Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX, nor do I own Disney.
Zane continued to hold out Pinocchio and used him as a guide through the last few miles through the Epcot Center caverns. Atticus and Aster followed close behind, getting ready for their final confrontation.
"Well, this is it… in just a little while, we're gonna be going one-on-one with Walt Disney! In a way… I'm kinda excited!" Aster said with a smile.
"Me too! It's going to be no holds barred when I get my hands on that damn mouse! You know, I never liked Disney… I've always been a Warner Brothers fan! I only watched the movies for the Princess… and my mom made me watch them with Alexis…" Atticus responded.
"Then… we'll be the ones to end the Disney empire… we'll be remembered!" Aster said.
"Damn straight man! However… there's one problem…" Attticus said as he pointed behind him.
Zane glanced over his shoulder. "What the fuck? Are they STILL arguing back there?! They sound like a bunch of fuckin' high school girls!"
Behind Aster and Atticus, Jaden and Chazz were at each other's throats, arguing.
"Jaden, would you stop acting like a big fuckin' crybaby?! That mirror was USELESS!!" Chazz said.
"THE MIRROR ISNT WHAT HAS ME UPSET!! IT'S YOU!!" Jaden shot back.
"Look you son of a shit! I had to do SOMETHING! That mirror was bizarre and USELESS!" Chazz shot back at Jaden.
"CHAZZ!! I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING!!"
"PLEASE!! YOU WERE ABOUT AS CONFUSED AS THE TIME WE WERE LOST IN THAT FUCKIN' WEIRD ASS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE LOOKING FOR JESSE!!"
"I WAS NOT!! YOU ARE SUCH A GOD DAMN LIAR!!"
"How long are they gonna keep this shit up!? We might as well blow a fuckin' tuba and announce to Disney that we're here!" Aster said.
"Geez, so much for a sneak attack." Atticus said.
"If I wanted to listen to a soap opera, I'd fuckin' watch Days of our Lives!" Zane said.
"I love that show!" Pinocchio said.
Zane slapped the puppet across the head with his free hand. "Shut the FUCK UP!! I did NOT give you permission to talk!! Break the rules again and your ass is food for my Chimeratech Overdragon!!"
"…yes sir…" Pinocchio said weakly.
Jaden pointed at Chazz. "LOOK!! I'M THE ONE WHO CARRIES THIS DAMN SHOW!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I RUN THINGS, NO ONE'S ASKING YOU TO STAY!!"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA, MAN!! YOU ALMOST GOT US STUCK IN THE FUCKIN' JAPANESE VERSION OF OUR SHOW!!" Chazz shouted.
"BUT I GOT US BACK HERE SAFE AND SOUND, DIDN'T I?!"
"AND IF IT WERENT FOR ME, YOUR STUPID ASS WOULD HAVE US TRAPPED IN THE DAMN DUTCH VERSION!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT CHAZZ?! YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BECOMING A PAIN IN THE…"
"IN THE WHAT, HUH BITCH!? THE WHAT?!"
"HEY ASSHOLES!!" Zane shouted.
Jaden and Chazz looked at him. Zane pointed at the large double doors in front of them. "We're here!" he said.
"This is it… behind that door lies the mastermind of the Disney Empire…" Atticus said.
"Right! Let's bust in there and kick some ass!!" Chazz said.
"I agree!" Aster said.
"This is how this is gonna go down." Zane said. "We bust in there and knock a few heads. When things start to get rough or we reach the Disney Brain, bring out your best monsters. Got it?"
The boys nodded.
"…I was gonna suggest that…" Jaden said quietly.
"Hold on…" Aster said. "What if they have sentry guns or something posted against the walls?! We bust in there and we'll all get asses full of bullets!"
"That's a good point… we gotta send in a decoy." Atticus said.
All 5 boys looked slowly at Pinocchio. "Mommy…" the little wooden puppet moaned.
Inside the room, the fluid inside Walt Disney's tanks bubbled. Mickey looked over at his master.
"Master… I something wrong?" he asked.
"… They're here."
"H-how do you know? Do you sense them with your extremely smart intuition?"
"They are… talking outside… the door… how can you not hear their loud asses?!"
Suddenly, the double doors shot open and Pinocchio flew inside the room, screaming all the while. It was obvious that the poor puppet was thrown inside. Lead by Jaden, the boys busted into the room, wielding their weapons, and Zane bringing up the rear with the Cyber End Dragon peeking inside. (Yeah, it was too big to fit inside the room).
