Total Drama Chaos! Chapter 10: Obstacle Course Doom!, a total drama series fanfic

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Last time, on Total Drama Chaos! We had an epic return of the dodge ball challenge, and Noah actually participated in it! I know, shocker, right? Anyways, the Bass were able to pull off a victory and Alejandro craftily set Lindsay up for an elimination, one which his teammates fell for hook, line and sinker! So we said good bye to big brea...uh, breaded Lindsay and her wonderful ti...uh, times that she has left us with! Anyways, it's time for a new VR challenge? Will it be as sexy as me! Most likely not, but theres still a chance! Find out right here, right now on Total! Drama! Chaos!

The Screaming Bass were eating breakfast the morning following Lindsay's elimination, but the Gophers were absent.

"Where are the Gophers?" Jo asked, eating her eggs. Justin shrugged.

"More breakfast for me then!" Owen said cheerily, finishing his fourteenth helping.

"Maybe they all forfeited!" Courtney said hopefully.

Scott snorted. "Wouldn't that be nice."

Chef came out through the door. "The Gophers are talkin' with Chris!" Chef yelled at them. "Problems with their team, now stop asking ya'll damn questions!" And with that, he promptly walked out.

"Guess that answers that question." Trent said nonchalantly.

"I wonder what their problems are?" Sam asked curiously. The Bass shrugged.

Over in Chris's tent with the Gophers, the whole team had joined to try and convince Chris of something.

"Look, Chris, I know you like drama, but how well will your ratings fare if the Gophers lose every challenge due to the arguing and no sleep each night?" Noah asked Chris.

Chris thought about it. "How about… no!" He cackled. The Gophers groaned.

"Chris, please, if you want a successful show, you MUST let us join cabins. I mean, what fun is it if you have a one-sided game?" Heather said, an actual plea in her voice.

Chris again thought. After about a minute, he finally gave in. "Alright, fine! But only cause your like the number 1 drama starter on this show." The Gophers cheered. "Now go pack you stuff and move before the challenge starts.

(With The Gopher Boys)

Well fella's looks like it's goodbye." Geoff told the guys. Noah rolled his eyes. "We're just switching cabins, you'll see them everyday."

"Yeah, duh." Heather said as she came in with her bags with Zoey, Eva and Izzy right behind her.

"What are you guys doing here?" Noah asked, surprised.

"WE joined Alejandro, because HE has the right idea." Eva smirked. "Yeah." Izzy added.

Noah sighed, "Homeschool, where are you staying?" Ezekiel flushed. "Er, well, er, I thoot I'd stay here, don't worry I'm not with Alejandro or anything, but uh, most of the girls still don't like me and I think it's best if I stay where there are less of 'em."

Noah and Duncan rolled their eyes not bothering to explain to the homeschool that there were more girls in the current cabin then in the other one; Geoff put his arms around their shoulders. "Don't sweat it dudes," He said, grinning, "It's gonna be us and the ladies!"

"Dude, it's gonna be us and our girlfriends." Duncan said, but despite himself, he had a grin on his face, knowing how a certain campers reaction can be so humorous.

"She's not my girlfriend!" Noah groaned, facepalming. Geoff snorted, "Whatever man, let's get going, booyah!" He danced his way out of the cabin, with Noah and Duncan walking behind.

"We are SO going to crush them." Heather said, smiling evilly.

(CONFESSIONAL: MIKE & ZOEY):

Mike: You know, I'm starting to have second thoughts on this whole alliance thing.

Zoey: Me too, I mean, I have the feeling we're being portrayed as antagonistic sons of bitches.

Mike: *Chuckles* I know. But we can't back out now, that would make us immeadite targets.

(END CONFESSIONAL: MIKE & ZOEY):

"Uh, how bout we just, gently squeeze them?" Mike joked, much to the amusement of Tyler.

"Yeah, we don't need to be so evil." Zoey added.

"Just unpack you stuff." Alejandro said, expertly masking his suspicion.

(With the Girl Gophers)

Eva, Izzy, Zoey and Heather had just left. The three remaining girls were talking.

"It's SO nice getting rid of Heather." Gwen said, smiling.

Bridgette nodded in agreement. "I know! And we get our boyfriends!"

Gwen chuckled. "So, I heard someone at camp fancies you." She said to Dawn. Gwen of course had seen the signs that Noah liked her, but she didn't want to blow his cover.

"Yes indeed." Dawn replied, successfully holding back a blush. "I have found out who it is, though I do not know if he is the one you are expecting."

"Go ahead, tell us!" Bridgette pleaded, smiling.

"Yeah, I bet Bridge 20 bucks on who it is." Gwen chuckled.

Dawn giggled. "Fine, yesterday when I talked to Noah, I saw some red and pink aura in him when he looked at me." She smiled.

"Yes! Pay up Bridgette!" Gwen teased her friend. Bridgette sighed and handed Gwen 20 Canadian dollars.

"So," Gwen continued, pocketing the twenty, "You like him back?" Dawn blushed. "I don't know," she said thoughtfully, "He is rather cute, and quite nice."

Bridgette and Gwen looked at each other, amused. "Are we talking about the same Noah?" Bridgette asked, chuckling. "Yeah," Gwen added. "He's not hideous, but nice?" She said. Within seconds, the two were rolling on the ground laughing, while Dawn watched bemusedly.

