Seiko: Left foot red!
Nyan: *Puts left foot red*
Pewds: I still cant believe Im playing Twister with the cast of corpse party... AWESOME!
Seiko: Right hand green!
Pewds: Oh god... *attemps to put right hand green* Almost got it... OH CRAP! *falls on Nyan*
Everybody: XD
Nyan: I WIN! *gets up and dances while everyone else dances XD*
Pewds: Screw you!
Nyans new phone: You got mail!
Nyan: YAAAAAY!
Pewds: What the hell does that mean?
Everybody: It means more truths and dares!
Pewds: Oh no...
Nyan: The first person we are hearing from today is Crystalz101 and he/she says... *snaps fingers and Crystalz appears* You have the honors...
Crystalz: Thanks nyan! Anyway, Nyan, you get the beat up Kai and all your haters!
Nyan: THANK GOD! *shoots Kai in the face with revolver*
Pewds: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Nyan: I HATED THAT PIECE OF CRAP! EVERYONE HERE DID! Now, to kill the guest that said I was a bad OC! *puts on fingerless gloves and starts punching the hell out of guest*
Pewds: JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU GUYS USED TO THIS?!
Yoshiki: Pretty much...
Naomi: yeah...
Satoshi: No doubt about it!
Pewds: Wow...
Nyan: *Is still beating the crap out of the guest that said she was a bad OC* Okay, Im bored now *shoots guest in face* Next dare Crystalz!
Pewds: YOU ARE RUTHLESS!
Nyan: That guest said I was not funny, said I was obnoxious, called me a bad OC, and suggested I start making stories of just the characters (which I will eventually do, thank you very much) BUt Im too focused on this story right now!
Crystalz: Ok! My next dare is Ayumi gets to kill Azusa however she wants!(hell yeah!)
Ayumi: WITH PLEASURE! *slaps Azusa*
Azusa: OH HELL NAWH!
Everybody: *just watches them get in a fist fight XD*
Nyan: Next person! This one is and he/she says to be here! *snaps fingers and appears* You have the honors!
Ultimategamer: Thanks nyan! My first dare is everyone has to drink 20 sodas within 5 mins! *snaps fingers and a table appears with 20 sodas for each person*
Nyan: Is that even possible?
Ultimategamer: I dont know...
Everybody: O_O
Nyan: Lets just get started
Ms Yui: Yup
Tsukasa: I agree
Tohko: No doubt
Kizami: Im bored but YOLO
Everybody: *Drinks the soda*
Nyan: Oh god *hic* I have the *hic* HICCUPS!
Yuka: Same *hic* here! *hic*
Everybody: *has the hiccups*
Nyan: This hurts *hic* my lungs *snaps fingers and the hiccups are gone for everyone except Kai*
Kia: WHAT THE *hic* HELL!
Nyan: Deal with it!
Crystalz: Lets just get on with it...
Ultimategamer: Agreed! My second dare is NYAN VS SACHIKO! *snaps fingers and Nyan and Sachiko appear in a stadium*
(If you read my one-shot then you know what happens!)
Everybody: NYAN WON! *applause*
Nyan: THATS THE SECOND TIME I HAD TO DO THAT! *snaps fingers and Nyans wounds are gone and we teleports back to stadium* Next truth or dare please
Ultimategamer: my next truth or dare is a truth! It is for Nyan and it says, what is the dumbest thing you have ever done and would you do it for a ton of cash?
Everybody: oooooooo! *looks at Nyan*
Nyan: To be honest with you, I did alot of dumb things back in my day! I used to play truth or dare ALOT! And me and my friends were really crazy! (all of these are true fast) But that one moment...
Everybody: WHAT IS IT!
Seiko: SPIT IT OUT WOMAN!
Nyan: Is when I was on the field with my friends, playing truth or dare... *memory flash*
Memory flash, (This is a true story by the way XD)
Nyan and her friends out on the grassy fields, laughing their heads off. "That was a good dare Nyan!" A boy with short hair yelled as the rest just kept laughing. They waited until their fat but funny friend was done running up to the teachers and doing the chicken dance. "Was that good?" The slightly fat kid asked as he got back from his dare, and people were still laughing like hell. "That was funny as hell!" The irish friend yelled as the slightly fat kid sat down. "Well, now its my turn for a dare! Someone ask me truth or dare!" Nyan yelled. "Truth or dare?" The girl with short hair asked. "Dare!" Nyan said. "I dare you to interupt there soccer game in the most dangerous way possible!" The girl with short hair yelled. "YEAH DO IT!" Everybody shouted at Nyan. "They are going to be so pissed, but YOLO!" Nyan yelled and got up and ran over to the group of kids at the soccer field while the others spectated. "LOOK AT ME!" Nyan yelled as she did a front flip infront of the soccer ball while someone kicked in. The soccer ball hit her right in the face during the frontflip, so she landed right on her back, swollen as hell (VERY TRUE STORY! NO JOKE XD). The kids were such hard kickers! It was also true that they got pissed off so easilly.