"Hahaha! Welcome!" Mickey said. Atticus ran over, grabbed Mickey by the collar of his robe, and pinned him against the wall. He used his free hand to point his gun at Mickey's head. "DON'T YOU SPOON FEED ME THAT INNOCENT BULLSHIT ACT!! I'M GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONCE!! AND IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME CORRECTLY, THE LAST SOUND YOU'RE EVER GONNA HEAR IS GOING TO GOING TO BE THE SOUND OF THIS FUCKIN' MACHINE GUN GOIN OFF IN YOUR DAMN BRAINS!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SISTER?!"
"…And the Sacred Beast cards!!" Chazz shouted.
"Uhh… a little help…" Mickey said, sweating.
"HEY!" Walt shouted. "That is NO way for guests in MY secret base to behave!!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Zane said. "You're already on the verge of getting your damn life support system shut off, so I'd shut the fuck up if I were you!!"
Pinocchio ran over to the Brain. "I'm so sorry master! I didn't want to bring them here, but I had no choice!! I …"
"It's ok child." Walt said. "I WANTED them to come here."
"Oh did you now? You mean you WANTED us to whoop that ass?!" Aster said.
"If I can recall correctly, we have the girl… AND the cards… AND a few friends you might be interested in. So if I didn't know any better, I'd say that WE are the ones calling the shots. If you want to see that girl, I suggest you let my mouse go." Walt said.
Atticus grew angry. "Don't tell me what to do, you gigantic lump of shit!! If you don't tell us, we''ll level you're ENTIRE Disney Empire until we fuckin find her!!"
"We went this far and found you, didn't we?!" Jaden said, chiming in.
"HOW CAN I GET HER IF I CANT FUCKIN' MOVE?!" Mickey said.
"Atticus." Zane said.
Atticus growled. "I swear, if you pull something funny…" he then lowered the gun and released his grip on Mickey.
"Go on Mickey… the time has come for us to… negotiate. Bring them in." Walt said.
Mickey left the room in another door that was against the right wall. Atticus quickly pointed the gun at the Brain. "I should turn you're monkey ass into putty!!"
"You'd be wise to watch those threats. After all, there's a nova bomb hidden in this room. Kill me and we'll all be going to hell together." Walt said.
"… Aint that a bitch." Jaden said.
"You evil asshole…" Chazz said.
"Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Princeton." Walt said.
A few moments later, Mickey entered the room again. Behind him was Alexis, Syrus, Bastion, Hassleberry, and Chancellor Sheppard.
"THE HELL!?" Zane shouted.
"Chancellor Sheppard?!" Jaden said.
"Syrus!? Bastion!? Hassleberry?! How did you guys get here?!" Atticus asked.
"We… um…" Syrus said, in a shy tone.
"Well… you see…" Bastion said in the same tone.
"… We got jumped by some boys wearin' pajamas…" Hassleberry said.
"DAMMIT HASSLEBERRY!!" Bastion shouted.
"YOU FUCKIN' LIARS!!" Alexis shouted. "You told me you jumped by men! Big, buff, burly men!!" She shook her head and laughed. "… Pussies!"
"Hey! There were like, thousands of them!" Syrus said.
"That's right!! We couldn't even move! They were like… barely shorter than Syrus!" Bastion said.
"Hey!" Syrus said, offended.
"I'm just playing guys! Lighten up!" Alexis laughed. Atticus ran over and hugged his sister.
"EXCUSE ME!!" Walt said. "Can we get back to the matter at hand here?!"
"So… how did you get here, Chancellor?" Jaden asked, ignoring Walt.
"Well… I also got jumped. But it was by some boy wearing baggy pants and spiky hair… and he was holding a large key. Donald Duck and Goofy were with him. They said that Walt wanted to have an important meeting with me. I refused, of course, then they attacked me… and threatened to rape me if I didn't go! I had no choice, you see…" Sheppard explained.
Suddenly, Donald busted through the door. "THAT'S A GOD DAMN LIE!!" he shouted, talking fast as usual. He continued to shout, but Mickey strutted slowly over to the door and closed it with his foot.
"DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANT ME TO SEND US ALL TO KINGDOM COME?! BECAUSE I'LL DETONATE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!" Walt shouted.
