INT: Home, Midday

Nikko: Where is Taz?

Alex picks up the cup. He smells it.

Alex: Smells like sleeping pills.

Long sniff.

Alex: Smells like the stinkyness of the Jersey Devil.

Devil: (distant) Hey!

Evan: So the Jersey Devil kidnapped Taz.

Larry: How does he handle the smelliness?

Devil comes in.

Devil: I tried to kill him. I can't take the insults anymore!

Drops Taz. Jumps out the window.

Taz: (woosy like) Can we plan now?

Later...

INT: Kitchen, Sunset

Taz: We can have a straight foreward attack.

Nikko: No. I don't want anyone getting killed.

Taz: No. I made the decision to sacrifice myself if someone was about to be hurt. Or worse.

Alex: Nobody in this family is going to be killed.

Evan: We could send someone out as bait, then strike from behind.

Taz: Anyone need coffee?

All: Yeah.

Taz makes coffee. He goes back to the table.

Nikko: No. That plan isn't good.

Taz: We could look it up.

Taz goes on the internet.

Taz: (reading) The Jersey Devil is best hurt in straight foreward assaults. The master is best killed after the Devil. The Devil is the master's source of power.

Taz logs off.

Taz: Now we need to plan our assault.

Nikko: Well, they obviously are linked to us. They've been trying to kill us. Nobody else.

Taz: They think I'm a threat to them.

Larry: They know we were planning.

Alex: We need to sleep on it.

end of scene

Skit 3

Nikko: Well, now that our hermits are bathed, we can sleep.

Taz: Let's watch James Bond with our crabs.

Later...

Taz: That was a good movie, eh Crabby.

Later...

The boys are asleep. The crabs sneak out. They fight with a big crab.

Big crab: You are about to lose, James Crab.

James: Never.

Pinches the crab's leg off.

Big Crab: Noooo!

James destroys the destruction machine. Hurries home. The boys wake up.

Taz: Hey, crab. What'cha been up to.

Crab: You know,the usual.

end of Skit 3

INT: Pine Barren Woods, Noon

The boys are walking to the Jersey Devil's Camp

Taz: I've got a feeling something will go wrong.

Nikko: The battle will be over in a few hours.

Alex: And we have good weapons, and we're wearing armor.

Larry: Plus, it's 6 against 2.

Taz: But the jackasses are tough. Hold on, i think i see their camp. Yeah, that's where the battle is. Get your weapons ready.

They all stop.

Alex: Let's rest before we go into battle.

Taz: No. We go to battle now.

Larry: But just in case some of us don't come back, lets watch a clip.

The Bugs Bunny thing from family guy plays. When it ends, the boys look disturbed.

Nikko: That was...

Evan: Disturbing.

music plays

All (singing): Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you
I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me
We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy
Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it secretly

just remember
You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be brotherhood because
(because)

I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you

Yes I know whats on your mind
So I'll tell you something
This could be friendship because
'Cause I had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
Till I've found the truth
and I owe it all to you
Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Never Felt this way
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you
(All to you)
'Cause I had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
Till I've found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Werscer (evily, quietly singing): I'll be sorry when you're go-o-one. Cause i found my true li-i-ife. And i want to overthrow you. Cause I is the betrayal.

song ends as a boy runs up.

Boy: WTF? What did you sing that for?

Werscer: Hi Matt. We are going to fight a hell demon. The Jersey Devil.

Matt: Oh. Can I help?

Alex: Do you have a weapon?

Matt (eagerly): Yeah.

Pulls out a sword.

Taz: Do you know how to use it?

Matt: No.

Taz: That's all right. We're going to train.

Matt: Are we gonna get experty?

Larry: Abso-fricken-lutely.

Taz: Ok, we need to travel back in time. Put on the shaving creme.

The boys put on the shaving creme. They wake up.

Matt: Where are we?

Taz: The Middle Ages.

They see a master.

