, now hug. No complaining!
Dib: Fine, get over here Zim.
Zim: Eh? NO GET AWAY FROM ZIM!
*Dib ignores and hugs him for a split second*
Dib: Your so afraid for the slightest things.
Zim: Zim is not afraid of anything.
Dib: Right...
Tallest Purple: Why do you sound like the one-eyed alien in Lilo and Stitch?
Purple: *What is she talking about?
Desi: OH I LOVE PLEAKLEY! He's awesome. Its funny when he dresses like a girl!
Purple: Who is this 'pleakley?' I wanna know!
Desi: Its another character your voice actor plays.
Purple: I have a voice actor?
Desi: *Facepalms* Do we have to go over this AGAIN?
Tak: Look up on Youtube the following video- Tak- I don't really like you and tell me what you think! Then sing it to Zim! GO SKYE SWEETNAM! I'm quite random aren't I...
Tak: Fine. *Goes and watches video then comes back*
Desi: So how was it?
Tak: Well at least it wasn't all lovey nonsense. *Crosses arms*
Desi: Right... No go sing it too him! *Pushes her on the dancefloor*
Tak: *Grumbles and takes mic*
Desi: *Puts in CD and the song plays*
Tak:
I know what you're trying to do
Make me fall for you
Oh why I'd like you to leave
And leave me alone
Everywhere I go,
You'll always be there,
Try to give you hints to leave
(But it's like it came of the other ear)
Desi: *Pushes Zim towards her; Zim just stands there, not knowing what to do*
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
You and your friends are dense
You dont make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
Why have you done this to me (You know I'm busy)
Oh why I've been nice so far
But I can't take it anymore
Time passes by
And you wonder why I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothin' to me
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
You and your friends are dense
You dont make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
You heard what I said
I said I dont really like you
Time passes by
And you wonder why
I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothin' to me
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
You and your friends are dense
You dont make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
I said I dont really like you
*Mic explodes then Daniel comes in and eats the ashes*
Desi: Daniel! Get out of here!
Daniel: *Growls*
Desi: *Laughs nervously* Go ahead...
Tak: You are a servant to your pet.
Desi: He's very persuasive.
Tak: Right...
Gaz AND Tak: Sing a duet of 'Girlfriend' to Zim.
Tak: More singing?
Zim: Yes! Sing to Zim! Zim is worthy to be sung to!
Desi: Let me get this straight... You don't like either Tak or Gaz, but you want them to sing to you...?
Zim: Yes.
Desi: I don't get you.
Gaz: Let's get this over with, I have things to do. *Grabs a mic and drags Tak with her onto the dancefloor*
Desi: *Puts in CD* Oh I love Avril!
Gaz and Tak:
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Alright, alright, alright
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm precious
And so yeah, I'm a hey, hey princess
I can tell you like me too and you know
I'm right I'm right, I'm right, I'm right
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybodys talking about
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know its not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
And again and again and again
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
And again and again and again
Cause she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking about
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend
Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Woo, 'cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
Hey, she's so stupid, just what were you thinking
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, just what were you thinking?
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend No way, no way
Hey, hey, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way, no way, no way
*Mics turn green and melt down a drain*
Desi: WOO! That was awesome! *Claps*
Tak: Oh silence! That was a pitiful song.
Desi: You just don't understand.
Zim: Give me your computer and a copy of World of Warcraft, all the expansion packs up to Cataclysm!
Zim: No, filthy dirt child.
Desi: *Gives him world of warcraft and expansion packs to cataclysm* Take these to her. As for Computer, hes staying.
Computer: I don't even want to be HERE! Sheesh!
*Zim grumbles and leaves then comes back few minutes later*
GIR: Become loyal to only me! and please bring me some GIR merchandise, anything and everything from Hot Topic...
Gir: OKIEDOKIE! *Activates jetpacks and heads to Hot Topic*
Desi: Next up is Taruya-chan
Taruya-chan:
Cherry juice, huh? ... that was... unexpected.
Ruya: Who's dat talking?
Hm? Oh, me.
Taru: Who're you talking to Ruya?
Ruya: IT'S NOT ME TALKING! IT'S HER! *tries to point somewhere, but can't find voice, so points to self*
Taru: ...
Yeah, it's me.
Taru: ...ooookaaaay... since when are we triplets?
Ruya: *shrugs*
Since never.
Taru: o.0 ... OK...
Ruya: *reading chapter, giggles* Ah, Dib... you don't know the EXTENT as to what Zim hath done... so BLISSFULLY unaware! You must be enlightened to the doom of the world!
Taru: Ruya actually... FORGOT... what the chapter had... so she's reading it as we review. I'm not. *smiles* I remember all I need to know.
Ruya: HAHAHAhahaha! He's so cute! I love it when Zim's zapped... *giggles*
Taru: *ignoring Ruya* Zim shall be put on Trial, once more. All of the IZ world will be invited to watch his memories put on display. *grins* Except Dib. He shall remain mostly ignorant.
Ruya: *pauses in reading to announce stuff* The consequences for guilty are... A SURPRISE! The consequences for innocence are... not being punished!
Desi: *Whines* But its already been doneeee! Why do it again?
Zim: *Blinks* Zim was on trial?
Desi: Yes... Don't you remember going to Judgementia?
Zim: Yes, but Zim was not put on trial, he was given a surprise party! *Smiles remembering it*
Desi: *Sighs* Ok... fine... we'll do it. *Everyone except Dib goes on ship and goes to Judgementia.
Dib: HEY! Why aren't I allowed to come? *Grumbles and sits down*
Minimoose: Squeek!
Dib: Why aren't you in Judgementia?
Minimoose: *Shrugs* Squeek...
Dib: Oh. Ok then.
Desi: So here we are... at Judgmentia... Zim's hooked up to lots of wires right now. *Zim waves* Yea... so lets get this started!
*Clips show on the screen all of Zim's memories, starting when he was first born, the day that became known as Horrible Painful Overload Day which was caused by Zim clogging the smeets, the day he went up to the surface with Skoodge and seeing a young Red and Purple...*
Desi: OH MY GOSH ITS THE YOUNG RED AND PURPLE! My life is complete.
Purple: *Rolls eyes*
Red: We look better taller.
*...the day Zim created an infinite energy obsorbing blob which killed Tallest Miyuki, the day Tallest Spork first reigned ...then being eaten later that day, the day he destroyed Irk in Impending Doom I, and a whole bunch of other memories of him, including one where he kisses an Irken animal that looks kinda like a chipmunk*
Tak: ...What were you kissing?
Zim: Eh? Oh... Uh... OH MY! LOOK OVER THERE! *Points somewhere else; Tak turns around and Zim pretends to be a statue*
Tak: Your still there.
Zim: No, I'm not! You are clearly hallucinating!
Tak: *Facepalms*
Desi: Well since the Control Brains are currently... broken... right now, I'll decide if he's a defective or not.