"OK OK, We're sorry! Fuck!" Aster said.
"Ok brain… what do you want from us?!" Sheppard said.
"Thought you'd never ask. But you know what? This is hardly the place to discuss such a delicate matter… why don't we talk over dinner?" Walt said.
"WHAT?! The GX cast said in unison.
"Are you out of you're fuckin' mind?!" Zane asked.
"HELL YEAH!!" Jaden said. "LETS EAT!! I'M STARVING!!"
"JADEN!!" Alexis said.
"They could be trying to poison us, you stupid fuck!" Chazz said.
"What?! NO!" Walt said. "Food is one thing we hear at Disney take VERY seriously."
"You heard him!" Jaden said, smiling.
"Yeah! I'm hungry too! Let's eat!" Syrus said.
"10-4, soldiers!!" Hassleberry said in agreement.
Atticus slapped his forehead. "I cannot believe this shit…."
Mickey pressed a button on the wall, and the secret base suddenly turned into an elegant ballroom. A large rectangular table was placed in the middle of the room. A chandelier dropped down from the ceiling. Everyone looked around, shocked.
"Ok, is anyone else creeped out?" Hassleberry asked.
Suddenly, fancy chairs ran from out of nowhere and rammed into each GX member, to where they were each sitting down in them.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Chazz said.
Sheppard, Jaden, Atticus, Chazz, Aster, Zane, Alexis, Syrus, Bastion, and Hassleberry were facing the table. On the other side, Walt sat in the middle, with Goofy, Mickey, Minnie, and Donald sitting on the sides of him.
"I hope you don't mind, but my other trusted advisors will be joining us. I'm sure you all know Goofy, Minnie, and Donald?" Walt asked.
"How could we not, smart ass!?" Zane said.
"Now now!" Minnie said. "That is NO kind of language to use at the dinner table!!"
"Hey! Where's the food?!" Jaden asked.
"Coming right up, Monsieur!"
"Huh?" Jaden asked. He looked in front of him to see a candle with 2 other holders and a face looking at him. "GREAT GLOBS OF SHIT!!" he shouted as he feel back in his chair. He quickly got up and ran to the other side of the room. "THAT CANDLE HAS A FUCKIN' FACE!!"
"Oh HELL naw!" Chazz said. "The Chazz isn't eating off any enchanted dinnerware!"
"That goes double for me!" Syrus said.
"Now now. I can assure you that none of your eating utensils will talk to you." Walt said.
"AND WATCH YOU'RE FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!!" Minnie shouted. "…Shit…!"
Jaden slowly walked back to his chair and sat down.
Lumiere hopped to the center of the table and got everyone's attention. "Ma chere Mademoiselle and monsiers, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!"
He then began to sing, "Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test! Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie (he ties a napkin around Alexis' neck) and we'll provide the rest Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres, Why we only live to serve! Try the grey stuff!"
Jaden sings, "It's delicious!"
Lumiere sings again. "Don't believe me? Ask the dishes, they can sing, they can dance after all, this is France! And a dinner here is never second best!! Go on, unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll be our guest, oui, our guest be our guest!!"
Lumiere and various dishes and appliances began to sing, "Beef ragout, Cheese soufflé, Pie and pudding "en flambe"! We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret! You're alone and you're scared but the banquet's all prepared! No one's gloomy or complaining while the flatware's entertaining! We tell jokes! I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks!"
Everyone, including the GX cast sang, "And it's all in perfect taste! That you can bet come on and lift your glass, you've won your own free pass to be out guest!"
(And basically, they sang the whole song).
After the song, the GX cast looked at one another.
"Dude… how the FUCK did they get us to sing?!" Aster asked Zane.
"I'm more afraid of how the hell we knew the damn words that that entire song!" Zane said back.
"I told you… Disney is evil and it needs to be destroyed!" Atticus said quietly.
"NOW THEN!" Walt said. "Now that the entertainment is over and the food is here, lets toast!" A mechanical hand emerged from the computer database that was holding up Walt's brain tank. It picked up a glass of wine, along with Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Minnie.
"Should we?" Alexis asked.
"What choice do we have?" Sheppard said.
The GX crew lifted their glasses as well.
"All of us together like this, having dinner… lets toast… to friendship!" Walt said.