After about 2 minutes, the three guys walked in, looking amused and confused at the Goth and the Surfer in tears of hysterics on the ground.

"That glad that Heather's gone?" Noah asked sarcastically.

Duncan smirked, "What happened?"

"Nothing! I just told a joke a, err, raccoon told me the other day!" Dawn said quickly.

"Whatever," Duncan said, reaching down and grabbing a laughing Gwen and pulling her to her feet. "Which one is your bunk, babe?"

Gwen finally calmed down and pointed to her bunk. "Cool, I'll bunk under you."

"I'll bunk with Bridge!" Geoff cheered.

"Looks like I'll bunk under Dawn then." Noah said, tossing his stuff onto the bunk under Dawn.

(CONFESSIONAL: DUNCAN):

Duncan: *Chuckles* I wasn't cruel enough to point out to Noah that there were other empty bunks other then the one under Dawn.

(END CONFESSSIONAL: DUNCAN):

Geoff pulled out a six pack of soda and tossed a can to his buddies. "To the real Killer Gophers!" He cheered. "To the Killer Gophers!" The other 5 echoed.

"Too bad Tyler couldn't be here." Duncan said, drinking his soda. Bridgette nodded. "I wonder how long it's going to take for Alejandro to figure out that he betrayed them."

Noah scoffed, "Knowing Tyler, probably not that long." He finished his soda and tossed it into the garbage can. "I'm going to go get some breakfast while it's still there." He walked out the door.

"Yea, me too." Bridgette said, hurrying out to catch up with Noah.

"Hey babe, wanna make out?" Duncan asked Gwen, wiggling his eyebrow at her.

Gwen chuckled, "Maybe later," She said.

Noah was walking towards the Mess Hall as Bridgette ran up to him. She slowed down to a walk next to him.

"Can I help you?" He asked her, raising an eyebrow.

She giggled "I see that your over me." She told him.

"Over you? Was I into you?" He asked, eyebrows still raised.

She looked at him curiously, "The Yukon? You hugged me?"

"You rudely pushed me into the snow, claiming you had a boyfriend, when you were actually lusting after Alejandro?" Noah interrupted, smiling.

Bridgette chuckled. "Yes, that, you weren't into me?"

Noah scoffed slightly and rolled his eyes. "What has the world come to if a man can't hug a decent looking girl in freezing cold weather?"

Bridgette laughed. "Well what was I supposed to think?"

The bookworm shrugged. "Anyways," Bridgette continued, "We can all see you got eyes for Dawn. And I think you might have a shot, just don't push it." She then walked off back towards Geoff, leaving Noah to his thoughts.

(CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

Noah: Why must everything be so complicated? What a drag...

(END CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

Two hours later, all the campers had finished moving cabins and eating breakfast and they were all relaxing around the camp when the megaphone at the center of the camp crackled to life.

"Attention all campers, please report to the VR room… NOW!"

All the campers had met Chris and Chef in the VR room.

"Ok campers, todays challenge is the VR Obstacle Course Challenge! You're going to be going through excruciatingly hard obstacle courses, and you get one enhancement in the VR world to your athletic skills. You can pick one of these four skills: Speed, Strength, Stamina, and Agility. Any questions?"

The campers shook their heads and murmured, "No", or "Nope."

"Good! Now, into the machine!" He walked over to a golden VR Machine and strapped himself in.

"What are you doing?" Harold asked him. "I'm getting in so I can give you guys your abilities. Now sit!"

(VR Transition)

The campers were standing next to a vicious looking obstacle course with axes, knives, fire, lava, poison and other deadly yucky stuff.

"You're not going to turn off the VR again, are you?" Dakota asked with a pointed glare.

"Yeah!" Courtney added, "If you do I'll sue you for mental misleading with a smaller charge of mental torture!"

Chris held up his hands in mock surrender. "Don't worry, we already got flak from the Legal Department on that. Now, let's assign the abilities, shall we?"

Gwen, Eva, Duncan, Tyler, Zoey, Cody, Heather, Sam, Dakota, Katie, Sadie, Courtney, Trent, Lightning, Bridgette, Geoff, Jo, Brick, Anne Maria, Justin, Scott and Alejandro chose Speed.

Cody, Mike, Izzy, Harold and DJ chose Strength

Noah, Owen and Harold chose Stamina.

Ezekiel, Dawn, Dakota and DJ chose Agility.

"OK campers! Round one is about to begin! Let's see….. Courtney! You're up first!" Courtney sighed in annoyance as she took her place at the starting line.

"3, 2, 1, GO!" Chris yelled.

"What is it with you and the annoying countdowns?!" Noah complained.

"Shove it, bookworm." Chris said, frowning, "I wasn't asking you."

Courtney was running along the obstacle course. She dodged some swinging axes and barrel-rolled under a big log.

"Hah! Too easy!" She bragged as she ran along the course. A 5-foot pit of lava was in her way. She didn't even stop, she jumped over and rolled onto the finish line.

"Yes!" She exclaimed. "I'm definitely going to have one of the fastest times!" Chris snickered. "Uhh, yeah… did I ever say that it was timed? You just need to pass it…" He laughed.

Courtney rolled her eyes. "What a waste of badassery."

"This is bull!" Jo yelled. "All of us chose Speed cause we thought it would be a race!"