Zim: ZIM IS NO DEFECT! Zim was declared most incredible Irken you know. *Beams proudly*
Desi: ...Anyways... Even though I adore Zim and everything, I'm declaring him a defect just for the consequences.
Zim: ZIM IS NO DEFECT! *Growls and tries strangling her but the wires are still attached to his PAK*
Purple: YEA! PUMBLE HIM DOWN!
Red: DO YOUR WORST, MAN!
*Tallest clap and cheer*
Desi: *Pushes button and everyones back in Desi's room*
Dib: So how was the trial which I WASN'T ALLOWED TO!
Desi: Oh, Zim's a defect.
Dib: Wow.
Ruya: *afta the trial* Okies, if he's guilty, stick a couple of bunny ears on his head, and let him do whatever he wants on the Massive. And Earth. Basically, let loose. In other words... FREEDOOOOOOOOOM!
Taru: DOOM. *giggles happily* Ah...
Desi: Aw! Hey, anyone seen that picture on deviantart with Zim in bunny ears? ITS SO FREAKIN ADORABLE! I COULD JUST DIE HE'S SO CUTEEE!
*Everyone looks at her weirdly*
Zim: Zim is not wearing filthy bunny ears! I don't care how fluffy the rodent is!
Desi: *Sticks bunny ears on his head* Ok, so remember how earlier I told you my life was complete. Yea, well I change my mind. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
*Dib snickers*
Zim: *Growls* Shut your noise tube! And YOU! *Points to Desi* I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE A FILTHY LIKE A DRESS UP DOLL!
Desi: How about this, I make a deal with you. You can take off the ears, OR You can have the Massive all to yourself.
Zim: Eh... Zim will keep the bunny ears on.
Desi: Awesome!
Red: WHAT? NO!
Desi: YEP! *Zim laughs and Desi pushes a button which takes him on the Massive; you can hear Zim all the way from space, riding it and being crazy*
Red: HE'S RUINING OUR SHIP I CAN FEEL IT!
Purple: WE JUST FIXED IT DUDE!
*Evil Zim laughter is heard*
Desi: *Shrugs* He's happy. Who wouldn't be?
*Zim comes back hours later; the Massive is... ruined. He then takes a laser and goes throughout the city, shooting everyone until he sees the scary chihuahua, yells 'Madness!' and runs all the way back to Desi's house*
Ruya: Hey, why haven't Tak or Gaz been forced to do anything with THEIR fans?
Taru: 'Cause they're girls.
Ruya: Hmph, well, I'll find a wayyyyy- IKNOW! Gaz and Tak shall go shopping at the mall with a buncha their friends for a few hours! ^o^ *reads snippets whenever Taru's talking bout boring stuff*
Taru: Works, I guess. Hey, Gaz, what're you going to do with the syrup? . . . USE IT.
Dib: What friends? For as long as I've known her, she's never even spoken to another girl!
Gaz: *Growls* I've never seen you with any boys either.
Desi: Why don't you go with eachother then! *Gives them each $7,000 dollars and hands Gaz her syrup* In case you wanna squirt it on any prep stores or Justin Beaver merchandise.
Gaz: *Shrugs* Sure.
*Gaz and Tak leave and come back many many hours later with lots of stuff; the news comes on*
News lady: We're here to report of major destruction that happened here at the mall. All the Justin Bieber merchandise has been covered in syrup and basically every store has been destoryed except the gaming store
Desi: You guys are awesome.
Ruya: *inspiration STRIKES!* SHNOOKY! *pats head* Go up to the Tallests, and say, "Daddy! I wuv you!" and hug one of em' nicely. The other, you'll suddenly turn EVIL on, and go, "GROWR! YOU WUZ MEAN TO DADDY! I DESTROY YOU NOW!" and do your worst.
Taru: . . . I'm gettin' popcorn. *munches on some*
Shnooky: What have I told you people! I am not a real Earth baby!
Desi: Go on, it's either do this or from now on whenever someone talks to you they'll do it in a baby voice.
Shnooky: Fine... *Goes up to Purple and hugs him around the legs* Daddy, I love you...
Purple: This guys creeping me out!
Shnooky: *Goes over to Red* Your mean to daddy! I shall destroy you!
Red: Why is he calling you daddy?
Purple: I don't know!
Shnooky: *Attacks Red with a flaregun; fire and explosions are heard along with Red's screaming*
Red: AHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME!
Purple: I'll get him! Come here you little-
Shnooky: I'M NOT LITTLE!
*More chaos happens off screen*
Desi: Why is all this destruction making me thirsty?
Spleenk: I dunno.
Desi: *Shrugs*
Red: *In background* THAT THING SINGED MY ANTENNA!
Purple: Anyone have any bandages?
Desi: No.
Red: ITS TRYING TO EAT MY HEAD!
Desi: Shnooky! No eating the characters!
Red: *Comes back on screen all beaten and bruised* I'm ok! Sorta...
Ruya: Hm... *rereads a line on previous chapter* I... no... picnic- GASPETH! NOO! NO PICNIC! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING! *quickly puts together and teleports a huge picnic over* THERE! You... *pant* have a picnic... Tallest Red...
Red: A picnic? Um... ok.
Desi: *Hands picnic basket* There you go! I packed you lots of sandwiches and nachos!
Red: Mmmm, nachos. *Leaves*
Purple: HEY! I want a picnic too!
Desi: No! You can't have one!
Taru: Hey... what was Jingle Bells backwards, Dib? ...tell us. Now.
Dib: Nothing, just someone being a jerk and trying to scare people.
Ruya: Desi, WHY do people think Dib's a clone? ...is he? Am I missing something? 0.o
Dib: Wait-
Desi: *Covers his head with a soundproof glass* Jhonen said if the show had continued he would show Dib finding out he was a clone made my Professor Membrane. *Uncovers glass*
Dib: What is everyone talking about?
Desi: You are a unicorn.
Dib: Now that's ridiculous.
Desi: Well its true. *Sticks tongue out*
Taru: Dib, *smiles benignly* how have your thoughts changed about Zim since you know he's defective and stuff? Although, you didn't see the trial, you DO know about the stuff talked about it earlier chapters.
Dib: Earth is never safe with an alien around!
Desi: ...So basically nothings changed.
Dib: Nope.
Desi: Good! For a second I thought the universe would implode on itself.
*Everyone hears a faint 'Doomed... Doomed... Doomed...' from a certain scary teacher*
Ruya: I'M DELIGHTED! =D
"But you'll rule us all adorably!"
Ruya: Yes, so adorably... with those giant, radiactive rubber pants marching through your veins!
Taru: I just had to quote something today... Dib, speak in Italian the rest of the time. Or, if not that, thennnn Spanish, por favor.
Desi: Aww someone quoted me! I feel so honored!
Dib: But I don't know any Italian or Spanish.
Desi: I'll fix that! *Shoots him with Italian ray gun*
Dib: quello che e successo?
Desi: WOW! He's speaking Italian with a British accent! How cool is that?
Dib: whoa parlo italiano.
Desi: What'd he say?
Dib: Ho detto che puo parlare italiano!