"Hey Brain-Boy! Do you see Tea Gardner sitting at this fuckin' table?" Jaden asked.
"You better toast to something else!" Zane said.
"Ok, fine. Have it your way. To our homelands!" Walt said.
"Ok, that works." Sheppard said.
The Disney side drank up, but the GX side was still iffy.
"You can drink now, ya know? A-huyck!" Goofy laughed.
"Bullshit." Atticus said.
"There's probably poison in this shit." Aster said.
"Look, if you're going to keep disrespecting our food like this, I'll just kill you all right now! Would you like that!?" Walt said, irritated.
"EXCUSE ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE MATTER IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Bastion shouted.
"Like I said! If I wanted you all dead, I would have nuke Academy Island a LONG time ago!! The food and drink is NOT poisoned!! I insist!" Walt said.
Sheppard looked at his students. "He's right… just do it."
Everyone downed the drinks and looked at one another.
"Hey I guess he was telling the truth…" Alexis said.
"AAAAGGGGHHHH!!" Syrus shouted. he dropped out of the chair and on the floor and began twitching around like crazy.
"SYRUS!!" the GX crew shouted. Jaden, being the first one up, ran over to Syrus, followed by the others.
"OH MY GOD!!" Disney shouted.
"WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED!?" Mickey asked.
"YOU LYING ASS SON OF A BITCH!!" Sheppard shouted at Disney.
Suddenly, Syrus looked up and smiled. "Just kidding!" he said.
The GX cast goaned and began to stomp on poor Sy.
"Not funny, Private!" Hassleberry shouted.
"Dammit Sy!" Alexis said, not knowing why she was laughing. It wasn't long before the entire GX crew was laughing.
"That was NOT funny!" Walt said. Suddenly, sentry guns appeared out of the wall. "Pull some shit like that again and I'll melt all you're god damn heads off!!"
"Whatever, bitch." Aster said.
And soon, everyone was eating. As Disney promised, none of the food was poisoned.
"And now…" Disney said out of the blue. "I suppose you're all wondering why I wanted you here."
"Nah, REALLY?! YA THINK!?" Chazz said out of sarcasm.
"I was doing some research… I suppose you've heard of the Trinity Hour, Mr. Sheppard?" Disney said.
"Of course… that old incident that happened during Survivor! Duelist Style!" Sheppard said. (Note: That was my very first fan fic that I ever posted.)
"Yes well… I learned from Artemis' mistake…"
"Hold on! I know about that! Doesn't the Trinity Hour happen once every 10 thousand years?" Bastion asked.
"Correct. But there's ANOTHER Trinity Hour." Disney said. "... it's called, the Celestial Hour."
"That… doesn't sound good…" Syrus said.
"It happens when the moons of light and darkness align, every 5,000 years." Disney said. He lined up a melon and two oranges in an arrangement that looked like mouse ears.
"The hell?!" Atticus said.
"Now, my friends, you see where I got the idea for Mickey Mouse! AND The company logo!" Disney laughed.
"Those damn mouse ears represent the Celestial Hour!" Zane said.
"Precisely! Now you're catching on!" Disney said. "However, not just any person can inheirit the powers of the Celestial Hour. One has to own 51 of the world… and that's where you all come in…"
"You want us to give you the rights to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX so you can own that last 51, huh?!" Sheppard said.
"Yes! And since I know you wont just hand it over, I want to… CHALLENGE you to a duel!" Disney said.
Jaden quickly jumped out of his chair. "YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF BALLS CHALLENGING US TO A GAME OF DUEL MONSTERS!!"
"Not a card game, dipshit!" Disney said. "Sit your ass down! Anyways, I mean I challenge you to a no-holds-barred all out brawl!! A fight!! A tournament as you were! A 13-man elimination tournament!"
"As in… a fist fight?" Aster asked.
"Yes! See, I cant steal it for you. I have to win those rights fair and square! And I figure we'll beat you all in a fight AND take them from you! Kill two birds with one stone!"
Sheppard grew angry.
"So here's the deal: If a miracle were to occur and Yu-Gi-Oh! GX wins, I'll give up and never bother you again! I'll even have Mickey pull the life support system and send my happy-ass to the afterlife! If we win, however, you sign over ALL rights to Yu-Gi-Oh to the Walt Disney Company!! What do you say?" Disney said.
Sheppard looked at the students. "What do you all think?" he asked.