It was Duncan's turn next. He looked confident. "Ok!" He told himself. "There's nothing to be afraid of, it's VR." He took a deep breath. "Let's do this."

Duncan jogged over to the swinging axes as soon as the horn sounded. He slid under the first one and leaped over the second. The third one was trickier. It swung up and down AND left and right.

"Ok, I got this, just gotta jump…NOW!" He shouted and leapt through the third axe. He just made it, it shaved off a half an inch of his virtual Mohawk.

The delinquent pumped his fist in the air as he ran towards the logs. He rolled under one and did a triple dash through the rest. He jogged towards the lava pit and easily jumped over it.

"And Duncan makes it to round two!" Chris announced. Duncan grinned. "Ok, now, were going to have DJ up to the plate!"

DJ smirked. He was super confident for one of the first times in his life. "This is just VR!" DJ scoffed, "There's nothing to worry about!"

As the horn started, he ran to the axes and easily dodged through. He jumped onto the firs log and just leapt through the logs, smiling confidently. Being the athlete he is, he literally only had to hop over the 60 inch lava pit. "Piece of cake." He said, landing next to Chris.

"And DJ Just blew everyone the hell away with his mad athletic skills!" Chris said.

And so it went for the entire round 1. Everyone of all shapes and sizes were able to make it through the first round.

"Wow!" Chris said, looking shocked. "I can't believe that EVERYONE made it through. Even Owen made it! AND Tyler! I'm totally shocked!"

"Me too!" Added Owen.

"Anyways!" Chris said, taking out a control panel from his pocket. "Let's see how you laugh when you see round 2!" He pressed a button. The area around them changed and suddenly it was much darker and the obstacle course HAD to be at least three and a half times longer.

"Wow. This bites." Harold said, "I thought that the delta compressors would have at least made it a little more quantum-rific with the dysopian-"

"Shut up Harold, for the love of Me?"

"Why is 'me' capitalized?" Noah asked, breaking the fourth wall.

"Because, it's capitalized like God, and I'm the next best thing… hahahaahahha." The host arrogantly exclaimed.

Noah rolled his eyes.

"Ok, without any further interruptions, because Noah is feeling so smart mouthed, why doesn't he go first?" Chris said, snickering.

"Ugh, I guess I deserved that…" Noah said, facepalming.

Noah stood on the platform where there was a 20 foot drop into a small, deep pool of water. After that, there was a monkey bars over sharks, stepping stones with lava surrounding them, and a trampoline that would send you flying 30 feet over a spike covered cliff if executed correctly. The last obstacle was a 50 yard balance beam over a pit of very angry looking lions.

"Ready, Setty, Goey!" Chris announced before chuckling. "I'm hilarious!" He muttered to himself.

Noah jumped off and landed in the water. He climbed out and went to the monkey bars. He stood there for about 5 minutes, thinking it over.

Hmm, there's no way I'm strong enough to go across the regular way… But I wonder, will it work? He thought to himself. He decided he had no other choice.

He jumped onto the first bar and used all his strength to climb on top of it. He then merely hopped on top of the monkey bars and landed on the ground. He smirked.

(CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

Noah: And people said my smarts were useless in this game. *He crosses his arms and smirks*

(END CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

After the monkey bars, the bookworm leapt from stepping-stone to stepping stone, barely making it across when his left shoe caught on fire.

"OW OW! OW!" He hollered as he jumped around, trying and succeeding to put the flames out. "Glad that's over." He muttered as he went over to the trampoline. "Ok, 45 degrees times Mass times weight… No that's not right, 24 degrees? No. 87? No. Think Noah, think!" He told himself. Suddenly his face lit up. "Got it!" he cheered. He set the trampoline to 68.5 degrees and rocketed off the cliff and onto the other side.

He was on the balance beam, about 30 yards in, when the earth started to shake. "Shit!" Noah yelled as he nearly lost his balance, and a hungry lion was able to rip off his other, un-burnt shoe. He crawled on all fours and safely made it to the other side.

"And Noah is the first person to make it into round three!" Chris yelled. The Killer Gophers cheered.

"Okay… Katie! Your up next, girl!" Chris announced. Katie gulped, walking up to the starting line. "GO!" Chris announced.

"AHHHH!" Katie screamed, jumping off the cliff towards the water below.

She landed with a splash and quickly climbed out. She then went to the monkey bars and swung halfway across before stopping to catch her breath. Bad move… an electric shock surged through Katie and she plummeted into the water, getting virtually torn apart by sharks.

"Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? If you stay on an obstacle too long, your probably not gonna make it…ha-ha. Looks like Katie's out, but don't worry Sadie, she's fine." Sadie grinned happily.

"Ok, I think it's time for Tyler to take a spin on this!" Chris said.

"WOO! I totally got this guys!" Tyler told his team. As soon as he was able to go, he did a triple backflip off the cliff, and landed on the rocks, 5 feet away from the water. Everyone cringed.

"OOO, that looks like it hurt!" Chris cackled, "Needless to say, I think Tyler's out… can Courtney pull off the first point for the Bass? Probably!

Courtney ran full speed and jumped into the water. She climbed out and expertly navigated the monkey bars, even kicking a sharp-toothed creature for good measure. She then proceeded to jump on the stepping stones and because Noah had made it and she knew no one had used it since, she took no hesitation as she ran full speed for the trampoline.