Desi: *Stares at him* Huh...?
Dib: oh dimenticare! *Crosses arms and sits down*
Desi: What got him upset?
Ruya: Skooge must take a cleansing shower, in case he didn't have time to before he got here. Then I DARE him to go on a date with a fangirl!
Skoodge: Ok! *Leaves and comes back an hour later all squeeky clean*
Desi: Bring the fangirl out here!
*Fangirl comes in; she sees Skoodge and squeels*
Desi: *Throws Skoodge towards her; the fangirl glomps him and tackles him with kisses then drags him away*
Taru: Dib shall work at a fastfood restaurant for a while. Maybe Macmeaties, Maybe Shloogorg's, maybe both.
Desi: I pick macmeaties! Only because I'm hungry and I really don't wanna eat alien food.
Dib: ma io non voglio.
Desi: Yea whatever. Go to Macmeaties and get me a double meatie meat.
Dib: *Grumbles and leaves*
Desi: Aww I think he's happy.
Computer: I don't think so...
Desi: YES HE IS!
Computer: Um... Ok?
Ruya: OH! *raises hand ecstatically* GIMME ZIM CLONE! GIMME GIMME! I WANT HIM! Give him to MEEEEE!
Desi: *Shrugs* Sure. *Puts clone in Floating Talking Box* You better not mess this up! I'm warning you!
Floating Talking Box: Don't worry! I won't! Sheesh!
Desi: Good! *Box floats away*
Taru: I like long chapters. Hm... I wonder why we don't have as much to say? Did we forget anything...
Ruya: YEAH! We forgot all SORTS of stuff! Liiiike we need to tell them to do something DANGEROUS!
Taru: . . . oh YEAH. It's been a while since I've destroyed some character.
Ruya: GIR! Take MiMi, and JUMP INTO DA SUN TO MAKE PRETTY FIREWORKS!
Taru: Tallests, take the Massive, and crash it into Earth! On accident!
Ruya: ...how can they crash it on ACCIDENT?
Taru: There are ways, Ruya, ways you can not begin to comprehend. Lard Nar, crash your ship on Irk. Then take it to a repair shop there and ask for it to be repaired, and see if they'll actually do it.
Gir: Come on Mimi! Lets blow up on the sun!
Mimi: *Nods*
*They go to the sun and blow up; everyone watches from a screen*
Shloonk: Ooh... Pretty...
Desi: Yes, very. *Pushes button and Mimi and Gir appear totally unharmed* Did you guys have fun?
Gir: YES! *Mimi nods*
Desi: *Turns to Tallest* Go crash your Massive into the Earth already!
Red: We'll ruin our ship though!
Purple: Who cares about the ship? I wanna destroy stuff!
Red: Fine.
*Red and Purple get on their ship and crash straight into Mount Rushmore; Washington's head falls off and Lincoln's beard falls off. Oh and Jefferson's face is fractured. Everyone runs and screams with their arms flailing everywhere*
Desi: I always wondered what would happen if something happened to Mount Rushmore.
Dib: Non posso credere che solo gli stranieri si e schiantato in un importante monumento! *Yanks his hair
Desi: *Stares at Dib* You go have fun with that! *Turns to Lard Nar* Go ahead Lard Nar! Have fun!
Lard Nar: YES! *Hops on a ship and heads to Irk*
*The Tallest come back*
Purple: WOO! That was fun!
Red: That was pretty hilarious.
Desi: Aw look at you all happy! *Presses button and the Massive is repaired but not Mount Rushmore* Your just in time to see Lard Nar crash into Irk now!
Tallest: WHAT?
Red: That wasn't supposed to happen!
Purple: Yea!
Desi: *Whines* But its funnnn... See? *Points to the screen where Lard Nar crashes into Irk and you see explosions and hear Irkens screaming*
Red: Great... Now we're going to have to fix all this when this thing's over!
Purple: *Whines* I don't wanna do more work!
Desi: Don't be lazy. Sheesh.
Ruya: Dib-beast will happily say, "I'm crazy!", whenever Zimmeh speaks.
Taru: Gaz will say, "I'm a pretty princess!", whenever GIR speaks.
Ruya: Gaz will blow up if she tries to doom GIR. *growls*
Taru: Yes, and Lard Nar will blow up if he's mean to the Tallests. *snarls*
Unknown Voice that sounds identical to Ruya's and Taru's: And Tenn, Zim didn't take your Megadoomer. It was a shipping mistake, because the prisoners were in charge of the labels on packages.
Ruya: THERE'S THAT VOICE AGAIN!
Taru: ...what else could there be?
Ruya: *frowns* a GOODY-TWO-SHOES one.
Taru: *grimaces* Let's hope she doesn't show up. *relaxes* Tak, spontaneously combust because... because.
Gaz: I'd rather blow up.
Dib: ehi io non sono pazzo!
Desi: Ooh! I'd like pepperoni please!
Dib: dimenticare!
Desi: Hey... Did you ever get me my food from Macmeaties?
Dib: il tuo solo ora la realizzazione di tale?
Desi: Was that a yes or a no?
Dib: *Facepalms*
Zim: Your head is big!
Desi: Ok seriously? That subject is so yesterday.
Dib: Sono pazzo e la mia testa non grande!
Desi: Ooh! I heard grande! He said his head's not big. *Snickers*
Dib: *Crosses arms* Beh non ...
Desi: *Whines* I'm still hungry though... WHY DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY MANGOS AROUND HERE? I WANT A FREAKIN MANGO!
Zim: *Starts running around with his arms flailing* LOOK OUT! SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
Ruya: PLAY WITH FIREWORKS! Have a firework battle down there!
Taru: Desi, here's a ninja monkey robot slave. His name's George.
Ruya: *panics* GEORGE! NOOOOOO! WHY? WHY MY NINJA MONKEH!
Taru: *calmly* Because you were the only one with a ninja monkey robot slave.
Ruya: *twitches*
Desi: *Suddenly calms down* Aww! Its a cute monkey! *Hugs it*
Gir: MONKEY!
*Everyone turns to Gaz*
Gaz: *Growls* I'm... a pretty... princess. *Smashes the wall*
Desi: Eh... I'll fix that later. Time for the firework battle! Ready guys?
Zim: Do they cause pain?
Desi: Yes.
Zim: Zim is in!
Desi: Awesome! *Grabs lots of fireworks and everyone sets them off at eachother. It makes pretty colors*
Shloonk: OOH! Shiny!
Lard Nar: FIRE ON THE TALLEST!
Purple: FIRE ON THE RESISTY!
Desi: Who are you talking to? *Snickers*
Purple: *Looks around* Zim! Tak! Tenn! Skoodge! FIRE!
Skoodge: Yes, my Tallest! *Fires*
*Zim is too busy shooting fireworks at Dib*
Tak: Zim, you idiot! Come help your leaders! *Fires at the Resisty*
*Mimi fires at Zim*
Zim: Oh you retched-
Tak: *Blasting fires* Sorry! Can't hear you! *Laughs*
Zim: *Growls and fires at her*
Red: Would you quit fighting and help us?
