oneirataxia - (n.) inability to distinguish dreams or fantasy from real life [Greek]
Gilderoy Lockhart grinned at the mirror, flashing those pearly whites that won him the Witch Weekly Most-Charming-Smile Award five years in a row. His Order of Merlin ribbon was lovingly set on the wall next to the glass. He carefully undid his curlers and began to brush his hair, counting one hundred for each side of his head.
He sighed softly. Yes, he really was something, but it took an awful lot of work, between keeping himself fit and faking all of those famous exploits. But ah, was it ever rewarding! After all, no pain, no gain, he always said. One could hardly expect to be the most famous person in the Wizarding world if you weren't going to put in the effort to earn it!
He finished brushing his hair and smiled at the mirror again. "How do I look?"
"Perfect as always, Mr. Lockhart!" the mirror gushed in a high, girlish voice.
Nodding with satisfaction, he turned to go answer his fan mail, humming to himself as he went.