Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: New York's Finest
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Vince McMahon steals an idea from DX which causes the Kliq go to war with TNA and BTW.
Chapter Ten – New York's Finest
The Montenegros', San Antonio, TX
Tristen told everyone that he had officially decided to move to San Antonio and leave Florida behind; his new home would be the HQ for Best in the World until they got their own building downtown, for now Brandon and Annabel were happy to share their home with the BTW roster and owner as there was enough room for everybody. RJ Orton and Rebecca Michelle Michaels were with Romeo Perez Hennigan and ATM in their living room. The children as always had their own ideas about how to fix the Kliq and get Shawn Michaels home and Randy Orton didn't care. He was smarting over something Edge was about to do and he needed Amy to help him talk his best friend out of it. Of course Amy was too busy planning her match with AJ Lee at Red Alert, Best in the World's next pay-per-view in Boston. She would be wrestling with Randy and Mick Foley against AJ, Jay Lethal and Roderick Strong and she couldn't focus on anything else right now.
The match was a good way for Amy to burn off all the tension she'd been feeling recently; with the exception of that rose garden romp with her husband in Rome, Amy hadn't been able to burn off the tension like she normally would and that meant Randy couldn't get her to focus on more important things, like Edge and CM Punk. Trish knew her husband was concerned but being the Truth: Trish Orton she didn't worry about anything because she knew it was all going to work out for their good. Instead she watched as AJ Lee sucked up to her best friend to prevent Amy from wailing on her during their match. Melina was more interested in the interaction between her son Romeo and RJ and Remi; the three had been inseparable since they arrived in San Antonio, which was a good thing since they were going to be spending a lot more time together now that Melina and Johnny were travelling from L.A to South Texas for BTW. Melina hoped that Randy worked things out with the Batistas but she knew that was the least of his problems. With the ARK Angels of DX still in danger from the Kliq, he had to make good on his promise to keep Cameron safe from harm as the Amazing one was key to getting Shawn out of the Kliq. It didn't help that everytime Shawn did something dastardly, his friends made him feel like he had to be the one to take Shawn out.
"Amy can you please listen to me for a moment," Tristen Nash said coming over to the Big Red Diva and he smiled. "First of all, you look great,"
"Thank you, what do you want Tristen?" Amy said blowing off the compliment.
"I want you to participate in an angle with Randy Orton. Dolph Ziggler told Kofi Kingston that Irresistible plan to do an angle were Shawn Michaels gets Mickie James pregnant," Tristen said and the Funkadactyls gasped in horror.
"Disgusting!" they said in unison and Trish calmed them down.
"Don't worry it's not going to happen," she said and the BTW roster blew a collective sigh of relief. Messing with John Cena's wife was just too much as far as they were concerned, even though it was generally believed by most of the wrestlers that Shawn Michaels and the Kliq had already gone too far.
"Regardless I think we need to do a similar angle with you and Randy, only not like your Live Sex Celebration from back in the day. I was thinking you two could do an angle as friends and it would only require for you to kiss each other once, just once. How do you feel about that?" Tristen Nash said and Amy shook her head.
"Absolutely not," she said firmly.
"Are you sure? Because without Edge, Team RKO is missing its sex appeal and I need something to win the Rated R fans back and you're just not trashy enough for them," Tristen said.
"Well get AJ Lee to kiss Randy I'm not doing it," Amy said and AJ Lee looked at Randy salaciously and Randy rolled his eyes at her.
"Don't even think about it dwarfette, I don't want to kiss you either Amy. I want to get Cameron away from his father, that boy is not safe in the East right now, not with McKenzie strutting her long legs around. Do you know what Shawn's gonna make Cameron do? He's gonna force Cameron to let McKenzie take his virginity," Randy said and Melina gasped in horror while Trish laughed.
"What's so funny that's terrible?" Rosa Mendes said to Trish.
