SEED: The Blooper Files

Uh, miss? Stop sitting on me. o.o

VM: Damnit, what has my head concocted THIS time?

Takeshi: Something downright bizarre, that much is for sure.

Shinn: BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE AT THAT MOMENT!

VM: Brain's wacky. Sorry, Shinn, but you'll have to deal with that.

Shinn: FFFFFUUUUUU—

VM: Aaaanyway, off we go to the next installment of...

SEED: THE BLOOPER FILES!

Shinn: I'm not gonna like this one bit…

Phase 1: Stellar Dances, Take 1

Auel: Seriously, she looks like a complete idiot doing all that!

Sting: Deal with it; it's what she wants to do. (Sting walks onward.)

(In the meantime, Stellar dances her way off camera and knocks over a few props. And then accidentally shows everything under her skirt to Vino and Shinn. Oops.)

Sting: (Quickly turns to see the damage) Oh, damnit!

VM: STELLAR!

Stellar: …Stellar did nothing wrong…right?

VM: YOU DID DO SOMETHING WRONG!

Stellar: (She promptly looks over at the fallen props.) …Whoops…

Shinn, Vino: Urm…that's not all.

VM: KEEP YOUR DIRTY THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF, YOU TWO!

Shinn, Vino: YIPE!

Lacus: I'm starting to question why we made this installment to begin with.

Kira: So am I.

Murrue: I do not want to be tortured for another 50 episodes. I do not want to be tortured for another 50 episodes.

Athrun, Cagalli: None of us do. (facepalm)

Mu: …Why do I have to wear this thing…WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

Rau: (sniggers at Mu's predicament only to get shot at by VM) Oh, (redacted) off, I'm not even under your management anymore!

VM: You are – for several other episodes. (He rolls his eyes.)

Rau: (Redacted) you, Fukuda. (Redacted) you.

VM: Anyway, CUT! -.-

Phase 32: Stellar's Death, Post Destruction of Destroy, Take 6

(Shinn segues into his tortured scream as planned out in the scene.

…Unfortunately his voice breaks somewhere.)

Shinn: (coughhackwheeze) Ow, ow, my throat…

VM: (facepalm) Jesus (redacted) Christ, I thought we had you trained for that.

Shinn: Two whole hours of screaming isn't what I call practice!

Kira: I thought it was effective enough. (facepalms as well)

Shinn: Well, it wasn't, you doorknob!

Stellar: Can Stellar open her eyes now? Shinn's holding Stellar in the wrong places…

Shinn: U-Uh…

VM: CUT, DAMNIT, CUT!

Phase 32: Stellar's Death, Post Destruction of Destroy, Take 265 (after a lot of broken voice moments, and Stellar opening her eyes when she shouldn't have, and Kira 'accidentally' pulling the trigger on them at one point [He says it's an accident, but I think he got annoyed by Shinn's screaming])

(Cue tortured scream. Cue the Freedom Gundam flying off – and subsequently, Shinn carrying Stellar back towards Impulse.

The dumb (redacted) trips over a rock and lands on her, face-first in her CHEST at that.)

Shinn: Uhh…

Stellar: … (She cracks an eye open and looks. And then she glares. And then she punches him.)

Shinn: OWW!

VM: OH, (REDACTED), YOU TWO!

Lunamaria: This is getting way out of hand. We should've stopped before it went in this direction. (Sigh.)

Meyrin: No kidding…and I didn't want to interfere in Athrun's love life to begin with, but nooooo, he had to stick me in with him for the finale. Fukuda's a real jerk.

Athrun: Directors are always jerks—(he gets glared at by VM…and starts having second thoughts about that statement.) …Er, 80 percent of the time—(even more intense glare.) …HALF THE TIME.

Cagalli: Why are we still putting up with this anyway?

VM: Because (redacted) you.

Cagalli: …Not funny, Vengeful Moon. Not. Funny.

Lacus: Erm, cameraman? Cut.

Moron + Chainsaw = …wait a minute. How is that related to this whole fic?