THEY ARE NOW SAILING IN THE BOAT, AND ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA.
PIPER: Ahh! Smell the air. This brings back the memories.
PROO: Memories? What the Paige are you talking about? You've never been on a boat before.
PIPER: Um… ahh. Fresh salty air.
PROO: Yeah… Sure…
PIPER COUGHS AND MOVES AWAY FROM PROO, WHO SCAMPERS UP THE RIGGING.
PROO: Thar she blows! We have a lesbium at four o'clock!
PIPER LOOKS AT HER WATCH AND THEN AT PROO AND THEN BACK TO HER WATCH.
PIPER: Four o'clock? What are you talking about? Its one thirty pm.
PROO: No, four o'clock four o'clock!
PIPER LIFTS HER HAND TO BLOW PROO OUT OF THE RIGGING BUT PAIGE STOPS HER AND EXPLAINS.
PIPER: Oh! Four o'clock!
PROO: No shit…
PIPER TURNS AROUND AND SEES FEEBEE SPLASHING AROUND BEHIND HER.
PIPER: My net! Quick!
PAIGE: Are you sure about this Piper? Wouldn't it be nicer, for her and for us, to let her be free and swim around in her natural habitat?
PIPER: Maybe… but I really like fishing. Really, really like it. A lot.
SHE RUNS TO THE SIDE OF THE BOAT AND SWIPES THE NET AT FEEBEE. FEEBEE CHITTERS AND SPLASHES AWAY.
PIPER: Damn it! Paige, get my harpoon!
PAIGE: Are you sure abo…?
PIPER: I said harpoon.
PIPER RAISES HER FIST THREATENINGLY AND PAIGE SCAMPERS OFF TO GET THE HARPOON. SHE SCAMPERS BACK AND PIPER DUSTS IT OFF.
PIPER: Oh I missed you, how I missed you.
PAIGE: I was only gone for a few seconds Piper, but its nice to know you care so much.
PIPER: Not you dumbass! I was talking to the harpoon.
SHE KISSES IT AND THEN AIMS IT AT FEEBEE.
PIPER: Make me proud, sweet harpoon of death, make me proud.
PROO: Am I the only one thinking she is a 'leetle' to attached to that thing?
PIPER: Keep it down in the back! I'm trying to bag me a mermaid!
PAIGE: Well at least when this is over we can go back to The Manor.
PROO: No we can't. Remember the whole countryside trip? We still haven't been there yet.
PIPER: I said quiet!
SHE THROWS THE HARPOON AT PHOEBE. IT HITS HER IN THE 'PHOEBUT' AND PIPER WOOHPS.
PIPER: Woohp! I got me a mermaid! It's a scrawny one though…
PROO: Ugh, good. Now we can go to the countryside.
SHE TK'S PHOEBE THE MERMAID ONTO THE DECK AND STARTS TO KICK HER.
PIPER: Hands off my mermaid. We can sell her tail skin on the blackmarket. Paige, call for it.
PAIGE: Tail skin! Ew! She is nekkid underneath that.
THEY ALL AVERT THEIR EYES, APART FROM COLE… WHO LOOKS ON IN PERVERTED GLEE.
COLE: Mmm. Fishy.
PROO: Ew! For AP's sake! This has a general rating, children are reading this.
PIPER: You sicken me, but if I didn't think that was so goddamn funny I'd vanquish your perverted ass.
PAIGE: You go girl!
PIPER: I'm no girl, I'm a woman!
LEO: I can vouch for that. Piper is the kind of woman who makes a man out of you.
PIPER SNORTS AND BLOWS UP THE DECK UNDER LEO. HE ORBS INTO COLE'S ARMS.
PIPER: Looks like I failed in your case, even Proo is more of a man that you!
PROO: If that weren't so true I'd hit you.
PHOEBE: She's a man baby, a man!
THEY ALL GIVE HER A SCORNFUL LOOK.
PROO: You can shut up, fish girl.
PIPER: And put some clothes on. I'm tired of seeing just how pleased to see you Cole is.
LEO: I'm not…
PHOEBE: I miss the sea, let me go back. I belong there!
PAIGE: No, actually you belong over there.
SHE POINTS AT A CAGE THAT IS HANGING OVER A PIT FULL OF… BUNNETS. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I JUST THINK "BUNNET " IS A STRANGE WORD… ANYWAYS.
PHOEBE: Aiee! Not a pit full of Bunnets! Bunnets being my one true fear!
PROO: What the Paige is a bunnet?
PAIGE: For fecks sake, stop using my name as a bad word. Its hurtful.
PIPER: Yeah, well so is this.
PIPER PUNCHES PHOEBE ROUND THE HEAD.
PHOEBE: That IS hurtful!
PIPER: I did say it would be. Don't say I didn't, just look up a few lines.
PAIGE: A few lines? What the Paige… damn, I mean, what the frell does that mean?
PROO: It means 'oh-my-god-look-its-a-huge-storm-that-might-hit-us-and-sweep-us-away-somewhere-else-so-we-can-have-more-madcap-adventures!'
PIPER: No, it doesn't mean that at all. Don't put words in my mouth bitch.
ALL OF A SUDDEN A HUGE STORM THAT MIGHT HIT THEM AND SWEEP THEM AWAY TO SOMEWHERE ELSE THEY COULD HAVE MORE MADCAP ADVENTURES, DID HIT THEM AND SWEEP THEM AWAY TO SOMEWHERE THAT THEY WOULD HAVE MORE MADCAP ADVENTURES.
PIPER: Well that told me…
A/n, well. That was worse than usual. It will be better next chapter… or else… Review me if only to bitch.