Lard Nar: Yes! They're close to surrender!
Gaz: *Fires at Lard Nar and snickers*
Dib: andare Gaz! combattere gli alieni!
Gaz: *Fires at Dib*
Dib: AHHHH!
Gir: YAY! DOOM! *Fires at Tenn*
Tenn: Stupid SIR! Your worst than all the SIRs sent to me on Meekrob!
Gir: *Giggles and suddenly sips a suckmonkey*
Professor Membrane: *Testing the firework sparks and spazzing every once in awhile*
Desi: This is more like it. *Fires and puts on sunglasses* Pretty.
*More fireworks and pretty colors and explosions later the whole place is a burnt crisp*
Purple: Who won?
Red: *Shrugs*
Lard Nar: We did! Now give us your snacks!
Red: Never! And you didn't win! We did!
Lard Nar: No you didn't!
Desi: What is the point of all this...?
Zim: Irkens are more superior!
Desi: Can't argue with that.
Taru: Now then... everybody! *cheerfully* Drink cherry juice until you hurl!
Ruya: My...monkey...GONE...George...Questionairre...
Desi: But I don't like cherry juice... WHY COULDN'T YOU GUYS BE IMMUNE TO LEMONADE OR SOMETHING? I like lemonade... It's yummy... *Pouts*
Tak: Get over it. *Drinks it* This stuff ain't bad for being a human drink.
Zim: ZIM SHALL CONQUER IT! *Chugs some down*
Desi: *Huffs and sits down*
Gaz: *Shoves her some* Here. Drink.
Desi: Fine... *Drinks some* BLAH that stuff is horrible!
Dib: il vostro schifo.
Desi: I don't know what you said and I really don't care. *Shoves him cherry juice* Drink!
Dib: *Grumbles and takes juice* Perch preoccuparsi?
Desi: Go talk to someone who understands you! Sheesh!
*Everyone drinks gallons and gallons of cherry juice*
Desi: *Gagging* I HATE cherry juice! *Presses button and all the cherry juice vanishes* Much better.
Gir: *Still chugging cherry juice down*
Desi: GIVE ME THAT! *Takes it from him and throws it out the window*
Gir: Aww...
Taru: Now then, to top things off... Hm! Everybody, turn into the opposite species! Humans, turn Irken. Irkens and other aliens, turn human. Except Lard Nar- he turns Irken. GIR, MiMi, and Minimoose turn human! And if there are any aliens that we thought were human, like... is Desi human?
Ruya: *shrugs*
Taru: well... for puzzles like those... turn 'em Irken as well.
Ruya: GEORGE...
Taru: *grins* Enjoy the switch!
Ruya: MY GEORGEYKINZ- oo, it's a Zim!
Taru: *waves*
Ruya: *cheery* Bai bai!
Bai!
Desi: I am proud to be a human! Wouldn't have it any other way. ...Although I do wish I had a squeedly-spooch... I MEAN COME ON! That would be freakin' epic!
Zim: Yes, yes, squeedly-spooches are the most superior organ in the universe. WAIT! I don't want to become human again! THE HORROR!
Desi: *Completely ignores last comment* SEE! HE AGREES WITH ME!
Dib: Sono pazzo... io odio dire che.
Desi: What is it with you and pizza? *Presses button and Irkens turn human, Vortians turn Irken, humans turn Irken, and robots turn human*
Gir: I'm a real boy now! *Starts hopping around; giggling*
Desi: *Looking at her squeedily-spooch through an organ x-ray* I gotta admit... SQUEEDILY-SPOOCHES ARE AWESOME! *Hugs herself*
Gaz: *Continues playing her game and ignoring her new Irken self*
Zim: AHHHH! I'M HUMAN! NOOOOOOO!
Dib: siete gi stati in questa!
Zim: AHHHHH! A SPANISH IRKEN! *Points dramatically before running away screaming*
Dib: io sono di lingua italiana!
Minimoose: *Turns Irken*
Desi: Ohhhh... He's Vortian, duh. So he turns Irken! I just had a breakthrough!
Mimi: *Looking at herself; tries to speak but it turns out she's mute*
Gir: Don't worries Mimi! I still loves you! *Hugs her*
Desi: *Wipes a happy tear away* It's just so precious!
Zim: GIR! No falling in love with the enemy!
Desi: Oh would you relax? They both are only about the age of seven!
Zim: *Completely clueless* So?
Desi: *Facepalms*
Lard Nar: AHHHHHH! I am the enemy! *Feels for his horns* NOOOOO! My horns are gone! Now all I have are these stupid antennae! *Yanks on them*
Spleenk: *Checking himself out* I kinda like being Irken!
Professor Membrane: *Pretends nothing has happened*
Dib: pap mi irken! sei irken! ...e non hai idea, vero?
Professor Membrane: Not now son! I'm on the verge of curing claustrophobia! And I have no idea what you're saying!
Dib: Come si pu curare claustrofobia?
Purple: Don't look at me! I'm hidious!
Red: I'M A FILTHY HUMAN! THIS ISN'T GOOD!
Purple: Change us back!
Desi: I'm not complaining! I'm having fun with my squeedily-spooch! *Sighs dreamily* I love that word...
Red: *Falls to the ground* I HAVE WHITE SKIN! Where's my wonderful green skin?
Purple: I miss my skin too! ...WAIT! *Feels chest* THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY CHEST! IT'S EATING ME ALIVE!
Desi: ...That's your heart.
Purple: What's a heart?
Desi: A human organ.
Purple: YOU MEAN I HAVE MORE THAN ONE?
Desi: Yes.
Tak: *Arms crossed* I hate this.
Sizz-Lorr: *Eating waffles for some odd reason* They taste even better when you're human! *Eats more*
Gir: WAFFLES! *Steals his plate*
Sizz-Lorr: HEY! Come back with those! *Chases him*
Gir: *Giggles insanely*
Desi: I love chaos. Next up is Hawky or Sparky
Hawky or Sparky:
Lol. I read this at my friend's house when they were all asleep. I almost started cracking up. Well...sorry guys for all that. Now...DIB HUG!
Me: *hugglez Dib* Imma go first and no one's gonna stop me! *ties Jas to a chair* Ok. Dibby...How'd you like those movies? Here's some junk on Paranormal studies. *gives*
Han: Ok Zim. So, how'd you like that BBQ sauce? Burns, doesn't it? Not as much as this! *sets Zim on fire.* For your dare, you have to let Tak light you on fire everytime Desi speaks.
Desi: Hold it a second! I do-
Tak: *Lights up Zim*
Zim: AHHHH! My flesh! IT BURNS!
Tak: *Laughs evily*
Desi: Wait don't-
Tak: *Lights up Zim again*
Zim: MY SKIN IS TURNING INTO BACON! NOOOO!
Desi: Oh forget it! *Sits down moodily*
Tak: *Lights up Zim again* This is too good!
