This is the first 2000 worded episode since Episode 5, sorry for that. Anyways enjoy this episode.
"Ya know, for a team named Victory, we sure lost plenty." I say to a glum looking DJ. I don't even know if he heard me. The only thing I can do is sigh.
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Colin: DJ has been pretty sad lately, its either because we lost the last challenge or, it's because Lindsay got eliminated. I can't tell.
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"I have made up my mind." I hear Owen say, sitting across from us. "I will break up with Izzy once and for all."
"Finally." Noah replies.
"I still like her but she's so-" Owen says.
"Nutty?" Noah says. "Is a 10-ton bag of pecans, smothered in peanut butter encased in a cashew the size of China?" I then look over to Izzy to see her hanging upside down from a spider web. The plane then starts to shake as the speaker comes on.
"Attention passengers, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chris yells in over intercom. The plane then starts to shake even more.
"We're all gonna die!" Owen yells.
"Tell momma I love her!" DJ also yells. Owen then rolls over to Izzy.
"Izzy, we have to talk!" He exclaims.
"You'll have to catch me first." Izzy says, pushing the giant box that was covering the hole up. "Last one out is a rotten egg." She then backflips out the hole as Owen falls out as-well. Few seconds later, the plane lands roughly into the sand.
"I think that is gonna leave a mark." I say.
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"Two airports on the island the size of a postage stamp and he misses both." Chris says. "But somehow its my fault."
"You blew our money for the season." Chef replies.
"Chris, Owen and Izzy need help!" Courtney exclaims. I go over there to check and then I see them both, wedged under the plane. How we're they not dead?
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"Izzy and Owen are gonna be fine" Chris says as the ambulance pulls off. "Thanks to travel insurance, help is on the way. In six to thirty eight hours."
"What about the rest of us?" Gwen asks.
"Well we're out of gas, the planes busted and we're broke." Chris replies.
"Congratulations." I say.
"Thanks….anyways the show must go on!" He exclaims. "We can't waste any of this footage, think of the hits."
"Where are we?" Tyler asks.
"Jamaica Mon, we we're supposed to land somewhere else but, since somebody forgot how to fly." Chris explains. "We'll have to do the challenges here instead, and fast before whoever owns this dump and asks for a location fee."
"Didn't you guys budget for the whole season?" Noah asks.
"Somethings cost more than expected, airplane ready hot-tubs don't grown on trees." Chris explains.
"You must have an emergency fund!" Heather exclaims.
"Spent it on our last fuel-up." Chris says.
"Yeah, cuz that went so well." I say sarcastically.
"Grab your board shorts and meet me at the waterfall." Chris explains.
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"Nice blouse you got there pal." I say.
"It's a Dashiki Mon." Chris says.
"Yeah, a woman Dashiki." DJ explains.
"Can we get to the challenge now?" Heather says, impatiently.
"I like to call our first challenge, the Treasure hunt of death!" He exclaims. "We we're supposed to do this somewhere else but this far more dangerous waterfall will do."
"It's another water challenge?" I ask. "Great, we did so well last time."
"Frade so." Chris says. "Any prayers?"
"No need, I came prepared." DJ says, before taking off his shirt. We then see he has a life-jacket on
"Your challenge begins with a dive off beautiful, wherever we are falls into the lagoon far below." Chris explains.
"Let me guess, full of sharks?" Noah asks.
"Nope." Chris says, we we're thankful. Until he said, "Electric eels and sharks."
"Nice" I say.
"Teams must tag team dive into the infested waters for as long as you can hold you breath, to search the lagoon floor for pirate treasure." Chris explains. "Aka, the gold chains Chef wheres every time at karaoke night. First team to bring me Chef's treasure, wins a major advantage in the next challenge, so good luck. Especially the team I am super duper mega whopper hot, with izzy and Owen out of commish, you have to work extra hard to make up for ." Chris says. Going up for Team Amazon was Cody, and for Team Chris was Tyler. DJ decided he was going to go first and I don't know why I agreed but, yeah he's going first.
"Ready, Steady, Freddy, GO!" Chris exclaims as they all jump into the lagoon below.
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"Come on DJ!" I yell down. "Just comeback up, and tag me!" He has been floating around for a while now, debating if he should take off his vest.
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Colin: We really need to win this challenge if we want to have a chance of winning.
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"Tag!" I exclaim, touching DJ. "I'm it!" I then run and dive off the cliff.
"Good Luck!" I hear DJ yell from above. Unlike DJ, I actually saw the gold treasure. Unfortunately, another hand also grabbed it, the same time as mine. I looked up to see who it was, it was Gwen. We then started to wrestle for it, but I decided to hold back a little because I didn't want to hurt a girl. I then saw electric eels come from hole we grabbed the chain from, so I decided to let go of the chain completely so I wouldn't get shocked into a coma or something.
"I got the Gold!" Gwen exclaims. I started thinking maybe I shouldn't have been to easy on her. But a few seconds later she was shocked by those eels from the hole, and in the process dropped the chain too.
"Sorry, but I got a challenge to win!" I exclaim, taking the chains and bypassing Gwen. Another splash happens and I look behind me to see Alejandro holding Gwen. I then run back up the cliff, and hand the chains to Chris.