A/n, kt gave me the word "bunnet"… blame her, I certainly do.
PIPER: Ahh! Smell the air. This brings back the memories.
PROO: Memories? What the Paige are you talking about? You've never been on a boat before.
PIPER: Um… ahh. Fresh salty air.
PROO: Yeah… Sure…
PIPER COUGHS AND MOVES AWAY FROM PROO, WHO SCAMPERS UP THE RIGGING.
PROO: Thar she blows! We have a lesbium at four o'clock!
PIPER LOOKS AT HER WATCH AND THEN AT PROO AND THEN BACK TO HER WATCH.
PIPER: Four o'clock? What are you talking about? Its one thirty pm.
PROO: No, four o'clock four o'clock!
PIPER LIFTS HER HAND TO BLOW PROO OUT OF THE RIGGING BUT PAIGE STOPS HER AND EXPLAINS.
PIPER: Oh! Four o'clock!
PROO: No shit…
PIPER TURNS AROUND AND SEES FEEBEE SPLASHING AROUND BEHIND HER.
PIPER: My net! Quick!
PAIGE: Are you sure about this Piper? Wouldn't it be nicer, for her and for us, to let her be free and swim around in her natural habitat?
PIPER: Maybe… but I really like fishing. Really, really like it. A lot.
SHE RUNS TO THE SIDE OF THE BOAT AND SWIPES THE NET AT FEEBEE. FEEBEE CHITTERS AND SPLASHES AWAY.
PIPER: Damn it! Paige, get my harpoon!
PAIGE: Are you sure abo…?
PIPER: I said harpoon.
PIPER RAISES HER FIST THREATENINGLY AND PAIGE SCAMPERS OFF TO GET THE HARPOON. SHE SCAMPERS BACK AND PIPER DUSTS IT OFF.
PIPER: Oh I missed you, how I missed you.
PAIGE: I was only gone for a few seconds Piper, but its nice to know you care so much.
PIPER: Not you dumbass! I was talking to the harpoon.
SHE KISSES IT AND THEN AIMS IT AT FEEBEE.
PIPER: Make me proud, sweet harpoon of death, make me proud.
PROO: Am I the only one thinking she is a 'leetle' to attached to that thing?
PIPER: Keep it down in the back! I'm trying to bag me a mermaid!
PAIGE: Well at least when this is over we can go back to The Manor.
PROO: No we can't. Remember the whole countryside trip? We still haven't been there yet.
PIPER: I said quiet!
SHE THROWS THE HARPOON AT PHOEBE. IT HITS HER IN THE 'PHOEBUT' AND PIPER WOOHPS.
PIPER: Woohp! I got me a mermaid! It's a scrawny one though…
PROO: Ugh, good. Now we can go to the countryside.
SHE TK'S PHOEBE THE MERMAID ONTO THE DECK AND STARTS TO KICK HER.
PIPER: Hands off my mermaid. We can sell her tail skin on the blackmarket. Paige, call for it.
PAIGE: Tail skin! Ew! She is nekkid underneath that.
THEY ALL AVERT THEIR EYES, APART FROM COLE… WHO LOOKS ON IN PERVERTED GLEE.
COLE: Mmm. Fishy.
PROO: Ew! For AP's sake! This has a general rating, children are reading this.
PIPER: You sicken me, but if I didn't think that was so goddamn funny I'd vanquish your perverted ass.
PAIGE: You go girl!
PIPER: I'm no girl, I'm a woman!
LEO: I can vouch for that. Piper is the kind of woman who makes a man out of you.
PIPER SNORTS AND BLOWS UP THE DECK UNDER LEO. HE ORBS INTO COLE'S ARMS.
PIPER: Looks like I failed in your case, even Proo is more of a man that you!
PROO: If that weren't so true I'd hit you.
PHOEBE: She's a man baby, a man!
THEY ALL GIVE HER A SCORNFUL LOOK.
PROO: You can shut up, fish girl.
PIPER: And put some clothes on. I'm tired of seeing just how pleased to see you Cole is.
LEO: I'm not…
PHOEBE: I miss the sea, let me go back. I belong there!
PAIGE: No, actually you belong over there.
SHE POINTS AT A CAGE THAT IS HANGING OVER A PIT FULL OF… BUNNETS. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I JUST THINK "BUNNET " IS A STRANGE WORD… ANYWAYS.
PHOEBE: Aiee! Not a pit full of Bunnets! Bunnets being my one true fear!
PROO: What the Paige is a bunnet?
PAIGE: For fecks sake, stop using my name as a bad word. Its hurtful.
PIPER: Yeah, well so is this.
PIPER PUNCHES PHOEBE ROUND THE HEAD.
PHOEBE: That IS hurtful!
PIPER: I did say it would be. Don't say I didn't, just look up a few lines.
PAIGE: A few lines? What the Paige… damn, I mean, what the frell does that mean?
PROO: It means 'oh-my-god-look-its-a-huge-storm-that-might-hit-us-and-sweep-us-away-somewhere-else-so-we-can-have-more-madcap-adventures!'
PIPER: No, it doesn't mean that at all. Don't put words in my mouth bitch.
ALL OF A SUDDEN A HUGE STORM THAT MIGHT HIT THEM AND SWEEP THEM AWAY TO SOMEWHERE ELSE THEY COULD HAVE MORE MADCAP ADVENTURES, DID HIT THEM AND SWEEP THEM AWAY TO SOMEWHERE THAT THEY WOULD HAVE MORE MADCAP ADVENTURES.
PIPER: Well that told me…
A/n, well. That was worse than usual. It will be better next chapter… or else… Review me if only to bitch.
A/n, kt gave me the word "bunnet"… blame her, I certainly do.