"What the hell Nyan!" This douchebag named Tommy yelled as I just layed there in pain as others laughed and yelled in fury. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" This guy with glasses shouted as he walked over. "Oh you do not want to see what happens after school today" This ugly kid said as he looked furiously at my body. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT!" This guy in the green shirt yelled as he almost stomped on me but was restricted but his friends (I almost got stomped on, literally, that how easilly these people get pissed off!) "Uhhhh" Nyan groaned in pain as the truth or dare friends rushed over. "Are you okay?!" The girl in short hair asked and the guys just chuckled a bit. "Im fine, just got kicked in the face while doing a front flip to interupt the game, like you asked" Nyan said sarcastically. "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" The soccer kids yelled at the girl with short hair. She was one of Nyan's best friends. "RUN!" One of the truth or dare friends said as they all left Nyan for death (sarcastic). "AHHHHHH!" The soccer kids yelled as they ran after the truth or dare friends. Nyan was deserted, laying on the soccer field, in incredibly pain on her face, and her back.
Present,
Everyone: *laughing their heads off*
Nyan: ITS NOT FUNNY!
Crystalz: *puts hand on Nyan shoulder* Yes it is *starts laughing again*
Nyan: *pouts* Play it the hard way, huh? *devilish look*
Everybody: *immediately stops laughing by the looks of Nyan*
Ultimategamer: Would you do that again for a ton of cash?
Nyan: To relive that moment for a ton of cash, hmmmm *puts hand on chin*
Everybody: *waits for answer*
Nyan: I probably would to be honest with you
Pewds: wow, I would not do that!
Satoshi: Me niether
Everybody: Maybe, but probably not
Nyan: What can I say, im a daredevil
Kizami: I can tell *chuckles a bit*
Nyan: *glares at Kizami with devil eyes*
Kizami: *stops laughing*
Nyan: NEXT PERSON! Its ninja again! *snaps fingers and Ninja appears*
Ninja: *maniac laugh* MY STRONGEST ARMY, GO! *snaps fingers and 10 giant man-eating tigers rush after the cast and crew* *maniac laugh* oh look, french fries, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snaps fingers and is gone*
Nyan: I got this! *turns into giant man-eating tiger* HELLO COUSINS *roars louder than ever*
Tigers: *keeps on rushing*
Nyan: You guys should leave...
Pewds: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE! *runs out door*
Everybody else except Nyan: *runs out door and shut door behind it*
Nyan: *takes out revolver and back up hunters knife* This is going to get messy...
Crystalz: Do you think Nyan is safe?
Ultimategamer: She'll be just- *hears gunshots* YUP!
Nyan:*Backs up a bit* *tries to shoot 3 in the head but they juke and get shot in the knee*
*The 3 tigers fall to the ground, but the 7 keep on running*
Nyan: *spins around and the tigers get confused, and then shoots about 4 in the chest*
*The 3 last tigers standing keep charging foward*
Nyan: Crap, outta ammo! *drops gun and draws hunter knife* Gotta be a survivor... *rushes toward other 4 tigers*
3 tigers: *gets claws out*
Nyan: *sweeps under one of the tigers legs, then stabs the one in the head and it falls down*
2 tigers: *turns around and sees their tiger friend has a hunter knife in its head*
Nyan and the other tigers: *rushes toward the knife*
Nyan: *puts on fingerless gloves while running and punches the closest tiger to the knife, then picks up the knife*
punched tiger: *gets knocked out*
not-punched tiger: Nyan... remember me... from your childhood?
Nyan: *looks at not-punched tiger closely* Oh my god... *drops knife*
Not-punched tiger: Thats right, it me, the one who KICKED YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SOCCER BALL IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!
Nyan: Tommy... I will always hate you for that...
Tommy: well... At least you didnt find out why Your little friend that dared you to interupt our game got that black eye, huh? HUH?!
Nyan: ._.
Tommy: *laughs* Here we are...
Nyan: *silent*
Tommy: Remember that time we all played American football. Remember that time where we were on different teams, and you made sure I didnt catch it when out team had the ball on the 4th down?
Nyan: Yes, I remember, I TOTALLY OWNED YOU ON THAT PLAY *jumps happily*
Tommy: YOU B**** SLAPPED IT OUT OF MY REACH! YOU JUMPED OVER MY BACK AND B**** SLAPPED IT! JUST LIKE THE B**** YOU ARE!
Nyan: IKR, THAT WAS AWESOME!
Tommy: You are so dumb...