Master: Ah, thee epointment goes as scheeduled. Thou name is Taz? Ah. Thee familee of Taz.

The boys go on to fight scarecrows. Taz is jabbing in the heart. Matt is slashing. Evan is lunging. Alex is spinning. Larry is shooting the scarecrow in the heart. Werscer is doing up-and-down slashes. Nikko is stabbing the spine.

Taz: We can spar now.

Taz is sparring with Nikko. Alex is sparring with Larry and Matt. Evan is sparring with Werscer.

Nikko: We are ready.

The boys put on shaving creme. everything goes dark.

end of scene.

INT: A Forest in 1471, 3:00 PM

The boys wake up. The master is rubbing his hands.

Master: Yes. Now i am an expert with the stone. Now tommorrow, on June 21st, I will be UNSTOPPABLE! The Sun will set, and the WORLD WILL BE MINE!

Taz: St. I thought that part of the prophecy was a joke.

Matt: What?

Nikko: Matt, we are part of a prophecy. We need to kill the Jersey Devil and his master, and end a 234 year war.

Alex: But if we don't do it by the sunset of the summer solstice...

Evan: The Jersey Devil will rise to the ultimate power.

Larry: And then... there won't be a world to save. The devil's enemy's will be... say this darkly eliminated.

Werscer: But we have our ancient weapons. I put an ancient polish on Matt's weapon, and Larry's weapon. They are ancient-inized.

Music Plays

Matt (singing): Who is the one that sucks? He's the Jersey Devil and he is a butt.

Taz: (singing): That master is a piece of st. When you see him, you just want to hit.

Rock Music Plays

Alex (singing): They are both big jack-donkey sounds play

Nikko (singing): Kick em' in the face like a big disgrace. Ew their blood is all over the place.

All (singing): We cry when the cops come.

pat pat lap, clap, etc.

All (singing): Punch em' in the face when we try try to run. We're gonna get shot with a tazer gun. Graze him on his, we are taken for dead.

Taz (talking): sing it now, loud and proud

All (singing): We-ee are the heroes.

pat pat lap, clap

All (singing): We-ee are the heroes.

Music Ends.

Evan: Let's go battle now.

Master (menacingly): Who's there?

Taz (squeeky voice): Cockroaches.

Master walks over.

Master: You again! And a friend. Now it's my day. More blood to add to the potion!

He forms a flaming sword. He throws it at the boys. The boys are cut and the blood falls in a bucket. The master dissapears.

Matt: Why'd ya choose to say cockroaches?

Taz: cockroaches. Why d'ya think?

The boys all laugh.

Werscer: I don't get it.

Alex: Werscer, ya see, cockroaches is a funny word because of the part before roaches.

Werscer: Oh. Now i get it. That was innapropriet Taz.

Larry: You wanted to know why it was funny. Ya see, the first part of the word... You know I should probably wait till you're older.

Boys all laugh except werscer.

Werscer: What?

end of scene.

INT: Pine Barren Woods, Night

Taz: We need to stop them. Today is June 21st.

Nikko: My God! We need to fight fast.

Matt: We need to end them.

Werscer: Mwahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahah!

Alex(scared): Werscer... why'd you laugh like that?

Werscer (evily): You fools think i would be on your side? I know my place in the world. I was the robber. I was the mugger. I'm only your adopted brother. I am the son of both the master and the jersey devil.

Larry: Um Werscer?

Werscer: What?

Larry (screaming): IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

Werscer: No. They found an egg and fertilized it. A month later, I was born.

Evan: You can't be evil. We raised you better than that.

Werscer: Nothing can change my mind. I'm going back to my family. I collected enough blood to make us all unstoppable. Today is the summer eclipse. Midnight tonite, we will rule the world. And you won't be around to see it.

Runs to the battlefield.

Taz: Aw, ST.

end of scene.

INT: Battlefield, late afternoon.

Taz: Give back Werscer or die.

Master: Never. And now the time to talk is over.