"HELL YEAH!!" Jaden shouted.
"LETS DO IT!!" Atticus said.
"THE CHAZZ STILL WANTS TO KICK SOME DISNEY ASS!!" Chazz said.
"There is a catch!" Disney said. "You all are banned from using those Duel Disks! You got to fight us fair and square! With your own power! Without those cheating ass cards!"
"WHAT?!" the GX said said.
"That's a fuckin' handicap!" Aster said.
"No Deal!" Jaden said.
"What's the matter? A second ago you were all raring to go! Now look at you! Take away those cards and you turn into a bunch of frightened bitches!" Disney taunted.
"Ex-CUSE ME?!" Alexis said. "Who the FUCK are you calling a bitch?!"
"Fine asswipe!" Atticus said. "We wont use our cards, but be expecting weapons up the yin yang!"
"Whatever." Disney said.
" Ok then… you have a deal, Disney! But don't think you're going to defeat us! You'll never carry out this sick, twisted plan!" Sheppard said. Walt's mechanical hand extended towards Sheppard, and they both shook on the deal.
"It's done!! The tournament will be in the Athena Coliseum one month from today! You'd better bring you're A-game, because we are playing for keeps!!"
"We're gonna kick your ho-asses so hard, you wont know what hit you!" Jaden said.
"And now that the deal is complete, I thank you for joining me for dinner! And now, my friends, get the FUCK out of my secret lair!" Disney said. A large gun emerged from the wall and zapped the GX cast! With a flash, the disappeared!
"Mickey!" Walt said.
"Yes sir?" Mickey said.
"Gather the best fighters Disney has to offer. We are gonna DECIMATE those Yu-Gi-Oh! fucks!"
"Yes sir! But if you ask me, I think a month is too much time!"
"I know, I know. If it were up to me, I would have made that tournament today. But I must stall for the Celestial Hour. Plus, those bitches cant fight for shit outside their little card games!!" The fluids in Walt's tank began to boil. "THIS IS GOING TO BE EASIER THAN SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Minnie all chimed in! they all laughed for an hour.
"…aahhh, funny." Walt said. "Ok… who's changing my fluids today?"
Donald, Goofy, and Minnie looked at one another, then bolted out the room.
"…God dammit…" Mickey said, annoyed.
X X X X X X
Academy Island… the home of Duel Academy. All the students were going about their daily classes, forgetting about the whole Disney incident going on. Suddenly, in the middle of the walkway that leads to the school, Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, Chazz, Alexis, Atticus, Aster, Zane, Bastion, and Chancellor Sheppard appeared in a puff of smoke. The students, started at first, crowded around the group.
"What the hell?" Atticus said. Everyone looked around and noticed where they are.
"Disney warped us back to Duel Academy!" Sheppard said.
"Hang on! This could be some kind of trap!" Chazz said. He walked over to a random Obelisk Blue student and grabbed him by his collar. "WHATS MY NAME, BITCH!? SAY IT!!"
"Ch-Chazz… yo-you're Chazz Princeton!!" The frightened student said.
"NOT MANJOUME, RIGHT?!" Chazz shouted.
"N-no!!"
"WHAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE?!"
"C-CHAZZ IT UP!!"
Chazz let the student go, then rallied the other kids. "ALL OF YOU!! THE CHAZZ HAS RETURNED!! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!!"
"CHAZZ IT UP!! CHAZZ IT UP!! CHAZZ IT UP!! CHAZZ IT UP!! CHAZZ IT UP!!" The students all cheered.
Alexis slapped her forehead. "I hate that retarded ass cheer!" she said.
"Yeah. I like Manjoume Thunder personally." Syrus said.
Chazz returned to the group. "Ok. We're back in our version."
Atticus looked around. "Chazz just punked out this group. You know what that means?"
"Yeah. None of these bitches are going to be our fighters for the tournament." Zane said.
"Yeeeeeep." Aster said.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Chancellor Sheppard said. "I want you all to join me in my office tomorrow after class. Understand?"
"Sure." Jaden said.
Jesse, Axel, and Jim ran up to everyone.
"You're back!! We wondered what happened! We were worried when you disappeared, sir!" Jesse said to Sheppard.
"Yes, I'd like to apologize. That alarm that went off was a set up to separate us. I got jumped by Disney Spies."
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!! I knew it!!" Axel said.