Nyan: Dumb, huh? Remember when I got better math scores than you on all the math tests?
Tommy: *furious*
Nyan: I think you are the dumb one now... *devil grin*
Tommy: THATS IT! *runs towards her*
Nyan: *runs toward him* I REMEMBER YOU WERE A SELFISH DOUCHEBAG WHO ALWAYS CHEATED ON GAMES! *punches him with fingerless gloves on* AND YOU WERE BAD AT FIGHTING! *kicks him in the crotch*
Tommy: I WAS BAD AT FIGHTING?! *punches the back of her knee* I MADE PEOPLE CRY!
Nyan: YEAH YOU DID! BUT NOT ME! *scars his face with claws*
Tommy: *touches his face* How could you... *punches her face, kicks her knee, puts arm behind her back and he knees on the ground* HOW YOU LIKE THIS?!
Nyan: *struggles* Im not trying my hardest, idiot! You saw what I did to Donovan and Dominic!
Tommy: Yeah! You almost killed Donovan in 3rd grade by chocking him, and you injured Dominic terribly by tackling him and throwing him against the fence in 4th grade! (These are all very true facts about XD, I got sent home because of them XD)
Nyan: *remembers the dare, remembers how I did the front flip and got kicked in the face with a soccer ball while doing it, just to interupt the game from a dare* OH yeah... REMEMBER THIS! *front flips to get out of his grip, and kicks his face in the process*
Tommy: *flies to the ground because got kicked in face* JESUS CHRIST!
Nyan: Thats how I felt... *walks over to hunter knife* Now be with your idiotic soccer friends *stabs his face in*
Tommy: *dies* (I would've loved to do that in real life to him XD)
Nyan: My job here is done... *walks out*
Satoshi: And then- *Nyan walks out the doors*
Nyan: Did I miss anything? *Has blood all over her*
Everybody: JESUS CHRIST WAS DID YOU DO NYAN!
Nyan: Nothing you need to worry about *snaps fingers and is healed, and is normal size* Lets go back inside and you will see what I did
Everybody: *walks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nyan: *snaps fingers and all the corpses are gone* You owe me a ton of cash ultimate
Ultimategamer: WHY?
Nyan: Because I did it again...
Everybody: WHAT?!
Nyan: I did it to Tommy... *IN my mine: HELL YES! FINALLY SOMEONE KILLED THAT DOUCHE!*
Everybody: O_O
Nyan: MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PERSON PLEASE! The next person is poop (guest) and he/she says... OH GOD... *snaps fingers and everyone is teleported to the real world except for Yoshiki, Naomi, and Nyan* Im sorry... *snaps fingers and Makes a possessed Yoshiki grab Naomi's top hand of her womanhood* Im so sorry...
Naomi: WTF! *slaps possessed yoshiki and pushes him off her* I FEEL VIOLATED!
(regular) Yoshiki: What the hell just happened, what did I miss?
Nyan and Naomi: You dont wanna know...
Nyan: *snaps fingers and everyone is back*
Everybody: AWWW! I WAS JUST BACK IN THE REAL WORLDS
Pewds: I need to get back to recording my video!
Nyan: TOO BAD! Next person is... Lizzie! *snaps fingers and Lizzie appears* You have the honors...
Lizzie: YAY! *teleports to arena with Kai* DIE YOU **** (starts killing him a million times)
Nyan: Thats going to take a long time... Her next dare is... *snaps fingers and Mitsuki and Emi teleport in*
Mitsuki and Emi: TOHKO, KIZAMI, KUROSAKI, AND KAI?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!
*Long time of explaining*
Nyan: Lizzie's next dare is Satoshi to react to a bad ending! *teleports Satoshi to theater* The one were-
Withing the Theater: *sniffle* I HATE YOU AYUMI! WHY WOULD YOU KILL NAOMI!
Everybody: HOLY CRAP!
Nyan: Yeah... Anyway! Moving on to-
Satoshi: *runs out of theater and tackles Ayumi* I HATE YOU! *punches her face in*
Yoshiki: WTF! *pulled Satoshi off and punches him*
*They start to fight*
Pewds: WTF IS THIS CRAP!
Nyan: GREAT! *snaps fingers and they are normal, not mad and not hurt* Yoshiki Im sorry... *snaps fingers and a possessed Yoshiki kills ayumi with axe* CORPSE PARTY LEE!
Pewds: I MISS LEE!
Nyan: ME TOO! WHY DID LEE DIE?!
Pewds: IDK *cries*
Everybody: What are you guys talking about?
Nyan and Pewds; WALKING DEAD GAME SEASON 1!
(normal) Yoshiki: WHY, WHY DID I DO THIS! IM SORRY AYUMI! *cries*
Nyan: Ugh... *snaps fingers and Ayumi is alive*
Ayumi and Yoshiki: AYUMU/YOSHIKI! *they embrace*
Pewds: Does this always happen?