Alex: We need to fight now, guys.

They all run to the battlefield. The boys give a war cry. The villans run up. Taz is fighting the Jersey Devil with help from Alex and Nikko. Matt is fighting werscer with Evan. Larry is fighting the master. Taz gets stabbed in the stomache. Nikko and Alex fight harder now. But Taz gets up and charges the Devil. The Devil holds out a fist and Taz runs into it.

Taz: I smell st. Oh yeah, the Jersey Devil smells like st. Never mind.

The boys are laughing.

Larry: Aw, who's a little smelly? Who's a little smelly?

Devil: You are.

Larry: That was uncalled for.

Master: We will give you 1 more hour of life.

Alex: The master is an alien.

Larry: Whu? I'm too tired to pay attention or remember stuff.

Alex (sighs): To wikipedia: for more info on aliens, visit en./wiki/Extraterrestriallife, also; en./wiki/LifeonMars

Extraterrestrial life is

life originating outside of the Earth. It is the subject of astrobiology, and its existence remains hypothetical. There is no credible evidence of extraterrestrial life that has been widely accepted by the scientific community. There are several hypotheses regarding the origin of extraterrestrial life if it exists. One proposes that it may have emerged, independently, in different places in the universe. An alternative hypothesis is panspermia, which holds that life emerging in one location then spreads between habitable planets. These two hypotheses are not mutually exclusive. The study and theorization of extraterrestrial life is known as astrobiology, exobiology or xenobiology. Speculative forms of extraterrestrial life range from sapient beings to life at the scale of bacteria

.

Suggested locations that might have once developed or continue to host life include the planets

VenusHYPERLINK \l "citenote-0"1 and Mars, moons of Jupiter and Saturn (e.g. Europa,2Enceladus and Titan). Gliese 581 c and d, recently discovered to be near Earth-mass extrasolar planets apparently located in their star's habitable zone, and having the potential to have liquid water.3

This enthusiasm toward the possibility of alien life continued well into the 20th century. Indeed, the roughly three centuries from the

Scientific Revolution through the beginning of the modern era of solar system probes were essentially the zenith for belief in extraterrestrials in the West. Many astronomers and other secular thinkers, at least some religious thinkers, and much of the general public were largely satisfied that aliens were a reality. This trend was finally tempered as actual probes visited potential alien abodes in the solar system. The moon was decisively ruled out as a possibility while Venus and Mars, long the two main candidates for extraterrestrials, showed no obvious evidence of current life. The other large moons of our system which have been visited appear similarly lifeless, though the interesting geothermic forces observed (Io's volcanism, Europa's ocean, Titan's thick atmosphere) have underscored how broad the range of potentially habitable environments may be. Although the hypothesis of a deliberate cosmic silence of advanced extraterrestrials is also a possibility,12 the failure of the SETI program to detect anything resembling an intelligent radio signal after four decades of effort has partially dimmed the optimism that prevailed at the beginning of the space age. Emboldened critics view the search for extraterrestrials as unscientific, despite the fact the SETI program is not the result of a continuous, dedicated search but instead utilizes what resources and manpower it can, when it can. Furthermore, the SETI program only searches a limited range of frequencies at one time.13

Thus, the three decades preceding the turn of the second millennium saw a crossroads reached in beliefs in alien life. The prospect of ubiquitous, intelligent, space-faring civilizations in our solar system appears increasingly dubious to many scientists. Still, in the words of SETI's

Frank Drake, "All we know for sure is that the sky is not littered with powerful microwave transmitters."14 Drake has also noted that it is entirely possible advanced technology results in communication being carried out in some way other than conventional radio transmission. At the same time, the data returned by space probes and giant strides in detection methods have allowed science to begin delineating habitability criteria on other worlds and to confirm that, at least, other planets

are plentiful though aliens remain a question mark.