"Its not going to happen, Randy didn't you hear me this morning? I told you it wasn't going to happen," Trish said to her husband. "I agree with Tristen I think you should do the angle with Amy, it'll work out in all of our best interests if Shawn thinks you're moving in on his wife in his old home town,"
"I thought you wanted this marriage to work, why are you encouraging me to cheat on you?" Randy said to Trish.
"Because I know you don't feel that way about her and Amy certainly doesn't like you that way, your thighs are too big," Trish said and Randy looked down at his legs.
"Are you saying I'm fat?" Randy asked her self-consciously and Kane and Daniel Bryan started laughing.
"Yes!" Daniel said in agreement.
"Fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy!" Kane teased Randy and ATM started laughing and AJ Lee skipped over to Randy.
"I like big thighs," she said and Randy looked over at RJ and Rebecca Michelle.
"Remember what I told you about not hitting women with the RKO?" he said to his son and RJ nodded.
"Yeah you said you'd never do it again, why?" RJ replied and Randy motioned to Rebecca Michelle.
"Would you mind doing it for me?" he said to Amy and Shawn's youngest daughter.
"Sure thing Mr. Orton, tuck in your head AJ it'll hurt less," Rebecca said stepping down from RJ's side and heading over to AJ to execute the famous finishing move.
"Please you're smaller than I am, how on Earth are you going to pull off an RK-" AJ Lee said and before she could say anything else her face was hitting the Montenegros' deep and very soft carpet. "O!" she said eventually with her face buried in the carpet fibers.
"Nice execution," Trish said clapping her hands while Amy slapped her daughter on the behind.
"Don't you ever do that again. Randy how dare you tell my daughter to do your finishing move, she's only fourteen years-old!" Amy said.
"She's also a Michaels, I knew she wouldn't screw it up she's got wrestling genius in her blood. Take it as a compliment and get off my case you Big Red grandma," Randy said and Amy scowled at Randy while Rebecca cried at her stinging backside.
"Daddy would never hit me over an RKO, would he?" she said looking at RJ who nodded that he would. "Okay never mind, I don't know if I can even sit down now,"
"Come here sweetie let me rub it better for you," Melina said opening her arms to her god daughter which Remi gladly stepped into and Melina healed her tender touchie while Tristen observed the tension between Amy Michaels and Randy Orton and he was loving it.
"Guys please reconsider doing the angle, if The Truth: Trish Orton says its okay, what's the problem? You clearly don't like each other, the very least you two could do for me and BTW is kiss and make up, on camera live in front of the entire wrestling world audience. Just promise me you'll think about it before saying no again," Tristen said and Amy pretended to think about while Randy hi-fived her daughter over the well-executed RKO.
"Okay I thought about it," Amy said and she put her hands up in the air pointing her fingers up to the sky like Daniel Bryan. "No, no, no, no, no, no!"
Kane and Daniel didn't think it was funny, "Its better when we do it, it doesn't work if a hot chick does it," Kane said.
"Yeah all it does it draw attention to how hot you are, so Randy you really are a muscle-bound moron if you don't kiss Amy next week," Daniel Bryan added and the American Hotties Lethal and Strong agreed with him.
"Kissing Amy is not my priority right now, there is a war coming and you guys aren't ready for battle. Don't say I didn't warn you," Randy said to BTW firmly and the all scratched their heads wondering what their locker room leader was talking about.
"Okay Randy's angry time for us to leave. Come on RJ let's go and no you can't bring Remi with you, she's gonna keep her mom company down here," Trish said taking Randy and RJ by the hands and pulling them upstairs to their guest bedrooms.
"Don't worry I'll keep her company," Romeo said to RJ who stuck his tongue out at his best friend who loved spending time with Remi and AM.
"Who is it?" Brandon said as a knock came at his door. It was Kofi Kingston and he was frantic.
"Irresistible's here with Scott Hall, they said they're here for Dolph. They wanna take him back to Connecticut now!" Kofi said.
"Where is Dolph?" Naomi asked.
"He's upstairs resting," Annabel Montenegro said. "He was exhausted after Melina healed him but he looks a lot better now,"
"Well if the Kliq want him, they're gonna have to fight for him," Melina said. "Come on Amy let's roll out,"
Amy and Melina left with Kofi Kingston and Trish was not far behind them after she tucked RJ into bed with his father next door.
