A/N: … Wow, I had this on my flash drive for, like, EVER thinking I already uploaded it. I'm such a dumbass, LOL

Title: Body Bags

Rating: T

Warning: OOC

Disclaimer: I don't own Ben 10/Ben 10:Alien Force

Beta: LuvDaAlchemist

Kevin sighed for the fifth time that night. They stood in front this home with Kevin's hand hovering over the door knob as he watched Ben fidget in his starched polo shirt.

"Ben, baby, you look fine."

Ben huffed, "What if she hates me?"

"Where did that big ass ego of yours go?" Kevin put his hands on his boyfriend's shoulders, "You're perfect, Ben."

Ben grinned, "You're so lame."

"Kevin Ethan Levin! Are you standing out there talking to yourself?" the Levin's front door opened and Freya stuck her head out.

"Hey, ma."

Freya ignored her son and her eyes locked onto Ben.

"A friend." she pulled Ben into her bosom, "My baby brought home a friend! My lucky day!"

Kevin rolled his eyes.

"This is why I never bring people over." he moved between his mother and his choking boyfriend, "Ben, this is my mother. Ma, this is Ben Tennyson, my boyfriend."

Freya stifled a giggle, "Who would of guessed, my baby likes cock."

"Geez, Freya! I'm trying to be serious here." Kevin pushed his way into his home.

"Come on, Ben, I'll show you around."

"No!" Freya pouted, "I wanna talk to your boyfriend."

"You can talk to him later. Now," Kevin pulled Ben away from his mother and into his arms, "I'm going to show him around." Freya crossed her arms over her chest.

"Fine, but make it quick."

"It was very nice to meet you!" Ben called out as Kevin dragged him up the stairs, "Kevin, slow down."

"If I do that, she'll sink her claws into you." Kevin blushed and allowed Ben to walk on his own, "I kinda like you alive."

"She doesn't seem so bad to me."

"You don't live with her," Kevin kicked a flimsy door open, "Welcome to my humble abode."

"Pretty fancy words, Levin." Ben grinned as he entered the room. The space was dominated by Kevin's bed as random knickknacks and gadgets littered the floor. "Not bad."

"It's not that clean right now. Kevin pushed a pile of his clothes off his bed and onto the floor.

"You can sit." Kevin shuffled around and avoided Ben's gaze.

"I love it- just what I expected."