In 2000,

geologist and paleontologistPeter Ward and astrobiologist Donald Brownlee published a book entitled Rare Earth: Why Complex Life is Uncommon in the Universe.15 In it, they discussed the Rare Earth hypothesis, in which they claim that Earth-like life is rare in the universe, while microbial

life is common in the universe. Ward and Brownlee are open to the idea of evolution on other planets that is not based on essential Earth-like characteristics such as DNA and carbon.

In July 2008, former NASA astronaut

Edgar Mitchell

said on a radio show in England that the government has been covering up alien life for six decades. In a later interview with FOX News, he went on to say that former ranchers and government officials passed along the stories to him before they died. He had a meeting with an offical from the Pentagon ten years ago. He has refused to identify his sources, saying only that "NASA is not involved". The possible existence of primitive (microbial) life outside of Earth is much less controversial to mainstream scientists although at present no direct evidence of such life has been found. Indirect evidence has been offered for the current existence of primitive life on the planet Mars. However, the conclusions that should be drawn from such evidence remain in debate.

Also;

Mars' polar ice caps were observed as early as the mid-17th century, and they were first proven to grow and shrink alternately, in the summer and winter of each hemisphere, by William Herschel in the latter part of the 18th century. By the mid-19th century, astronomers knew that Mars had certain other similarities to Earth, for example that the length of a day on Mars was almost the same as a day on Earth. They also knew that its axial tilt was similar to Earth's, which meant it experienced seasons just as Earth does - but of nearly double the length owing to its much longer year. These observations led to the increase in speculation that the darker albedo features

were water, and brighter ones were land. It was therefore natural to suppose that Mars may be inhabited by some form of life.

In 1854,

William Whewell, a fellow of Trinity College, Cambridge, who popularized the word scientist, theorized that Mars had seas, land and possibly life forms. Speculation about life on Mars exploded in the late 19th century, following telescopic observation by some observers of apparent canals — which were however soon found to be optical illusions. Despite this, in 1895, American astronomer Percival Lowell published his book Mars, followed by Mars and its Canals in 1906, proposing that the canals were the work of a long-gone civilization. This idea led British writer H. G. Wells to write The War of the Worlds

in 1897, telling of an invasion by aliens from Mars who were fleeing the planet's desiccation.

Spectroscopic analysis of Mars' atmosphere began in earnest in 1894, when U.S. astronomer

William Wallace Campbell showed that neither water nor oxygen were present in the Martian atmosphere.1

By 1909 better telescopes and the best perihelic opposition of Mars since 1877 conclusively put an end to the canal theory.

The

Phoenix mission landed a telerobot in the polar region of Mars on May 25, 2008. One of the mission's two primary objectives is to search for a 'habitable zone' in the Martian regolith where microbial life could exist, the other goal being to study the geological history of water

on Mars. The lander has a 2.5 meter robotic arm that is capable of digging a 0.5 meter trench in the regolith. The arm is fitted with an arm camera able to verify that there is material in the scoop when returning samples to the lander for analysis – this overcomes an important design flaw in the Viking landers.

The craft has a mass spectrometer capable of detecting organic volatiles up to 10ppb, an optical microscope and an atomic force microscope. There is an electrochemistry experiment which will tell scientists about ions in the regolith and show the amount and type of antioxidants on Mars,and if the device works. NASA scientist Carol Stoker reports that oxidants on Mars vary with latitude, noting that Viking 2 saw fewer oxidants than Viking 1 because of its more northerly position. Phoenix has landed further north still.

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Rates of sedimentation at the Phoenix landing site are hoped to allow the probe to sample layers that date back at least 50,000 years, and maybe up to a million years. This is important because the climate of Mars has been much warmer in the past and any life could have been more active and widespread, says Stoker.

