AN: I TAK MY RITIN SIRUSLY (Really?) (HAHAHA SRUS!) (You have no right to use that joke…) IM NUT TROLIN OR WUTEVA THT MEANSSS! (Troll.) SO STUP BEIN SO MEEN 2 ME & 2 CAR! (No thanks.) JUS 2 LET U NO SARAH HELLP ME W/DIS CHAPTA! (Sarah, you're not doing a very good job, stop Madison!) SO NO MORE FLAMMMS PROMESE! (More flames are coming your way!)

RECAP 4 U PPL THT FORGOT!

sO I was talking to fumledoer. (What is this? American Football?) WE were talking about voldomore. (That sexy beast… Just kidding, only Tom Riddle is hot.) He then said.

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"I think we should get my old frend grindylowa (You're friends with a Grindylow?) out of abackajam! (Sounds like a sandwich) HE CAN HELP WITH THE WAR!" (A movie theater claps, as they believed a Grindylow will destroy Cara.) he shooted. (Cara with his wand) I thought he had a WONDERFUL idea.(As do I.) We should get as much help as we could! (With killing you, that is.)

"And CARA I thonk I should tell u should have been told wen you were very little." (Oh no, dramatic back story time) I nodded. "You are the only one that can defeat the dark lof. (GASP! I so didn't expect that) There was this profecy long ago that foretold that the only one to defeat volodomoret would see though his disguise and date his disguise's brothers. (Wait, what? She's been so naïve and has been believing the disguises the whole time! She isn't the chosen one! SHE IS CHOOSEN FOR NOTHING.) She would also have enopugh bravery (Cara brave? Yeah right) to drank and stand up to his most faithful/loial follower (ME! Well, in this version, that is. I despise him in anything else…) … who happens to sadly b Sevrys.(GASP) And she will have hidden powers to unlock. (Oh Merlin, not more powers…) U are obviously the only one that fittes this. (Not her.)" Dumledore ranted.

"OHHH!" I fully understood what he was saying. I had powers to unlock. (Dumb powers that revolve around you exploding, I hope.) I must work hard and train to find out what they are! (There are none.) So I needed a mentor! (GASP!)

"Ik what your thinking. I will give you til nightfall to find a mentor." (HE HATH TELEKINESIS!) He said.

I looked for a mentor in the forbidden forest. (And was eaten by a wild pack of Aragog's children) I was walking around looking behind tree after tree. (Because that's where I look for my mentors) Then suddenly I head a noise behind me. (GASP!)

"like OMG wut was that?"(Prep) I asked myself silently. (You can think?) I turned around to see. A UNICORN WITH A FAIRY RIDDIN ON TOP OF IT! (GASP!) (dunt tke it in a preverted way! YUCKY! Can u imgine tht ISS DISGUSTIN! (BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE!) So yeah! Then I saw them behinf me. (Look out from behinf!)

The unicorn was turqoise with beautiful purple and green glittery streaks of its hair. (Anyone else feeling like this is a Twilight moment?) It had golden hooves and it was smiling. (Creeper) It looked truelly beautiful. (IT'S SEXY AND IT KNOWS IT!) The unicorn was the size of a pony! (That's a weird ass unicorn)

The fairy had tanned skinned with cotton candy pink hair. (GASP!) She was wearing a pink version of tinkerbells outfit. (Why do you ruin Tinkerbell!) She had glittery pink eyes that matched her outfit. (Pink eye is a disease.) The fairy was sparkling a bright yet beautiful yellow. (Edward Cullen's sister?) She was about five inches tall.

"Hello!" said the unicorn. I jumped in surpise. Did a unicorn just talk? (No, it sneezed.)

"Hello." I said back trying to be nice. (You can be nice?)

"HI!" sweaked the little fairy.

"we have come to train you to defeat voldomort!" said the unicorn. Just my luck! (Maybe, the unicorn and fairy will gang up on Cara and destroy her.) I was soo happy that something this beutifal was training me! (Beautiful, unlike you.) I jumped with glee. (oce agan w/ that dumass SHOW!) (You're the dumbass here)

That night I told dumledore about my menrots. He approved 100%! (Yeah, let her go around with two random strangers!) We had 2 week to train.

I later learned their nemes. The unicorn's name was Denali (Dental floss?) which means the grate one. (Typical) She told me thaat she is the leader and ruller of all unicorns. She gave me the unicorn Elita which means the chosen one. (She GAVE you one of her own kind? Traitor of the unicorn pack)

The fairies name is Tana. She is thr fairy queen that rules over all the faires. (Again, typical) She gave me the fairy name Amelinda which means the loved and the beutiful. (Two things you are not.) I dont know why when they gave me the names why they did. (We don't know either)

So for 2 weekz we trained.

"You are gettin sooooo powerful" (Sooooooooooooooo Mary Sue) squeaked Tana.(who's eyes shinned with a passion to kill me.) Denali agreed with her. (as she was under the Imperius curse) Then then raised up their arms (and hoves). (To beat me to death.

"Goodbye world… I know you all hate me, but it's my time to go!" I said happily. The crowd cheered.)

"Since youve completed your training. We are going to give you…" (A face transplant!)

MORE CLIFFY 4 U HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! (You always leave me in such suspense, Madison, such suspense.) 2BAD U HAVE 2 WAIT TIL TOMARROW THAT ISNT LONG FROM NOW THOUGH! (Please, take as long as you need. No rush.) HAPPY CHAPTA 10 EVEY 1!~! (You call it happy?)

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