Writing Lines

by AllieOfGreenGables

The newly free of the burden of destiny Harry Potter has to write lines rather frequently over the course of the 'eighth' year of Hogwarts. Here are some examples.

10. Chapter 10

I will not sit on my best friend's lap during Transfiguration class, even if my chair has been turned into a cathedral monstrosity and his lap is surprisingly comfortable.

I will not put plaques up where the most memorable pranks of recent history have occurred.

I will not convince unsuspecting purebloods that lampshades are actually very fashionable hats.

I will not give Luna Lovegood a lampshade to wear as a hat.

I will not give Luna Lovegood Ideas, nor will I provide her with a ready supply of Muggle science fiction and fantasy novels.

I will not paint Draco Malfoy's nails pink.

I will not paint Draco Malfoy's nails at all, even if he asked me to do so.

I will not animate scores of stuffed animals and tell students that there is going to be a 'Cuddly Rebellion'.

I will not enchant quills to write what users are thinking instead of what they're supposed to be writing.

I will not install lighthouse lights in any of the Hogwarts towers.