Chapter 10
Both armies clashed along the streets of the city. Goku and Frieza both engaged in a series of hypersonic blows. Goku got the advantage and knocked Frieza back with a roundhouse kick. The Lich began firing bolts of deadly fire at Finn and Jake. The necromorphs began attacking the Yautja.
Isaac: Dipper! You've got to dismember those things to stop them.
Dipper began slashing the arms and legs off the creatures with his blades. Mabel stomped over to the Crystal Gems.
Mabel: So. You're the Gems Steven's been talking about. Let's see how strong you really are.
She swiped one of her claws at Garnet. Garnet grabbed it in one hand, pulled Mabel in, and uppercutted her into the air.
Garnet: That's how strong I am.
Godzilla began roasting the necromorphs with atomic breath.
Amethyst: What are you gonna do now? We brought Godzilla!
Steven: Good thing I brought a challenger.
King Ghidorah flew down and started firing gravity beams on the Yautja fighters. Godzilla tackled the three-headed monster, forcing its heads away from the Yautja. Isaac was battling necromorphs with his plasma cutter. He pulled out a second cutter and began firing akimbo style. He fired in both directions, killing the necromorphs all around him. The Yautja were attacking the xenomorphs in similar fashions. Cutting them up with wrist-blades and blasting them with plasma guns. The Lich was blasting Finn and Jake with fire balls. He began to charge up a massive amount of energy in his hands.
Finn: Uh oh.
Jake: Not good.
Goku dropped in front of them and charged up a blue energy in his hands.
Finn: Goku!
Goku: KAME-HAME-HAAAAAAAAAAA!
The energy fired into a blue beam of destructive power that clashed with the Lich's fire blast. Frieza appeared behind Goku and charged up a purple energy in his finger.
Frieza: So long, tree-monkey.
Jake: Oh no you don't.
Jake started wrapping his entire body around Frieza.
Frieza: Let me go, you ugly mutt!
Lex Luthor was attacking Superman with kryptonite beams.
Luthor: You know what they say. Make every weakness into a strength.
Garnet came behind him, and punched him into the wall.
Superman: Thank you.
Garnet: Anything to punch something.
Garnet began punching the xenomorphs, crushing them with her gauntlets. She suddenly was hit by Lex's kryptonite blast. She blocked with her gauntlets and attacked Lex, while Superman roasted through the engineers. Amethyst was using her whip to keep the distance and cut apart the alien engineers. The Yautja blasted them with their plasma blasters.
Steven: Send them in.
Multiple cars and jets drove and flew in. They began to shift and form into giant robots. An alien tank shifted into Megatron.
Megatron: Steven. We are here to assist.
Dipper: What are they?
Isaac: Decepticons! They work for Steven!
Amethyst: We got our own! Hey, Autobots!
Multiple cars and a truck drove in and shifted into the Autobots, led by Optimus Prime.
Optimus: Autobots! Attack the Decepticons!
The Autobots and Decepticon's began shooting at each other and wrestling each other. Optimus grappled with Megatron, bashing into him and throwing him into a wall. He pushed Megatron into a wall and blasted Steven with his gun. Megatron pushed off and kicked Optimus into Mabel who stabbed him with her tail.
Optimus: No!
A sudden high pitched noise was heard, that grew higher and higher.
Mabel: That noise. That noise is only made by a...
Steven: NIGHT FURY!
Megatron: Get down!
A black figure streaked across the sky, dropping an explosive blue beam of energy on Mabel, making her drop Optimus. The black streak landed on a building, revealed to be a black dragon known as a Night Fury. On the back was a young boy wearing fur as a coat, with a mechanical leg, named Hiccup. More dragons landed beside him. One was bright blue with spikes along its head, known as a Deadly Nadder. On it was a young girl named Astrid. One was short and rock hard, known as a Gronkle. On it was a short, fat boy named Fishlegs. The other one was bright red with two horns and a long snout, and sharp teeth, known was a Monstrous Nightmare, ridden by Snotlout. The last one had two heads, one breathing gas, and the other sparking its teeth, known as a Hideous Zippleback, ridden by two twins, Rufnut and Tufnut.
An engineer called down millions of fighter ships, similar to Necrocraft.
Dipper: Hiccup! Battle those fighter ships!
Hiccup: Let's go Toothless!
