The blonde walked through the temple, blushing slightly as all eyes were on him. They were getting married now, in the place where they first met. Deidara was wearing a white suit and Sasori a stunning black one. It felt a bit much to get so dressed up but they figured they'd only have this day once. The only audience was the rest of Akatsuki- out of the ones who would show anyway and their friend Masahiko- and Eiko of course! Deidara took Sasori's hand once he made it over to him, Tobi humming the "here comes the bride" song to make him even more uncomfortable.
"It isn't like you to be so shy, Deidara." Sasori commented and the bomber just nodded. "Yeah, just wearing these clothes and everyone exaggerating is making me uncomfortable." He shot a glance to Tobi who just cheered from the sidelines. "You better have something sweet to say to me, hm." Deidara squinted his eyes and the puppet nin just chuckled, "Of course. I told you I was the more artistic one." "Pffft, whatever, hm." The blonde said stubbornly. "Mine will be sure to make you cry." "That's not nice, brat." The other male teased. "I mean happy tears."
"Since I'm apparently going to be crying, I'll announce my vows first." Sasori announced to the small group, getting a pout from the blonde. Now if the red head didn't cry he would look like a complete fool! None the less Deidara listened intently, curious what Sasori would say about him. After taking the others hands in his own and squeezing them gently, he began to speak "I promise to encourage your compassion- because that's what makes you unique. You've never given up on me once, even though sometimes I may have deserved it. I may have briefly experienced parently love and I thought I'd never experience love again, never have another person care about me again but you're proof that thought is false." Deidara smiled lightly, feeling touched and happy already at his Danna's kind words. "I promise to nurture your dreams- because through them your soul shines." Sasori smirked then, "I dislike your art, but I'll always support you... I promise to help shoulder our challenges, for there is -nothing- we can't face together. I promise you eternal love and trust- for one lifetime with you could never be enough. This is my sacred vow to you, I love you, Deidara." Sasori then slipped the wedding ring onto Dei's finger.
A few tears escaped out of the blondes eyes and he let himself fall against his lover, resting his head over his shoulder. "Oh Danna! I love you too!" Deidara sobbed. Sasori rubbed his back comfortingly, "Deidara, don't cry... Everyone's watching you." "I know... It was just really sweet of you, hm... But I'm okay." He backed away then and wiped his eyes, smiling lightly. "Thank you, Danna. It made me really happy to hear that. I didn't think of anything in advance, that's just how I am though. You're the most important person to me and I never imagined I'd ever fall in love like this. I promise to love and take care of both you and Eiko for the rest of my life. It was shocking at first, but I'm so glad I could have a baby with you." He turned to Eiko lovingly before back to his husband. "I'll even admit art is sometimes eternal, because I love you and I think our love is art too. I give you everything I have- My Danna, my husband, I love you."
Deidara almost wished Sasori were a bit taller, so he could hide against him and avoid all the stares he was getting now as he put the wedding band on his new husbands finger. The blonde blushed bright red as his Danna leaned up to kiss him, the last action to prove he was his husband. Maybe it were because he was so happy but kissing Sasori just felt so much better than usual. His lips were so soft and gentle, not wanting to take things too far in front of the audience. Deidara kissed him back, full of love and devotion. After the kiss broke, he fell against the puppeteer. "I now pronounce you partners for life!" Masahiko said cheerfully, walking over and handing them their baby. Deidara took her gently, kissing her forehead. "We love you very much, Eiko."
Once the crowd cleared out, Sasori and Deidara sat down by one of the statues in the temple. Holding Eiko in his arms still, the blonde rested his head on his husbands shoulder. There was a lot they left out from a usual wedding ceremony but they thought getting married on its own conflicted with them being S-class criminals. Still, they loved each other and had been looking forward to this day ever since Sasori popped the question at the beach that time. "You were so scared when you asked me to marry you, hm." The blonde chuckled, thinking fondly at the memory. Pouting, Sasori just turned his face away stubbornly. "Yeah? It's not like I ask people to marry me every day." "You better not." Deidara pinched the other boys cheek jokingly before leaning in to kiss him.
"I wonder if Eiko will grow up to think art is eternal or fleeting, hmm." The blonde said thoughtfully, pulling away from his husbands lips and looking down at the little baby. Her crimson red hair was starting to grow out more and she just got cuter and cuter by the day. "Deidara, we just got married, I don't want to argue with you already." Sasori said, crossing his arms. "It's not like that. While I hope she agrees with me I'm not going to force her." He admitted. "It's up to her what she decides to believe." "Yeah." The red head agreed. "Danna, can we take my clay bird home? It would make me happy, hmmm." Deidara begged and the other just scoffed, "Fine, but I'm on top when we get back." His lips formed to a smirk. "Of course, I wouldn't want it any other way, hm."
