Actual Author's note: The formating went a little wild while writing. I don't know how to change it...
(OK, THAT LAST CHAPTER WAS SOO BAD WASN IT? ITS Totally not nescrsaru to see Mika's or Misa or Misou perspective because she is a baka yamarin bimbo, right? Because the the real hime is my awesome OC Sakura chan. She is the MC here, not that stupod slutt misou soup!)
So sakura got her kawaii babdy from that bitch slut hoe harpy Misa (Watashi hate er soo mjuchh!111!)
Her baba (Mirai Uchiha Yagami Strife Himesama) was the most kawaii in the world. She was half vampire, half shinigami, half angel and half GOD! And because she was vampyre she had the ability to greow suppaaa fast and then become the third most kawaii and sexxi vampyre OC in da sekai byt that's not relevant because that's a story for another doy.
Anyhoo it was Sakuras turn to save da SEKAI BUT OF COURSE SHE had to battle because that's what himes doe. So that hoe Yuffie teamed up with that bitch nobody likes from Narutp TinTin. Theyare both whores so it doesn't matter but still they are stupod enough to believe that they candefeat the hima sakura who has the ability to destroy the world because she is the daughter of Orochimaru and the Devil as well. Fuck 'em!
Anwayszz Sakura, flew to Konohagakure where people suddenly hate her. She couldn not understand it;they began throwing rocks at her calling her names and treating her like she was scheize (or whatever, watashi wa speaking German ie, watashi was speaking NIHONESE!)
But she did have yo jelp the Hokakge (who was now Tsunade) because the Akabakamakakalamaritsuki was coming to bite herin da azzz and she did not liek Sakura Hime, all powerfull and shit. But rather Tsunade was A useless pice of boobjob, but whatever. Sakua Hime sat down in the Nihonese hokuge house and talked with Tsunade.
"So Hime, you are the only one who can save us according to the prophecy."
"NANI?" WHAT PROPHECY? *GASP* WAS SAKURA THE CHOSEN 1?
"Yes, you have to sace he world from Satan and Orochimaru and those girlz who try toharm u!."
"Demo…*dramatic scene in action*… Orochimaru is my otosan! I can't koroshite my otosan! Even though he killed me okasan… what souldi do desu ka?"
"You have to choze! Between nakama and sekai! For the sake of kawaii Nihonji!" Tsunade stares intensly at SAKURA WHO JUTS ATE THE LAST PIECE OF MAKIGIRI SUSHI! "Watashi understand!" said Sakura as this was her desteniru and as a reward for her sugoiness she and Sasuke could move in together with Mirai and live happily ever after as the new Hokage!11! OMGZ SUGOI DESU NEEEE!
BUT suddenly the intere building was destroyed and and Tsunade was killed and thus Sakura became the new Hokage!It was Zabuse and his boytoy Haku who wanted kill Kakakshi Sensei because reasons and because he was an ass.
He has his giant cleaver thing and attacked Sakura but she as the amazing hima as she was used her demon wolf, who bit the blade in half. Then Skura kicked hum in the stiomach and send him flying in some buildings.
"That was pathetic! Bitch, do you kawaii at all?" Sakura wond that fight. But that was not the end. Haku, the she-male attacked Mirai, whowas in Misou's arms! But Mirai's suppa Sayin power almost killed him and send him flying over to Zabusa.
"ANTA CAN NEVER DEFEAT THE SUGOI NO HIME! WATASHI DID NOT WANT TO HURT U BUT U asked for it!1! BAKA!"
"Pkease dont kill us! You are the strtongest Hime ever!"
"That's right, baka! Watashi is powerful but Watashi donøt use her pwrr for evulz, like u too!" Sakura gave them the circle of life. "But enough aboyr watahsi! You too were tryong to kill me desu ka? Nande?"
"BECAUSE it was our orders! Somone ordered yús to do it." Said Haku in that Yamato Nadeshiko voice of his. "I think her name was Tenten."
"OH U MEAN TIN TIN?"SAKURA WAS FUROUS! GHOW DARE THAT HOE TO ODER A HIT ON SAKURA AND HER BABIII!"1112"""CURSES!
"OK, watashi is willingto let me live if you, A become Mai Waif-spyes and B if u too become a hawt yaoizz couple because I need some hardcore sexii sugoi kawaii desu ne yaoi! Do watashi make watashi clear?"
That stupid whore, Misa is suddenly here and juuts looks stupod. (its not like she can do anuthinhg else, sooo….) HAH, what a tool. Anyhoo she is probabl homophobic because ehse stands and slooks at Sakura like the kakoi himechan had a third eye or something. (Lol, nani?"
"Ugh,Misou, wjhat are anta now starin at? Don't anta have smething to doo?" Sakura was soooo creaped out. Of course Misa frowns like a baby and sayds tis bullshit
"Can I just say that your head is so far up your ass, that your mouth works like a second asshole with all that 'Nihonese' shit you spew?"
HOW COULD mispu said something like that! How un-kawai, how terriblye! Why did that bitch had to bully Salura like this?! And why did she kjust insult the amazking Nihon?! Unacceptable! "MISOU-BAKA, YOU ARE NIHONESE!" SAKURA WAS SOOO HURTZZ! "HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHINGF LIME DAT?!"
"I can say whatever I want. Throughout the span of 10 chapters, I've been the butt of your misogyny without end. You call me a bitch, you call me a slut and yet you have the audacity to magically teleport me to your otaku hut, which by the way stinks like Cheetos and Pocky, and use me as the babysitter of your rainbow fruit hellspawn, you gave birth to at the AGE OF 16!"
Misa spat like a crazy ass cobra! She is soooo mean, desu! She is aku!
"Your child may look like the demonic lovechild of Rainbow Brite and the dark side of DeviantART but she is so cute." Misa dared to touch Mirai, who was only being nice and smiled. Mirai is too innocent and cute to bee rude and tellthe truth that that whore.
"Don't you have something to do? Isn't there a world, you have to save? Why don't you go on your little journey, while I'll sit quietly in the corner with a thumb up my ass and serve as another puzzle piece in this plot-point of yours?"
Misou yamarin said and went over to sit on a bench with Mirai, who she continyed to play with. Ugh, so disusting.
In the distiance, stupid Misa with the hair of a sheep stood and gawked like a Magikap. But it was clear that she was plannining something, that baka bitch!
ANYWAY, Sakura geared up to contimue her journey!she wore a very low cut kimono, suitable for ninja fighting. It was black and red with skulls and ravens and crows and blood red Sakura flowers. The was crimson red trims and Sakura had fishnet stocking, the kimono was a little shoirt barely , covereing her kawaii bun . Her rainbow colored har was pulled up in an awesome ninja ponytail that flowed like the summer breeze in July.
Then shehad badass combat shoos! But she needed to borrow Lighto-kunsDeath corse!
"Oneesan!" A fimilar kawai voice called out. "Onechan, a tornado is heading towards Konoha!" but before kawaii Imoto kagami could say anything, the tornado hit the city like trucj and destroyed half of it. All the assholes who bullied sakura was dead but their innoce nt families had no home!
"HAHA, FINALLY I FOUND YOU!111!" A VOICE, a Girley one saud. It was Temari, who was riding a tornado like Indiana Jones riding a crocodile (wait, did that happen? Whatever, watahsi don't give a shit about baka American trash)
OMG, SO GOOD KAGAMI SAUD THAT! FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!