"Shouldn't we go with them?" AJ Lee asked the Funkadactyls and Rosa.
"No this fight is for Legends, you're not ready for this fight ladies, keep practicing and one day you will be," Trish said and the BTW Pinups watched as ATM followed Kofi Kingston to defend Tristen Nash's turf and Tristen made sure that his cameramen were in position because he was going to broadcast this fight all over BTW TV.
The Snake Pit, Connecticut
Undertaker looked over at the shadowy figure underneath the golden beauty that was Mickie James but she wasn't what he was looking at right now. The father of three and highly esteemed veteran of the business that he loved was losing everything and he had to stop things from going one step further. He unwrapped Mickie James from around Shawn's marble ice cold body like a toffee sweet wrapper and handed the beautiful Diva to Cameron who had shown up a few minutes earlier with his sister Cheyenne. The other members of Darkness Garrett Nightshade and K-Belle were waiting outside just in-case the Deadman needed their help but he was sure he'd be fine alone in the room with Shawn Michaels. Next to Hunter and possibly Bret Hart, there was nobody who knew Undertaker better than he did. Cameron and Cheyenne took Mickie James next door to their old bedroom while Darkness stayed put.
"WAKE UP SHAWN!" Undertaker commanded and Shawn's eyes popped open and he jumped up in contempt at the big scary man glaring at him.
"What are you doing in my house?!" he asked Undertaker and he noticed that Mareola Jane was missing. "And what have you done with my Irresistible Diva #3?"
"She's number #3? So you've numbered Cena's wife and judging by those scars on her wrist you've branded her Kliq property too now? Soon Mickie's gonna get her memory back and when she realizes what you've been doing with her over these past few weeks, she's gonna kick your ass and she won't be the only one. Angelina Love and Velvet Sky will be right behind her, so will Brie Danner when she comes out of the trance you put her in. What I'm saying Shawn is get out of this mess you've created before you really get hurt," Undertaker said and Shawn's hair and eyes lit up in furious flames making Undertaker step back.
"I said what are you doing in my house?!" Shawn said again but before Undertaker could respond Shawn hit him with hot lashes of fire from his hair and it looked as though Undertaker was about to get caught on fire when the ARK Angels of DX came into the room getting Shawn's attention and he stopped lashing out at the Deadman.
"You two, get this man out of my house and find Mareola Jane and bring her to me. How dare she leave me by myself!" Shawn hissed furiously but Cameron and Cheyenne didn't move. "Are you kids deaf or did I not speak clearly enough?" he said to them.
"We're not deaf daddy, we've been listening real good to everything you've had to say over the past month and Cheyenne and I both agree that you are one hundred percent, certifiably out of your mind," Cameron said and Cheyenne nodded.
"You've lost everything that means anything, including your reputation and the Kliq want you to die a horrible death. Undertaker wants to spare you that pain and so do we, because we love you dad and we don't want to lose you," Cheyenne said and Shawn put his face in his hands in exasperation.
"I have had it with you two!" he yelled and he went to strike them but Undertaker stood in front of them and took the hit. It was one hit too many for Garrett and he went with K-Belle into Shawn's bedroom and stood by his father's side.
"Not so fast HBK, try that again and we'll dig you a nice grave right out in the Palatial Garden and bury you six feet under," K-Belle warned Shawn and Cheyenne was impressed with her bravery. Winning a Hell in a Cell match would do that for a Diva.
"Daddy don't hit her!" Cheyenne said as Shawn went to slap K-Belle. "You should be slapping yourself!"
"Mareola I need you!" Shawn called out to the Irresistible Diva who was next door in Cameron and Cheyenne's old bedroom but not for long. The sound of Shawn's voice was a trigger and she stormed into his bedroom, grabbed Cheyenne by the hair and kicked her in the face with a thunderous Mick Kick.