Sasori wrapped his arms around the blondes waist from the clay bird, not used to flying around himself- especially in his human form. It just meant if he were to fall... He clung on tighter to Deidara as the trees and buildings became smaller in the distance. Maybe he should have switched to his puppet body to make this less stressful. "You're holding on to me so tight, are you scared, Danna?" The blonde asked, seemingly amused by it. "Shut up, brat. I just don't fly often and you're so reckless I don't want you to get us killed." Sasori growled. "You don't have to get so mad, hm. It was just a simple question... I'll make sure you're safe, Danna." Deidara bragged. "Whatever." The red head said with irritation, "Just don't drop Eiko." The baby clung on tightly to her mommy but other than that she didn't even seem to notice the danger she was in.
The blonde made the bird go faster, his hair blowing back to whip Sasori in the face. "Isn't this fun, Danna, hm?" Deidara asked happily and the other boy just nodded, thinking of way more -funner- things he'd like to be doing... But it was their wedding night so he wanted Deidara to be happy too. It did warm his heart to see him all smiling like that though. "Are we almost there?" Sasori asked impatiently. "We should probably land away from the village to avoid attention." "I know, I know!" Deidara sighed childishly, making their landing in a forest nearby.
After making it in the house, the two put Eiko to bed and made their way to the bedroom. It didn't take long before their lips were locked and they were tugging at each others clothes. They had wanted this for so long. "D-danna!" Deidara whined when Sasori kissed down his neck, unbuttoning his suit to feel his chest. The sensation felt heavenly and he couldn't help but feel his arousal forming when the red head gave his nipples a quick pinch. He wrapped his legs around Sasori's waist as he took him over to the bed, climbing on top once he'd set Deidara down. "Sasori..." He moaned when his lover started kissing him over, removing the jacket and leaving him top bare.
Deidara reached for Sasori's jacket, tugging it off along with his shirt. The puppet nin went to remove his husbands pants, impatient at how long they were taking to get off. "I can't wait, Dei... Can we just skip to the real thing?" Sasori panted, rubbing his still concealed erection against the blondes. "Please take me now, Danna." Deidara begged, spreading his legs and wrapping them around the other boy. Without a moments hesitation, Sasori removed his own pants, placing his length against the others hole and pushing his way in. "I love you, Deidara..." He said quietly, making his way out and back in again, letting the blonde get used to him.
"I love you too, Sasori." Deidara replied, reaching out his arms and wrapping them around his husband's neck. Once his partner began to relax, Sasori's thrusts became quicker and soon the only sound to be heard was the wet slapping of skin and Deidara's panting. "Danna! Oh Danna! Please don't stop!" The blonde begged, pulling down tighter on his neck. "I'd be crazy to stop now." Sasori scoffed, the sound of his velvet voice further stimulating the bomber. "Kiss me!" Deidara ordered. Not being able to refuse, the red head leaned over and kissed his lips, still coming at him with full force from below. The puppeteer slipped his tongue into his lovers mouth, the double sensation of two muscles inside of the other boy almost driving him over the edge. Deidara kissed back eagerly, working himself closer, eager to have his partners penis as deep as possible.
"You're so good, Sasori no Danna..." The blonde panted, the small compliment enough to get the other boy to smirk. "Just for you, baby." He said seductively, kissing around Deidara's neck and jaw. The blonde closed his eyes briefly, enjoying his partners sweet touches. "Can I try something, Danna?" Deidara asked, "Don't worry, you're still seme. I just want to get in your lap." Obliging, Sasori pulled the other boy on his lap, thrusting upwards inside of him. His partner wrapped his arms around him and the red head did the same, their sweaty bodies clinging to each other as they burned for release. They'd never really tried other positions before- Sasori was usually always seme and Deidara always wanted to face him, feeling that doing it any other way wasn't passionate enough for him. "I'm gonna cum, Danna..." Deidara admitted. "Cum for me..." Sasori panted, feeling himself also close as well.
After a few more thrusts, the blonde came on their stomachs and Sasori soon released inside of him. When the mess was cleaned up, the two boys went under the covers and cuddled up. "It was amazing!" Deidara gushed, hugging his Danna as close as physically possible. "I agree." Sasori said quietly, getting squished against his husbands chest. "It's amazing we weren't interrupted." He added, thoughts on the infant that so often interrupted them to feed her or change her diaper. It was a huge mood kill having to change a dirty diaper but they loved their baby none the less. "Hmm... I miss my baby... Put your clothes on, I want to let her sleep with us." Groaning, the red head agreed, getting up to find his Akatsuki pants.
