Glee Chatroom Ch. 10
Burt Hummel is now online
Burt Hummel: What is this about a wedding I hear?
KurtHummel: Oh, dad, um...
BlaineAnderson: Kurt and I are getting married.
Burt Hummel: Oh... Well, good for you son!
Burt Hummel is now offline
KurtHummel: Well, that's a relief! I thought he would flip!
BlaineAnderson: Me too.
StarBerry is now online
StarBerry: What's this about a wedding that I wasn't invited to?
KurtHummel: You are invited Rach. We just haven't sent out invites yet.
StarBerry: Oh, ok. Have you two come up with a theme yet?
KurtHummel: Marc Jacobs
BlaineAnderson: Katy Perry
StarBerry: Marc Jacobs and Katy Perry? Sounds like what one of your kids personality would be if you could have kids.
KurtHummel: Thanks Rach.
StarBerry was kicked out of the chatroom by KurtHummel
BlaineAnderson: since when can we kick people out of the chatroom?
KurtHummel: I don't know.
Miss. Tots, Wedding organizer is now online
KurtHummel: Hey 'Cedies. "Wedding Organizer" Huh?
Miss. Tots, Wedding organizer: Kurt, I have this in the bag. Don't worry.
Three months later after the wedding
(Ok, so I may have lied about the Christmas chapter! SUCK IT UP!)
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Hey guys! We are back from the honneymoon!
StarBerry: How was it? Explain with details!
Blaine Hummel-Anderson: Calm down Rachel. We will tell you all Monday.
FourEyes: No need. We are all on right now.
FinnDaMan: EWW DUDE! MY BROTHER!
StarBerry: Calm down Finn. That is all he has said since the wedding.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Really? Lol.
FinnDaMan: You two didn't, you know, do it did you?
Blaine Hummel-Anderson: Yes...
StarBerry: -Facepalm-
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: What Rach?
FinnDaMan: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WARBLER! MY BROTHER!
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Oh, I see now. Calm down Finn.
FinnDaMan: Why should I calm down? MY LITTLE BROTHER!
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Um, Finn, you know that I had a say in if I got married or not...
FinnDaMan: Oh...
Sparkles is now online
Sparkles: Howdy!
Blaine Hummel-Anderson: You fucking gay unicorn, I am going to kill you and tear your jackass liver apart with my bare hands! You are a bitch and Va te faire foutre, trouduc! Allez au diable, vous fils de pute! Brûle en enfer! Merde embulante! vas faire foutre a la vache!
FinnDaMan: Dude, was that French?
Blaine Hummel-Anderson: Yes...
StarBerry: What did you say?
Blaine Hummel-Anderson: Um... I said Fuck off asshole! Go to hell you motherfucker! Burn in hell! You walking piece of shit! Go fuck a cow!
Kurt Anderson-Hummel: O_O
FinnDaMan: O_O
StarBerry: O_O
FourEyes: O_O
KitBritt: Blaney! You said bad words!
Sparkles: Yeah, that was mean!
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Vas faire a la Vache, Sparkles!
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Nice one baby!
FinnDaMan: EWW! MY BROTHER DUDE!
IamPUCKhearmeROAR: SHUT UP FINN!
StarBerry: Nice one Noah!
IamPUCKhearmeROAR: Thx my little Jewish-American princess!
StarBerry: -Blush-
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Must I say it again? -gag-
Sparkles: You are one big douche Anderson-Hummel!
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: I AM NOT A SHOWER!
KitBritt: Blaney. He said douche, not shower.
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: -facepalm-
again, sorry about how short it is! It's 1:40 in the morning, and I have been working on this forever! Actually, I've spelt Anderson-Hummel so many times, my computer actually thinks it's a real word! Scary...
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-Mandy Alexica.
Sneak peek: Momma Monster herself, Lady Gaga pays a visit! Oh, and some more Puckleberry fluff!