"Well the important thing is you blokes are back! So I take it this Disney thing is resolved?" Jim asked.
"Nope. Not by a long shot. Come on, we'll explain everything back at the Slifer Dorm." Jaden said.
"Sorry. This is where I draw the line." Zane said. He began to walk away. "I had the misfortune of walking in that nasty ass dorm once. That shit isn't happening again."
"Me too. I already had to walk around some fuckin caves for Ra knows how long. I'll be damned if I go in those stank ass Slifer Dorms." Aster said.
"Oh it is NOT that bad!" Syrus said.
And with that, Everyone went back to the Slifer Red dorm to plan for the tournament. Along the way they explained the situation to Axel, Jim, and Jesse.
"That sounds fuckin' DOPE!" Axel said. "I can use my warrior skillz on them damn Disney bitches!! I'm in!!"
"Me too! And count Shirley in too!" Jim said, pointing at the large alligator on his back.
"And that goes double for me!" Jesse said. "But the problem is… how can we fight Disney without our cards?"
"Well I know some people who know some people who slept with some people… I'll make a few calls and we'll have some weapons… give us a fighting chance." Atticus said.
"Anyways…" Bastion said. He sat at the table with a list. "We have all of us… plus Jesse, Jim, and Axel… but we're still lacking one fighter."
"You're right. And I don't know anyone else who'd wanna fight with us against Disney… WAIT! Where did Adrian go?" Atticus asked.
Jesse, Jim, and Axel looked at one another.
"Got me… that fool bolted." Axel said.
"Yeah… come to think of it I haven't seen his purple haired carcuss around for a while." Jim said.
"Well fuck! Looks like we're assed out!" Chazz said.
"Think maybe we'll have to fight 2 battles or something?" Syrus asked.
"Leave it to me, fellers!" Jesse said. Everyone looked at him. "I've been talking to someone who's just as determined as the next anti-Disney fighter who wants to help us fight in this here tourney!"
"What?! Wait, he's HERE?!" Atticus asked.
"Is he a student or something?" Alexis asked.
"Yep!" Jesse said.
"Sorry Jess, but I find that VERY hard to believe." Jaden said.
"It's the truth, Jay! And SHE'S here right now!" Jesse said. He walked over to the door. Everyone looked at one another.
"…A Sheila?" Jim asked.
"A girl other than Alexis wants to get her hands dirty?" Bastion asked.
"Yep! Here she is!" Jesse said. As soon as he opened the door, Blair walked inside and glared right at Jaden with a huge smile that would light up a room.
"Hi Everyone!! HI MY LITTLE JUDAI!!" she said.
"BLAIR?!" Everyone said in unison.
"Oh HELL NAW!!" Jaden shouted as he jumped out of his chair. "JESSE, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BRINGING HER IN MY PRESENCE!? IN MY LINE OF SIGHT?!"
"Sorry Jay, but we need all the help we can get, and you know it." Jesse said.
"HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?!" Syrus said, trying to stand in Jaden's face.
"Back up, Sy. Didn't you hear me? I said SECOND best friend!" Jaden said back.
"YOU LIAR!!" Syrus said.
"Look, you KNOW you're my best friend! You're the first person I ever met here! Now, go eat your Frosted Flakes." Jaden said, pointing at the table. Syrus stormed over in anger over to the table, poured a bowl of Frosted Flakes, and began to eat. Foolishly letting his guard down, Blair ran over and hugged Jaden.
"I MISSED YOU SOOO MUCH!! HOW WAS YOUR TRIP!?" She said.
Jaden screamed. "CODE RED!! CODE RED!! SHE'S TOUCHING ME!! SHE'S FUCKIN' TOUCHING ME!! SOMEONE GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!!"
Everyone laughed as they watched the scene.
"Awwwwww, isn't that cute!" Atticus said.
"NO!" Alexis shouted. she stormed over and pulled Blair off of Jaden. "Stop that shit! What kind of female are you?!"
"One who knows what she wants!" Blair said.
"Whatever." Alexis said as she dragged Blair to the other side of the room.
It was then that a little light bulb went off over Jaden's head. (Which was a first). "You know Blair, I bet you're hungry!" Jaden asked.
"I am kinda." Blair said, smiling at him.
"Well, why don't I go and get you something to eat from the cafeteria! What would you like?" Jaden asked.