"Here is the so called, Treasure." I say, handing the chains to Chris.
"Tiny Victory wins challenge one!" Chris exclaims.
NOBODY'S POV
"Will Owen Izzy and Gwen make a full recovery?" Chris says to the camera. "Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?"
"I don't know, did we land in the 70s." Noah says. Few seconds later, he gets pushed off by Chris.
"Find out next time, on Total Drama, World Tour" Chris says. "Hey, wheres my musical accompaniment?" Chef then throws a boombox at him.
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"Alright Tiny Victory, since you won the first challenge, you get an advantage in this one." Chris says, pointing to Chef wearing a bike helmet.
"Nice…" I sarcastically say.
"This next challenge is what I like to call, The Bobsled of Death!" He exclaims. We then look behind us and gasp at what we see.
"You sure this is safe?" I ask.
"Yeah, the intern who tested it will be out of commission for, ten months is it?" Chris asks. "We can't afford bobsleds so your gonna ride longboards in teams of two, bobsleds style down Chef's track and into the pool. Each team gets three runs, fastest total time wins, Ready?"
I paired up with DJ, well I had to because we were the only ones on our team.
"Owens back!" Chris yells over the microphone.
"Vacation over." I hear Alejandro say.
"Round one, Team Amazon." Chris says over the microphone. "Ready?" Cody and Sierra went first.
"Ready!" Sierra exclaims. We then hear a loud siren as they launch. We could then Hear screaming, but we couldn't really see them well.
"47.36 is the time to beat." We hear Chris say over the microphone. "Team I am so hunky-dory dreamy hot."
"I don't know about this." Tyler says unsure.
"Trust your instincts." Alejandro replies. "Ready!" Then the siren goes off again, as they launch. I could hear Tyler's screams, and I don't think they were for joy.
"58.94, Team Amazon still leads." Chris says. "Tiny Victory?"
"Ready!" We both exclaim as we take off. "DJ, remember to lean forward."
"Oh right." He says as we do. As we land into the pool we go off the side and launch like a rocket into the air. We both get off the longboard and land on our feet.
"Nice!" DJ exclaims, high-fiving me.
"46.05, we have a new leader!" Chris exclaims into the microphone. "Tiny Victory takes round one."
"We're standing right here, you don't need to use the microphone." Courtney says.
"Maybe I just like it, round two!" Chris says into the microphone again.
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"Your lawyers know the contract inside and out, Chris can't really kill us right?" Heather asks.
"Not in my contract, but I don't know what they put in yours." Courtney replies. The siren then goes off as they launch. And again, there screams of horror are heard.
"The girls come at 56.28, faster than the boys first run, but not by much." "Team I am so Wicked Wicked Hot."
"Ready to die." Noah says. They then launch, I can hear Noah's screams of terror, but Owen's screams of joy.
"Come on, suck it in!" I hear Noah yell. I'm guessing Owen got stuck. The screams comeback a few seconds later.
"55.16 for the men." Chris says. "It'll take a miracle for the boys to get outta last place now. The Victory Duo, ready?"
"Ready as ever!" DJ yells. We then launch, a little bit of a faster pace then last time. The same scenario happens as we come out of the last pipe at the speed of light. Such rhymes, anyways we launch at the end of the pool like last time, and stick the landing.
"45.23, Colin and DJ break there own high score, and widens the lead even more." Chris says. "Round Two!"
"Team Amazon, ready?" Chris says over the microphone.
"We're our only hope, you and me." Sierra says. "Its destiny, ready!" Then siren goes off one more and they launch. I was surprised they didn't scream, probably got used to it.
"53.41 for a 3-run combined of 2 minutes and 38 seconds, good but will it be good enough?" "Team I am mega supper smoking hot?"
"Should I trust my instincts again?" Tyler asks.
"No use your headband to cover your eyes and trust mine" Alejandro replies. I don't know why he has to put his headband over his eyes but, I decided to not ponder on it to much.
"Ready!" Alejandro says. Siren goes off and they launch.
"Alright DJ, we keep doing what we did before, and we will win." I say.
"Right!" He exclaims.
"48.09, the men are in last place, they have to hope that Tiny Victory messes up if they don't want to go to elimination." Chris says. "Tiny Victory?"
"Alright Colin, we can do this!" DJ exclaims.
"Hell yeah we're ready!" I yell. We then launch at the same pace as last time, but then.
"Hey DJ, why is that piece of wood sticking ou-" I say, right before we hit it and launch into the air.
"Woah!" DJ yells.
"Hang on DJ!" I exclaim, thanks to luck and a bit of our weight. We land back on the track but slower. We came out the last pipe, but not as fast as the last two attempts.
"With a time of 49.52, and a combined total of 1 minute and 40 seconds, Tiny Victory wins!" Chris exclaims as Me and DJ high five. "That means, Team I am Hotter than the sun, goes to elimination.
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"Lindsay and Tyler, eliminated back to back, was it destiny?" Chris says. "Who cares though."
"Will The Dynamic Duo of Colin and DJ, continue to win?
"Will Team Amazon ever lose again?"
"Find out this, and more on, Total Drama, Wooooorld Touuuuuuuur."