Unlike the

Mars Pathfinder Sojourner rover and the Mars Exploration Rovers, which used airbag-cushioned capsules to land on Mars, the Phoenix lander landed the same way that the Viking landers did, despite the claims that rocket exhaust may have contaminated the Viking landing sites.3NASA is planning to launch the Astrobiology Field Laboratory in 2016, to help answer questions about life on Mars. The Mars Exploration and Payload Analysis Group is responsible for deciding what experiments will fly on the mission.27

Taz: Wow. You were taught about aliens at school?

Alex: Yeah. And big words.

Nikko: Big? Like the word Regolith?

end of scene.

Taz is walking around the battlefield.

Taz: Hey Doo-Doo heads. I'm ready to wi-in.

The master is behind a tree. He shoots flame at Taz. Larry runs in front.

Larry: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Larry falls to the ground.

Nikko: Larry? Larry? Wake up, Larry.

Alex (sadly): I don't think he's waking up.

Taz: I- i- i failed. I wasn't able to protect Larry.

Nikko: It's all right. You have to look after your brothers, and one of our only family friends left. Plus, you have to try to survive battle.

Nikko goes to the side with Larry's body.

Larry (weakly): I... want... to tell Nikko... h-h-He has the power... to heal and revive... but sadly, so does Werscer.

Taz: Do not say that name again. Werscer is dead to us. DEAD!

Larry groans.

Larry: I'm slipping away.

Groans, then falls asleep.

Nikko: So, sleeping with your eyes open, eh Larry? Larry?

Evan (angrily): Those guys are going to pay.

Matt: And now i'm gonna help. Thru the whole thing, even if they rise to power. Also, cause I found out i'm your family.

All gasp, larry rolls over and gurgles.

Nikko: He is gone, that should clear up in about an hour.

Taz: Nikko, try to revive him.

Nikko: Alright. You go fight. I'll be the medic.

All who are fighting run out.

The boys start a surprise Attack.

Master (surfer dude accent): Devil, get out there. I'll cover your back man.

Werscer: Are you high?

Master (surfer Dude): Hey, hang loose once and a while man. It's our party.

Devil: Snap outta it!

Slaps master

Master (normal voice): No, i'm not high... anymore. Lets go battle. Stay here werscer.

Taz is fighting the master with Matt. Evan and Alex have the devil.

Master: Prepare to die!

He slashes down on Matt. Taz pushes Matt away. Taz is burned.

Taz: Mick a micka high, micka mikah mickalo, turn all our burns into blood!

music plays

Matt (singing): We need to win, so they can lose.

Nikko (singing): We need to become the greatest heroes in the world

music ends

Taz (talking): This is no grunting time to grunting sing! I'm in... trouble!

Taz falls. He has a bloody face and bloodstains on his shirt. Taz gets up and cuts the masters finger.

Master: Holy st that hurt! What the (f-word) were you thinking? Oh (f-word) that hurts like a bitch!

Master gets up and goes towards Taz. Taz is on the ground, rubbing his ankle.

Taz: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee holds ahhhhhhhhhhhhh holds Sheeeeeeee holds ahhhhhhhhh holds sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee holds ahhhhhhhhhhhh holds.

Epic music plays. Master advances to Taz, swinging fire. He is laughing evily.

Master: You failed to join us boy. This is your last chance. Join us or die. You have great power.

Taz: I'll never betray my brothers, so go 'head and kill me.

Master: Very well.

He is about to strike down Taz.

Taz: GUYS! RUN! NOW!

The boys begin to run. The master aims a fire spike at Taz's heart. Taz has a look of horror. Nikko looks back. He sighs, then starts running to Taz. The master starts to throw. Nikko pushes him down.

Nikko: You all right, Taz?

Taz: No, I hurt my leg. I think it's broken.

Nikko: I can heal and revive now. Let me see your leg.

Nikko touches Taz's leg.

Nikko: Call out the bad en-ner-gy. Heal my brother please please please.

Taz: My leg feels better.

Nikko: Try to walk.

Taz walks.

Taz: Thanks. YOU CAN COME BACK GUYS!

The boys run back.

Taz: Let's kick some ass.

end of scene

The master gets up.