Once they were both dressed, Deidara went into Eiko's nursery, the red head following shortly behind. His eyes widened in fear and shock when he saw the crib gate was lowered and their baby was gone. "Danna! She's missing!" The blonde cried, shaking the tired red head until he fully understood what was going on. Deidara started trembling, "Not my baby! What if someone took her?" He held his hand up to his chest in fear, wondering what a stranger would do to his poor innocent Eiko.
"Calm down, Deidara... If someone got in they would've activated my door trap and got beheaded." Sasori explained calmly, making the blonde flinch. "What the hell, Danna? Why are you putting dangerous things around my baby?" "Precautions." He explained, leaving the nursery and looking around the house. "The crib was probably loose so the gate fell down, leaving her able to crawl somewhere. Just look around, she couldn't have gotten far." Deidara just pouted, feeling silly for jumping to conclusions... But still if she were crawling around she could have gotten hurt! "Eiko honey! Where are you, hm?" The blonde called around the house. Any other time she'd be bawling and now she was being quiet?
"Found her." Sasori said quietly, holding up the cooing baby to his husband. "Eiko!" Deidara exclaimed, taking her from him and snuggling her against his chest. He was so happy she was okay! "You scared me, please don't do that again, hm." He scolded while she just looked up at him innocently. "Well, that will be her last adventure for today because we're going to bed." The red head decided, getting ready to head back up stairs.
The three of them laid down with Eiko in the middle and a parent on either side. They were both the happiest they could be, now being officially married and having their family together. "Goodnight hubby!" Deidara exclaimed, leaning in to give the other a goodnight kiss. "Goodnight... and please don't call me hubby..." Sasori said with irritation. "Why not, hm? You're my husband now so why can't I call you hubby?" The blonde asked with confusion. Sighing, the puppet nin rolled over to lay on his back. "I'm an S-rank criminal, I'd rather not have a flamboyant nickname." "What about Danna?" "You can continue calling me Danna."
A couple of months later:
"Hmm, I don't know what's worse... Having her go on missions with us and being in danger all the time or having someone else take care of her and we'd rarely get to see her." Deidara thought over, sitting on the couch in their house and holding the now 3 month old in his arms. They would have to leave their comfortable life soon and return to missions and Akatsuki, but the question was what should they do with Eiko?
Sasori sighed, going over behind the couch and resting his chin on the blondes head. He knew how hard it was growing up without parents around but he also didn't like to think of her in constant danger. It wasn't like him and Deidara would -never- get to see her. "What do you think, Danna?" Deidara asked, peering down at the baby's blue orbs. "I don't know." The red head admitted, walking around the couch to now sit beside them. "Masahiko said she would look after her but I don't know... I want her to know I'm her mommy... If she's with someone else too long she might forget about me, hmm..." The blonde admitted sadly. "Deidara, she knows who you are." The puppeteer scoffed, amused that was one of the main reasons why Deidara didn't want to let someone else care for the baby.
"You can decide. I've lived without parents so I know how painful and lonely it is... But I also don't wish the danger we live in on her..." Sasori concluded, leaving the babys' fate in his husbands hands. Giving him an uneasy look, nervous to have such a decision all up to him, Deidara decided. "I want her to come with us, hm." The blonde blushed then, about to explain why his decision wasn't totally selfish. "I mean, she's going to figure out our live style eventually and I think we can protect her best." The red head smirked, leaning in to give the other boy a quick peck. "Okay then, she stays with us."
"Mhmm. Plus, that girl- Masahiko has a crush on my Danna so she might try to say she's Eiko's mommy to steal you away, hm!" Deidara said with a pout, causing Sasori to scoff again. "Really? She has a crush on me?" The puppet asked surprised. Just nodding, the blonde answered him. "Mhmm. You really didn't notice?" "I didn't. But either way, you're Eiko's mom and you're -my- husband." He reassured and Deidara couldn't help but smile. "Yes I am, hm!"
Shifting on the couch, he rested his head on his Danna's lap, letting the baby lay across his chest. Sasori smiled at the contact, moving Dei's bangs out of his face to reveal his closed eye. "Why do you keep your left eye closed anyway?" The blonde smirked, happy to have something that piqued his husbands interests. "You just noticed that now, hm?" "I don't know..." The other boy said irritated, "Just tell me." "I'm training my left eye to counter genjutsu. I don't fall for the same trick twice, you know?" Smirking, Sasori leaned down to kiss his forehead, causing the bomber to blush slightly. "I know."