Noah chuckled devilishly, which Alejandro took note of. "Something amusing?" He asked him. "Yes, actually, when I jumped, I moved the trampoline on purpose about 3.5 degrees off center with my foot as I left, Courtney's in for a shock." Alejandro looked amused. Although Noah was his enemy, he knew when a good strategic move had been used.

Alejandro turned around to hear "OOOO and Courtney's new fashion style seems to be spike in the face, ha-ha-ha!" yelled by Chris. "That's 2 for the Gophers, and 0 for the Bass! Zoey, your up!"

(CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY):

Courtney: *Looking MAD* Noah thinks he's SO clever just cause he 1-upped me on this challenge? The farthest HE'S ever gotten in a season is close to the WORST I ever got! He is so. Going. To. Pay.

(END CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY):

Zoey was able to make the obstacle course, as were Scott, Duncan, Justin and Mike. Harold, Bridgette and Dawn weren't so lucky.

As Dawn got a face full of spikes, it was Brick's turn. "Yeee-haw!" He cheered as she dove into the water. He got out and ran towards the monkey bars. As he crossed the last one, he noticed it was loose, and made a mental note to tell his teammates if he made it.

"C'mon Sergeant Soggy Shorts!" Jo egged on, "We need the point!"

"Sir, yes, sir!" Brick agreed, and cleared the stepping-stones easily. He positioned the trampoline in a way that was just able to clear the gap, and he landed safely on the other side. He then easily crossed the balance beam. "Nice work, Brickhead." Jo commended. Brick saluted her.

"Ok, nice job Brick! Now let's see… we'll have Geoff up to the plate on this one!" Geoff grinned. "Let's get this party started!" He cheered.

Geoff cannonballed into the water and jumped out, wringing his hat out as he ran. Fortunately for him, he took the monkey bars two at a time, and missed the loose one. He jogged over to the stepping stones and started jumping across, but he stubbed his toe on one.

"OH GOD THE PAIN!" Geoff howled in absolute misery, as many of his teammates facepalmed.

"Get going dude, or your gonna be Party Boy Toast!" Duncan warned, but Geoff didn't seem to hear him over his 'injury'. Alejandro shook his head. "He does know it's not real, right? Chris isn't even allowed to make us feel pain."

Chris nodded in agreement, "He's right. Damn shame too."

By now, the time Geoff had spent on that rock was WAY past the allotted time before it sank into the lava. And so it did.

"Looks like the Geoff-miester is O-U-T!" Chris called. "Now, let's see… We're going to have Owen up next!" Owen groaned.

"C'mon chubby buddy, you got this." Noah said, cheering his buddy on. Owen gulped, nodded, and readied himself above the cliff.

(CONFESSIONAL: OWEN):

Owen: This kinda felt like back in Season 1 during the first challenge. As I thought about that, I realized, I TOTALLY got this!... Then I realized how wrong I was.

(END CONFESSIONAL: OWEN):

"COWABUNGA BABY!" Owen screeched as he jumped off the cliff. With renewed vigor that wasn't usually seen unless food was available, he ran over to the monkey bars.

While Owen was doing that, Brick quickly got his team together. "Cadets," He started, "I must warn you, the last monkey bar is loose, I almost went down myself when it was my turn."

"Please tell me you told Owen this, right?" Cody asked. Suddenly they heard screaming.

"Oh shit!" Owen screamed as he fell into the shark-infested water. Brick chuckled. "Whoops, not that he would've made it anyways." The other Bass member nodded in agreement.

Chris was in hysterics. "OH MAN!" He laughed, tears rolling down his face. "Accidental sabotage, how bummed do you think Owen is? Ha-ha-ha-ha!" He cried. "Anyways," He continued, recovering, "Let's have Sadie up next."

Sadie jumped off the cliff… and missed. "Ooh, that's gonna hurt!" Chris exclaimed gleefully, again.

Along with Sadie; Cody, Gwen, Heather and Sam also didn't make it across. Sam slipped on the monkey bars, Heather misjudged the trampoline, Cody tripped on the stepping-stones, and Gwen's rope unfortunately snapped as she was sailing across.

But alas, with failures, there must be successes. Lightning aced the course, as did Eva and Jo. DJ just managed to grab the ledge and hoist himself up despite misjudging his trampoline angles, and Izzy was Izzy, enough said.

Only Dakota, Anne Maria, Trent, Ezekiel and Alejandro hadn't done the course yet.

"Hmmm, let's have, Dakota! You're up, girl!" Dakota looked terrified. "Do I have to do this?" She whimpered, "Yes, yes you do." Chris said, "You can't get out of all challenges you know."

Dakota sighed and jumped off the cliff. She landed in the water and started crossing the monkey bars. She was able to make it across and run to the stepping-stones. She looked down at her feet.

"I should've KNOWN better then to wear heels!" She complained. "This sucks!" She continued bitching as she took off her shoes.

Despite the barefooted-ness, she was able to safely reach the other side. She ran to the trampoline, closed her eyes, and just jumped on it without bothering to check to see if she was going to crash into the wall… She woke up in the VR room.

