Prepare your eyes for FanFiction's noobest smut. Okay, I admit. This is not smut. LOL. Sorry. SRSLY GUYS, this is not smut.


Eru's heartbeat was getting faster and faster. She was starting to shake, fearing that the person who just entered was Satoshi. She shut her eyes tight, and hoped that whoever entered would leave once more or went to the bathroom, at least.

She sighed in relief when she heard that person went in the bathroom. She slowly left her hiding place and tip-toed towards the door. Very slowly, she walked towards the door. She was silently praying that the person in the bathroom wouldn't suddenly go out.

'I-I am almost there…!'

As she was a few inches away from the door knob, she heard the bathroom door open. She froze in her position, and started panicking. She slowly turned her head towards the person and was half flustered, half relieved to see it was Houtarou. Relieved that it wasn't Satoshi and flustered because the gentleman-burglar is half-naked with only his pants on.

Houtarou on the other hand had mixed emotions. He was a bit angry at her and a bit happy to see her. But mostly, he felt embarrassed.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" he yelled in embarrassment. Eru was still unable to move. "I… want to see you and apologize…?"

"Can't you do that tomorrow morning?"

"Well, I am pretty guilty!"

"Now that you're here, seeing me half-naked, you think it's a perfect time to say sorry?"

"Then I am sorry for being so guilty! I didn't know that you went away!"

The two argued for a while. Houtarou stepped a few steps forward towards her. Eru, somehow feeling a bit scared, backed away a few steps back. "Ho-Houtarou… I really am sorry… s-so please… don't sca-"

Before she can finish her sentence, she bumped on the bed, causing her to sit down on it. She gulped as her face became redder. Houtarou kept on walking towards her until he finally got her cornered.

He leaned towards her, causing her to fall on the bed completely. Houtarou used this opportunity to corner her. He pinned her on the bed and leaned a little closer. "You… are so cruel." He whispered ever so gently at her right ear. She gulped. "W-what do you mean?"

"Telling me to stay away. Yet, here you are in my room. Are you tempting me?"

She became a little confused and tried to brush off her blushing face. "What do you mean by 'tempting'?" she asked innocently. Houtarou blushed madly upon her seeing her innocent face. He turned away and tried to hide his face.

"Why would the innocent sheep go uninvited to the wolf's lair?"

"Huh?"

Houtarou leaned closer, more close than before. Then, he once again whispered. "Do you think that the wolf would be merciful towards the lamb?" he paused. "Of course not. He would devour the lamb with pleasure."

He removed the glasses on her eyes and closed the gap between their lips. Eru was caught by surprise. But nonetheless, she shyly returned the kiss. He cupped her cheek as his other hand supported her head. She placed her arms around his neck, so that he would be a little closer. The kiss went a little deeper as they were out of breath.

Eru pulled away for a bit, but their foreheads and noses were still touching. Both were almost out of breath, but they continued on. Their lips again collided. Houtarou still controlled himself to not let the kiss go a little more deep than before. Though their kiss was considered deep, he never dared to cross the line.

Their lips parted again, but this time Houtarou kissed her neck. Eru slightly shivered when he bit a piece of her skin. He continued to give her butterfly kisses on the side of her neck, and then went back for her lips once more.

Again, they parted. This time, both were gazing at each other's eyes. Eru found herself captivated with his emerald eyes. She caressed his cheek lovingly. "I was wrong, Houtarou. I could never live my life without seeing you. I can't… I…"

Houtarou softly wiped the tears of her cheek. "I… I love you so much that I can't bear not

seeing-" She said. The gentleman stopped her by placing a soft kiss on her lips. Then, Houtarou smiled genuinely at her and stared deep in her eyes.

"I love you too. Very much."

Eru tried to fight the tears, but it never worked. She did her best to smile back. Then, she pulled him closer so that they would kiss again. Houtarou was caught by surprise, but kissed her back, nonetheless. He pulled her closer using his hand on the back of her head. He gave in a little, and made the kiss a bit deeper than the previous one.

Feeling a little modest, Houtarou slightly nibbled Eru's lower lip, making her shiver slightly. She smirked mentally as she nibbled his lower lip as revenge, making him a bit surprised.

Having lost the sense of time, Houtarou stopped himself abruptly as he realized that he was already unbuttoning her blouse. He backed away. Eru sat up, her face deep with crimson red. She buttoned back her blouse as she spoke. "W-why did you stop?"

Houtarou covered his face with his hand. "I can't do that. I won't cross that line, Eru."

"Houtarou…"

"Not until we've taken our vows in front of the altar." He finished. "So for now, were stuck in kissing." He said jestingly. Eru smiled sincerely, and then gave him a tackle-hug. They both almost fell off the bed if Houtarou didn't maintain his balance. "I am okay with kissing." She said shyly.

"If that's what you want." He said, and gave her another soft kiss. Time flew past them, and Houtarou realized that Satoshi would be back in a few minutes.

"I can't go through the door, Houtarou. He might see me. Masashi might see me." Eru said, sounding a bit panicky. Houtarou put on his shirt and buttoned a few buttons. "I've got an idea." He said.

"What is it?" Eru asked.

"There's a balcony in every suite, right? And your suite is on the sixth floor, two floors away from ours. It's going to be easy."

Eru seemed confused, and tried to ask Houtarou to explain it to her slowly. Instead of giving her an answer, he carried her on his back. Eru let out a small gasp.

"Trust me." He said. Eru blushed slightly, and tightened her grip on his shoulders. "Alright."

"I estimated that Satoshi would be back in 30 minutes. So, going out the door and going through the lobby is not an option." Houtarou said. He climbed out of the window, and Eru squealed a bit. "And I know a shortcut." He continued.

"D-don't tell me…"

"That's we're going to climb up your room using the balconies? Yes." He said, and started to grab hold of the metal bars of the balcony above him. Eru shut her eyes tight and she tightened her grip even harder. Houtarou on the other hand, was trying not to show any signs of pain.

After a few minutes of climbing, they finally reached Eru's balcony.

"Yes, this is my room. I recognize that bag." She said. Houtarou nodded, and prepared himself on the balcony. Eru frowned, and he noticed this. Houtarou walked over to her

"What is it?"

"I wish I could spend the night with you."

"I do too. Someday, we would spend every night together. I promise." He said, making Eru blush. "Everyday too?" she asked innocently.

"Everyday as well." He replied with a slight smile. Eru smiled as well.

"Well, I am off." He said. Houtarou walked over the balcony and waved his hand at her. Eru walked towards him and placed her hand on top of hers. "I'll see you tomorrow." She said. Houtarou nodded and leaned over a bit so that their lips would touch. "Me too." He said as he went down slowly.

"Don't get caught." She whispered as the gentleman-burglar went down smoothly using the balconies.


Satoshi was walking alone in the lobby leading to his room. 'It's surprisingly quiet here.' He thought. 'I just don't know if I can betray Houtarou like that.'


I don't know what to do with life anymore! TT^TT I am kinda a fail when it comes to intense scenes... OHGAWD I AM SO EMBARRASSED! Kill me now please.