Jas: *unties self* So, Gaz. You like destructive stuff, right? Here. *hands every sort of dangerous thing imaginable. Yes, even a potato.*
Gaz: Good, I can use this on my brother. *Snickers*
Dib: aspettare che cosa? Oh, andiamo, facile andare su di me!
Gaz: *Punches him* Be quiet. Your voice is annoying and I can't understand you.
Sniper: Hi Tak. You still scare me. But here's some stuff to help with the whole 'Zim on fire' thing. *Gives flame-throwers and stuff*
Tak: Perfect!
Zim: Why you want to hurt Zim?
Tak: Because you ruined my chances in becoming invader!
Zim: Get over it! Zim will always be a better invader!
Tak: You little- *Lights him up*
Zim: NOOOOO!
Me: Well...Ju accidently dropped some meat on Sau, so she threw meat at him...then they got in a meat fight...so they both took the day off. Which means...MORE ME TIME! So...Red. I dare you to try and play Fur Elise on the piano. Must be hard with only two fingers...but go ahead. It's a really fun song! I got it a few weeks ago from my piano teacher...she thinks I'm really talented. I'm only in middle/junior high school and I've almost got the piece down...Sorry...that was random.. Go ahead Red.
Desi: *Presses button and a piano appears*
Red: *Sits down and tries playing Fur Elise but fails miserably at it and makes horrible noise*
Purple: Red, you suck!
Red: It's not my fault! Stupid humans with all their FINGERS!
Desi: Yea but you're a human now too.
Tak: *Lights Zim up again; he screams*
Red: Yea, but I still only have two fingers!
Mar: Gir...you can't say anything random for the rest of this chapter. I know it will be torture to everyone reading, and I'm ok with that. Just...everything you say has to make sense from this on to the end of the chapter.
Me: NO! NOT GIR!
Mar: -.- Shut it Hawky.
Liz: I DUN HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY! So Imma just sit on Desi's head! *Sits on Desi's head and falls asleep*
Me: Alrighty. Pur, it's your turn. (I dun care if I can't call you that, Purple. I wanna and I'm gunna). You have to try and play these songs on the flute: RAMPAGE! by Todd Stalter; Fire Dance by David Shaffer; Spy Chase by Brant Karrick; and Ballade by Darren W. Jenkins. (I love these songs...they're so hard and so much fun to play! My band played RAMPAGE! and Ballade at our festival concert...and I played Spy Chase at this thing called Mid-fest...and yeah...sorry...) Go ahead Pur.
Well...I think that's it. See ya'll later. I'M OFF TO KENTUCKY!
-Hawky/Sparky/Zombie/Almighty Smallest out. PEACE!
Gir: Aww...
*Desi hands Purple a flute*
Purple: *Stares at it* There's so many holes! I think it's broken!
Desi: No, you're just lacking six fingers.
Purple: *Grumbles and tries to play flute but fails miserable and it sounds like a four year old trying to play* Inferior instrument!
Desi: Next is TheInvaderZimFangirl
TheInvaderZimFangirl:
GRRR! I want to say so much that they are cl- nothing! Professor Membrane is SUCH A LIAR!
ZIM: Seriously, what happened during your date with YouDontNeedToKnow? She said it was just dinner and a movie! What REALLY happened? You must tell the truth.
Zim: Zim doesn't know what you're talking about!
Tak: Tell or I burn you!
Zim: ZIM WOULD RATHER BURN!
Tak: *Lights him up*
Zim: AHHHH! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!
ZIM's Dare: Switch Bodies with GIR. (I am doing this dare cuz my current stastics are 60% Dib and 40% ZIM)
Desi: *Pushes button; Zim and Gir switch bodies*
Zim: *Giggles insanely*
Gir: Ugh, this body's disgusting!
Dib: HI DIB! Please please please please PLEASE go on a date with me! Oh and your question is WHY ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR WORLD SO STUPID AND IDIOTIC! I mean, if I saw a green person with no ears and a pak attached to his body DUH he's a alien!
Dib: So che sono tutti stupidi! e tutti pensano che sono pazzo ma io non sono!
Desi: I have no idea what you just said, but off to your date! *Shoves him in a limo and it drives off* You may want to get an Italian dictionary...
Gaz: You have to be nice to everyone. If you aren't nice Desi will keep zapping you with a nice gun. (If you don't have one, here's one. *Tosses Nice Gun*)
Desi: Cool!
Tak: *Chasing Zim* GET BACK HERE! I NEED TO BURN YOU!
Gir: HA! You'll never catch me! *Runs faster*
Tak: I hate you!
Gaz: I don't want to be nice.
Desi: I just know the balance of the universe is going to kill me for this. *Sighs* Oh well! *Shoots her with nice gun*
Gaz: You all are so sweet!
Dib: Gaz?
Gaz: Oh, my amazing brother! Your head is so normal!
Dib: questo spaventoso...
Desi: What made you like Invader ZIM? I dare you to switch bodies with a dog!1
Desi: I get to pick the dog! I wanna be a dalmation!
Tak: I'll do it! I've been wanting to turn her into a dog. *Zaps her and she turns into a dog*
Desi: *Barking*
Purple: What's she saying?
Red: *Shrugs*
Desi: *Barks more*
Lard Nar: I'll fix it. Vortians invented a communicator to talk with creatures you know. *Puts on communticator*
Desi: Thank you!
Gaz: Are you going to tell us what made you like us now? I'd love to hear!
Desi: Oh come on... No one wants to hear that!
Gaz: I do!
Gir: She likes my show because I am amazing!
Tak: Yea, says the little smeet.
Gir: ZIM IS NO SMEET!
Tak: Well you look like one!
Desi: *Groans* But it's embarrassing! You'll all laugh! I won't do it!
Tak: Come on. Just tell us.
Desi: *Growls* Don't make me bite you!
Dib: Non ridere.
Zim: *Hugs Desi* Aw! You're pretty!
Desi: Ok, I'll say... But no laughing! Anyone who does gets their mouths taken away and an endless nightmare world full of insects! ...I was on Youtube one day looking at Jonas Brothers parodies, and one of them was with Invader Zim and it was so funny I had to find out where it came from and I found out it came from Invader Zim and I watched all the episodes and they were hilarious and I had to find out more about the show and about Jhonen and everything, and yea... Happy? 'Cause I'm not... *Buries head in hands*
Gaz: Aw! I think that was so touching!
Tak: *Laughs* You like the Jonas Brothers? That's almost as bad as liking Justin bieber!
Desi: *Growls* Shut it! *Chases her*
Tak: AHHH! SHE'S TRYING TO ATTACK ME!
Lard Nar: *Holds Desi down*
Desi: LET ME AT HER! LET ME AT HER! *Bites Lard Nar and continues chasing her*
Tak: Help! Mimi! Attack her!
Dib: lei ti avevo avvertito.
Mimi: *Looks for her weapons but doesn't have any since she's human now*
GIR: Now that you are in ZIM's body you should expose yourself to the FBI.
Bye!