The dragons jumped and flew into the air. Astrid's Nadder was breathing heavy magnesium flame on the ships, cutting them apart. Snotlout's Nightmare melted them down with its lava saliva. Fishleg's Gronkle shot fireballs that blew apart the ships. The twins breathed gas around a group of ships, and lit it, causing an explosion that destroyed the ships. While the dragons shot at the ships, Pearl and the Joker were fighting each other.
Pearl: You're style is sloppy, clown.
Joker: And yours is just plain ridiculous.
He began to mock her ballet dancing.
Joker: Arabesque!
He was then met with a punch in the face.
Pearl: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Joker: You're right. Let me be the first to extend the hand of friendship.
He gave his hand out. Pearl naively took his hand, and was met with a massive electric shock.
Joker: How did you fall for that? I mean really.
He was knocked back by a batarang.
Pearl: Thank you.
Batman: I'm asking what he just said. How did you fall for the joy-buzzer trick?
Pearl: I'm still learning about human society.
Garnet was beating down the necromorphs and xenomorphs with her strength, when she was suddenly lifted into the air. Steven was lifting her towards her.
Steven: I'm getting real tired of you.
Mabel: Wait.
Mabel stomped up to Garnet.
Mabel: The power she possesses is astonishing. I think I know what we can do.
Steven: I see what you're saying.
Steven used his other hand to force Garnet's mouth open. Mabel stomped close to her, licking her lips. She placed her mouth on Garnet's mouth, forcing the tube down her throat, and regurgitating chestbursters into her. Amethyst and Pearl saw the event unfold.
Amethyst: This is bad.
Pearl: What is she even doing to her?!
When Mabel was done, she threw the unconscious Garnet away.
Mabel: I give her five minutes.
Amethyst: What do you mean?!
Mabel: How stupid are you? She's going to be a mother for my children.
Amethyst: Wait. You mean you...
Mabel: Yep.
Pearl: That's disgusting!
Pearl was knocked back by Mabel's tail, and Amethyst was knocked back by Mabel's claw. Garnet slowly awoke. As she stood up, her chest and stomach began to ache. Then they began to bulge outward. Garnet was grunting and coughing heavily. Multiple chestbursters began to explode from her body, bursting through her stomach and chest, she fell to the ground as the creatures jumped in front of the Gems, and grew to full size with Garnet's powers. They all grew biological gauntlets from their hands.
Steven: What're you going to do now? Garnet was the only reason you won so many battles. I guess this is one that you won't win.
The dragons continued to attack the ships.
Snotlout: We're running low on fire here!
Fishlegs: There are alternatives to fire.
Fishlegs crashed his Gronkle into some ships, spiraling them into each other. Snotlout flew his Nightmare onto a ship, pulling up the roof.
Snotlout: Excuse me.
The Nightmare threw the pilot from the ship. Snotlout jumped inside the ship, while the nightmare held it up.
Snotlout: Ok. How do you work this?
He moved the handles, finding the ability to steer. He pressed a button that fired the blasters, hitting a ship. He unlatched from his dragon, and flew it against the enemy ships. Hiccup got knocked off of his dragon, and was caught by Optimus.
Hiccup: Optimus! Toothless. He can't fly on his own.
Dipper jumped off the buildings and onto the dragon. He latched himself into the sloy which controlled the artificial tail flap. He pulled the dragon up and flew it toward the engineer mothership.
Dipper: I'm going in.
Goku and the Lich were still locked in a blast battle and Jake was still entangling Frieza. Goku finally blasted the Lich (and the combined evil fire with the kamehameha completely obliterated him) and turned to attack Frieza. Jake released his grip, and Goku unleashed a fury of blows on Frieza. Frieza gained the advantage this time, knocking him into the building. Frieza charged up the energy in his finger again, but was stopped short by the sword sticking from his chest.
Finn: I don't think so.
Frieza fell dead to the floor.
Goku: Thanks, Finn. Now let's finish these guys.
Goku, Finn and Jake rushed into the fight to battle the creatures. Finn began slicing the arms off the necromorphs with his sword, and Goku blasted the xenomorphs apart with his Ki blasts. Jake started crushing the engineers with his giant fists. Pearl and Amethyst were battling with the Garnet-Xenomorphs trying their best not to die. The Garnet-Xenomorphs began causing multiple shock waves on the ground, knocking them off their feet. Superman flew in and crushed them with super-strength. He then blasted them with a super heat vision attack, melting them.