"Erm Danna..." Deidara began, avoiding the red heads gaze. "Do you think everyone thinks I'm a weakling now? You know... for having a baby." He looked down to Eiko who had fallen asleep on his chest. "They probably do." Sasori said dully, causing the other to frown. "You didn't have to sugar coat it, asshole, hm." Deidara huffed, getting back up to sit again, the other just staring at him with curiosity. "I'm going to prove to you that I'm not a weakling! I guess you could say I'm a bit happy we can go on missions again." The red head smirked, "I never said you were a weakling, I was simply guessing what the others felt about it." Deidara smiled with confidence, "Good because nobody is a match for this artistic duo, hm!" Sasori chuckled lightly, "Agreed. What's gotten into you anyway?"
"I guess I'm just tired of worrying all the time, hm. We're both s-class ninja's working for a criminal organization- we shouldn't have to feel worried!" Deidara said, as if a weight was lifted from his shoulders simply from this mindset. The other just scoffed. "While your positivity is a nice change, I don't want to get too self confident and you shouldn't either. It's important not to get cocky and let your guard down." Sasori explained."I guess so, Mr. Worry-wart." The blonde pouted, looking down lovingly at their little baby. He peered up then, looking oddly excited. "We should stop worrying and do something fun today." Sasori smirked. "Does it involve me and you in the bedroom?" "No!" Deidara frowned, "Is that all you care about, hm?" "I care about you." The read head defended, leaning over to kiss his husbands cheek.
Putting a hand up to where he kissed him, the bomber blushed slightly and frowned. "Whatever, hm." He brightened up as an idea popped in his head. "You should read to Eiko, hm! I got her some books awhile ago. I mean she can't really understand yet but it's good for learning and bonding." Deidara mentioned excitedly. "And it would make me happy." He added, assuming that would make a big difference in Sasori's decision. The puppet ninja gave an uneasy look, "I suppose I could try." "Good! And you have to make different voices for all the characters and make animal noises when appropriate." Once he brought up that part, Sasori dead panned. "No." "Come on, Danna!" The bomber begged, just for him to shake his head in refusal.
"Fine, hm. I was kidding mostly anyway but you can just read normally is fine." Deidara pouted, getting up to go to their bedroom with Eiko still cradled in his arms. The baby cooed and grabbed for his hair as usual, pulling down on it and causing him to grunt in pain. After walking to the bedroom, the three laid down with a hardcover book in front of them. Sasori wasn't sure what he was going to be reading but he sure it was probably stupid. It seemed to be about a cat and a dog. He cleared his throat, signalling he was ready start and if there were any objections they better hurry up and say.
Deidara listened happily as Sasori read to their baby. Even though the puppet master wasn't particularly thrilled, it was sweet of him to agree and he was sure Eiko would enjoy it. It would seem being a parent wasn't so foreign to Sasori as he thought and he actually made a pretty good father- besides being an s-class criminal on the side of course. "Heh, imagine what some of your opponents would think seeing you like this." The blonde chuckled at the thought of how back and forth their lives were. Happy family moment and then criminals the next. "I guess I'm full of surprises." Sasori shot his husband a quick smirk before returning to the book. Eiko was getting a bit tired so she didn't mind stopping for a second. The baby grabbed a hold of the fabric of Sasori's sleeve, laying her head against him before closing her eyes to sleep. Usually she would be more fond of the blonde but it seemed she choose Danna for tonight.
"That's so sweet!" Deidara gushed, cuddling up to Sasori as well. All this time they'd spent together as a family had made him so happy. Soon this life would come to an end though and they'd be out on the road again with constant missions... It would be okay, he believed him and Sasori had what it took to protect baby Eiko. They would all be okay as long as they had each other. "I love you both so much, hm!" The blonde said happily. "I love you too." Sasori replied.
The End! ... For now?~
(AN: Thanks everyone whose read this story and kept up with it all this time! Also new readers, thank you too! I'm sad to call it an end, I hate endings so much ksdjfksjdfksdf. But I figured I had to end it somewhere. ;P Least it's a happy ending. But yeah, I'm thinking of making a sequel to this when Eiko gets a bit older (Only like a couple years) so we can figure out which parents art she agrees with haha and maybe more things will happen too. Let me know what you think of the sequel idea, the more people who want it means the more motivated I will be to write it. XD
Also, I'm like so in the writing mood but I have no ideas myself... I keep starting all these stories I think will go somewheres and it just ends up with a few pages and then I'm stumped. I'm gonna be taking SasoDei requests for stories, one shot or on going story just shoot an idea and I'd be happy to write something up for you. It doesn't even have to be a super detailed idea, just anything to get my mind working and I'll most likely think of something.)