"Well, that was an… interesting way to do that." Chris said, puzzled. "Let's have Alejandro go next…"

Alejandro smirked to himself. He easily jumped into the pool of water. He climbed out and ran to the monkey bars. He crossed them no problem, but as he landed on the ground, he 'accidently' slipped, and kicked the bars holding the monkey bars in place. The most primate part of any playground fell into the water. Without further events, he crossed the line.

"Well, well," Chris said, smirking, "Looks like SOMEONE's a sneaky little bastard! Alejandro just executed the very move that would have made the Gophers win if Noah had done this when he went first. Alejandro kicked the monkey bars into the water, WHICH, might I add, is not against the rules, and now the other campers have to try and do it without them. And unless you think you can jump a 50 foot gap, you're screwed!"

"Aw come on!" Trent complained, "Does that mean we're out?" Chris snickered. "Yes, yes it does." He then proceeded to shove the 3 remaining campers off the cliff, and they woke up in the real world.

"Nicely played." Noah complimented, "Though Zeke' is probably not going to be very happy.

(CONFESSIONAL: EZEKIEL):

Ezekiel: How uncool was that, eh? I really wanted to give it a go! I might be a target tonight! *He then realizes something* Oh wait, if we lose, it'll be the Wheel of Terror, so I'll be a target anyways. But still, not cool! That looked really fun!

(END CONFESSIONAL: EZEKIEL):

"Well, it's time for round 3!" Chris announced, "Scene change Chef!"

The world shimmered, and suddenly the scene changed to a sunny outdoor arena with a bunch of foam obstacles. "Get ready for round 3!" Chris announced, doing a little cheesy dance.

"This looks a lot like Wipeou-ACK" Zoey started as Chris threw a foam ball and hit her in the face.

"Shhhh! We didn't get the legal rights!" He hissed at her as she her hands up, showing she meant no harm. "It costs money every time you say it! Anyways, we'll have Lightning up first!" The host chuckled.

"Sha-booyah!" Lightning cheered. He then turned to Noah. "You better watch out bookworm cause Lightning's STEALIN this race, I'll go Sha-Lightning on your scrawny ass restructure yo' face!" He threatened, poking the geek in the chest. "Go!" Chris announced.

(CONFESSIONAL: LIGHTNING):

Lightning: That bookworm pisses Lightning off. He thinks he can squirm by without any physical skills? He's got ANOTHER THING COMIN'!

(END CONFESSIONAL: LIGHTNING):

(CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

Noah: *Wiping spittle off his face.* Am I allowed to ask what that was about?

(END CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

The obstacle course consisted of foam blocks in towers, which wobbled at the tiniest touch. After that was the rope swing onto a two-foot wide target. If you made that, you climbed a ladder and skipped the next obstacle, which were the bigger balls. After those, the last obstacle was a set of spinning wheels that one had to jump across while getting dizzier and dizzier.

"The people with the 5 longest times will be eliminated from this challenge, now Lightning, get ready… GO!"

"Wooo!" Lightning cheered as he ran across the towers. He made it across 4 of the 10 before he slipped and fell into the mud face-first. "Sha-ow." He muttered. He paused at the rope swing to check out the situation, before grabbing the rope and swinging down. He just managed to stick the landing, and therefore was able to skip the Bigger Balls.

"Sha-Lightning!" Lightning cheered as he ran towards the spinning plates of dizziness and doom. He got spun around like a rag doll and landed face first into the water after only the first plate.

"Ughhh," Lightning groaned as he crawled to the finish line.

"And Lightning crosses with a decent time of 2 minutes, 30 seconds!" Chris announced, "DJ! Your up dude!"

DJ nodded confidently.

"GO!" Chris announced. DJ quickly ran towards the tippy towers, he cleared 6 out of 10 towers before plummeting into the mud. He quickly got up and swung down the rope. He missed.

"Ugh, crap!" DJ cursed as he went up to the Bigger Balls. "AGGGGGH!" He yelled as he bounced around for a while before finally crashing into the water. "Ow!" He whimpered as he crawled up to the spinning tables. He sighed.

"This ain't gonna end well." He muttered to himself as she leaped onto the first one. Surprisingly, it was not as bad as he thought it was, and he was able to cross each one, and make it to the end with a time of 3 minutes 2 seconds.

"Not bad DJ!" Chris complimented, "Let's see how Duncan fares!"

Duncan ran into several problems, and finished with a time of 3 minutes 47 seconds.

Jo excelled at the course, and finished with a whopping time of 1 minute and 17 seconds.

Mike used Svetlana on the course, and was able to finish with a decent time of 2 minutes 58 seconds.

Scott ran into lots of problems and failed with a terrible time of 8 minutes 31 seconds!

Alejandro ran the course fairly successfully and finished with 3 minutes 39 seconds.

"Ok!" Chris announced, "Izzy! It's your turn!" Izzy cackled as she ran to the starting line. "Let's go!" she cheered.

Izzy ran down the line and somersaulted over 3 of the wobbly towers. She then jumped straight forward, clearing another 5 before tripping. However, unlike any of her predecessors, she was able to regain her balance and make it across without falling.

"WOOHOO!" She war-cried as she ran towards the rope swing. She grabbed on with her feet and swung down. She landed on the target and ran towards the spinning plates.

"UHHHAHUHAHHHH!" Izzy cried as she dived headfirst onto the first platform. It sent her spinning off and right onto the finish platform!

"Oh my goodness, it seems we have a new best time!" Chris announced, sounding shocked. "Izzy has beaten Jo's time by 12 seconds!"

