Akatsuki: Dinner Night
Pain: Excuse me, waiter! May I have some salt?
Konan: Salt? I thought we agreed you'd lay off that stuff?
Pain: I thought we agreed you'd Shut the hell up! . Besides, what are you, my mom?!... Because that would be weird... considering all that we've done in my room...
Kisame: *spits out food* Jesus Fish... Is this really proper dinner conversation?!
Itachi: Speaking of fish... I think I'll order sushi!
Kisame: You wouldn't!! =(
Itachi: Oh waiter!
Kisame: DON'T!!!!
Itachi: I'll take the sushi please!
Kisame: You pig-nosed bastard!! .
Deidara: May I have some exploding salad?
Waiter: Sorry, we only have eruptive salad
Deidara: Awww man, rip off! . *folds arms*
Sasori: I would like some–
Kakuzu: I'll have the most expensive thing here!
Sasori: Excuse me, its pretty bitchy of you to interrupt my order for yours...
Kakuzu: Oh sorry, I thought you were still dead...
Sasori: Why would I be dead if I'm here now?!
Kakuzu: Because Tobi's here too... look *points*
Tobi: I'll take Ice cream cuz I've been a good boy today! ^_^
Sasori: ....You bitches replaced me for him?! -_-
Hidan: Waiter!!!! I want Jashin salad, some jashin strips, a jashin cow with a little bit of hot sauce on it, some jashin egg salad and... a diet coke please!
Waiter: Uh... Sorry, we don't have diet coke...
Hidan: Well, my dinner's ruined then... -_- *flips plate over*
Waiter: However, I've been getting complaints from your neighbor table...
Hidan: WHAT?! *whips out scythe* WHO DARES TRY AND CALM DOWN HIDAN... THE JASHIN ANGEL!!!!
Waiter: Um, that one right there!
Shikamaru: *waves to him* I killed you once before... *smirks*
Hidan: *grunts and sits on chair quietly* .
Pain: I'm never coming to dinner with you guys again!
Konan: Like your any better!
Kisame: Don't you dare eat that fish! .
Itachi: *steps on fish* =D
Deidara: Where can I find explosive salad!
Sasori: I don't like you, Tobi...
Tobi: Hi Pinocchio!
Waiter: I'm sorry, but you guys will have to leave! You've caused nothing but loud noise!
Pain: And who's gonna kick us out!
Waiter(Masashi): Ahem!
Pain: O.o
Hidan: C'mon we can take him!
Pain: No... Retreat... -_-
All: What?!
Pain: Hey, if you guys wanna get written or killed off stay here for all I care... more screen time for me *leaves*
All: O.o
Deidara: I'll pay for gas! O.o
Kisame: I got the check! O.o
Tobi: Aren't you leaving Sasori?
Sasori: I'm dead already apparently.... -_-
Tobi: Ok then, seeya! *leaves with the rest*
Sasori: .....
Sasori: Where's my drink, dammit!!!! .
(End)