"Oh no you didn't just do that!" Cheyenne said sucking the blood up from under her nose but Cameron stopped his sister before she could retaliate. He knew that if his sister hit Mickie, his father would hit her and then things would get out of control.
"I got this sis, go take care of your nose," Cameron said to Cheyenne and Shawn Michaels watched as his son made eye contact with Mareola Jane. "You're not Mareola Jane, you're Mrs. John Cena. This man is not your husband, do you understand?" he said to Mickie James and she clutched her stomach.
"But he is my husband, I'm carrying his baby," she said and Shawn laughed at the fact that Mickie thought she was pregnant.
"That's right Mareola, I'm your baby's daddy and these freaks are trying to take you away from me. Now are you going to let that happen, do you want our baby to grow up without a father?" Shawn said and Mickie shook her head furiously.
"No way!" she yelled and pulled the scarf she was wearing off and whipped it around above her head. The scarf was coated in gold dust and when it settled on Darkness, they fell asleep leaving Cameron and Cheyenne helpless.
"Well done Mareola, now come give your baby daddy a big wet kiss," Shawn said and Mareola coated his lips with her golden wet kisses while Cameron smiled much to his sister's concern.
"What are you smiling about Cameron, this is hardly amusing?" she asked her brother.
"No but it will be in about ten seconds," Cameron replied and Cheyenne wondered what he was talking about until the sound of heavy boots could be heard coming up the steps.
"What the Hell is that?" Shawn asked his children and LC crashed through the door into his bedroom carrying her antique crossbow which until today had been locked up for safe keeping along with her chastity belt in Hunter's antique weapon arsenal at the back of the house.
"Hello father-in-law, I just had to drop by and make sure nothing else happened to my fiancé while I was away," she said pointing her crossbow at Shawn. "Now we're gonna leave, together. But first you have to undo what she just did," LC said nodding to Mareola Jane's sleep inducing gold dust.
"What?" Shawn said indignantly. "I can't undo it I don't even know how she made them fall asleep,"
"Well figure it out bonehead! Wake them up now!" LC demanded.
"I don't know how!" Shawn protested and LC shot Shawn with an arrow in the shoulder.
"Ow!" Shawn said pulling at the arrow but it wouldn't come out and LC was ready to release another one but Cameron stopped her and pulled out the arrow from his Shawn's shoulder much to his father's gratitude.
"Thank you son, I knew you'd come through for me. See I told you LC was no good, aren't you happy I set you up with McKenzie now? She's a good woman who knows how to keep her mouth shut, unlike you Lisa. You're a disgrace to the Kliq!" Shawn said.
"But I'm not in the Kliq you moron!" LC said and she shot another arrow into Shawn's other shoulder.
"Ow!" Shawn said and this time Cameron didn't pull it out. "What are you waiting for son, pull it out!"
"Not until you let Mickie James go," Cameron said. "She shouldn't be a part of this, having her involved in this war between us and the Kliq is only going to make it harder for us to get people to forgive you when this is all over. Dad please, let her go back to John Cena, he misses her,"
"Well I miss Amy, I miss her like crazy but she's not coming back to me now is she? No Mickie stays with me and we're going to make sweet chin music together. Now get out of my house and out of my life, I never wanna see you kids again, ever!" Shawn screamed and LC hit him in the mouth with the butt of her crossbow. "Stop hitting me it really hurts, how are you getting away with this anyhow? Nobody hits Shawn Michaels and gets away with it!"
"Well I've hit you three times in a row, I'm a Helmsley Girl bitch, so SUCK IT!" LC said and Cheyenne rammed her father through the wall, out and over the balcony where he fell into the Palatial Gardens fountain below.
"Shawn!" Mareola Jane screamed and she jumped out of the broken window after him, jumping into the water while the ARK Angels of DX watched her leap into the air and down to the ground in one move.
"That was awesome," Cheyenne said but Cameron didn't think it was; Mickie James had been totally brain-washed by his father, so much so that she risked her own life to save his. What Mickie didn't know was Shawn would soon take what she wanted the most and there was nothing the ARK Angels of DX could do to stop John Cena's world from crashing down next week on Monday Night Mayhem.