Everybody: *nods*
Nyan: Ayumi has to watch all her deaths! *she teleports to theater*
Lizzie: Thats going to take some time *is standing in the doorway on the arena, blood everyone*
Nyan: GREAT JOB LIZZIE! *secret handshake with lizzie* But first, get cleaned up *snaps fingers and lizzie is clean* Lets keep him dead...
Lizzie: Yeah...
Pewds: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Everybody: O_O
Nyan: Nobody knows...
Pewds: O_O
Nyan: ANYWAY! NOW-
Ayumi: *bursts through theater door* WHY DID THE GAME HAVE TO MAKE YOSHIKI KILL ME?! *cries in Yoshiki's chest*
Yoshiki: *manly tear*
Nyan: Im getting tired of doing this *snaps fingers and everyone is normal, not crying (I do this alot, dont I XD)*
Lizzie: Thanks Nyan for letting me be here, see ya! *disappears*
Nyan: Next person! Its HeartCheshire again! *snaps fingers and Heart appears*
Heart: HI NYAN!
Seiko: WAIT!
Everybody: *looks at Seiko*
Seiko: where is Crystalz and Ultimate?
Nyan: They climbed a window a little bit ago? Why?
Seiko: Nothing...
Nyan: ANYWAYS! You have the honors, heart...
Heart: I DARE MORISHIGE TO FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH! *snaps fingers and they teleport to the arena* ME KILL YOU!
Morishige: *looks up from phone* Wait what- *gets kicked in face by Heart and drops phone* HEY YOU MADE ME DROP MY PHONE YOU- *gets punched in face and falls to ground*
Heart: ME KILL YOU! *stomps on his phone and breaks it*
Morishige: NOOOOOOOOOO! *dies from tragic death of his phone*
Heart: WTF?
Everybody: WTF?!
Mayu: SHIGE! *climbs into arena and bawls over his body*
Nyan: Did he really just die because he loves his phone too much?
Heart: I think so...
Nyan: *snaps fingers and Shige is alive with a new phone*
Mayu: SHIGE!
Shige: MAYU!
*they embrace*
Nyan: Too many moments in this series, anyways, heart you have the honors
Heart: My second dare is from Ran to kiss seiko! *pushes them together and they both LOOK like they are disgusted, but might like it a bit*
Nyan: Time to let go, guys! *pushes them apart* Give Kurosaki a chance Seiko! Azusa, give Ran a chance *pushes Ran towards Azusa* There, now its better :)
Heart: My first truth is for Ms Yui! Ms yui, who is your most attractive male student?
Everybody O_O *looks toward Ms Yui*
Ms Yui: Umm...
Nyan: Anybody there?
Tsukasa: You can say it, I wont be offended
Ms Yui: Ummm... I think Satoshi Reminds me most of Tsukasa...
Everybody: REALLY?!
Satoshi: I do?!
Ms Yui: Out of all my male students, yes
Satoshi: *In his mind: GROSS!*
Nyan: Just move on Heart!
Heart: My second truth is for you nyan! It says who is the hottest corpse party boy
Everybody: O_O *looks at Nyan*
Nyan: I dont know... I've never loved someone before so I DONT KNOW!
Seiko: LIES!
Nyan: You said who is the hottest, right?
Heart: Yeah...
Nyan: The one who is bad ass like me, Is yoshiki so its him I guess
Ayumi and Azusa: *slaps Nyan* DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!
Nyan: You just got on my bad side... *devil grin* How would you guys like it if I did this?! *Kisses Yoshiki on his cheek*
Yoshiki: *almost pukes*
Everybody: *shocked*
Ayumi and Azusa: *has red faces and steam coming out of their ears, also has their body's stiffened*
Nyan: You know I can turn into and giant man-eating tiger, right? I can kill you and not revive you, ya know?
Ayumi and Azusa: *THAT SHUT THEM UP! XD*
Nyan: Move on, Heart
Heart: My last dare is for Kizami to throw Kai out a window!
Everybody: DO IT!
Kizami: I would've done it anyway *picks up Kai*
Kai: HEY WHAT YA DOING! STOP- *gets thrown out window* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
Everybody: YAAAAY! KIZAMI!
Kizami: *stands proud*
Heart: AND thats all from me, BYE! *snaps fingers and disappears*
Nyan: NEXT PERSON IS... Corpeband! He/she wants to be helper for the next 2 chapters!
Corpeband: THANKS NYAN! LOVE YA STORIES!
Nyan: They are nothing
Corpeband: NO, THEY ARE AWESOME
Nyan: Lets just go camping since said so
Everybody: YAAAAY!
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