Zim: Imma show myself to the FBI! WEE! *Runs out the door*
Gir: NO GIR! NO! YOU'll RUIN OUR INGENIOUS COVER!
Zim: *Shows himself to the FBI* Look at me! Imma an alien!
FBI dude: *Chuckles* You're not an alien. He must be retarded.
Zim: *Giggles*
Dib: *Facepalms* che stato un fallimento
Gir: Since the Desi-beast is busy ripping Tak's head off *Snickers* I'll read the next review because I am amazing! Next is ILoveGagaAndMichael
ILoveGagaAndMichael:
Well... Let's begin.
Tallest: Your trip to the underworld was amazing. What with all the boiling water, and the boiling caramel, and the whips... Anywho, Now, you'll think TWICE before you laugh at someone like me... Now, I dare you to allow love and friendship and peace in the Irken race. Only for the Irken race... And if they don't follow... a full 1 hour trip to the underworld with me.
Purple: Technically we aren't Irken anymore, so we can't do that!
Gaz: But now you guys are human! Which means you now have love and peace in you!
Red: Ehhh... Good point.
Gaz: *Giggles*
Tak: Oooh I got a super ZATR dare. I dare you to make out with Zim for two hour straight in honor of peace, love, and friendship day in the Irken race. Or else my underworld for 1 hour. *Gives you cool warior gear and stuff* And sing U + Ur hand :D
Tak: I CAN'T! I have a rabid dog biting my antenna!
Desi: You laughed!
Dib: *Pulls Desi off* cane cattivo!
Desi: *Growls* I hate her.
Dib: Non hai il diritto di combattere la sua!
Desi: ...I know you're scolding me. I can feel it... But I have no idea what you're saying!
Dib: mi arrendo!
Tak: I'd rather go to the underworld.
Gir: Zim doesn't want her horrific germs!
Desi: Ok then. To the underworld. *Pushes a button and they both fall down below. They come back and hour later*
Gir: AHHHHH! It was horrible! The pain! The pain!
Tak: That pain was nothing compared if I had to kiss you for two hours.
Desi: Even though I'm still really mad at you right now, I want you to sing 'cause I love that song. *Gives her mic and shoves her on the dancefloor. Puts in CD and music plays* Now sing.
Tak:
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out
Goin' out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feelin' nice
It's a cock fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginnin'
That's when dick head put his hands on me
But you see
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
Buh bye
Listen up it's just not happenin'
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break break Break it down
You're in the corner with your boys you bet 'em five bucks
You'd get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah
You know who you are
High five and talking shit, but you're going home alone aren't cha?
Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
It's just you and your hand
I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight!
*Mic bursts into flames*
Desi: Ok, I'm not mad at you anymore... THAT WAS AWESOME! Sing it again! *Claps*
Tak: No way!
Desi: There is actually a really bad video of Zim on Youtube with this song... SERIOUSLY! That video should be deleted or something! It just ain't right...
Zim: How is my favorite Irken today? Did you enjoy your date with Emily? Anyways, since I took your douche bag bosses to the underworld with me, and I just dare them to make a beautiful love day. I want you to have a full day of ZaTR. This is for my ZaTR sisters and brothers. Do romantic things with her. *Angrily* AND BE HAPPY!
*Gives him a giant death ray gun*
Gir: *Takes death ray* Why don't I just kill her instead?
Tak and Desi: No!
Desi: You guys are gonna kiss and that'll be it.
Gir: *Moodily goes up to her and kisses her really quick then gags* That was as horrible as the other times!
Tak: UGH! His mouth tastes like pizza!
Desi: They totally act like an old couple.
Dib: For those of us who like ZADR, Please Dib, for the fan girls of ZADR, Say "I love you Zim"
Desi: Make them sufferrr. Later!
Desi: YOU TOTALLY STOLE THAT FROM INVADERCON! xD
Dib: ci che?
Desi: Even though I hate ZaDR with a deep passion within my sole... I want him to say it.
Dib: non si pu capire quindi perch comunque mi importa?
Gir: Yes, I know you're a big-headed freak. *Snickers*
Dib: che non quello che ho detto si lucertola e la mia testa non grande!
Desi: Next up is Invader Claire
Invader Claire:
Me:HI!I'M NOT CHANGING MY NAME!YAY!AND I'M NOT DEAD!Okay I think we already settled ...Zim and Gaz,FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER!AND LET DIB BE TORTURED AND MAKE TAK BE IN LOVE WITH DIB!*O_o I'm a strange person*
Raven:No duh,
Desi: Zim, Gaz, be in love with eachother! You too Dib and Tak.
Gir: Zim will never love a human!
Gaz: You ARE human. I'm Irken.
Gir: Eh?
Tak: First the defect, and now the big head? Come on!
Dib: la mia testa non - oh dimenticare.
Desi: So now you guys kiss.
Gaz/Tak/Dib/Gir: NO!
Desi: Would you rather do something even more horrible to show you guys love eachother?
Gaz/Tak/Dib/Gir: No...
Desi: Good! Now kiss!
*The pairs unwillingly kiss and gag*
Me:Anyways...lard Nar go meet Keef and be his friend!
Lard Nar: Uhh...
Desi: *Brings Keef out of a locked room*
Keef: HEY GUYS! I MADE WAFFLES WHILE I WAS IN THAT DARK ROOM! WANT SOME?
Desi: *Pushes Lard Nar to him*
Lard Nar: Uhh... Hi? Wanna be friends?
Keef: *Extremely loud* SUREEEEE!
Lard Nar: *Covers his horns* Um... right.
Keef: Let's go to the zoo! *Drags him away by his horns*
Lard Nar: If I don't come back... HELP!
Raven:Now,Dib!WATCH 500 ZADR VIDEOS!MWHAWGHEBWWAHSDGJK!
Me:O_o okay those were just random letters...BYE!
Dib: no per favore!
Desi: Sorry dude. But I feel your pain. *Shoves him to the computer*
*Many many many many videos later Dib is... mentally insane*
Dib: l'orrore! tutto cos orribile e non giusto! lo odio! e perch sono stati in alcuni dei video Zim era una ragazza...? *Passes out with his foot twitching occasionally*
Desi: *Stares for a moment* Next is I miss you cupcake
I miss you cupcake:
(I have always wondered about this) Tak: How do you have a Sir Unit if you're not really an Invader? I thought they were only issued to the Invaders.
(another question) Tak: What happened to you after Zim defeated you? How did you survive?
Tak: I built her out of scraps of metal while I was on Planet Dirt, and I survived because Irkens don't need to eat or sleep to survive.
Desi: Still... What about air?
Tak: I have an oxygen tank in my ship that can last me up to a hundred Earth years.
Desi: Cool!
Almighty Tallest: In the Irken race, does tallness REALLY affect intelligence?
Purple: Yes. If you are short, you are stupid.
Red: That's why we're the Tallest.
Purple: Duh.
Red: Example A: Zim.
Zim: Why does the Irken alphabet only go up to the letter T? How do you spell your name, 'im' or 'sim' or whatever?