"WHAT?!" Jo yelled, "Impossible! She must have cheated." She said matter-o-factly.

"Nope!" Chris exclaimed gleefully. "As I said, Izzy takes the lead with the time of 1 minute, 35 seconds! Ok, Brick dude, your up!"

Brick nodded dutifully. He positioned himself at the starting line as Chris announced, "GO!"

Brick ran to the wobbly towers of impending doom and slipped on his first one. He crashed into the mud but seemed unfazed by this, as he didn't slow his pace as he ran to the rope swing. He slipped going down it and landed face first into the water. Still unbothered, he ran to the Bigger Balls and jumped on the first one, which luckily sent him flying over to the other side, saving him a 50 yard swim to the next obstacle.

"C'mon, Brick!" The remaining Bass cheered as Brick made his way to the spinning plates.

"Whoa!" He cried as he got spun around and around and around. "What is this sorcery?" he asked groggily as he leapt towards the other plate. He just barely grabbed on and hoisted himself up.

"C'mon, Brick!" The Bass cheered again.

"Only two more to go." Brick muttered to himself. He leapt for the third, and missed.

"AHHH!" He screamed as she fell down. He quickly got out and ran to the finish line.

"Oooh, Brick, not to good with a time of 4 minutes, 16 seconds." Brick snapped his fingers.

"Ok, Noah, your up dude. Say your prayers." Chris chuckled. Noah rolled his eyes.

"GO!" Chris announced, and Noah ran towards the tippy towers. He was able to jump 7 out of 10 due to his lightweight, before losing his balance and splashing into the mud.

"Gross!" Noah said as he climbed out. He then jogged towards the next obstacle, took 15 seconds to sum it up, and swung down. His calculations were JUST off by a hair. He grazed the 24 inch target and splashed into the water.

"Shit." He cursed as he made his way to the Bigger Balls. He ran onto the first ball, tripped, bounced onto the second, and ricocheted off it into the water. He spat out water and made his way to the spinning plates. He jumped onto the first one and was sent flying off. He quickly made his way to the finish line.

"Ohh, Noah with a time of 3 minutes 55 seconds!" Chris announced. "Ok, now we'll have Justin!"

Justin messed up on almost every obstacle, and finished with a bad time of 6 minutes 13 seconds.

Zoey did decently, with a time of 3 minutes 21 seconds.

Eva, the last one of the day, blew everyone out of the water and finished with an astonishing time of 1 minute, 7 seconds.

"Ok!" Chris announced. "It's time to announce the 5 worst times. The first one eliminated, is Scott! With a time of 8 minutes, 31 seconds! The next one… is Justin, with a time of 6 minutes and 19 seconds. Next, with a time of 4 minutes, 47 seconds, is Brick!" Brick snapped his fingers again.

"In 2nd bad place, Noah with a time of 3 minutes 55 seconds! And the best loser, with a time of 3 minutes 47 seconds, is Duncan!" The 5 mentioned campers vanished, waking up in the VR room.

"Ok, that means we have Izzy, Mike, Zoey, Alejandro, Lightning, Eva, Jo and DJ! Looks like the Bass are seriously out numbered! Scene change!" Chris told everyone.

The scene changed from the foam obstacle course to what looked like an obstacle course made in heaven. The floor was a puffy cloud, the obstacles looked safe, though very difficult. Angelic music played throughout the area.

"Wow!" DJ said, "This is awesome!"

Chris nodded. "Yes, yes it is. But be careful, if you fail, you'll get sent to the very depths of hell!" He said, the camera zooming in on his face and lightning flashing in the background. He cackled.

"Ok, so how do we win this?" Eva asked impatiently.

"Calm down, Eva, I was getting to that." Chris said rudely. "This is the final round. The person with the best time for their team wins. If you mess up on an obstacle, your out. Any questions? Cause this music is making me really sleepy." He finished, yawning. "Anyways, I'll be right back. Have Gophers go first, I don't care the order." He then disappeared.

"Ok, I think Zoey or Alejandro should go first." Eva told her team. Zoey shrugged, "Sure! I'll go, sorry if I fail though." Eva shrugged, "It doesn't really matter as long as I don't fail, because, no offense, I'm easily the most athletic person on the team, if not on the island." The others nodded.

"Ok Zoey!" Mike encouraged, "Your time to shine!" He said.

Zoey's run only lasted about 5 steps. She ran, clicked a wire, and a trap door opened up, sending her plummeting out of VR world.

Everyone paled. "This could be harder then we thought." Eva told her team. "I'll go next." Alejandro volunteered.

As he ran, he jumped over the invisible wire and ran to the ladder, which led to the first obstacle. He climbed successfully and completed the first obstacle, which was jump on little pieces of cloud that lasted 3 seconds before disappearing. As he ran towards the second obstacle, he tripped, and fell into a obvious hole that wasn't hidden.

"AHHH!" He screamed as he fell out of the VR world.

"Damn!" Eva cursed. "We need to focus! Ok, let's have Izzy up next." Izzy nodded happily.

"Woo!" She cheered as she ran down the track. She somersaulted over the trip wire, climbed the ladder, did the first obstacle, slipped where Alejandro did, but managed to vault over the hole. "Phew!" She said, wiping perspiration from her face.