Amethyst: Thanks.
Superman: Don't mention it.
Mabel: Niadra! Zagara! Kill the Gems!
Niadra and Zagara appeared. Pearl and Amethyst grew to the size of the two Queens. Amethyst attacked Niadra, the PredQueen, and Pearl battled Zagara, the second in command Queen.
Steven: Where is Garnet's body?
Mabel pointed over to Garnet. Steven picked it up and jammed a finger into her head. He began injecting a serum into her, making her into an ultimate necromorph. The skin was decayed into claws on the fingers, and blades growing from her wrists. He dropped the creature down on to the battle, and she started to shred through the Yautja warriors. She slowly approached Isaac from behind. Isaac whipped around, firing his two plasma cutters directly at her. She began to sway and duck at speeds that left holograms in multiple directions(similar to an Agent from the Matrix) dodging the plasma shots.
Dipper and Toothless blew through the floor of the ship.
Dipper: Let's go, Toothless!
Dipper used his weapons to attack the engineers while Toothless used his claws and tail to attack the Engineers. Toothless blasted a hole in the floor, leading to the generator. Dipper threw his self destruct device into the generator, boarded Toothless, and flew out of the ship as it exploded.
The Autobots and Decepticons continued to battle each other along the streets, blasting each other and cutting each other with their weapons.
Godzilla and King Ghidorah continued to tackle each other about, throwing each other around and blasting each other.
Ghidorah: Why do you fight for this planet? What has it ever done for you?
Godzilla: They may have angered me beyond all belief, but this is still my home. And I won't stand by while evil destroys the planet.
He threw Ghidorah far away and blasted his heads off, killing Ghidorah.
Steven: Oh no!
Amethyst: Nothing holding this guy back now! Let 'em have it!
Godzilla unleashed his spiral heat ray on the army, burning them down to an absolute crisp.
Steven: This isn't happening!
Mabel: What do we do now?
Steven: I. I. I don't...
He was suddenly punched square in the face by his Garnet-Necromorph.
Steven: What are you doing?
Garnet: You can't control a Gem. I'm remembering who I am!
The last of the necromorphs, xenomorphs, and engineers were finally killed.
Dipper: It's over.
Mabel: Let's get out of here!
She was suddenly pulled back by her tail.
Garnet: Where are you going? We still have something for you.
Dipper threw the electron carpet down, and the Queen in Mabel'a body began rubbing her feet on the carpet, building up an electric shock. Garnet swung her to bring her face up to the Queen. She touched Mabel on the nose, switching their bodies. Mabel was back in her body and the Queen was back in the Empress's body. Mabel slowly woke up looking around.
Mabel: I'm back? I'm back!
Dipper reverted to his human form.
Dipper: Mabel? What is the last thing you remember?
Mabel: I remember just doing some terrible things. What happened?
Dipper: I'll tell you on the way back.
Garnet: We still have the matter with Steven.
Mabel: Who? Wait. Where's mom?
Everyone was silent.
Mabel: Where is she?
Dipper: Here's the thing...
Dipper explained the whole story.
Mabel: And I killed mom?
Dipper: Yeah. It's not your fault. You were under another influence.
Mabel: Yeah. Right.
They heard a sonic boom.
Pearl: Steven's retreating back to our home!
Amethyst: Let's go after him.
Garnet: Thanks for your help. We'll send these guys home.
Dipper: No. No. Thank you. Without you I wouldn't have gotten my sister back.
Garnet: Glad to help.
Finn: We should do this more often.
Jake: Yeah man. That was awesome.
Goku: If you know me, I love a good fight.
Godzilla let out a massive victory roar.
Superman: Just know that whenever there is trouble, you'll always have us to help you.
Batman: Sometimes you'll have me. Sometimes.
Stan: This is one freak show. If the Mystery shack was still up, we could charge people millions to see these guys.
Soos: Thanks again dudes. You guys are awesome.
Wendh: I agree with that guy.
They waved goodbye to their new friends as they all left.
Empress: Thank you, for helping me get my body back. I think I won't kill you.
Dipper: Really? Thank you.
The Empress buried into the ground with her minions, leaving the Pines be.
Dipper: So. What's the plan for tomorrow?
Everyone just started laughing.
THE END