Gir: Eh? When I was born they had the letter Z, now days they found out you don't need all those letters and took some out.
Zim: What exactly is 'dookie'?
Gir: You're filthy human sewage.
Dib: What's so scary about a moose eating walnuts? (LOL =P)
Desi: You have no idea how long I've wondered about that!
Dib: Non sapete quanto sia difficile per schiacciare una noce? Se questo alce può rompere una noce in un chomp allora si può schiacciare le mie ossa in mezzo chomp!
Desi: ...Well that was pointless.
Almighty Tallest: How could you listen to Zim repeating 'my tallest' for 3 hours?
Just one more thing, we NEED Mini Moose NOW!
Desi: I don't know where you have been, but Minimoose is right here! See? *Gestures to Minimoose*
Minimoose: Squeek!
Desi: Yep! Been here the whole time.
Purple: We... have no idea...
Red: I think I passed out with my eye's open after the first hour.
Almighty tallest: Why didn't you ever give Gir his taquitos or a clown with no head? (well now, you have to give him that stuff, I command you!
Red: Uh... Ok. *Hands Gir taquitos* We don't have a clown with no head though.
Desi: I do! *Everyone stares at her* What? I don't like clowns so I cut the head off one of them... *Pushes button and a headless clown appears*
Zim: *Happy tears start to fall* My taquitoes! My clown! Your here! *Hugs his food and the clown that's somehow still alive*
Zim: Is an Irken's brain in it's PAK? Do you also have a brain in his head? (I just noticed in the episode Bad Bad Rubber Piggies, that Zim replaced the last piggie with his brain)
Gir: The primative Irkens didn't have PAKs, they were born with brains. Now since everyone's born from tubes we have to include a PAK but we still come with a brain. But the PAK is the Irken's brain.
Desi: You sound so sophisticated! How is that possible?
Gir: Because Zim is amazing. *Looks proud*
Almighty Tallest: Is English a universal lanuage in your world? (when Dib heard your transmission about Operation Impending Doom II, he could understand it perfectly meaning that you had to be talking in English)
Red: We wear translators. We have an Irken language, and those Vortians have a Vortian language. But since we're always seeing different species, we where it all the time.
Purple: It's built into our vocal cords!
Red: It's SO much easier than learning a hundred different languages.
Desi: Wait... So you guys can understand Dib?
Gir: Yes.
Desi: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!
Dib: lei mi ignorando di proposito?
Gir: Yes.
Dib: *Glares* e il mio odio pi forte.
Gir: *Grins*
(just one more thing, bring Moofy on the interview so she can attack Dib and Zim with Ninja Star Cookies)
Desi: She annoys me but whatever. SOMEBODY BRING MOOFY DOWN!
*Moofy falls through the ceiling*
Desi: THANK YOU!
Moofy: *Immidiately spots camera and poses* I'm gonna be on TV!
Desi: Yea, no one cares.
Moofy: *Spots Zim and Dib* Hey! Wanna buy some ninja star cookies? *Looks at the camera and bats her eyelashes; she tries to be extra cute* Pwetty pweaseeee...?
Dib: No!
Zim: No, filthy dirt monster!
Moofy: *Burts into tears* WAAAAA! *Suddenly turns angry and grabs ninja stars and starts throwing them at them*
Gir/Dib: AHHHHHH! *Runs around trying to dodge the cookies*
Desi: *Nonchalantly takes a ninja star cookie and eats it*
Moofy: *Suddenly turns around* HEY! YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THOSE!
Desi: *Towers over her* I don't think so, little girl. *Snickers*
Moofy: *Gets scared and backs away, then continues chasing Zim and Dib*
Dib: Stai lontano da me!
Gir: Stay back you horrible dirt-child! *A ninja cookie is thrown at his head* AHHHHH!
Moofy: *Throws even more ninja cookies so that they all hang Dib and Zim to the wall, kinda like on a dart board*
Desi: Her job is done, come on Moofy. *Drags Moofy (whos waving to the camera) into the room where Keef was locked in* Next up is not improtant
not improtant:
can you turnn zim into a human and make gir into a regular sir robot
Desi: Zim is already a human, aren't you Zim?
Gir: Eh? *Looks at himself and begins running* AHHHH! I'M HYOOOMAN! THE NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS! *Runs around until he hits the wall with a loud bone-cracking SMACK*
Desi: BUUUT now we get to turn Gir back into a SIR unit. *Pushes button so Zim and Gir switch their bodies back then pushes another button so Gir acts like a real SIR unit*
Zim: MY BODY! I never missed you more! *Hugs himself*
Gir: *Saluts; eyes red* Gir, reporting for duty!
Desi: *Giggles* What does the 'G' stand for?
Gir: *Narrows eyes and grabs her collar* Do not play smart with me, HUMAN!
Desi: Sorry.
Gir: *Releases*
Zim: YES! Finally, a servant I so rightfully deserve! SUCCESS!
Desi: Right... Next is Demonic lil Angel
Demonic lil Angel:
Demon Wolf: Lemme on!
Demonic lil Angel: Go away.
D. Wolf: nuuuuuu! Okay, Desi, rearrange Gir's face to make it look like one of those epic faces.
Demonic lil Angel: =.= ...
D. wolf: Also, bring back chuck norris and have Zim test out this myth. it is said that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard, but another fist.
Desi: I don't know what you mean by 'epic face' but I'll do the Chuck Norris thing! *Presses button and Chuck Norris appears* Ok, Zim, find out if that myth is true!
Zim: So we meet again, horrible human! *Tries to punch his face but Chuck turns his head and throws Zim down. They get into an epic fight with Zim on his spiderlegs. Chuck finally kicks him into the wall and its over*
Desi: Cool! *Pushes button and Chuck Norris disappears*
*Zim groans*
"Demonic: *shoves my brother aside* go play with your stick figures
D. Wolf: I don't wanna!
Demonic: Gir, cover Zim in syrup and eat him. (or at least attempt to)
Gir: Pitiful human! I will not engage in such pathetic games of yours!
Desi: Zim, tell your robot to cover you in syrup.
Zim: Never! Zim doesn't want syrup to be poured on him!
Desi: Do it or I bring Keef out here.
Zim: Fine... Gir, pour syrup on me.
Gir: Yes, my master! *Pours syrup all over him and salutes* The job is done, sir.
Zim: Agh! I'm covered in sticky goo!
D. Wolf: *gets popcorn*
Demonic: Can i have some?
D. Wolf: NO!
Demonic: *fires cannon and it nearly hits Tak* ...cool.
D. Wolf: Gir, i dare you to fight over who's the most annoying: you or the annoying orange.
Demonic: *gets earplugs*
Desi: Didn't they do this with Fred?
Gir: I will not do something so childish.
Desi: *Bursts into tears* Well, Zim, our little boy's gone forever! *Sobs*
Zim: *Looks at her with a disgusted face* What are you talking about, Earth-monkey?
Desi: *Shrugs* I don't know.