The second obstacle was a series of ten bars that one had to jump over. They got higher and higher as they went on. Izzy, despite her athletic skills, was only able to make it to the 8th bar before banging her knee on it as she jumped. The entire floor gave out and she plummeted to the end of the challenge.

Lightning was up next, and he made it to the third obstacle which was giant rotating plate that one had to cross. He almost made it, but jumped to early, and missed the platform.

As he woke up, Eva face palmed. "This sucks!" She grunted. It was only her and Mike now for the Bass. "Look." She told Mike, "I'm next, and I got this." And she definitely did. She did the obstacle course in 4 minutes, 10 seconds.

Mike also managed to finish the course, after watching Eva, and did it in 8 minutes, 57 seconds.

It was now the Bass's turn. DJ and Jo looked at each other nervously. They had to beat Eva's time, though they didn't know what it was, as Chris hadn't returned.

"I'll go first?" DJ asked. Jo shrugged. "Whatever."

DJ took his place up top, and was able to complete the course in 4 minutes, 49 seconds.

Jo, despite her athletic skills, was only able to do it in 4 minutes, 29 seconds.

Chris suddenly appeared, looking drowsy. "Ok, let's get started!" He cheered. The remaining four contestants looked at him.

"Uh, we're done…" Mike chuckled nervously, "Hence why there are only four of us." Jo added.

"Oh, well, I forgot to time, so uhh, we'll just have whoever had more people complete the course, oh shit, you each had two. Uhhhh." He said, thinking on what to do. "Well, ok, I've come to my decision, each team is sending ONE camper home! The campers groaned.

"Uhuh! Shut up, or I'll have you eliminate two per team!" Chris threatened as he took out his VR controls. He pressed the button and they all woke up.

Chris looked at his watch and 'eeped'. "OK campers! We're running low on time, so we'll have an immediate Bonfire Ceremony! The Bass are up first!"

"Screaming Bass." Chris said solemnly, "The wheel is about to eliminate one of you. Who's it going to be?" The campers all looked at each other nervously. "DJ and Jo win invincibility for making it into the final round, but the rest of you are fair game. Chris spun the wheel.

"The first person safe is…

…

Justin!" Justin sighed in relief. Chris spun it again.

…

"Courtney!"

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"Harold!"

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"Trent!"

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"Dakota!"

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"Owen!"

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"Brick!"

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"Cody!"

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"Anne Maria!"

Only Katie, Sadie, Sam and Scott remained. Chris spun the wheel.

…

"Katie!" Katie sighed in relief as she hugged Sadie.

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"Sadie!" Katie and Sadie let out a now rare 'EEIEIEIIEIEIEEIEEE' as Sadie caught her marshmallows. It was now down to Scott and Sam.

"And the final marshmallow of the night goes too…"

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Scott!" The Bass groaned, and Dakota squealed, "NO!" and ran over and hugged Sam.

"I take his place!" Dakota said, still clutching her boyfriend.

"Nope!" Chris laughed. "You can't! Because I said so. So ha! Sam, it's time to go bro."

Sam looked bummed as a dark look flashed through Dakota's eyes. "Can I at least have my game console back please?" He asked hopefully. Chris pondered for a minute.

"Eh, sure, what the heck, you said please." He said, taking it out of his pocket and tossing it to him.

"Nice! Thanks Chris, bye guys!" Sam said cheerfully as he gave Dakota a kiss and walked down the dock, rolling his suitcase and playing his game.

"You'll have to wait a second dude!" Chris called to him. "The Gophers are also losing someone."

"Cool!" Sam called, still playing his game.

"Bass, you're free to go." Chris told them as the Gophers arrived at the Bonfire. He pulled another tray of marshmallows out as the Gophers sat down.

"Gophers, just like the Bass, you'll be losing a member."

"Who'd the Bass lose?" Alejandro asked curiously, "I didn't get a close enough look."

"Sam got booted, it came down to him and Scott, so, yeah."

(CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):

Alejandro: *Looking sad* Why would he tell me Scott was so close to being eliminated, he'll get my hopes up! I hate that bastard. *He sighs, looking depressed.*

(END CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):

Chris spun the wheel after giving Mike and Eva their instant invincibility. "The third person safe tonight is…

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"Lightning!" He spun it again.

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"Noah!"

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"Zoey!"

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"Alejandro!"

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"Geoff!"

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"Tyler!"

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"Dawn!"

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"Duncan!"

There were now 5 campers left.

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… "Bridgette!" Bridgette sighed in relief and gave Geoff a kiss.

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"Gwen!" Gwen sighed in relief and gave Duncan a hug. There was now only Ezekiel, Izzy and Heather. They all looked nervous, but none more the Ezekiel.

(CONFESSIONAL: EZEKIEL):

Ezekiel: Oh man, eh! I doon't want to go home! Sure it's better than first off, but still, I was hoping to make it to the merge, maybe! *He pulls his toque over his eyes*

(END CONFESSIONAL: EZEKIEL):

"Heather!" Chris called. Heather smirked and grabbed her marshmallow.

"Campers, the final marshmallow of the night goes to…

…

"Ezekiel!" "YAHOOOOO!" Ezekiel cheered as he grabbed the last marshmallow. He then felt guilty. "Soory, eh." He told Izzy.