"Spaghetti!!" Blair said happily.
"Ok! Stay here and I'll go get it for you!" Jaden said. He quickly ran out of the room.
Atticus, Alexis, Syrus, Chazz, Hassleberry, Bastion, Axel, Jesse, and Jim all lookd at one another.
"Why's he being so nice to her?" Bastion asked.
"Because we're in love, silly!" Blair said.
"That boy's about to do somethin' fucked up!" Axel said.
Jaden quickly ran to the academy, but his first trip wasn't the cafeteria. He ran into the janitor's closet. He came out a second later holding a can of rat poison. Next he ran over to the cafeteria and got a bowl of spaghetti from Dorothy. He quickly ran back to the Red Dorm and inside his room, where Atticus and the group was still planning how they were going to fight Disney without their cards. He grabbed an old can of parmesan cheese and transferred the rat poison into it. Be began to shake the powder into the spaghetti with a villainous look on his face. He looked up at Blair, who was, as expected, staring at him lovingly. She winked at him and blew him a kiss with just her lips, then smiled again. Jaden cringed as he began to shake the can like crazy, completely covering the spaghetti in rat poison.
"Sorry guys, but we're gonna have to find another fuckin' team mate!! Blair's about to meet with an untimely end!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!" Jaden thought. He quickly ran over and put the spaghetti in the microwave.
"So we're in agreement…" Chazz said. "… Unless we get those weapons from Atticus' source, we're fucked!"
Axel pulled out his Duel Disk. "Fuck dat shit! Imma be firing this bad boys like we were in da hood!"
"We cant have any Duel Disks present, dude." Atticus said.
"Are you shittin' me?!" Axel said, shocked.
"Unfortunately not." Alexis said.
"God dammit! We really ARE fucked! Unless I use my soldier tactics!" Axel said.
"10-4! I'll use the skills I learned when they sent my ass to Nam!" Hassleberry said.
"You did NOT go to Nam, you fuckin' liar!!" Syrus said.
"You better watch your ass there, Truesdale!" Hassleberry shot back. The friends had to immediately separate the two. Syrus began to swing wildly.
"I'M CRAZY, MAN!! I'M CRAZY!!" he shouted.
"Damn Sy! Save some of that energy for Disney!" Jesse laughed.
DING!
"ITS DONE!!" Jaden shouted. he quickly ran over and pulled the spaghetti out of the microwave, let it sit out for a few moments, then quickly ran it over to Blair. "Here you go… honey!"
"THANK YOU JUDAI!!" Blair shouted. she jumped up and kissed him on the lips. Jaden screamed, then ran over to the sink and began to wash his mouth out with water and soap and brush his teeth at the same time.
Blair sat down with her bowl of spaghetti and began to mix it around. Jaden watched with a huge grin on his face as she wrapped the noodles around her fork, then slowly started to put it in her mouth.
"DO IT!! DO IT BITCH!! EAT IT!! EAT IT!!" Jaden thought.
Suddenly, the school swat unit busted through the windows of the room and plowed through the door! It was enough to scare everybody, and causing Blair to drop her bowl on the ground!
Jaden dropped to his knees. "No… NO… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jaden shouted.
"GOD DAMMIT!! WHAT THE FUCK!?" Hassleberry shouted.
"WE JUST GOT THOSE FUCKIN' WINDOWS REPAIRED!!" Syrus shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS!?" Chazz shouted.
"What… don't you all think it's cool the way we come busting in here?! We want to make an entrance…" The leader said.
"YOU DO THIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME AND WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!" Alexis shouted.
"Sorry… anywyas… Sheppard wants to see you all in his office. He said it's regarding the tournament." The Swat Leader said.
"Couldn't you have fuckin' called that shit in, yo?! We all got cell phones, god dammit!" Axel shouted.
"Well… sorry… look, you need to see Sheppard! Right now! Pegasus is also there!" the leader said.
Everyone looked at one another, then bolted for the door, running towards Chancellor Sheppard's office. Poor Jaden was left on the ground, nearly in tears.
"The spaghetti… this cant be… THIS CANT BEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" he cried.
X X X X X X X
Jaden finally joined his friends in Chancellor Sheppard's office. Everyone crowded around his desk, where the Chancellor and Maximillion Pegasus, the creator of Duel Monsters, stood. Zane and Aster were there too!