Gir: This is all pointless.
Desi: Fine, don't do it then. *Sticks tongue out*
D. Wolf: Now after, put Zim in the matrix.
Dib: si!
Zim: NO! Anything but that!
Desi: *Pushes button and a matrix appears*
Zim: NOOOOO!
*Red and Purple pick him up and put him in; he bangs on the doors*
Zim: Let Zim out!
Desi: No!
Demonic: lol, now it's my turn. *shoves brother away* now... lets see here. Turn Dib into a girl. =w=
D. Wolf: You're a freak!
Dib: che cosa? ma io non voglio essere una ragazza!
Desi: *Pushes button and Dib's now a girl*
Zim: *Holding his stomach and laughing really hard* You're female! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Dib: *Crosses his arms* dice il ragazzo nel tubo.
Demonic: Go away. Now Tallest, if Irk was to only be led by one of you, who would it be?
Red/Purple: ME! *Look at eachother and glare*
Desi: You guys are two of a kind. Neither of you could reign without the other!
Red: Yea... But it'd still be me.
Purple: NU UH! I could reign a whole empire!
Red: Please! Remember when Zim was controlling the ship? All you did was panic and stuff you face with donuts!
Purple: It was a very panicky time...
Red: *Scoffs*
I'm gonna make zim suffer more. Put him in the teddy bear costume tied up and throw him into the fangirl crowd.
Zim: Yes! Bring Zim out of this death trap! *He banged on the glass more*
Desi: *Pushes button and the matrix disappears and a teddy bear suit is magically put on him. She shoves him out the window*
ZFangirl 1: AW! He is SOO cute! I just wanna snuggle with him all day! *Hugs him*
ZFangirl 2: Look at my Zimmykins! Hes just so precious! *Grabs him out of the first girl's arms*
ZFangirl 1: Hey! He's mine! *Pulls his arm*
ZFangirl 3: I WANT HIM TOO! *Pulls on a leg*
Zim: AHHHHH! MY LIMBS!
Lard Nar: *Bursts through the door* HELP ME! HE'S COMING!
Keef: *On the other side of the door* HEY BUDDY! Open the door!
Desi: I'll get rid of him. *Opens door, grabs him, and shoves him into the room where Moofy is and locks the door* Ahh much better. Next up is theeastjoe
theeastjoe:
I don't know if you're continuing this story, but I love it and I have some questions/dares!
Tak: I feel bad for you with everyone forcing you to kiss Zim. I dare you to torment Zim for, hmmm... 12 hours! But using nothing but your fingernails!
Tak: FINALLY! Someone who understands!
Desi: *Whines* But Zim's not done getting torn apart yet!
Zim: *Rushes in and closes the door; he's out of breath and his teddy bear suit is ripped to shreds* I... *Gasp* made it... *Falls over*
Tak: I'm going to have fun with him. *Takes his leg and drags him away*
Zim: *Too tired to struggle* NOOO! DON'T HURT ZIIIIIM!
*twelve hours and many Zim screams later Tak brought him back out. Zim was covered in scratches all over his body*
Dib: I don't think you're a bad character! But I do wanna see if your hair can break a human in half... :D
Dib: alcun modo sto strappando una persona a met !
Professor Membrane: Do you love your kids at ALL?
Professor Membrane: Of course I do! Just because my son's currently INSANE at the moment means nothing! And daughter is working her skill in VIDEO GAMES!
Desi: This guy cracks me up. *Falls over laughing*
Gaz: I dare you to hug Dib.
Gaz: Of course I'll hug my wonderful big brother! *Hugs Dib tight like a little girl would*
Dib: *Freaked out* Mi piaceva il suo meglio quando era la sua vecchia auto.
Zita: I dare you to say you love Dib. SAY IT!111
Desi: I gotta admit, I'm a little surprised no ones brought Gretchen up here yet. SOMEBODY BRING ZITA DOWN!
*Zita crashes through the wall*
Desi: Hello!
Zita: Uhh... What am I doing here?
Desi: You're on my questionaire! Now tell Dib you love him.
Zita: No way! He's crazy! Haven't you heard him? He's always talking about ghosts and aliens! He even thinks that green kid is an alien!
Desi: Right... Say you love him anyways.
Zita: Ok...? I love you Dib? Can I go home now?
Desi: No.
Dib: vi un diritto straniero dietro di te, lo sai
Zita: Is he speaking Italian...?
Desi: Yes.
Zita: See! I knew he was crazy.
Zim: I dare you to watch 16 hours of Dora The Explorer... no bathroom breaks!
Zim: Eh? Who is this 'Dora'?
Desi: The most horrible show in the world. It could be a really great torture devise for the humans when you take over!
Zim: Lead Zim to the way of this Dora!
Desi: Right over there... *Gestures to the TV and Zim begins watching; sixteen hours later*
Zim: *Eye twitching*
Desi: *Pokes him* Are you ok?
Zim: This is a punishment even worst than being fed to the Droften!
Desi: Zim...?
Zim: AHHHH! DON'T HURT ZIM! *Gets up and runs away*
Tallest: Watch the Ren and Stimpy epissode "Rubber Nipple Salesman" for 24 hours straight over and over. "Call the poliiiiiice!"
Desi: *Puts video in TV and the Tallest begin watching* Did this show use to be on Nick or something?
*A full day later*
Tallest: *Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that their sides hurt*
Red: HAHAHAHAHA! Did you see his face?
Purple: IT WAS PRICELESS!
Red: And the walrus...?
Purple: I DIED AT THAT PART!
*They burst out laughing all over again*
Desi: Looks like they had fun, final for the day is Autunmheart
Autunmheart:
Hello again!
Questions:
Zim- Where you dropped on your head when you were little?
Zim: *Peeks head from under the bed* Of course not! Why would anyone think that?
Prof. Membrane- No question for you. Just a comment. YOU SUCK AT LYING!
Tallest- OK, there's been some arguments over this next questions (mainly between me and my friends at school) but are you two realated? And/Or are you guys realated to Zim?
Red: Why would we be related to Zim? Is this an insult?
Purple: I feel insulted!
Zim: I'm related to the Almighty Tallest? THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
Red: NO! You are not related to us!
Purple: None of us are related for that matter.
Red: Nope.
Zim: Wow! I have tallest blood marching in my veins! That means I'm going to be Tallest one day!
Red: NO YOU AREN'T! We are not related!
Dares:
Prof. Membrane- I dare you to switch intelegence levels with GIR. I think it would be funny to see an idiot scientist.
Umm, nothing else to say. Bye!
Desi: Since Gir's now a regular SIR unit, the intelligence levels are about the same. But I can make them switch personallities! *Presses button and they switch*
Professor Membrane: I'm going to invent something to DESTROY the human race! *Picks up beakers and laughs evily*
Gir: I love... *Dramatic pause* REAL SCIENCE! *Spazzes*
Desi: That was hilarious.
Dib: papa! gli alieni che hai!
Desi: Time to end this chapter! See ya dudes!