Izzy grinned, "That's ok! Izzy's looking to move on to better things!" She then gave each of the Gophers a hug, even Heather. "Bye guys!" She cheered as she bordered the boat with Sam.

"Bye Izzy!" The other campers called out.

"Campers, you're all safe for another night. Go to bed." Chris told them.

Bass Boys:

The boys cabin was solemn. Finally, Justin spoke what was on everyone's mind.

"I wish you had gone home instead of Sam." Justin spat at Scott.

"Whatever, glad the fat nerd is outta here. You have NO idea how annoying he was last season."

Brick glared at him. "Don't diss a fallen soldier, or I'll make YOU a fallen soldier." He threatened. "Whatever." Scott said. The boys went to bed.

Bass Girls:

"Man, I wish Scott had gone home." Courtney said, still consoling a sobbing Dakota.

"I wish Sammy was here!" Dakota sobbed, half sadly and half angrily.

"It's ok, sssh." Courtney said comfortingly.

The girls soon went to bed, except for poor Dakota, who stayed up crying for several more hours.

(CONFESSIONAL: DAKOTA):

Dakota: *A dark look in her eyes* I'm so mad. Chris and his darn Wheel of Impending Doom or whatever it is...god it make me FURIOUS! *She screams in anger.* I'll show him! I'm going to win this game! Mark my words, I'll do if for you Sam!

(END CONFESSIONAL: DAKOTA):

Gophers: (Alejandro, Mike, Zoey, Lightning, Ezekiel, Eva, Tyler, Heather.)

"It's a bummer we lost Izzy," Alejandro said unconcernedly. "But honestly," He told Tyler, making sure Ezekiel could hear him. "I find Ezekiel a much better teammate." Ezekiel grinned to himself.

"SHH! Sha-Lightning's getting his athletic sleep!" Lightning chided.

"Yea," Heather said, snuggling into Alejandro, "Let's go to sleep." Alejandro chuckled and turned out the light. "Okay, chica."

Gophers: (Noah, Dawn, Gwen, Duncan, Geoff, Bridgette.)

"I'm glad we're all here." Gwen said gladly. Geoff and Bridgette were already sleeping, and Duncan was dozing.

"Yea," Noah said, reading his book, "Good thing one of Alej-dragos minions are gone, too bad it had to be Izzy though.

Suddenly, Dawn swung down from above him and came face to face with him suddenly. "Ahh!" Noah freaked, jerking back and slamming his head on the back of the bed. "Ow!" He cried, rubbing his head.

"Oh, I am sorry!" Dawn said, rubbing the spot on Noah's head where he hit it, much to his embarrassment. "I was just going to say, you seem very disappointed that Izzy is gone, is it possible you had feelings for her?" She asked.

Noah chuckled. "No, we were just good friends, it would have been better if Heather had gone."

"Hmm, I agree." Dawn said, swinging back up to her bunk. "Good night all!" She said, before turning out her light. Noah turned off his light, but took out his booklight and continued reading.

Gwen, who was watching this all, chuckled to herself.

(CONFESSIONAL: GWEN):

Gwen: 50 bucks says that If neither of them get voted off, they'll be together before the merge. *She chuckles again.*

(END CONFESSIONAL: GWEN):

Chris stood on the dock with his signature smile plastered across his face. "Well viewers, it looks like everyone's favorite nutjob and video game addict are gone. Too bad, but not really." He laughed. "Anyways, tune in next time to the next drama filled episode of Total! Drama! Chaos!"

Elimination Order: Blainley, Staci, Beth, LeShawna, Sierra, Cameron, B, Lindsay, Sam, Izzy.

Remaining Screaming Bass: Harold, Owen, Anne Maria, Cody, Dakota, Scott, Trent, Brick, Jo, Justin, Sadie, Courtney.

Remaining Killer Gophers: Lightning, Zoey, Ezekiel, Noah, Dawn, Alejandro, Gwen, Duncan, Eva, Geoff, Heather, Mike, Tyler, Bridgette.

(A/N): Hey guys! Sorry to all Izzy and Sam fans I liked them too, but sadly in this story they had little importance. Anyways, I just want to say Happy Thanksgiving to all my amazing readers/reviewers !

Cupcakes11: Ok, I'll decide soon. And Happy Belated Birthday :D!

Guest: Thanks a lot :D! Yes, tensiony-tensiony yes-yes! You betcha I will.

Guest: Ok, I'll decide soon.

Lawliotastic: I know, right? Definitly, Nawn Is, isn't it :D?

DxGfan44: Ok, I'll decide soon .

Lovergirl2017: That's good . I know! Hopefully not, but you never know D:! Oh man, that sucks. That's good

acosta perez jose ramiro: Thanks, that's good !

Mrwanton: Yes, hmm. I can come at you by eliminating Scott and Eva in the same chapter… burn :P.

Total dg 4ever: Well that is high praise! Thanks :D! I'll decide soon .

Weird Goth Girl: Thanks! I'm sorry, but If I do make it DxG, it won't be fluffy, so it wont upset my DxC or CxT fans .

Blacklightning88: You do? Cool.

ALSO IMPORTANT! I AM CREATING A NEW STORY! It will be all campers plus Chris, Chef, Josh, DJ's Mom and Mr. Coconut, and you, the reviewers, will choose who goes home! I don't own this idea, the person who created, 'Total Drama: Best of the Best' Does.