"I filled Pegasus in on what was going on, and he knows exactly how to help!" Sheppard said happily.
"You got us some bad ass Voltron like suits to wear during the tournament, huh!? Like VWXYZ Dragon Cannon?!" Chazz said in an excited tone.
"…What?" Pegasus asked, confused.
Alexis slapped Chazz across his head. "Don't listen to him sir. He's fuckin' stupid."
"Ooohh…" Pegasus said. "Anyways, the reason we called you all here was to show you you're secret weapon against Disney!" Pegasus then rolled up his sleeves and revealed that he was wearing a Bio-Band.
"Oh HELL NAW!!" Jaden said. "I am NOT wearing that shit again!!"
"Me too! You workin' for Viper now or something?!" Chazz shouted.
"On the contrary!" Pegasus said. "I used the technology that Viper-boy used to create these things, then I forwarded the information to Kaiba-boy, then created a Human-Monster fusion system."
Everyone stared at Pegasus, dumbfounded. They then looked over at Bastion. He rolled his eyes at his friends. "Basically he tweeked the Bio-Bands so we can fuse with our monsters."
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Everyone said. There was commotion amongst the friends.
"That's bad ass!!" Aster said.
"You mean I can fuckin be Neos?!" Jaden said.
"Allow me to demonstrate." Pegasus said. He pulled out Toon Summoned Skull and inserted the card inside the Bio-Band. He ran and started bouncing off all the walls like a giant red pinball, then started to stretch his body all over the place. He stretched his head all the way over to where Alexis was standing. "HI!" he said.
Alexis shrieked, then slapped Pegasus in the head, sending it flying back to it's body. He took the card out and smiled. "See?! That's… what do you young kids say? Bomb diggity fresh?!"
Everyone looked at Pegasus with blank looks in their faces.
"Don't EVER say that shit again…" Axel said.
"Alright, enough games. Toss that shit this way." Zane said.
"Me too! Hook it up, Pegsy!" Hassleberry said.
"Better toss that shit this way!" Jaden said.
"Sorry. This is just the prototype. YOURE Bio-Bands are being created as we speak. I believe your friend Chumley-boy is helping out with them!"
"WHOA! REALLY!?" Syrus said happily.
"Sweetness! I wondered what his fat ass was up to! Tell him he'd better be there or I'll break my foot off in his ass… wait never mind… it might suck me in!" Jaden laughed.
Everyone laughed, as now they stood a chance against Walt Disney! Suddenly, a messenger appeared in the doorway.
"Special Delivery for an Atticus Rhodes?" the messenger said.
"Hey that's me! The weapons are here!" Atticus said.
"But brother… we don't need them anymore… we've got the best weapons possible!" Alexis said.
"And the best part is, they aren't Duel Disks, and technically we aren't using our cards!" Syrus said.
"THAT'S OK!! I'LL SIGN FOR THEM!!" Jaden said as he ran over to the messenger. A light once again went off over his head. (TWICE IN A ROW?! THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT FOR OUR JADEN!!)
"We've dropped off the package in front of the Slifer Red Dormitory." The messenger boy said as Jaden signed the clipboard.
"OH GEE!! SOMEBODY HAD BETTER GET TO THAT PACKAGE BEFORE THEY FALL INTO… THE WRONG HANDS!!" Jaden laughed maniacally. He looked as if he were starting to become the Supreme King again. He then dashed out of the office and ran towards the Slifer Red dorm at full speed.
"My Judai is SO hot when he's excited!" Blair said.
"Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to be good?" Syrus said.
"Oh you got that feeling too?" Jesse added.
What is Jaden planning to do with those weapons?!
And so, the plan has been revealed! Destroy the Disney Empire before the Celestial Hour! The fated battle beings in a month at the Athena Coliseum! Will our heroes be ready to face their most dangerous adversaries, or will the world bow before the Disney Empire? And what is Jaden planning to do with those weapons?! Tune in next chapter!!
Ok!! It's audience participation time!! Who do you want to see appear during the Athena Tournament Arc? (NOT the actual fight! I've alright got the 13 participants AND the outcome planned out.) Characters from other animes/cartoons?? Your own OC? Let me know and I'll add them to the story!! I've got school work AND I'm moving (again!) so you'll have plenty of time to pitch you're ideas to me! So help me make this story even better! And don't forget to R&R!!