Jersey Devil: We have two hours left. Then we will rule the world.

Larry: Not on our watch. It's 6 against 3, devil. Give up.

Master: Never. Devil, attack!

The devil runs out. He pushes Taz down. He holds a sword down to taz's throaght. Taz gulps. Alex runs up and stabs the devil in the side. The devil holds his side.

Devil: Master, hold them up while I get bandaged.

Master walks out.

Werscer: Go! hurt them all! Kill them all.

Evan and Matt go to fight Werscer.

Nikko: I'll be the medic, guys.

Evan: Fine.

Alex: Good.

Larry and Alex go to fight the master. The Jersey devil comes back. Taz goes to fight him. Evan gets stabbed in the gut. He crawls to Nikko.

Nikko: He'll be fine.

Taz Goes to stab the devil in the stomache. The devil cries out in pain. Taz stabs him in the heart. The devil punches taz. Taz gets his cheek cut. His shoulder is then cut. The devil falls to the ground.

Nikko: I feel... normal.

Taz: The Devil's dead. You aren't poisoned. And the people he took will return to their time and live 80-100 years more, like they were babies. But they are their age.

Nikko: So Ameilia Earheart, The Lindburg Kid, our dog spot... SPOT!! Yes!! My buddy is back.

Taz: For the last time, his name is TAZz! T-A-Z-Z! TAZz!

Matt: Named after you?

Nikko: No. He was already named that. You see, we didn't have names. We got Tazz, so Taz named himself

Alex (grunting): So our hermit crab... is back!

Taz: But we need to save the world first.

Taz runs to the master. Taz is stabbed in the heart.

Nikko (in slow-mo): Noooooooooo!

We see thru Taz's eyes. Everything is going red. Then everything is black.

Nikko: Taz isn't breathing! CPR didn't work. It's been over an hour. I'm callin' it. 11:25.

Taz groans and wakes up.

Taz: Sit! We have 35 minutes to save the world. Let's go.

The master looks weak. The stone falls off his hand. Taz runs and grabs the stone and chucks it in the fire. Werser and The Jersey devil are dead on the battlefield.

Nikko: Werscer never drank the potion. So we left him alive- but only barely.

Matt: And the Devils dead.

Taz: Werscer, we are your real family. A DNA test proved it.

The master picks up Werscer's sword.

Taz runs up. The boys start to move foreward.

Taz: No. It's my battle.

They begin to sword fight. Taz gets cut again. Taz slices the master in the stomache. He twists it around. The master falls. Taz goes toward the heart. The master screams. Then the screen goes dark. end of scene

INT: The boys house, Late Night

The boys are putting alcohal on their wounds.

Taz (yawning): We-w-we compleated the prophecy.

Alex: Yeah. We killed them. It's 1: 39.

Evan: The eclipse passed an hour ago.

Nikko: All is well.

cuts to the woods. Werscer gets up.

Werscer: Ow-w-w-w-w-w-w. Ow.

Werscer sticks his sword in the air.

Werscer: Masters from above, the first stage is completed. They fought us and won. Intiating part two. Micka Le dicka de loreen de loo. Bring the masters back to you.

Scary music plays. Werscer takes his sword down.

INT: The Boys House, Early Morning.

The boys are asleep. Alcohal is on the table. The alarm starts to ring. The boys wake up.

Larry: Everything will different now. After our news meeting, we'll be heroes.

Alex: Everything will change.

Taz: We're not having a news meeting. I canceled-permenitly.

Alex: Really?

Taz: Yeah. But the damn newspaper writers reported it.

Boys: No!!

Phone rings. Taz answers it.

Taz: Hello? Um... yeah. (whispers) Take them off life support. They had 12 extra years. They shouldn't deal with pain. Take them off.

Hangs up.

Alex: Who was that?

Taz (normal): No one.

Nikko: Don't lie to us.