Back in San Antonio…
"Oh no!" Randy said waking up from his sleep as God gave him an Oracle in bed. Scott Hall wasn't coming to town with just Acid Lace and Wormwood Silk. The Kliq had recruited eight young wrestlers and they were coming to San Antonio with him to take Dolph Ziggler back to Connecticut. God didn't show Randy the men's faces but they were former WWE Superstars and regardless of that, ATM and Kofi Kingston were outnumbered and Randy would have to move fast to help them and save Dolph Ziggler from Irresistible.
Downtown outside the AT and T center, ATM and Kofi saw a truck pull up to the arena and it was black with white letters on it, basic New World Order design meaning Scott Hall was in the truck with the Irresistible Divas.
"Why would they need to come in a truck?" Kofi wondered.
"Because they've outsmarted us that's why," Trish said and Amy and Melina looked at her questioningly.
"What do you mean they've outsmarted us?" Amy asked her and ATM and Kofi Kingston watched as the members of WWE's Nexus and the Shield got out of the truck with Scott Hall, Acid Lace, Wormwood Silk and Glamour Puss.
"Surprise, surprise!" Scott Hall said. "Let me introduce you guys to the newest ensemble in the Kliq repertoire, The Takeover,"
Kofi looked in horror at the faces of Wade Barrett, David Otunga, Justin Gabriel and Michael McGuilicutty and then next to them Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns.
"Please spare me your arch villain monologue Scott Hall, those boys are no match for us," Amy said confidently but Melina wasn't so sure.
"I think I left my guts in Annabel's kitchen I'm gonna go back to the Monte's house and get them," she said but Trish and Amy grabbed her and told her to focus.
"Its eleven against four, you guys haven't got a chance in Hell of winning this fight," Scott Hall bragged and not much time after he said that, Vince McMahon's limousine pulled up next to the AT and T center and out of it stepped the newly assembled New York's Finest.
"Oh no," Randy said as Dave Batista, Ric Flair, Maria, Stephanie, Carla, Marion, Jeff Hardy and John Cena stepped out of the limo with Vince McMahon and he ran over to ATM with John Hennigan, RJ, Romeo and Rebecca Michelle next to him.
"What do you think of my new faction Randy? This is New York's Finest!" Vince McMahon announced and Randy shook his head knowing this was the last thing BTW needed.
"You stole this faction from DX!" Scott Hall said furiously and the Irresistible Divas snarled at Maria, Stephanie and Carla. "This idea was Shawn and Hunter's Vince, how dare you take it away from them! As a Kliq brother I demand you hand them over to the Kliq right now!"
"You took something from Shawn, which means you took something from us. Now we're going to take something from you - your lives!" Acid Lace spat and the Irresistible Divas stalked Stephanie, Carla and Maria while Batista, Ric Flair and Jeff Hardy closed in on The Takeover.
"Vince get out of here now, this is not your fight. All these people are going to get hurt because of you, the Kliq are not human, they are poison! Don't you realize this is not a work yet?!" Randy said exasperated at Vince McMahon's ego to come all the way from Fort. Lauderdale to debut his new faction when he was trying to protect Dolph Ziggler from the Kliq.
"Hey what's going on here guys?" came the voice of Dolph Ziggler who had woken up from his rest and Annabel and Brandon Montenegro were with him.
"We tried to stop him but he wanted to know where you guys went," Brandon explained as Randy saw Ziggler coming into the dead zone.
"Sandy!" Wormwood Silk said on seeing her Irresistible ally and Randy stood in front of him as the Irresistible Divas waved him over to them.
"Get out of here Dolph its not safe. Vince get lost, this is not a game!" Randy warned his old boss but Vince wasn't listening; it was the most fun he'd had in years and he had no intention of going anywhere yet. Randy saw that he wasn't moving and he marched over to him and slapped him in the face and threw him into the limo he pulled up in and told the driver to take him back to the hotel he was staying at.
"Randy what's your problem? We can take care of Vince McMahon we don't need your help," Batista said.
