Chapter 8

Kirk's POV

When I walked in I could not believe my eyes, Rebecca was lying on the floor with her feet propped up on the bed and Caitlin was laying on her bed, both laughing in complete hysteria. I was greatly amused and confused at the same time. "Cat, what the hell is going on with her?" I asked.

She stopped laughing for a second and look up at me started to say something when Rebecca said, "Tiberius (Yes I used his middle name :P), your eyes are so blue, it unnatural." Caitlin then started to laugh again. I looked at Caitlin for help so I can understand what was happening to the girl.

She seemed to have gotten the message and told me between laughter "She ate... chocolate... and now... she is drunk!"

"Can I haves more cocoa Caitlin?" She asked while attempting to look like a starving child.

"Maybe another time, let's talk more about Jimmy first." Caitlin responded while laughing.

"So Rebecca, what else do you have to say about me?" I asked curiously.

"Your hair is like a ray of sun light. I just want to touch it, but it'll probably give me severe to moderate burns."

"Ah well, that's too bad Rebecca, Jimmy loves to be petted." Caitlin answered.

"I do?" I asked

"You do" Caitlin answered smiling, "What about Bones Rebecca?"

"He reminds me of grumpy cat"

"Does he have nine lives or whiskers Rebecca?" Caitlin asked

"He has whiskers, as do most human men." Rebecca answered. At that moment the man of the hour walked in and seeing the situation decided to close the door so others couldn't enter as easily.

"What going on here?!" He asked angrily at us.

"Bonesy I like you hair flip, it just swishes over to the other side" Rebecca said while doing a hand motion to show what she meant.

"What did you do to her" Bones said beyond disbelief at what Rebecca said.

"She just ate chocolate that's all" Caitlin told Bones kindly.

"And why would you give her chocolate?" Bones questioned in a voice that sounded like he was talking to a child.

"I didn't, she got it herself" Caitlin said matter of factly.

"Isn't this funny Bones?" I asked still entertained by what was going on.

"Real funny, just wait until the professors find out. Then we'll all have a bunch of fun!" Bones answered sarcastically

"No one is going to tell the professors Bones" I stated.

"Right, we just gotta sober her up a bit, preferably soon. We gotta go get some lunch and then study still." Caitlin said.

"Study? Why would we need to study, we all get great grades with little effort after all." I insisted

"That's just you Jim. Sometimes even Caitlin and Rebecca need to study like the rest of us normal people." Bones said. They then focused on the difficult task of sobering up a vulcan. Jim tried to Google it, Bones tried some type anti-drunk pills, and Caitlin fed her plomeek soup. Eventually their combined efforts lead to a mostly sober Rebecca who hiccuped from time to time.

They then got their PADD out and started 'studying'. At least Bones was studying. Caitlin, Rebecca and I were finalizing the plans for later this evening. At 3 o'clock Spock would be punished, with little to no proof of our involvement. We let out our evil laughs, leading to Bones retreating from the room muttering about the effectiveness of insane asylums. We then split up to get the last minute supplies, I was in charge of the cameras so i went to Wal-Mart(the current king of all grocery stores). I got some batteries, a great soundtrack, some celebration beverages for after the mission, and a bunch of ropes & nets.

Rebecca was going to take the cameras I got and go set them up, as well as making sure the worked correctly and then she had to locate Spock. While, Caitlin made sure the prank itself was set up and ready to go, as well as getting some friends into his car.

So the prank went like this: First Spock would enter the classroom and trip an unnoticeable wire which is under his desk. This set off bucket of honey which then poured all over Spock. Spock would then order his students out the door and talk to the principal. He would then go into his car, opening the front door, which was rigged to let the back seats fall forward and release the chickens. The chickens would freak out and cover Spock with their feather as he tries to get them out of his car. We would be safely away from the entire situation watching the outcome with several cameras which will be disposed of.

Only they knew where the camera's were exactly and you couldn't find them without either digging into the classroom wall or ripping the tree branch near the parking lot off the tree.

They sat anxiously waiting as the clock struck 3. Sitting at the edge of the bed in my dorm, which he had all to himself since Bones was moved to the medical dorms and no one wanted to room with me. Then they saw on the screen, Spock walking into the classroom, with a line of students following behind him. He first went to the board and wrote the chapter name for this weeks lesson. He took attendance and requested the homework, until finally he walked over to his desk. He sat in the chair and then slowly settled his feet directly onto the wire. Everyone in my room took in a breath as they watched him slowly tug the wire, leaning towards the screen waiting for the moment it would snap. Then, it quickly snapped sending the honey just as planned onto his head. The students in the class gasped as they saw the bucket fall, then fell into a silence as they waited for the Vulcan to lose his cool. Just on time the principal walked by and noticing the silence entered the room. Spock ordered the student to leave immediately as he turned to discuss the matter of the prank with him. After a few minutes of talking, Spock turned and left towards his vehicle, the principal had given him permission to get cleaned up as the janitor entered.

Caitlin was kicking jim in anticipation as Spock drew closer to the car. They all once again leaned forward as his hand reached for the car handle. Then, he stopped and turned around. Uhura had left early to her next class and saw the mess that was Spock. She exchanged a few words with him, until he cut her off explaining he really wanted to clean up before the honey stuck even more. Uhura left quickly, now late for the class. Spock grasped the handle again and opened the car door. The back seat flung down as two chickens rushed out of their net towards him. He tried to catch them but only succeeded in blocking them from the exit and covering himself with feathers. This continued on for a few minutes much to the enjoyment of the group of observers who were laughing in the dorm room. Finally Spock managed to get them from out of his car and he quickly drove to the professor's dorm to clean up. He would have to clean his car later. He seemed to be thinking about who the culprits were and was visibly angry even to normal humans.

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