A/N: Hey Guys, I was buried in a bunch of stuff but am now back on track!
Chapter 10: The Fate of Duel Monsters
*Muto Mansion*
Zorc has opened a huge portal and is sending out hordes of demons led by former KONAMI execs. Yugi, Mai, Solomon and even Yugi's Mom are armed to the teeth with firepower supplied by Pegasus after he recovered from his skull-fuck session at the hands of Steven Universe. As the first wave of demons and sequel Yu-Gi-Oh show monsters approach the mansion, Yugi and Friends cut down the smaller ones as Exodia crushes the larger ones. The former KONAMI Execs hid behind their fallen comrades like a bunch of cowards. As the bodies pile up, another batch of demons simply surround the mansion causing a cease fire.
Exodia walks outside of the Mansion to confront Zorc and his followers.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the (former) Forbidden One?" Taunted Zorc and he is accompanied by the 3 Harpy Ladies from earlier.
"Zorc, your bullshit has cost…(Zorc kicks Exodia in the balls) AAAAAAAGH! FUCK! SERIOUSLY?!" Exodia screamed as he rolled up into fetal position.
"EXODIA!" Yugi and his friends screamed at the same time.
Zorc then proceeded to punch, elbow and kick Exodia into an inch of his life.
"Poor Exodia, first you lost your chance at Godhood, and now…YOUR FRIENDS!" Zorc laughed as his demon followers grabbed Yugi and his friends.
"And now…..the child!" Zorc said as his elite demon grabbed Trixie.
Yugi and Mai were powerless to stop Zorc and watched helplessly as their child was being taken from them.
"EXODIA PLEASE HELP ME!" Trixie said with tears in her eyes.
"EXODIA PLEASE SAVE ME! SHUT IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Zorc said as his dragon "limb" was looking to devour the child.
Remembering the stone slab, Exodia got up and barked at Zorc.
"SKEDADDLE SKIDOODLE, YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!" Exodia chanted.
Zorc stopped and laughed.
"REALLY?! YOU THINK A DEAD MEME WILL…..(0.0)…..WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" Said Zorc.
Just then his monster dick shrank to the size of a noodle. As a result, Zorc as a whole shrank to the size of a high school nerd.
With their master defeated, the other demons tried to flee, but Nurse Lilly came in and fired numerous dirty-used-needles. (Since the needles spawned out of thin air, Lilly herself never touched them and is safe) The Demons became infected and died not long after getting hit.
"TRIXIE!" Yugi and Mai said in unison as they were reunited with their daughter.
Zorc was trying to escape but Exodia used his remaining strength to grab the noodle-dick demon and beat him like a punching bag.
Just then numerous S.W.A.T./ ARMY vehicles rolled in and arrested the former KONAMI execs. As this is happening, Jayden (evil) shows up and is all "Sorry I'm late Zorc, a PRIDE parade made traffic a nightmare and…." (sees what has happened but before he can escape, Lilly fires a syringe-dart to his neck, killing him instantly)
As the battle ends, Yugi and his friends regroup at the mansion's yard.
"Thanks guys, but what about Exodia?" Asked Yugi.
The Egyptian Gods then circle the bloodied Zorc and reclaim their magic. Rejuvenated, the God Cards thank Exodia and offer to heal him, only for Lilly to step in and offer to heal him herself to which Obelisk, Slyther and Ra agree.
Yugi and the gang thank Exodia and Lilly as they depart.
*A few weeks later*
Trixie is spending the weekend with Sugoroku and Solomon while Yugi and Mai are relaxing in bed naked after a lengthy love session.
"Hey Mai?" Asked Yugi.
"Yes my love?" Asked Mai.
"Thanks again." Said Yugi.
"For what?" Asked Mai.
"Everything! From helping me move on from Tea, defeating Kaiba while acquiring his corporation, accepting my hand in marriage and overall making me the happiest man in the world." Said Yugi.
"No worries Yugi!" Said Mai.
"Thanks Mai and…..wait." Said Yugi.
"What is it?" Asked Mai.
"Something's off: this is the last chapter of our crack fic and aside from that Skedaddle part, this seems like a pretty normal chapter without any chaos or weird stuff." Said Yugi.
"You're right. (gets out of bed and paces back and forth naked, her natural DD's bouncing with each step) It wouldn't make sense to end it here, there needs to be something more crack fic related. But what?" Asked Mai.
Just then Yami, Tea, Josephine and Duke teleported into the room via magic. Before the uninvited guests could apologize for coming in without knocking, Yugi started to strangle Yami as Mai started to strangle Josephine.
"I HAD A MONTH LONG LOSING STREAK BECAUSE OF YOU!" Yugi Roared as he tried to choke Yami.
"THANKS TO YOU, A BUNCH OF MAN-CHILDREN SENT ME CHODE PICS, CHODE PICS!" Mai also roared as she tried to choke Josephine.
Needless to say it took the combined strength of Tea and Duke Devlin to keep Yugi and Mai from committing murder. Once the fight was broken, Mai and Yugi threw on some robes and demanded an explanation.
"Yugi, Mai, what we did was wrong and we want to apologize." Said Yami.
"I was so focused on my ambitions that I downplayed your well-being Yugi, friends don't do that." Added Tea.
"I chose to be selfish instead of being there for you Mai." Said Josephine.
"And I stole your man, Mai." Added Duke.
After a lengthy discussion, Mai and Yugi forgave their unexpected visitors.
"Well Yugi, I'm glad we got that settled (opens window) see you again soon!" Said Yami as he, Tea, Josephine and Duke magically left the room, only to wind up in the backyard Tiger enclosure. Said Tigers proceeded to maul/eat them without mercy.
Since Yami, Tea, Duke and Josephine were trespassing, Yugi and Mai were cleared of any charges. The Tigers had to be put down, but Yugo and Mai were able to clone a new batch.
*Epilogue*
Despite saving the world, Exodia turned down an offer to be an Egyptian God and decided to marry Lilly.
Trixie grew up to run an Exodia fan club.
Pegasus recovered but developed a huge fear of Steven Universe.
Tristen and Serenity are dating.
Kaiba is still in prison.
Weevil is still drowning in shit.
Yugi's Mom was more lenient.
Yugi's Grandpa got to play James Bond.
Mai and Yugi got MutoCorp to be the biggest company in the world, their marriage is unbreakable.
The End.
A/N: Hey guys it's been a long, fun ride. Thanks for reading and supporting my work!