"You being here right now is gonna cost Vince his life. This is on your head Dave not mine, remember that," Randy said to Batista and New York's Finest got into a brawl with The Takeover and the Irresistible Divas made a beeline for ATM, while Scott Hall called Kevin Nash and told him what Vince McMahon had tried to pull in San Antonio.
Back at the Snake Pit the ARK Angels of DX had thrown all of the Kliq's stuff out and locked the door so Shawn and Mareola Jane couldn't get back in. Shawn was still in the Palatial Gardens with Mareola Jane and the ARK Angels of DX were ready for more warfare, that was until the sound of a key turning caught their ear and Cassidy, Charlene and the Damsels of Destruction appearing in front of them culled their buoyancy.
"What is she doing here?" McKenzie demanded seeing LC with Cameron and Cheyenne.
"Taking back what's mine," LC said and she aimed her bow at McKenzie's forehead. "I've been waiting for this for awhile now Mac. Play time's over, this is our Sandbox and you're not taking it away from us without a fight,"
"You talk big LC but the other Damsels and I know that you three are easier to break than a Graham cracker over a bowl of clam chowder," Tanya Madison said and Jamie and Melissa nodded and suddenly Charlene and Cassidy didn't feel so threatened by their former best friends.
Everyone's attention was suddenly interrupted by a message left on the answering machine from Kevin Nash,
"Shawn its Big Kev. I just got a call from Scott, Vince McMahon tried to take down Irresistible in San Antonio with his new faction, you know, the one he stole from you and Hunter? This is unacceptable and we have to teach that old man a lesson once and for all. So after you've done plowing John Cena's wife, take your sweet little ass to San Antonio and kill Vince McMahon. I will not accept no for an answer. Get it done,"
The message ended and the ARK Angels of DX looked as McKenzie and Montenegro laughed at what Kevin Nash had said.
"He can't be serious, Kevin Nash wants your father to kill Vince McMahon?" Cassidy said and LC answered her with an arrow straight to the knee. "Ow my knee, what are you crazy?!" Cassidy cried as Mac attended to her friend's wounded knee.
"No I'm Helmsley, now get out of our house!" LC said aiming her crossbow at McKenzie and the praying mantis pulled a bruised Cassidy to the outside of the building while the Damsels of Destruction stayed put. "What are you guys waiting for a written eviction notice? Get out!" LC commanded but the DoD weren't that easily shook.
"We're business women LC, not vigilantes. Quite frankly we don't care what happens to the Kliq, all we care about is what happens to our business. Seeing you take out the Kliq will do great business for our ARK Angels of DX biography. Just don't point that thing at me or I'll make sure you never make it down the aisle and marry Cameron," Tanya Madison warned LC and Cheyenne had heard enough.
"LC shoot the chandelier!" she said to her future sister-in-law and LC did just that and the chandelier hanging high up in the foyer came crashing down on the Damsels of Destruction.
"Did I just kill three women in one shot?" LC asked Cameron who shook his head at the bodies writhing in pain underneath the crystal chandelier.
"No you just really hurt them," Cameron replied as Cheyenne swept the Damsels of Destruction up in the chandelier and threw them out of the State of Connecticut with one Phenomenal discus throw.
"We have to make sure daddy never gets that message from Kevin Nash," Cheyenne said coming back over to her cherubic allies dusting the shattered crystal from the chandelier off of her hands.
LC destroyed the answering machine with her the butt of her crossbow, "No problem," she said and Cameron hugged her lovingly.
"I'm so glad you're back, we're together again, all three of us and I couldn't be happier," he said to his fiancé and LC dropped her crossbow as Cameron kissed her deeply and lovingly while Cheyenne looked on in admiration.
"Watch out Satan, your greatest fear is about to become a reality. Daddy's coming home and DX will be a family again sooner than you think!" she declared and she went to check on her father in the Palatial Garden and made sure he didn't do anything stupid with Mrs. John Cena and ruin Mickie's marriage and cost him everything he'd worked so hard to earn.