Taz: Alright. It was the hospital. I took our parents off life support. Apparently, they know what we did. They had a dream and God told them.

Alex: Well, they had 12 more years than they would have. We all know that you would've told em that if they called.

Evan: We should do reasearch into the prophecy.

Taz Logs on to prophecys.com.

Larry (reading): 7 boys will battle the Jersey Devil twice in 2010, once in 2014, 2015, and 2016. If they survive, they will have kids. They will battle the Master's and Devil's kids. But the first battle will not end the war. The 4th battle will. They were betrayed. But the betrayer has a purpose for them. He is going to save one of their lives, and be forever good. There will be causualties.

Taz: That's gonna be creepy.

Master bursts in.

Master: You cost me my servant, boy! ARE YOU MAD? I mean crazy mad, too.

Reveals the Devil's sword.

Taz: Aw, st.

end of scene.

Nikko (voice over blackness): Well, this was our second battle. That rat Werscer revived them. Why did he get my powers? Now, we need to do more work. thump

Now we have picture.

Taz: Sorry, we had technical problems.

Alex: Who're you talking to, taz?

Taz: I don't know, it's not my movie.

Larry: Master, why did you five whiskey to Nikko? He's not moving. Aw, no. His leg twichted.

Taz goes and punches the master. Taz grabs a sword and swings it down. The master is cut.

Maaster: Can i drop the f-bomb again?

Matt: Now that wouldn't be PG-13 freindly, would it? 3 is enough.

Master: i'll go home to say it.

Taz slices down. The master is still.

Taz: And don't come back!

Devil comes.

Devil: Mwaheehehaaahoha! I'm ba-ack!

Devil lunges at taz.

Taz: Oh, you're here to marry my cat. Play her a song of love on this.

Hands a bottle over, devil plays same note 10 times. Taz takes the bottle back.

Taz: Whoa, first off, i said love, not lust, and second, My cats a neurtered boy. And you're a boy so...

Devil screams.

Devil: You will pay for that.

Devil takes his sword back and slices down. Matt runs up and stabs him in the butt. Devil screams. Devil faints. Taz pushes the sword down int the Devils stomach. Devil stops moving. Werscer walks in with his sword. Werscer lunges and hits Taz in the stomach. Taz groans and falls over.

Werscer: Take that. You are my enemies now.

Laughing wildly, he runs away.

Taz: Let im go. We'll defeat him in 2016. And then he won't bother us again.

INT: School, school time.

Taz is scrubbing the blackboard, Nikko is cleaning the desktops, and the teacher is in the hall. The teacher comes in.

Teacher: Did you guys see todays newspaper?

Shows them a newspaper.

Nikko: Oh.. my... a god. They printed us anyway! Curse them! CURSE THEM AND THEIR PET ENCHILADAS!

Taz: Nikko, Enchiladas are a tortilla rolled around a meat or cheese filling and covered with a chili sauce. They're food.

Teacher: No. You don't get it. You are heroes. The devil took my son away. But now I won't be cranky! You boys were brave. They caught the battle on tape. It's on the news tonite. You can go now.

INT: Garage, Afternoon.

Rock music is playing.

Boys (singing): The music got's it in it. You just wanna hit it. Goin' downtown every day-ay. I know we're never gonna have it my way-ay. He's a loser kiddo. I think he's a fakeo.

Now rapping with rock music

Boys (rapping)He's monkey you'd better run. Get down i think he has a gun. I'm not a transvestite like this homo. Cover your nose he's a smelly hobo. Cover your self when you try to run. That jerk stole the monkey's gun. He shot me once, right in the arm. I grabbed the money, full of briks. darn

Rock singing

Boys (rock singing): Now here's the story, it ends well. I grab the real money and hit the floor. They called the cops, I crawled out the door. Now here, in Mexico city. I live in peice. The cops were called off. Sheesh.

Guitar solo. Drums join in. Then accoustic. Then the keyboard. music ends.

Taz: What'd ya think, guys?

