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Me: *Dragging Police Guy* Crap...Why did I have to attack the freaking Cop?

Mango Ghost: Why did You have to throw me away?!!!

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Me: Oh shut up and help me with this cop!

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PopTart!

(Bella POV.)

Edward, Emmett and I, sat in my kitchen, the boys were waiting for me, so we could go to school, I was getting dressed and Emmett kept popping in, Finaly I asked Emmett to go make me a poptart.

(Emmett POV.)

"Okay!" I said while running down the stairs and into the kitchen.

In the kitchen I looked in the cabinets for POP tarts, Hmm..."Heeeeyyyy Beeellllaaaa! What do Poptarts look like?!" I yelled.

"They're in a blue box and They say Poptarts!" Bella responded.

Okay, blue box, I can do this.

Shuffling through the pantry, I finally find the Blue box with Poptarts on the label"Hey Beeeelllaaaaaaa! I found the poptarts what now?!" I asked.

"EMMETT READ THE INTRUCTIONS!" Bella responded.

"Jeeze" I muttered.

Okay...Psh Bella's an idiot, she can eat the Poptarts as they are! "Bella you do know you can eat the poptarts as they are right?!" I yell.

"MAKE ME A WARM Poptart!" Screamed.

Wow, somebodies PMSing...

Okay step one- Remove pastry from pouch...

I grab the box and remove the pastry from the pouch, I look back and forth between the instructions and the pastry making sure that thats how its supposed to be, Okay I think I know where they're going with this...

Step two- Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only.

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Wait, Lowest or Lightest....Lowest or Lightest....UGH I HATE PRESSURE! So does that mean that I can't cook a poptart twice?

Okay I can do this!

Emmett puts poptarts in Toaster and turns it on.

"YES!" Emmett yelled doing a dance before running up the stairs to tell Bella.

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(Third POV.)

The toaster caught on fire because it was left unattended...

END.

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-MT

P.S. these are real instructions...