Nikko (in a brittish accent): We rock out loud.

Alex: For the last time, DROP THE ACCENT!

Larry: Yeah. It's more disturbing than...

The bugs bunny thing plays.

Larry:...A whitch's face! All warty and hairy and green and mean and everything between.

Taz: Let's go in. Lets play with the cat.

They go in and spot licks them.

Evan: Hi spot. Hi Tazz. That's a good dog. Dat's a good dog.

Taz: How's our bunny?

Nikko: He needs water.

Taz: All right. Get your trunks on. We're going swimming.

Boys Cheer.

INT: Backyard, Afternoon.

Taz: Let's play water volleyball.

Nikko: I forget how to play volleyball.

Taz: Step 1. Gather your equipment and set up the playing area. Set up the net and mark the playing boundaries by using string (often included in a set) or anything else to identify the perimeters. The area should be 24 feet wide and 48 feet long, with the net at the 24-foot mark of the length. You can, of course, determine your own perimeters for a relaxed backyard game.

Step 2. Divide your friends and family into two teams. An even number of people is desirable on each side. A typical game of volleyball is played with teams of two, four or six people on each team. Decide which team gets possession of the ball first by flipping a coin.

Step 3. Serve the ball. The player positioned in the back-left corner of the field serves the ball by using their hand or arm to propel it over the net. If the ball fails to go over the net on the serve, possession moves to the opposing team. Each time the serve switches teams, players should rotate to the left to change positions and servers.

Step 4. Return the ball. Three hits are allowed on each side of the net, but no player is allowed to hit the ball more than once in a row. The point is to keep the ball from touching the ground and return it to the opposing team over the net. This rallying of the ball continues until one team does not return the ball inbounds or it touches the ground.

Step 5. Score points. In volleyball, only the serving team can score points. Each time a serve and rally sequence results in the serving team keeping possession of the ball (getting the serve over the net and not allowing the ball to touch the ground or go out of bounds), the serving team scores 1 point. If the serving team does not keep possession of the ball, the opposing team does not score a point but instead gets the opportunity to serve.

Step 6. Win the game. The team that first reaches 15 points wins the game. However, a team must win the game by more than 2 points. Thus when a score is 15 to 14, the higher-scoring team does not win until their score exceeds their opponent's score by at least 2. Play continues as normal until this occurs.

Nikko serves the ball. Alex knocks it back. Taz punches the ball and scores. Nikko and Taz give high-five. Later, the score is 14 to 12. Nikko serves.

Taz: Lets win.

Taz hits the ball and scores.

Taz: We won!!

Nikko: Good game everyone.

INT: House, night.

Nikko: I'm goin out.

Alex: Why?

Nikko: I got a date.

Taz: Dude, Amber finally agreed?

Nikko: She saw the battle.

Alex wolf whistles.

Alex: Who's Amber?

Larry: Yeah, I have no idea.

Taz: She's this girl in our class that Nikko has a crush on.

Nikko: Later.

Leaves.

Later... Nikko comes in. He looks upset.

Taz: What's wrong?

Nikko: Werscer... he... he knocked me out. And slaughtered Amber.

Taz (shocked): Werscer? Slaughter? Out? Knocked? Amber? Me? He? Ye? And?

Larry: And? No.no.no.no.no.no.no.no!

Nikko: It's ok. And doesn't exist.

Taz: Let's just go to bed. I'll cook the lime jello for nikko tomorrow. And it aint hard bein 13.

Larry: How do you cook jello?

Taz: Cut up 5 cups fresh limes
Add 3 cups white sugar, stir to blend.
Let stand 12 hours.

Step 2 Pour into large pot and boil for 20 minutes, stir often so mixture does not stick. (While

cooking, sterilze 6 glass jelly jars,lids and rings.
Best way to do this is in the dishwasher

, leave in there til ready to fill, so they stay hot)
Add 1 package lime Flavored Jello
Stir well.